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Old 05-08-2004, 04:25 PM   #161
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Someone's been watching The Hunt for Red October too many times...
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Arrow *raises hand*

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Old 05-08-2004, 06:13 PM   #163
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Zoom, I have that movie memorized.

And Ray, it's "Give me a ping, Vasily... One ping only, please."


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Old 05-08-2004, 07:14 PM   #164
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Doing a sociological study on perversion. I'm up to Advanced Child Molesting.

Sorry, I'm mourning the loss of a great member, excuse me for a moment.

Anyway, a joke (and a ****ing terrible one at that.)

What did the duck say when the bartended asked what to do with his drink's bill?

spoiler:
He said: Put it on my bill.


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Old 05-08-2004, 07:44 PM   #165
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yeah, dont repeat it... XP

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Old 05-08-2004, 10:13 PM   #166
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Soy'ooz neroosh'imi resp'ooblik svob'odnikh,
Splot'ila nav'eki vel'ikaia Rus!
Da zdr'avstvooyet sozdanni voley nar'odov,
Yed'ini mog'oochi Sov'etski Soy'ooz!

Sing it with me!
Slavsya Otechestvo nashe svobodnoye,
Druzhbi narodov nadyozhniy oplot,
Partiya Lenina, sila narodnaya
Nas k torzhestvu kommunizma vedyot!


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Old 05-09-2004, 04:56 AM   #167
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What did the duck say when the bartended asked what to do with his drink's bill?

spoiler:
He said: Put it on my bill.
I'm very sorry, Dr. Edison, but we're going to have to kill you for that. It's a shame, really, because I've always enjoyed your inventions...

Yoink! Which means:

spoiler:
Welcome to Aresen, home of the electric sheep.
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Old 05-09-2004, 01:26 PM   #168
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Soy'ooz neroosh'imi resp'ooblik svob'odnikh,
Splot'ila nav'eki vel'ikaia Rus!
Da zdr'avstvooyet sozdanni voley nar'odov,
Yed'ini mog'oochi Sov'etski Soy'ooz!

Sing it with me!
Isn't that what it plays whilst you're Installing Operation Flashpoint?


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Old 05-09-2004, 05:10 PM   #169
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Old 05-10-2004, 02:41 PM   #170
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Nope. Actually, it's the Mickey Mouse Club song translated into russian. Behold:

Soy'ooz neroosh'imi resp'ooblik svob'odnikh, (Who's the leader of the band,)
Splot'ila nav'eki vel'ikaia Rus! (That's made for you and me?)
Da zdr'avstvooyet sozdanni voley nar'odov, (M-I-C-K-E-Y, M-O-U-S-E)
Yed'ini mog'oochi Sov'etski Soy'ooz! (Mickey Mouse--Donald Duck! Mickey Mouse--Donald Duck!)

Someone go check the freezer and see if Uncle Walt is turning over yet.
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Old 05-10-2004, 05:20 PM   #171
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And Ray, it's "Give me a ping, Vasily... One ping only, please."
thats how it is if i translate movies into english..

i've actually never seen this movie in it's original version (which gives me a goal, btw) ..
but you got my point, however. a great scene. like all the onther ones




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lazy asshat *WHACK* move it to TEH DVD-STORE!
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Old 05-10-2004, 06:15 PM   #172
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Nope. Actually, it's the Mickey Mouse Club song translated into russian. Behold:

Soy'ooz neroosh'imi resp'ooblik svob'odnikh, (Who's the leader of the band,)
Splot'ila nav'eki vel'ikaia Rus! (That's made for you and me?)
Da zdr'avstvooyet sozdanni voley nar'odov, (M-I-C-K-E-Y, M-O-U-S-E)
Yed'ini mog'oochi Sov'etski Soy'ooz! (Mickey Mouse--Donald Duck! Mickey Mouse--Donald Duck!)

Someone go check the freezer and see if Uncle Walt is turning over yet.
No, but if RFH was, he would XP

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Old 05-10-2004, 07:57 PM   #173
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Old 05-11-2004, 03:58 PM   #174
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I'm very sorry, Dr. Edison, but we're going to have to kill you for that. It's a shame, really, because I've always enjoyed your inventions...

Yoink! Which means:

spoiler:
Welcome to Aresen, home of the electric sheep.
If you have to kill me, can I be buried alive or atleast burnt at a stake?


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Old 05-13-2004, 03:59 PM   #175
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Wally the space dolphin devours you in one bite, then says he's really very sorry but he mistook you for a space tuna.

The ping quote in french: 'Veuilliez-vous sonner une ping, Vasily...une ping seule, s'il vous plait.'
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Old 05-13-2004, 06:14 PM   #176
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Screw Saturn. Free Jupiter. It's much bigger. More oil.

