The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game

[Totenkopf]

Good idea if your intent is to lobotomize, but only if it's a micro-sized version of a jackhammer....

Originally Posted by DA

Oh I wasn't referring to excrement, rather I was referring to your trash on my front deck that somehow had pictures of your little island trip. Your wife must reallly get into the kinky $***.

Ah, yes, the schmeming evil of photoshop devotees. Well, what's good for the goose...

Getting an elite hacker who owes you a big favor to burn out the files of your bank's CC division so that there's no record of the $$ you still owe on your substantial balance, while scoring the bonus of "helping" other's liberate their debt monkey as well and then leaving no smoking gun/clues as to your involvement.

[Darth Avlectus]

Good idea, maybe, if hacker is up to snuff for it.

Taming a black leopard.

[Alkonium]

Good idea. That's pretty high up on the list of badass pets.

(You really need to remember to add "Trying to" at the start of some of these.)

A Financial Panther.

[Darth Avlectus]

Metaphorically would be good. Literally would be cool (except I can't quite figure how that'd work).

(Yes mother. )

Trying to hike El Camino del Rey.

[Alkonium]

Good idea. Other people can be so annoying sometimes.

A smartphone that doubles as a switchblade.

[Totenkopf]

Bad idea b/c you might stab yourself accidentally if distracted.

Posting before Darth Avlectus.

[Darth Avlectus]

Good idea, 'nuff said.

Chocolate coated staples.

[Totenkopf]

Good idea if you're feeding them to your goat.

Posting after the one formerly know informally as GTA.

[Alkonium]

Great idea.

Building a castle in Minecraft out of TNT and keeping a Creeper as a pet.

[Darth Avlectus]

Good idea, I can't think of a better self inflicted mayhem at the moment.


Making a Venture Bros. movie, and casting Sid Eudy as Brock Samson based off their many similarities.

[Totenkopf]

Good enough idea.....as long as Patrick Warburton did the voice. Sid's voice didn't seem quite deep enough.

Making your TOR charachter a superfly pimped out jedi.

[purifier]

Good Idea, your character would probably be near to Godmode by then.






Playing a worldwide hide-and-go-seek on a lost island.

[Darth Avlectus]

Neutral: How would that work unless the entire land mass was one island? (you have been playing sim city methinks)

Juicing the blood out of John Corzine and Tim Immelt, no anesthetics.

[Alkonium]

Bad idea. That's called murder, but at least you're doing it creatively.

Smashing through the wall when you could just use the door.

[purifier]

Outstanding Idea, gives a whole new meaning to "making an entrance".

Originally Posted by Darth Avlectus

Neutral: How would that work unless the entire land mass was one island?

Well the idea was that no one could find you on a lost island that is forgotten or either no one knows about it, in a worldwide search for the ultimate game of hide-and-go-seek. Therefore, you have a sure bet not to be found and thus you become the winner of the game. But of course the downside of that is you become lost as well, but regardless you know your the winner, because you are never found. (Guess you could say it's a little extreme, huh? )



Using a air horn to frighten off Jehovah witness at your door.

[Alkonium]

Great idea. That's the best time to get creative.

Using a Jabba the Hutt-style Rancor Pit to deal with Jehovah's Witnesses.

[Darth Avlectus]

Neutral idea: while amusing I suppose, it really is more direct to do it like Violent J says @ 1:20:

Jehovah's Witnesses, I swear man I love 'em. They're standin' on my porch knockin' --I'm waitin' above 'em. Puncture wound victims RIGHT to mah door!
COME BACK MOTHA F***KAH! I'll stab you some more!

Since juicing their blood isn't a good idea...Taking the CEO of GE and former CEO of IMF Global, and giving them a more proper execution for being the greedy sniveling corrupt lying $*** bags they are. Impaling them with pikes and all!

[Alkonium]

Good idea. That's a pretty clear message right there.

Pulling a hat out of a rabbit.

[Hallucination]

Bad idea, you should take Flopsy to a qualified veterinarian and avoid feeding him hats in the future.

Taking the duck out of a turducken.

[M@RS]

Bad idea, Kevin Turen's bad enough.

Giving a rotten apple to a Mac fanboy.

