Hey everybody! let's start a bar fight!

[LukeKatarn]

OOC: max rulz DoomGiver wass allready out. He was out for 2 posts and your post is the second after. So he could not be knocked out for further posts. You post doesn't count.



IC: LukeKatarn goes to the invinceible bathroom and sits on the invinceible toilet. There he found an invinceible toilet bowl cleaner and grabbed. He put it in the innvinceible toilet then came out and hit Max Rulz with it. Max Rulz is busy being disqusted for 2 posts.

[Sabretooth]

Sabretooth entered the Cantina.
Sabretooth exited the Cantina.
Sabre came back and ordered a glass of Jawa Juice. The bartender was an undercover agent of Bush and throttles me with a yellow thread. But I takes him, punches him and flings him over me shoulder!

The bartender falls near LukeKatarn, and uh...

LukeKatarn is cleaning his head of glass pieces for 2 posts.

[Evil Dark Jedi]

Zoric runs over to Sabre and trips him and then punches him in the nose.Sabre is out for 2 posts because he is trying to stop the blood coming from his nose.

[max_rulz]

*OCC*soz doom

max smacks lukekatarn in the head with a giant purple condom. lukekatarn is wondering what the purple thing is for a post

[Evil Dark Jedi]

Zoric runs up to max and hits him on the head.Max is knocked out for 2 posts.

[Sabretooth]

Originally posted by max_rulz
*OCC*soz doom

max smacks lukekatarn in the head with a giant purple condom. lukekatarn is wondering what the purple thing is for a post

Post contents ignored.



Sabretooth starts playing volleyball in the Cantina and the ball accidently hits Evil Dark Jedi. EDJ is trying to fnd who hit him for 1 post and then trying to hit him for another post. This makes up a total of 2 posts.

[Alegis]

Alegis wakes up after beeing unconcious for 5 pages and was amazed the fight was still going on. He picks up a glass from the floor and throws it in the crowd

[max_rulz]

max sneaks up behind allegis and smacks severall chairs over his head but amazingingly he doesnt go down. so max gets his ak-47 out and fills allegis full of holes. allegis is looking for his stomach for a post

[Evil Dark Jedi]

Zoric gets up and goes to Saber and and takes out a vibroblade.He cuts off his arm.Saber is going to the plastic surgeon to get a new arm for 3 posts.

Zoric then goes up to max and takes his ak-47.Zoric hits max over the head with it.Max is out for 2 posts.

OOC:
sorry

[GlobalStrike]

Originally posted by Evil Dark Jedi
Zoric then goes up to max and takes his hk-47.Zoric hits max over the head with it.Max is out for 2 posts.

You mean ak-47, HK-47 is the evil droid from kotor. Well anyways, globalstrike starts to feel hungry, so he goes outside and tries to wave down an icecream truck, the truck stops, but does so on top of zoric. While globalstrike is enjoying his icecream, zoric is drinking motor oil for 2 posts.

[Doomie]

Doomgiver wakes up outside the bar, next to the statue of liberty, without any knowledge of how he got there, and starts kicking it. After kicking it for 5 years, 289 days, 23 hours, 56 minutes and 3 seconds, it collapses right on Globalstrike's head. He is out for three posts. (An' my foot hurts like a bitch)

[Sabretooth]

Sabretooth uses his super-freeze powers to jam Doomgiver. Doomgiver is then melted and stolen by Jabba the Hutt and sold to Watto.

Doomgiver is learning how to fix speeders for 3 posts.

[topshot]

Sabretooth has just been thrown into an active volcano.

Sabretooth survives, but is suffering massive 3rd degree burns for 3 posts.

[Alegis]

alegis unbuttons his shirt and reveals an armor made out of mithril. "stolen from frodo". He then jumps forward, grabs max by his shoes and pulls em, rezsulting in max hitting the floor pretty hard with his head. Down for 5 posts. Alegis runs away and seeks cover behind the bar

[GlobalStrike]

GlobalStrike wakes up from his concussion and pulls out a flash grenade, throws it in alegis's general direction and runs for cover. Alegis and topshot are taking a trip to the eye doctor for 2 posts each.

[Evil Dark Jedi]

Zoric wakes up and sees Globalstrike.Zoric runs over and uses a beer bottle to hit him ove the head.Global is out for 2 posts.

[Lord Blackadder]

Lord Blackadder turns off the light in the bar enveloping it in pitch black darkness just prior to strategically placing a bear trap in the middle of the floor. Doomgiver fails to see said trap and treads on it causing excrutiating leg wounds... Doomgiver is out for 3 rounds.

