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Old 03-17-2004, 12:46 AM   #1
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Well ^_^

I'm sure I said it to some people, but what the hell, might as well spread the news

I'm going for the NAVY

w/ my 76 on the ASVAB, I can practically take just about anything I want as a job

Sucks is that tomarrow i gotta go into buffalo to spend the nite so that the next day I get a phsyical and see what job placement i can get ^_^;

that is if i dont be stupid a blurt out something that gets me qualified under permently disabled for some stupid bullcrap 'Oh hey see this scar? I got it when i was a kid!' 'Sorry son, you failed your phsyical'

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Old 03-17-2004, 12:56 AM   #2
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hahahaha

navy bitch. XD j/k

go you!

hope u got a real high school diploma, otherwise u could possibly get screwed jobwise...i had an equivelant and didn't qualify for as much as i should have. i didn't even drop out!!!! it's alright though, i got a decent mos.

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Old 03-17-2004, 01:21 AM   #3
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I got a regents diploma, i got nothing to worrya bout having a normal HS one


besides as for my blood test & piss test, I'm clean, i don't drink or anything

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Old 03-17-2004, 01:57 AM   #4
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You just now telling me this, I coulda been ripping on you for months damn it...


Alright, alright. Let's just calm down and settle this over a nice cyanide pill eating contest, you go first.
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Old 03-17-2004, 02:00 AM   #5
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Um, no actually

cus, well, I'm just doing it for the past I donno, two-three weeks

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Old 03-17-2004, 02:04 PM   #6
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SCORE!!!! Someone else to make Navy jokes about!

Ladies and Gentlemen, I've found my Guilo replacement... Well, at least as far as the Navy humor is concerned.


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Old 03-17-2004, 02:27 PM   #7
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SCORE!!!! Someone else to make Navy jokes about!

Ladies and Gentlemen, I've found my Guilo replacement... Well, at least as far as the Navy humor is concerned.

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Old 03-17-2004, 02:31 PM   #8
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SCORE!!!! Someone else to make Navy jokes about!

Ladies and Gentlemen, I've found my Guilo replacement... Well, at least as far as the Navy humor is concerned.
Oh really?

And to whom am I speak to whom has a Pirate for an avatar??

BURN!

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Old 03-17-2004, 02:36 PM   #9
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........we're doomed. Kiss the navy good bye. :-D

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Old 03-17-2004, 11:32 PM   #10
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And to whom am I speak to whom has a Pirate for an avatar??
I've never denied being a sailor... I own my own damned boat.

It's why I reserve my right to make bad double-entendres at the expense of US Navy personnel.


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Old 03-18-2004, 01:10 AM   #11
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Another one headed for the military huh? Good luck to you man.

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Old 03-19-2004, 07:57 PM   #12
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Aaah, the padawan has chosen wisely.



One thing, though. It's a somewhat different navy than the one I was in back in my day--they didn't have 'don't ask, don't tell.' So: don't drop the soap! And if you do, just let it go--it's a goner...


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Old 03-19-2004, 08:32 PM   #13
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yeah the DOD privacy staement said that it does have that 'dont ask, dont tell policy'

but still has a strict policy that if whom is seen participating in such 'activities' gets (in other words) an immedate discharge (not sure if honorable or dishonorable)

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Old 03-19-2004, 11:20 PM   #14
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That would be a dishonorable discharge... Nothin' says, "Get that outta my ass!" like being drummed out of the service.


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Old 03-20-2004, 08:59 PM   #15
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..don't drop the soap! And if you do, just let it go--it's a goner...
here's a trick to get that soap back: stand with your back to the wall and try to use your feet to carefully shove the soap out of the showerrooms into safe territory while moving along the wall.


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Old 03-21-2004, 07:01 AM   #16
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what kind of moron bends at the waist anyhow?


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Old 03-21-2004, 08:20 AM   #17
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the term "klingon slave girls" comes to mind.. besides that, your knees are your friends. an everlasting truth..


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Old 03-21-2004, 01:28 PM   #18
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Re: Gumpy

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So: don't drop the soap!
Thats prison life my friend


if it's in the Navy, he'd get dishonorably discharged, and a royal ass beating. (from me stupid :P)

not that I'd have anything agenst homosexuals, just its the point that I'm not

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Old 03-21-2004, 05:22 PM   #19
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your knees are your friends. an everlasting truth..

Um, it is taking so much strength to hold back from how I want to comment on this.....

and on the issue of dropping soap, somebody did it in basic training, the showers went quiet....the guy immediately had everybody move away as somebody kicked the soap over to him, he picked it up, and then all was good again, lol


Alright, alright. Let's just calm down and settle this over a nice cyanide pill eating contest, you go first.
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Old 03-21-2004, 11:59 PM   #20
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I've seen in a documentary aboard the Nimitz that men and women had "fun" with each other in quiet places. So the sailor stereotype is now only partially true. Although I wouldn't drop the soap and then bend down to pick it up...

A little song now!

Where can you find pleasure
Search the world for treasure
Learn science technology
Where can you begin to make your dreams all come true
On the land or on the sea
Where can you learn to fly
Play in sports and skin dive
Study oceanography
Sign up for the big band
Or sit in the grandstand
When your team and others meet

In the navy
Yes, you can sail the seven seas
In the navy
Yes, you can put your mind at ease
In the navy
Come on now, people, make a stand
In the navy, in the navy
Can't you see we need a hand
In the navy
Come on, protect the mother land
In the navy
Come on and join your fellow man
In the navy
Come on people, and make a stand
In the navy, in the navy, in the navy (in the navy)

They want you, they want you
They want you as a new recruit

If you like adventure
Don't you wait to enter
The recruiting office fast
Don't you hesitate
There is no need to wait
They're signing up new seamen fast
Maybe you are too young
To join up today
Bout don't you worry 'bout a thing
For I'm sure there will be
Always a good navy
Protecting the land and sea

In the navy
Yes, you can sail the seven seas
In the navy
Yes, you can put your mind at ease
In the navy
Come on be bold and make a stand
In the navy, in the navy
Can't you see we need a hand
In the navy
Come on, protect the motherland
In the navy
Come on and join your fellow man
In the navy
Come on be bold and make a stand
In the navy, in the navy, in the navy (in the navy)

They want you, they want you
They want you as a new recruit

Who me?

