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Old 11-13-2004, 08:29 PM   #841
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*Greco keeps firing, aiming for the head and neck*


Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.

So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.


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Old 11-14-2004, 07:44 AM   #842
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*Hammerhead blasts Shunaria with two shots of his gun*

Hammerhead: Your head would make a great trophy, whatnot?!

*Deac force flips back up, force pulls his sabers back to himself, and charges again*


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Old 11-16-2004, 06:50 PM   #843
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((Talon walking? o_O))

*More burning wounds appear on Shunaria's skin, the dragon's power draining out like blood and being dissolved into nothingness by the Arc.

Talon's "Nameless" cleaves a great hole in Shunaria's neck. The burst of light that escapes from the hole flashes in Talon's face, blinding him, and Shunaria's jaws clamp down on him.

Rwos draws a diagonal slash along the beast's belly. A'melie leaps at the monster's head and stabs at its eyes with her lightsaber. She loses her footing as Shunaria tries to shake her off, and she disappears down its gullet, even as Trael's laser cannons trace burning streaks along the dragon's neck.

Elizabeth begins to look exhausted, and drops to her knees. Maria and K'Warra struggle to stand. H'lena winces, also under the invisible strain*

H'lena: *through clenched teeth* H-hurry...

*Elizabeth collapses. The shields surrounding the other members of the group instantly shrink*

H'lena: Trael! Get rid of her!

*Trael swoops down from the ceiling and grabs Maria. He swoops towards the portal map and disappears through one of the city portals. After a few moments he flies back through, and a magic shield is formed around him anew.

Shunaria, while lunging at Davin, sees this occur from the corner of his eye*


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Old 11-17-2004, 11:49 AM   #844
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Greco: KID! LOOK OUT!
*Starts aiming for Shunaria's eyes.*


Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.

So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.


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Old 11-17-2004, 12:14 PM   #845
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*Deac slashes at Shunaria's back*

Deac: Come on slug-head!


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Old 11-17-2004, 12:23 PM   #846
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((Davin don't look like a kid JM, Davin looks like a friken Dragon ))

*Davin dodges Shunaria's swing, and lunges himself.

Suddenly a sound of metal striking the ground from Shunaria. It was a blade that seemed to have pirced Shunaria's skin from inside its mouth, sticking down at the ground.


...Inside the dragon's mouth was Talon refusing to be 'eaten' by the beast, whom performed his act of defiance by stabing down with his 'Nameless' all the way to the hilt of the blade, just to prevent him from being swallowed.

He quickly takes his other sword 'Itchimonji' and strikes the upper, softer part of Shunara's mouth, wedging himself there...*

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Old 11-17-2004, 02:22 PM   #847
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((He's been calling Davin kid since he met him. He ain't gonna stop because he got a makeover.))
*Greco kept shooting at the eyeballs, careful now of not hitting Talon by accidently shooting a bolt through the dragon's mouth*


Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.

So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.


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Old 11-17-2004, 02:49 PM   #848
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((OOS: There IS no soft spot on Shunaria. He's no longer a flesh-and-blood creature...))

*It is already too late for Talon. His feet have already begun dissolving, melding with Shunaria. His legs and lower body quickly follow. Talon and his swords appear to melt into Shunaria's body. Shunaria's jaws snap closed.

Shunaria bucks Deac off his back, then rips through the air towards Trael, catching him by surprise. Trael is enclosed in the dragon's jaws and vanishes.

Next Shunaria aims back down for Drago and Hal*


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Old 11-17-2004, 04:02 PM   #849
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((meh.))


Davin *seeing Talon* "Good ridence..."

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Old 11-19-2004, 02:24 AM   #850
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Flax: Here he comes.

*Flax flips up and lands standing on the Dragon's back, he begins to hack merrcilusly at the neck of the beast.*

*Drago makes use of his barbarian running boots.*


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Old 11-19-2004, 10:40 AM   #851
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*Shunaria is too fast for Drago's boots, and chomps him up. He roars in pain and tries to shake Hal off, and manages to do so before Hal can finish the fatal wound he'd begun*

H'lena: Finish him! Quickly! I can't do this much longer!

*Shunaria, eyeing the crackling shields around his attackers, finally focuses on the mages*

Shunaria: <FOOLS!>

*He lunges at the shielders, focusing on K'Warra. K'Warra tries to dodge, but the dragon's jaws were too large to avoid.

The shields around the others in the group shrink again by a third as K'Warra disappears into the dragon's jaws.

