Hey everybody! let's start a bar fight!

[Volt1]

Volt Runs into the bar with a blaster pointed at LukeKatarn but trips over a stool and is out for 1post

[Doomie]

And Yes! DG is back up again and he uses his super smash attack... To open a bottle of beer because everybody is down again...

[yaebginn]

Yaeb comes back and hits DG with a bar stoll in the heart, knocking him out for three posts.

[Genghis_Khan]

Genghis gets back up, sees himself in a bew nar (sorry, new bar), picks up a nearby chair and whacks Yeab with it, knocking him out for two posts, and causing him to have an incredible headache when he wakes up, which will knock him out for a further post.

[LukeKatarn]

Originally posted by Doomgiver
*doesn't count as a post* Sorry, Katarn, i was already out. Guess you just tripped over my legs

(oops sorry)
(AND VOLT IT IS GUDON GUD-ON) Gudon unfolds a secret potion whitch him into "MR HYDE" oops sorry "MR HIDE" he goes and hides but on the way to his hideing spot he slaps Genghis then continues to his hideing spot where he then turns back into Gudon. Genghis is out for 2 posts.

[GlobalStrike]

Tale Kansaki wakes up and notices eveyone's in a new bar. He runs inside and pulls out his stun blaster, shooting Gudon with it right between the eyes, knocking him out for 2 posts and giving him a bad headache knocking him out for 1 posts when he wakes up . (not like it matters, but Tale is my KOTOR character).

[Doomie]

DG wakes up again and grabs tale by his hairs, swings him around in such a way that he hits the wall three times and then throws him into the jukebox, totally wrecking it causing it to play fragment of songs, making it sound like a stupid polka/jazz/rock/tango mix. Oh, and a lamp from the ceiling falls on top of Tale, causing him to be KO for... let's see... three posts?

[LukeKatarn]

(DOES NOT COUNT AS A POST) (WILL PEOPLE STOP GOING KNOCKING HIM OUT FOR 2 POSTS THEN ALSO KNOCKING HIM OUT FOR ANOTHER ONE THAT IS VERY ANNOYING IT IS WORSE THEN MY BAD SPELLING AND GRAMMER.)

[SkullHW™]

*Getting up quickly, Trevor looks equally quickly around for the most dangerous weapon man ever constructed.

The Table Leg.

As soon as his mind is aquitted to a task, shifting Trevor's will will not work.

He takes the table leg, beats heck out of Glboal, Doomgiver and Katarn.

All of them are left bleeding on the floor, while Trevor laughs a highpitched, puberty laugh.

Then gets some more Juri Juice..*

[Doomie]

DG Gets up, sees Skull with his back turned towards him and kicks him in his @$$, causing him to fall not only with his face on the wooden bar (Auch )but also on top of his glass, that breaks, leaving glass-splinters in Skulls face (More auch.), Wich makes him bleed to near-death for two posts.

[F-Bomb]

Back from his rather long respite from combat, Beefy Boy wades into the fray. Watching the combat, he yawns with boredom. The stink of his breath knocks Doomgiver out for 1 post.

[Genghis_Khan]

Genghis wake up, sees Beefy Boy - who's shadow is making the wall crumble.

Genghis then picks up a bottle, and lobs it at Beefy Boy.

The bottle narrowly misses his head and smashes into the wall.

The bottle fragments then fly into Beefy Boy's back and give him him extreme pain, causing him to fall to the fall, causing an earthquake in Australia of 6.5 on the Richter scale, and also knocking him out for three posts

[max_rulz]

maxrulz walks into the bar and lobs a chair at genghis. he is down for 2 posts

[Doomie]

And DG woke up again and grabs max by his ears. He pulls them both untill they rupture and max faints for 2 posts because of the extreme pain...

[LukeKatarn]

Gudon wakes up and pulls ous his pet rabbit he then sticks the rabbit on the stove and turns it on! Gudon then flings it at doomgiver who is now out for two posts rolling. (Ever heard of the game whip lash ?)

[F-Bomb]

Beefy Boy finishes picking the glass out of his back by rubbing against the wall and sees Doomgiver go down to a flaming rabbit. Inspired by this incendiary display, Beefy Boy goes over to Doomgiver, bends over, and farts across the flames rising from his body. The resulting inferno scorches Gudon, taking him out of the action for 2 posts.

[LukeKatarn]

(Doesn't count as a post. lol good one F. )

[Drax Kreiger]

Drax walks in, sees the flames, and grabs a fire extinguisher. He then proceeds to freeze Beefy Boy for 2 posts.

[Doomie]

DG wakes up again and congratulates Beefyboy for his extremely painful attack with a kick in the teeth. Beefyboy will search for his teeth for 2 posts.

[F-Bomb]

Doesn't count

I got pWned twice... that blows.
I'll stay down for four posts as they were both pretty good.