[max_rulz]

gengis,i wasnt up. you are classified as down until you post again and i hadent posted!

max gets gengis by his head and pulls until it falls off. gengis is geting head surgery for 3 posts.

p.s the most amount of posts you can knock some1 down for is 3. read the rules on the first page.

[Evil Dark Jedi]

Zoric then hits Lord Blackadder over the head with a beer bottle.Lord Blackadder is out for 2 posts.


Zoric then punches max in the stomach.Max is trying to catch his breath for 2 posts.

[topshot]

Topshot forces Zoric to succumb to torture and jams a spade down his throat.

Zoric is temporarily dead for 2 posts.

[Doomie]

Doomgiver grabs Topshot by the nose and swings him against the ceiling, wich comes down upon him. Topshot is unconscious for 1 post, and tries to get out of the pile of debris for another post.

[Whimseyboy]

Whim jumps Doom and polorizes his body to a speeder which is leaving for the other side of the planet Doom is out for 2 posts and another post trying to get back to the bar.

[Evil Dark Jedi]

Zoric gets up and and punches whim in the stomach then in the nose.Whm is trying to regain his air and stop the nose bleed for 3 posts.

[GlobalStrike]

GlobalStrike wakes up and see's fighting all around him. He then goes to get revenge on zoric for breaking a bottle over his head. GlobalStrike picks up a chair by the head rest and smacks zoric over the head with it. Zoric' head is hurting for 2 posts.

[Sabretooth]

Sabre picks up a chair and sits on it. Since it's in the air, and no ones sitting on it, it falls down...








down.......








down........










down........

Onto GlobalStrike, who is trying to get rid of it for 3 posts.

[kome566]

(Let me get in this mug )

Kolias walks in and is like What the **** is going on here.He shrugs and picks up a champagne bottle and breaks it over Sabre's head for 2 posts

[max_rulz]

max sprays zoric with oil and sets him on fire.zoric is a walking torch for 3 posts

[Evil Dark Jedi]

Originally posted by max_rulz
max sprays zoric with oil and sets him on fire.zoric is a walking torch for 3 posts

I hadnt posted yet so im not up.That is against the rules so I will hit you.



Zoric runs up to Max and punches him in the back of the head.Max is out for 3 posts.

[kome566]

Since no1 has beatten up him yet Kolias stabs Evil Dark Jedi with his broken champagne bottle knockin him down for 1 posts

[topshot]

Kolias is on the receiving end of a shafting.

Kolias has a metal pole sticking through his chest for 2 posts.

[Evil Dark Jedi]

Zoric got up and saw topshot.Zoric hits topshot over the head with a leg off the table and beats topshot up.Topshot is out for 3 posts.

[kome566]

Kolias crawls away from the fight with his 1337 wounds. He bandages himself and gets right back into the action. Kolias picks up a pazaak card and slices between Zoric's eyes,knocking him out for 2 posts

[GlobalStrike]

GlobalStrike pulls out a ninja katana and slices and dices kolias into bite-size pieces. Kolias is sewing himself back together for 3 posts.

[max_rulz]

max smacks globalstrike over the head witha large polo mallet. globalstrike is pulling himself out of the ground for 2 posts

[topshot]

*Picks up GlobalStrike's katana, then slices through Max's midsection like a hot knife through butter.*

Max is pwned for 3 posts.

[Sabretooth]

Sabre hits tophot with a steel pipe.


Topshot is chasing sabre and thus, both of us are out for 2 posts.

[GlobalStrike]

Global gets up and ducks from a flying beer bottle, only for the bottle to hit princess leia. Leia's noghri bodyguards, thinking that the bottle came from globalstrike, attempt to tackle him. He ducks yet again, only for the bodyguard to tackle evil dark jedi. A second guard tackles global, bringing him down hard. EDJ is out for 3 posts and globalstrike is out for 2. Yay! 300 posts! I'm now astormtrooper.

[kipperthefrog]

Kipper The Frog comes in the scene to join the mindless action!


kipper gets some little spike shoes and hops real hard onZoric's head, knocking him out for 2 posts!

[DarthTDe]

Jaden walks in"HOLY CRAP!"oh,well'He rips out Kipper's tooth and he howls with pain for two posts,he then pulls out a Finesi auto
twelve and shoots topshot in the face,he runs around screaming
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!MY FACE!!!IT"LL NEVER GROW BACK!!!"For
three posts.

[T10]

The door suddenly burst open, and Marta used the distraction to pick up the door and put it back in place. This peaceful action suprises Jaden, who is confused for two posts.