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10-03-2003, 03:40 PM
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Springy Dimention
Posts: 2
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Spittin' Contest
Here be me Spittin' Contest!
Admitingly, it is inspired by a similar contest in the second MI, but not entirely the same.
Y' see... this is not a contest of how well you spit, its what you spit on. Ooh... this is going to be fun...
*spits on log*
-DIUM
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10-10-2003, 09:13 AM
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#2
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Rookie
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 13
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*spits on my dog's butt*
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10-11-2003, 03:31 PM
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#3
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Rookie
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: UK
Posts: 99
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'spits on a bald guy from the top of the eiffel tower'
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10-12-2003, 08:50 PM
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#4
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Lurker
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 5
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*Spits at Wally*
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10-13-2003, 10:18 PM
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#5
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slides like a diphthong!
Join Date: May 2003
Location: in skull pants.
Posts: 1,520
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*spits on (your name)'s favourite stuffed animal*
The man who hesitates goes home with jack. And his kids hate him.
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10-13-2003, 10:24 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Lurking on a shady corner waiting for RayJones...
Posts: 656
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Spits on that bleedin' Jack Russell that keeps biting me ankles when I walk round the shops.....
P.S. Andy....I have to admit I didn't have you down as the type of girl who would spit 
(Sorry for lowering the tone....AGAIN)!! 
Roy Tordes - The Legend
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10-13-2003, 10:36 PM
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slides like a diphthong!
Join Date: May 2003
Location: in skull pants.
Posts: 1,520
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I spit vociferously. *spits on Roy*
Now I have to tell a story. (MUAHAHA!) I was walking downtown with my mom and we went past a furniture store that had its door propped open. All the lights were on and they had some cool stuff in the window, so we went in. All we had poked at was a nice couch when the lady in the back stopped yakking on her cell phone and yelled at us to get out, because the store was closed!
We thought it very rude, so when we walked past it again a while later, my own mother bet me five bucks I wouldn't spit on the shining store window.
So I did, and very well and accurately, too. I had been practicing, of course. (Also I'll do almost anything for money.)
Later someone asked us about the store, and we derided its dirty loogy-covered windows with great spirit.
Ok, that was far longer than any post in the Games section need be, so you people had better enjoy it.  No, I meant .
The man who hesitates goes home with jack. And his kids hate him.
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10-14-2003, 12:45 AM
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Veteran
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Look outside your window...
Posts: 778
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*spits on everyone who's spitted (spat?)*
*spits on Death!*
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10-14-2003, 02:08 AM
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slides like a diphthong!
Join Date: May 2003
Location: in skull pants.
Posts: 1,520
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You disrespectful young cuss. *spits on Orca Wail*
The man who hesitates goes home with jack. And his kids hate him.
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10-15-2003, 12:29 AM
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.......fin.......
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: *
Posts: 1,002
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Thataway, Capn.
Spits and intercepts your spit with my spit, launching it all back into your face.
"Hammer and tongs! I am so torn between rage and joy, that if I do not burst, it will be a marvel!"
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10-15-2003, 11:14 PM
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Veteran
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Look outside your window...
Posts: 778
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*pulls out loogie machine gun*
Don't make me use this!
Loaded with the same stuff the bartender uses to clean glasses!
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10-16-2003, 12:07 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2002
Location:
Posts: 923
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*spits on his enemies... runs out of spit*
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10-18-2003, 11:36 AM
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Rookie
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Monkey Island
Posts: 42
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*spits in (your name here)'s ear*
didn't see that one coming did u?
Buy Monkey Island today!
*look at reinforced oar* "It looks better, faster, stronger"
"Lucky guess, half the people I know are named Guybrush"
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11-04-2003, 03:36 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: New Zealand
Posts: 705
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*spitts on the vodoo lady*
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11-09-2003, 04:39 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Thanet Island, England
Posts: 267
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*spits in a spitoon*
I have some manners.
I'm really Monkey-_
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11-09-2003, 10:27 PM
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Join Date: May 2003
Location: 200 years in the future... Or 200 years in the past...or in the present
Posts: 434
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*spits on everyone
*spits in teacher's coffee pot
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11-24-2003, 06:38 PM
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Junior Member
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Schermer, Holland
Posts: 464
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*spits the best, thus winning the contest*
[img]www.nggaming.nl/logo.jpg[/img]
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12-11-2004, 09:05 AM
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Junior Member
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: The Computer
Posts: 270
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*spits through DeadEyeDave's eye,piercing his walnut-sized brain*
Go ahead. Impress me. Do something intelligent.
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12-11-2004, 10:31 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2004
Posts: 1,145
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*spits at earth*
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12-16-2004, 01:32 PM
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Rookie
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Lisbon
Posts: 98
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Spits at girl friends mouth because she loves my taste.
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12-17-2004, 02:16 PM
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Junior Member
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: The Computer
Posts: 270
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*spits on cop and gets arrested for assault*
Go ahead. Impress me. Do something intelligent.
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12-25-2004, 06:46 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2004
Posts: 1,145
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*Spits on Darth Vader and gets executed for farting*
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12-25-2004, 05:32 PM
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Junior Member
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: The Computer
Posts: 270
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*spits on Peice Of Metal and gets beat up for being meself*
Go ahead. Impress me. Do something intelligent.
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09-03-2005, 01:18 PM
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Rookie
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Lisbon
Posts: 98
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spits on himself
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09-03-2005, 02:12 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: USA
Posts: 4,365
Current Game: Fallout 3
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spits on the bard (for waking this crusty thread )
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09-03-2005, 03:43 PM
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Rookie
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Lisbon
Posts: 98
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mmm...tasty
spits on skyes spit.
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09-03-2005, 04:06 PM
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Registered Amuser
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Wherever the wind takes me... or failing that the nearest cinema.
Posts: 7,194
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Bard, what is with you and ressurecting old threads?
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09-03-2005, 05:36 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: USA
Posts: 4,365
Current Game: Fallout 3
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I assume you're implying that spittle is flying from your mouth while you speak? I mean, just for sake of staying on topic.
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09-03-2005, 05:38 PM
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Registered Amuser
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Wherever the wind takes me... or failing that the nearest cinema.
Posts: 7,194
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Not really, no.
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09-04-2005, 05:31 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2004
Posts: 1,145
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*spits on this thread*
Dude, i don't remember posting here...Dude, my posts in the old threads were funny...Ahh, my insult game insult was so long...
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09-05-2005, 08:43 AM
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Rookie
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Lisbon
Posts: 98
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I like ressurecting old threads, why?
spits to the sky....oh ****, my eye.
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09-05-2005, 10:22 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2004
Posts: 1,145
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Spits on The Bard.
We should stop posting here.
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09-05-2005, 04:15 PM
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Registered Amuser
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Wherever the wind takes me... or failing that the nearest cinema.
Posts: 7,194
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I can help. This thread isn't really going anywhere, plus it's old.
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