[Drax Kreiger]

Drax then looks around, spots DG, and proceeds to smack him over the head with the fire extinguisher. DG goes down for one post.

[LukeKatarn]

Gudon shoots realy cold ice so that whenever something gets hit by it it turns to ice and Gudon shoots some at the fire extinguisher and it freezes Drax for 3 posts.

[Doomie]

Dg wakes up again, apologises to Beefyboy because he owned him while he was on the ground and then heads for Gudon. He empty's a bottle o' beer, holds a lighter by his mouth and burps. The alcoholic gasses eminating from his mouth + the lighter result in a flamethrower that burns Gudon, who will lie on the ground crying for mercy for two posts.

[Glboricua]

Glboricua walks into the area where all the fighting is going down, and looks around. When he sees the chaos that is this bar fight, he grabs a stick and starts running around swinging like crazy and smacks into Doomgiver, KOing them both for 1 post.

[Sabretooth]

Yay! A bar fight! A bar fight!

*accidently whacks GLboricua with a bottle*

Gl-whatever is out for 1 post.

And come on, heat it up! This bar fight is lame! Look at the one that was in the SW Cantina!!

(Why didn't anyone tell me there was a bar fight down here??!! )

[Doomie]

Great to have you in here, i'll certainly take a look there. By means of reward DG stufsf a beer bottle in Saber's mouth (bottom first), smashing your teeth. You're down for one post. (Normally it would be more but otherwise, only one guy is up at a time.)

[LukeKatarn]

Gudon gets up and decides he needs to go pody. He goes over to DG kicks him down and then does his buiness on hi. Out for 2 posts.

[Sabretooth]

Sabretooth arrives, angrily
Picks up LukeKatarn with his Skaarj Hair
Throws him out of the window
Bars doors and windows

LukeKatarn is trying to get into the bar for 2 posts.

[LukeKatarn]

(Doesn't count as post. It is Gudon G-U-D-O-N.)

[Sabretooth]

Originally posted by LukeKatarn
(Doesn't count as post. It is Gudon G-U-D-O-N.)

Gotcha!

(Don't consider this as a post or I'll smash yer teeth)

>

[LukeKatarn]

(lol sweet.. Ok that post will not count and this one will not count.)

[GlobalStrike]

Tale pulls a Cyroban grenade out of his pocket and lobs it sabretooths way, freezing him for 3 posts.

[Doomie]

DG is awake again and bitesin tale's leg. That causes him to fall on a table, that flips over. The bottle of beer standing on the table flies trough the air and lands right on Tale's head. However he isn't down (it's a matter of spicing things up.) I hope some people will let others stand up for a while so there will be more people to take down...

By the way sabertooth, i couldn't find the original barfight..

[LukeKatarn]

Gudon got back up and pulled out a can of "Mighty Droid Oil" and squirted it on Tale. Then Gudon pulls out a match and lights it! He throws the match at Tale. Tale runs to water the moment the match hits him. Tale is in a water bucket trying to cool himself for one post.

[TiJiL]

Tijil (The Bartender who has been watching with a mildly amused expression from behind the counter all this time) stands up and pulls out his double-barrel shotgun. He loads it, cocks it, and then uses the butt of the gun to knock Doomgiver out for one post. He then throws the gun to the side, grabs Doomgiver's limp form, and beats Gudon relentlessly using DG as an unwieldy bludgeon. Gudon, struck painfully by DG's head, is out for two posts!

[F-Bomb]

Beefy Boy heaves himself off the ground and watches Tijil swing Doomgiver's body like a flail. "Hey that looks like fun, let me try!"
He grabs Tijil by the leg and swings him into the wall repeatedly until his leg comes off. He then continues beating Tijil with his own leg mercilessly. However, BeefyBoy is not accustomed to any sort of extended physical activity and suffers a heart attack due to the athletic strain. Tijil will hover at death's door for 4 posts, and BeefyBoy gasps and his arm goes numb for 3 posts.

[Doomie]

Holy crap dude... Now i can only beat up sabretooth... wich i do by stealing Tijil's leg (I'm sure he wouldn't mind) and throw it trough the window next to Sabretooth. The glass splinters go into his brain trough the eyes and Sabretooth is unconscious for three posts. (It would be more if his brain wasn't so small)

[LukeKatarn]

Gudon got up and jumped up and down and Up and Down and UP and DOWN! (Noone is dead I am waiting for more people to get up before I bet up someone.)

[Sabretooth]

What the...? I don't post and I get kicked out? Doom, you should have thought. There are new barfighters who can come... You don't need to always take someone out each time you come to this forum...

[Alegis]

Alegis enters the bar, walks over the broken chairs and orders a drink.

"A correlian ale. In a clean glass"