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Old 01-06-2011, 09:25 PM   #961
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Nah, too unoriginal, people try that all the time.


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Old 01-07-2011, 12:18 AM   #962
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Too Late! It's being Fed Ex'd to ya. ( No seriously..BTW, you owe $5 dollars in shipping.)




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Old 01-07-2011, 11:33 AM   #963
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Can't, don't have one.

Give your cat a geri curl.


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Old 01-07-2011, 11:43 AM   #964
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Fortunately a random dog ate my cat before i could have done that


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Old 01-07-2011, 06:31 PM   #965
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Already did and the monkeys took it.


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Old 01-07-2011, 08:14 PM   #966
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But I'll miss Seinfeld reruns!

Go perform the Tim and Eric "sit on you" antics at random:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZO6ab8i8TI


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Old 02-22-2011, 12:53 AM   #967
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Naw, I don't wanna steal their thunder.









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Old 02-22-2011, 09:49 AM   #968
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I tried, but about halfway they all went mad and killed me and ran off.

Take cyanide.
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Old 04-06-2011, 03:58 AM   #969
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Nah, I'd rather take a mother from behind.


(hint, finish the following with an opposing 3 word phrase involving an expletive)

Be Polite.


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Old 09-18-2014, 07:59 PM   #970
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Too exhausting.

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Old 09-26-2014, 09:24 PM   #971
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...Someone hasn't already? I could've sworn...



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