Uh...yeah. That's all I have to say.

Oh, and Rogue15 says hi.


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Old 05-14-2004, 11:23 PM   #177
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Never mind Madonna and Britney Spears...

I wanna see Tonya Harding and Lynndie England do an NFL halftime special!

Pinks: Sorry, but we need Saturn's massive rings for a broadband transmitter powerful enough to cut through CIA radio signal jamming. Which reminds me, say *hi* to Rogue 15 for me.
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Old 05-15-2004, 10:02 AM   #178
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*walks in*

*does the chicken dance*

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Old 05-15-2004, 10:43 AM   #179
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a blind man walks in to a store with his seeing eye dog. as usual the store manager behind the customer service counter looks up, notices the customer is blind, and not wanting to stare quickly looks away again. out of the corner of his eye the manager sees the blind man start swinging the dog over his head with its leash. the manager runs over and says "Sir, is there anything I can help you with?" the blind man calmly replies "nah, i'm just looking around."


*guffaw snort chortle *
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Old 05-16-2004, 02:35 AM   #180
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Lightbulb Old Joe

(That reminds me of my favorite bar joke...)

Man walks into a bar on a friday night, trolling for babes, and finds the place empty except for an old man in the corner drinking whiskey. He asks the bartender, 'Hey, seen any chicks around tonight?'

'Naw,' says the bartender. 'This is a logging town--we don't get many women come through here. But there is Old Joe over there in the corner.'

The man looks disgusted. 'I don't go for that!' He leaves.

Next friday night, the same guy is out on the prowl for company. He stops into the bar, and finds it empty--again--except for the old man in the corner. 'Seen any women tonight?' he asks the bartender.

'Naw. Not tonight...but there's always Old Joe over there.'

'No, I told you--I don't go for that!'

Bartender shrugs. 'Suit yourself.'

A month goes by before the man finds himself going back to the bar. This time sheepishly, he walks up to the bartender and whispers, 'Okay, look. Besides you, who else would have to know about Old Joe over there?'

'Well...there's you, me, Old Joe, and the sheriff would know--'

'The sheriff? Why would he have to know?'

'Because Old Joe don't go for that, either.'








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Old 05-19-2004, 12:53 PM   #181
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Old 05-19-2004, 01:29 PM   #182
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Old 05-20-2004, 09:25 AM   #183
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a man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?"
the bartender considers it, then agrees.
the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. he then reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. the rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues.

after the man finished his drink, he asked the bartender, "If I show you an even better trick, will you give me free drinks for the rest of the evening?"
the bartender agrees, thinking that no trick could possibly be better than the first. the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. he reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues. the man reaches into another pocket and pulls out a small bullfrog, who begins to sing along with the rat's music.

while the man is enjoying his free drinks, a stranger comes up to him and offers him 100,000 for the bullfrog.
"Sorry," the man replies, "he's not for sale."
the stranger increases the offer to 250,000 cash. after giving it so thought the man finally agrees, and turns the frog over to the stranger in exchange for the money.

"are you insane?!" said the bartender. "That frog could have been worth millions to you, and you let him go for a mere 250,000!"
"don't worry about it." the man answered. "the frog was really nothing special. you see, the rat's a ventriloquist."
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Arrow not again!

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "why the long face?"


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I don't get it...


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horse .. ? long face .. ?


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Old 05-27-2004, 11:10 AM   #187
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Still nothing...


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Old 05-27-2004, 04:53 PM   #188
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long face usualy means that one would look like he/she is feeling depressed or sad

the pun is, is that horses have large heads, which could be said as 'long faced'

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I know what a "long face" is... I just couldn't figure out what the hell it had to do with a horse.


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and? how funny is it, now that you know, huh?



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*(Brings in a mean, crazy-looking horse that kicks Ray over and stomples him into hamburger.)*

Meet Mr. Trample. He's a one-trick pony.
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i still don't get it... i mean why is a horse going into a bar anyway? was it a hay bar or something?


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Arrow Steeplechase

*(Has Mr. Trample crush Siv into a quivering mass alongside Ray.)*

Look, it's his only trick...but he can do it over and over again.

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Cus its the premiss of the joke

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I'm still not convinced that's not Ron Jeremy.


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Mr. Trample! What ever has gotten into you?!?

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O_O
Yeah, pretty much.

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Mr. Trample! What ever has gotten into you?!?

I think it's the other way around... But at least he's using that tube of AstroGlide I got him for his birthday.


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Lightbulb 'Two Towers' movie quotes we really like in this context

'You stink of horse.'

--Saruman, talking to Wormtongue


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wormtongue..?

big worm? or a lack of horsepower?



however, .. definitly a reason for a "long face".


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