[Hallucination]

Bad idea; it's Christmas, you should at least splurge on a fresh Golden Spy or Pink Lady (if you can, locally sourced).

Giving a PlayBook to someone who wants an iPad.

[Darth Avlectus]

Good idea only if that person is annoying and deserves to be mocked...otherwise bad idea cuz you risk any number of undesirable reactions.

Having a tamed, trained pet Bullion to protect against intruders. (They are nearly elephant sized).

[Totenkopf]

Depends on whether you can afford to feed it or not.

Putting a real live Duke Nukem in charge of GTA's monkey army and equipping them with atomic doody flingin' trebuchets.

[Alkonium]

Bad idea. Duke Nukem is a dumb brute with guns, not a brilliant strategists.

Attempting to overcome your fear of clowns by picturing every clown you see on fire.

[Totenkopf]

Bad idea. The Killer Clowns from Outer Space will just kill you instead.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J890Tx1z_AA

Working for a boss like David Brent.
(hint for those who don't know: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CW20A...eature=related)

[Darth Avlectus]

Good idea. You can basically f*** around once in awhile in the employee lounge and not have to worry about it. (BTW, where's the janitor? I slept on the couch last night and I'm hung over. Don't mind the urine stains and the beer bottles.)

Leveling up on Dragon Quest IV to lv. 50 to learn gigasword before trying to beat the $*** out of Psaro the manslayer again.

[Alkonium]

Good idea. It always pays to be prepared.

Steven Moffat bringing back Rose Tyler on Doctor Who, for the sole purpose of permanently killing her off.

[purifier]

Interesting Idea, but I think the writers are the ones who call the shots on that. So that would probably require some serious bribing on your part, but it's worth a try.



Creating a Doctor Who type of snowman, then summon the spirit of William Hartnell (First Doctor) into that snowman to come alive and beat the crap snow out of Frosty the Snowman for your personal entertainment.

[Alkonium]

Bad idea. I can honestly see the First Doctor trying to beat people senseless with a cane.

Overcoming your fear of clowns by setting real clowns on fire.

[Darth Avlectus]

Good idea unless the clown happens to be a real life incarnation of Sweet Tooth.

Launching a toilet bomb into a pop concert.

[Alkonium]

Not entirely sure what a "toilet bomb" is, but Good idea regardless.

A modern-day Robin Hood operating against corporations.

[Darth Avlectus]

From a nobility perspective probably a good idea, from a realist's perspective neutral to possibly bad as they will now find a way to spin your actions such that it hurts your cause/benefits theirs. Especially if they are co-opted with the government to form an oligarchy.

Originally Posted by Alkonium

Not entirely sure what a "toilet bomb" is, but Good idea regardless.

Refer to the bombardment scene of the movie Earnest Goes To Camp.

Using hot sauce to kill microorganisms better known as STDs as a cheap alternative because the clinic is full of illegals with the same and turns you away. (I'm exaggerating some but not by very much unfortunately.)

[Alkonium]

Really bad idea. Hot Sauce != Medicine.

Using genetic engineering to turn humanity into talking ponies.

[Totenkopf]

Well, if they turn out like ChAiNz ("brony for life"), I guess it wouldn't be too bad. Not volunteering myself, naturally......

Using "medicine" for hot sauce.

[Alkonium]

Great idea, if you're the sort of person who takes their hot sauce intravenously.

Attempting to recreate the Mona Lisa in MS Paint while drunk.

[Totenkopf]

Why not, though it may look like something from Jackson Pollock, not daVinci (esp after you vomit on your monitor )

Taking Dr. Who's sonic screwdriver and throwing it into the ocean while he's unconscious.

[Alkonium]

Neutral. He'd just replace it.

Making Coffee with Skittles instead of coffee grounds.

[Darth Avlectus]

Neutral: it wouldn't really be making coffee then...

Having an option to join Darth Malgus because you are an imperial minded individual, fed up with the treatment you receive as an alien--and in so doing Malgus succeeds in his ambitions.

[Totenkopf]

Probably a bad idea. The Sith don't have the best reps for being grateful.

Destroying the Tardis while the Doctor is forced to stand by helplessly.

[Alkonium]

Really bad idea. It won't end well.

Trying to improve the popularity of the Twilight franchise by marketing it as a comedy.