It is 1:44AM in California. It is oficially 2013 for everyone in the world without exception.
I am a little blitzed, way tired. About to crash facedown. I smell like cigarettes I didn't smoke, some tequila I DID drink, Some flatulence from the Taco Bell I ate, some gun powder of bottle rockets I lit off in Nevada to celebrate. So it was ok overall.
To celebrate on new years day:
An this cuz I have heard it a bazillion times:
I lurve you peeepl.
"I wasn't counting cards, I was cheating."
"Ugh. you give me hives."
"It's Tee-revor time!!!"