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Old 10-03-2003, 04:40 PM   #1
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Spittin' Contest

Here be me Spittin' Contest!

Admitingly, it is inspired by a similar contest in the second MI, but not entirely the same.

Y' see... this is not a contest of how well you spit, its what you spit on. Ooh... this is going to be fun...

*spits on log*


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Old 10-10-2003, 10:13 AM   #2
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Old 10-11-2003, 04:31 PM   #3
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Old 10-12-2003, 09:50 PM   #4
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Old 10-13-2003, 11:18 PM   #5
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Old 10-13-2003, 11:24 PM   #6
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Spits on that bleedin' Jack Russell that keeps biting me ankles when I walk round the shops.....

P.S. Andy....I have to admit I didn't have you down as the type of girl who would spit

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Old 10-13-2003, 11:36 PM   #7
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I spit vociferously. *spits on Roy*

Now I have to tell a story. (MUAHAHA!) I was walking downtown with my mom and we went past a furniture store that had its door propped open. All the lights were on and they had some cool stuff in the window, so we went in. All we had poked at was a nice couch when the lady in the back stopped yakking on her cell phone and yelled at us to get out, because the store was closed!

We thought it very rude, so when we walked past it again a while later, my own mother bet me five bucks I wouldn't spit on the shining store window.

So I did, and very well and accurately, too. I had been practicing, of course. (Also I'll do almost anything for money.)

Later someone asked us about the store, and we derided its dirty loogy-covered windows with great spirit.

Ok, that was far longer than any post in the Games section need be, so you people had better enjoy it. No, I meant .


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Old 10-14-2003, 01:45 AM   #8
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Old 10-14-2003, 03:08 AM   #9
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You disrespectful young cuss. *spits on Orca Wail*


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Old 10-15-2003, 01:29 AM   #10
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Old 10-16-2003, 12:14 AM   #11
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Old 10-16-2003, 01:07 AM   #12
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Old 10-18-2003, 12:36 PM   #13
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Old 11-04-2003, 04:36 AM   #14
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Old 11-09-2003, 05:39 PM   #15
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Old 11-09-2003, 11:27 PM   #16
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Old 11-24-2003, 07:38 PM   #17
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Old 12-11-2004, 10:05 AM   #18
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Go ahead. Impress me. Do something intelligent.
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Old 12-11-2004, 11:31 AM   #19
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Old 12-16-2004, 02:32 PM   #20
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Old 12-17-2004, 03:16 PM   #21
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Old 12-25-2004, 07:46 AM   #22
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Old 12-25-2004, 06:32 PM   #23
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Old 09-03-2005, 02:18 PM   #24
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Old 09-03-2005, 03:12 PM   #25
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Old 09-03-2005, 04:43 PM   #26
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mmm...tasty

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Old 09-03-2005, 05:06 PM   #27
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Bard, what is with you and ressurecting old threads?

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Old 09-03-2005, 06:36 PM   #28
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I assume you're implying that spittle is flying from your mouth while you speak? I mean, just for sake of staying on topic.

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Old 09-03-2005, 06:38 PM   #29
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Not really, no.

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Old 09-04-2005, 06:31 AM   #30
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Dude, i don't remember posting here...Dude, my posts in the old threads were funny...Ahh, my insult game insult was so long...
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Old 09-05-2005, 09:43 AM   #31
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I like ressurecting old threads, why?

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Old 09-05-2005, 11:22 AM   #32
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Spits on The Bard.

We should stop posting here.
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Old 09-05-2005, 05:15 PM   #33
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I can help. This thread isn't really going anywhere, plus it's old.

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