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05-21-2004, 01:34 AM
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Nittle Grasper
Join Date: May 1999
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Fyi
Chef Boyardee's Four Cheese Ravioli isn't near as good as the regular stuff. And the "Overstuffed" kind is just bad.
And let's not even talk about that weird one with the meatballs....
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05-21-2004, 05:12 AM
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internet hate machine
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A bear walked into a bar and said "ow"  |
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05-21-2004, 08:13 AM
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Close to the Edge
Join Date: Mar 2001
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Any Italian food in a can is an atrocity, and should be considered a crime against humanity and punished accordingly.
Native XWA.Netter (Nutter?)
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05-21-2004, 01:47 PM
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Mission accomplished
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Sketti-O's
Anyone who settles for canned pasta probably serves it with garlic bread made from *wonder bread,* dried garlic and margarine, buttered on one side...
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05-21-2004, 04:55 PM
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ZOMG It's Kookee!
Join Date: Apr 2002
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...Tied to the back of a cat, and droped from a height...
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05-21-2004, 08:14 PM
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Mission accomplished
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E=MCat
...directly into Scared of Hooky's toilet, where the terrified creature learns that landing on one's feet is beside the point when presented with an aqueous environment that has a giant suck hole at the bottom...
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05-22-2004, 07:07 PM
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This is Really Expensive
Join Date: Jun 1999
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Re: Sketti-O's
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Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit
Anyone who settles for canned pasta probably serves it with garlic bread made from *wonder bread,* dried garlic and margarine, buttered on one side...
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But I'm too poor to butter both sides 
I'm Nute Gunray and I approved this message.
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05-25-2004, 06:24 AM
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[armleglegarmhead]
Join Date: Jun 2003
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i dont butter at all.
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05-25-2004, 05:04 PM
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Mission accomplished
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Cinnamon?
That's not what my sister tells me...
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05-26-2004, 03:15 AM
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Now Dr. Horrible is here!
Join Date: Mar 1999
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I can't decide what's funnier... This, or that priceless definition of a toilet...
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05-26-2004, 10:44 AM
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We Are Chaos
Join Date: Apr 2002
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The definition of a toilet, definitely.
Alright, alright. Let's just calm down and settle this over a nice cyanide pill eating contest, you go first.
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05-26-2004, 11:14 AM
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[armleglegarmhead]
Join Date: Jun 2003
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just for that weird second in my life i had to suppress the notion to combine "aqueous environment", "giant suckhole" and "sister". i failed blatantly, what a shame.
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err.. yes zoom, i know about the dog food thing.
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05-26-2004, 12:34 PM
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Now Dr. Horrible is here!
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*cries*
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05-26-2004, 08:25 PM
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Monochrome Man
Join Date: Feb 2001
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*blinks*
wow...
"Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy." -- George Carlin
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05-26-2004, 09:12 PM
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ZOMG It's Kookee!
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Levers, gravity and recycling
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Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit
...directly into Scared of Hooky's toilet, where the terrified creature learns that landing on one's feet is beside the point when presented with an aqueous environment that has a giant suck hole at the bottom...
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the only one word i can respond to that is: Flush 
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05-26-2004, 11:53 PM
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Mission accomplished
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Followed by:
MEEEYOW-YOWL-YOWL-YOW--! *Slurp*
Hmm. I once had a kitty that was curious about the bathtub when I was filling it. Unable to help myself, I pushed him in. That poor cat wouldn't go near it after that, even when it was empty... |
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05-27-2004, 12:05 AM
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Son of the Spear
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*huggles Lu, then proceeds to pour hot ravioli down Nitro's pants*
have a suggestion for the lf poll? pm me
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05-27-2004, 03:16 AM
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[armleglegarmhead]
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you are a cruel person, zoom. 
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05-27-2004, 09:12 AM
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Now Dr. Horrible is here!
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*looks at Niner, then down at his pants*
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05-29-2004, 09:07 PM
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Jedi Council Member
Join Date: Aug 2002
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Don't swim in shark infested waters......
What? 
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05-30-2004, 07:37 PM
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My cabbages!!!
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*stuffs Leemu in a sack and drags him to #echonet*
How can you let Dath take your place!?
You and your SWG.
*shakes fists*
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05-31-2004, 12:21 PM
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thedeadlymoose
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A bear walked into a bar and said "moo". ^_^
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06-01-2004, 02:31 AM
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Now Dr. Horrible is here!
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Oh yeah? Well, one time I was shooting pool, and a horse walked in, and the bartender said "moo"!
Then a bear asked the bartender, "Why the long face?"
Urge for energetic obfuscation returning... Must slap self with fish...
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06-01-2004, 05:59 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2002
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Allow me to help you
 There. Feel any better?
Simia: Do you know anyone who lives in this alley?...I'm talking to you.
Ballio:I know one...myself.
Simia:You're lucky. As men go, not one in ten can say he knows himself.
----Pseudolus, by Plautus
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06-01-2004, 06:04 PM
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Here In Babylon
Join Date: Jul 2001
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A Jew, a lesbian and Lawrence Welk walk into a bar...
Clefo- Master of Nothing
"We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true."
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06-02-2004, 11:19 AM
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internet hate machine
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Enough about the Jew and Lawrence Welk. I must learn more about this lesbian.
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06-02-2004, 11:34 AM
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coming soon
Join Date: Jul 2002
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confusion = blind lesbians in a fish factory
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06-02-2004, 04:36 PM
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Here In Babylon
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What if I told you those three people are.... THE SAME PERSON?
Clefo- Master of Nothing
"We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true."
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06-03-2004, 10:34 PM
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internet hate machine
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...must be an american joke then |
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06-04-2004, 09:25 AM
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ZOMG It's Kookee!
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A preist and a pedofile walk into the bar... Then the next guy walks in...
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06-04-2004, 10:33 AM
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Now Dr. Horrible is here!
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And says, "Oooooooh! Buffet!"
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06-04-2004, 02:51 PM
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internet hate machine
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Quote:
Originally posted by Nitro
And says, "Oooooooh! Buffet!"
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is the bar full of underage drinkers? |
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06-04-2004, 07:46 PM
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Now Dr. Horrible is here!
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No, it's part of a gay joke...
A bunch of guys are standing around in a bar, and the bartender says he'll give free beer for a year to whoever has the longest pork sword.
So they all haul out and lay their salami down on the bar... That's when this gay guy walks in, takes one look, and says, "Oooooooh! Buffet!"
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06-04-2004, 10:12 PM
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thedeadlymoose
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Quote:
Originally posted by Scar Da Kookee
A preist and a pedofile walk into the bar... Then the next guy walks in...
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Now, see, that joke doesn't make sense, unless you change "next" to "second". 
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06-04-2004, 10:19 PM
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Here In Babylon
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Two aliens walk into a bar, the bartender says "I'm sorry, we don't serve immigrants."
Clefo- Master of Nothing
"We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true."
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06-05-2004, 02:21 PM
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[armleglegarmhead]
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a ray walks into a bar..
says the bartender: "HEY!! you're a bright one!"
*cough*
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06-06-2004, 12:35 AM
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Resident Polak
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A goat and it's husband walk into a bar, unfortunately, Lynk forgot his ID.
^_^
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06-06-2004, 02:42 AM
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internet hate machine
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What did I do to deserve that? Besides, I've never needed to show ID anywhere  |
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06-06-2004, 03:17 PM
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thedeadlymoose
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That's coz Kjo forgot you don't live in the States
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06-06-2004, 03:40 PM
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internet hate machine
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Quote:
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A bear walked into a bar and said "moo". ^_^
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your bear has issues |
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