Next the dragon goes for Maria. Before he can strike her, Rwos leaps between them, stabbing at Shunaria with his lightsword, opening a great burning gash along his snout, before becoming the dragon's next victim.

Both H'lena and Maria had taken cover behind enormous furniture, leaving a path clear to the portal map.

Shunaria realizes his way out. He streaks through the air towards the unguarded map*


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Old 11-19-2004, 10:44 AM   #852
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*Davin runs and tackles the large head of Shunaria and holds his jaw shut. Then he wraps his tail around the large dragon's neck.

Davin then grits his teeth and ignites himself in a ball of flame.*

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Old 11-19-2004, 11:30 AM   #853
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*Flax flips onto Shunaria's head this time, he plunges his silver blade into the dragon's head from above, just behind the eyes.*


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Old 11-19-2004, 11:38 AM   #854
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((OOS: Did Flax pull out the sword immediately? Otherwise it's getting absorbed into Shunaria's body...))


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Old 11-19-2004, 01:57 PM   #855
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((Red, its a lightsabre.

And yes, more or less, so the power cell might need a bit of a recharge.))


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Old 11-19-2004, 02:02 PM   #856
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((Ah, I didn't realize Flax had a silver lightsaber so I assumed he switched to a sword.

Absorption isn't instantaneous, so Flax shouldn't have to worry if it wasn't in there for more than a few seconds.

*Waits for Deac and JM to reply*))


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Old 11-19-2004, 07:05 PM   #857
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*Greco runs towards the map, leaps on top of it, and starts shooting at Shunaria. He grabs it with one hand and prepares to throw it to someone*


Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.

So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.


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Old 11-20-2004, 02:45 AM   #858
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Deac: RWOS! NOOO! ARGGH!

*Deac charges at Shunaria, hacking and slashing wildly in fury*

Hammerhead: Why isn't he dying?!

*Deac spins and finds himself face to face with Shunaria's gaping jaw*

Deac: Figures.

*Seeing he's about to become dragon food, Deac switches to his last resort- his own self destuct mechanism*


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Old 11-20-2004, 11:58 AM   #859
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((Flax has always had a silver sabre. The only time Flax has used a sword in this thread was when it was more practical than a sabre, i.e. when he couldn't feel the Force.))

*Flax stabs again.*

Flax: Die you ugly $^&*&(*)(&^%$%"!"$"%&^(*_))^%$$"!"$&*&)*_*( ^^$"%*&)()_%$R""$&^()(^%"!"!

*Takes a breath.*

Flax: !"$$^%&*&((($$^^*&*(*()*_+(&*%^$%"%^^%&$"%$ ^!


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Old 11-20-2004, 01:46 PM   #860
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((Okay, I'm sorry...but how is that self-destruct device Deac's LAST resort? HOW MANY TIMES HAS HE USED IT BY NOW?!?

JM: Keep in mind that the map is pretty freaking enormous - big enough for Shunaria to go through - but it IS light ^^))


*Shunaria's many wounds, still burning with magic fire, begin to tear open further, the enormous power inside him bursting out at newly torn seams.

One the other hand, the wound Flax stabs at doesn't seem to get any deeper, though it widens.

Shunaria chomps up Deac before he can activate his self-destruct device. Deac is absorbed into Shunaria as Shunaria streaks towards Greer Greco. A continuous shriek rings from the dragon inside the group's minds*



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Old 11-20-2004, 07:26 PM   #861
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((STOP CONFUSING MY CHARACTERS NAMES DAMN YOU!
Plus Greco's a mastermind thief, he's gotta be used to folding large objects into a single throwable/catchable form in a limited amount of time.))
Greco: Holy force that's a bad singing voice. H'LENA!
*Greco waits until the last moment to throw the folded map at H'lena, so that Shunaria won't intercept.*


Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.

So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.


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Old 11-21-2004, 05:49 AM   #862
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*Davin runs and tackles the large head of Shunaria and holds his jaw shut. Then he wraps his tail around the large dragon's neck.

Davin then grits his teeth and ignites himself in a ball of flame.*

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Old 11-21-2004, 06:26 AM   #863
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*Hammerhead starts pummeling Shunaria with his bare hands*


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Old 11-21-2004, 08:10 AM   #864
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((Scar: I know. All he's doing is protecting Shunaria's neck. Good going. ^_~

[Okay, so he's slowing him down as well. Will post later]))


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Old 11-21-2004, 08:25 AM   #865
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Old 11-21-2004, 12:30 PM   #866
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Flax: Die Demon, Die!