They want you, they want you
They want you as a new recruit

But, but, but, I'm afraid of water.
Hey, hey look
Man, I get seasick even watchin' it on TV!

They want you, they want you in the navy

Oh my goodness.
What am I gonna do in a submarine?

They want you, they want you in the navy

In the navy
Yes, you can sail the seven seas
In the navy
Yes, you can put your mind at ease
In the navy
Come on be bold and make a stand
In the navy, in the navy
Can't you see we need a hand
In the navy
Come protect the motherland
In the navy
Come on and join your fellow man
In the navy
Come on be bold and make a stand


You have to love the Village People!


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Old 03-22-2004, 01:27 AM   #21
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I so skimmed past that song...

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Old 03-22-2004, 03:01 AM   #22
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In the Navy,
You can dry-hump dead Marines!
In the Navy,
Have sex with guys on submarines!


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Old 03-22-2004, 01:44 PM   #23
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something to distract you from those homoerotic fantasies ..

Quote:
you don't have to wait for later
here's a new eliminator
ask your local weapontrader
for the super-perforator!

stress? just cool it!
here's a special bullit
put it in the magazine
boom a bang into your bean.

[chorus]
you can call the operator
for the super-perforator!
killing is our habbit

make you wriggle like a rabbit

but before you die my dear:
[chorus]
have a final glass of beer!
and before the break of dawn
we'll have you back where you belong

sprink-e-ling the lawn

..

[chorus]
bully-bang-bang a-bang-boom-boom
meet your doom! call us soon!
the local weapontrader

with your super-perforator!
here's the melody


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Old 03-22-2004, 02:47 PM   #24
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I'm so not clicking

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Old 03-22-2004, 05:00 PM   #25
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Could ya sing it one more time, I haven't laughed so hard in so long. The In the Navy song by the village people that is.


Alright, alright. Let's just calm down and settle this over a nice cyanide pill eating contest, you go first.
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Old 03-22-2004, 09:00 PM   #26
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Where can you find pleasure
Search the world for treasure
Learn science technology
Where can you begin to make your dreams all come true
On the land or on the sea
Where can you learn to fly
Play in sports and skin dive
Study oceanography
Sign up for the big band
Or sit in the grandstand
When your team and others meet

In the navy
Yes, you can sail the seven seas
In the navy
Yes, you can put your mind at ease
In the navy
Come on now, people, make a stand
In the navy, in the navy
Can't you see we need a hand
In the navy
Come on, protect the mother land
In the navy
Come on and join your fellow man
In the navy
Come on people, and make a stand
In the navy, in the navy, in the navy (in the navy)

They want you, they want you
They want you as a new recruit

If you like adventure
Don't you wait to enter
The recruiting office fast
Don't you hesitate
There is no need to wait
They're signing up new seamen fast
Maybe you are too young
To join up today
Bout don't you worry 'bout a thing
For I'm sure there will be
Always a good navy
Protecting the land and sea

In the navy
Yes, you can sail the seven seas
In the navy
Yes, you can put your mind at ease
In the navy
Come on be bold and make a stand
In the navy, in the navy
Can't you see we need a hand
In the navy
Come on, protect the motherland
In the navy
Come on and join your fellow man
In the navy
Come on be bold and make a stand
In the navy, in the navy, in the navy (in the navy)

They want you, they want you
They want you as a new recruit

Who me?

They want you, they want you
They want you as a new recruit

But, but, but, I'm afraid of water.
Hey, hey look
Man, I get seasick even watchin' it on TV!

They want you, they want you in the navy

Oh my goodness.
What am I gonna do in a submarine?

They want you, they want you in the navy

In the navy
Yes, you can sail the seven seas
In the navy
Yes, you can put your mind at ease
In the navy
Come on be bold and make a stand
In the navy, in the navy
Can't you see we need a hand
In the navy
Come protect the motherland
In the navy
Come on and join your fellow man
In the navy
Come on be bold and make a stand


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Old 03-22-2004, 09:41 PM   #27
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Ha, that's just as funny the second time.


Alright, alright. Let's just calm down and settle this over a nice cyanide pill eating contest, you go first.
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Old 03-22-2004, 09:51 PM   #28
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I prefer Metallica to the village people

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Old 03-23-2004, 03:00 AM   #29
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Ha, that's just as funny the second time.
Long live copy-pasting


Metallica isn't like the Village People. They aren't gay nor singing disco songs.


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Old 03-23-2004, 05:28 AM   #30
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And Spock beats Batman. So?

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Old 03-24-2004, 10:56 AM   #33
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Old 03-24-2004, 05:52 PM   #34
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you know i'd hate to see what happens when you do all this to someone with either a short temper, or is really uptight about what your joking it nitro

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I dunno, I think he'd find it more fun.


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Yeah, I think he would too. but it would be an interesting situation none the less

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Okay. Then what is the tattoo on Martha Stewart's butt?



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And James Bond can kick the snot out of Roger Rabbit any day.
Sorry, but no prissy f***ing englishman will ever beat a rabbit, mate!
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Scar da Cook He: Just wait until you run into marines. It gets much worse...
I have an uncle who was a marine.

I'll do just fine

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