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Old 11-21-2004, 02:49 PM   #867
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(('Trying' being the key word there. ))

*Shunaria chomps Greco up.

H'lena catches the map. Maria collapses and H'lena winces under the added strain of having to shield a new person.

Shunaria smashes himself into the ground, eager to rid himself of the pests riding on his head and neck. Davin is stunned by the impact of his head to the ground. Shunaria smacks his head into the high ceiling, forcing Flax off the burning cross-shaped hole on top of his head.

H'lena falls to her knees, exhausted. Her eyes close. The barriers shielding the group shrink rapidly.

The wound on Shunaria's head burns larger, meeting with the slashes Deac, Greco and Rwos had left and getting even larger. Finally it meets the wound on its neck and expands even more, intersecting with the wounds around its body. The dragon is half-covered with magic blood burning away as soon as it made contact with the Arc's deadly field.

The Woman's eyes widen as H'lena falters. She lifts the Arc with all her strength and shoves it into the blue field, just as H'lena falls unconscious to the ground and the shields around the group disappear.*



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Old 11-27-2004, 09:25 PM   #868
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((*Bumps, since it appears no one has seen the edit.*

Oh heck, I'll just finish it.))

*Shunaria rips open at the seams. Enormous beams of light burst from the dragon's disintegrating body.

A great explosion engulfs the chamber, knocking all the survivors in the room flat on their backs and blowing them away from the blinding light where Shunaria had been seconds ago.

The room is suddenly filled with innumerable voices*


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Old 11-28-2004, 08:01 AM   #869
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It seems they've done it.

Quite.

Guess that means back to the fighting then

Yes. We have to stay true to what we are. The truce is ended

SO IT IS.

*Deac looks around*

Deac: Uh...we won? Now what?

Now you all get to go back where you came from.

Hammerhead: Just like that?

Were you hoping for a reward?


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Old 11-29-2004, 12:32 AM   #870
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*Flax looks at his watch.*

Flax: Well if thats it can I please get back to my wife? At this rate she'll already have had the baby!


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Old 11-29-2004, 07:54 AM   #871
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I guess so

*Flax disappears*

The rest of you all want to go back, or do you have further questions?


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Old 11-29-2004, 09:04 AM   #872
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Rwos: Will we remember...any of this?


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Old 11-29-2004, 11:52 AM   #873
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Well now...

We hadn't quite decided on that part yet

They changed the future. It cannot happen as it did again.

Who could they talk to about it? They are from different times and different worlds.

Deac: Do we or don't we?

You will. But whether you forget when you get back or not is your own business. If your mortal minds can't accept the journey you've just been on, then you may well lose all knowledge of them. It's not us, it's you.


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Old 11-29-2004, 04:16 PM   #874
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Greco *staring at himself after being revived*: So I die and I don't even get a reward? And people ask me why I don't do the hero thing. Oh well, back to normal life I guess.


Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.

So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.


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Old 11-30-2004, 05:58 AM   #875
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You're sooo mercenary. I like that.

* A pile of gold appears at Greco's feet*

Enjoy


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Drago: My wife somehow managed to get off Mrear, could you drop me somewhare in the general vicinity?


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Old 11-30-2004, 08:52 AM   #877
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Sure thing

*Pop! Drago disappears*


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Old 11-30-2004, 12:51 PM   #878
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*Greco picks up the gold*
Greco: Oh I will. So can you drop me off back in front of my ship on Corusant?


Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.

So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.


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Old 12-01-2004, 07:04 AM   #879
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*Pop! Greco vanishes*

Hammerhead: Well, old boys, it's been fun. Will I ever see any of them again?

Sure. When you die.

Hammerhead: I suppose that's fair enough. Back to Arcanum then!

*Pop! Hammerhead's gone*

Deac: Uh...is this Rwos from my timeframe?


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Old 12-01-2004, 01:32 PM   #880
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*Greco looks around to make sure he's back in his own timeframe/universe. He hauled his gold off to his ship and called his fence.*
Greco: You know any place where I can store something of great value?
Fence: What do you have that ain't worth selling?
Greco: About a bagfull of gold.
Fence: Where the hell did you get that.
Greco: You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
Fence: Try me.
Greco: All right, a god gave it to me.
Fence: Jeez, you don't have to pull something out of your ass, just say you don't want to tell me....
Greco: Believe what you want.
Fence: All right, there's one in Corellia.
Greco: Thank you.


Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.

So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.


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