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Old 05-21-2004, 01:34 AM   #1
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Chef Boyardee's Four Cheese Ravioli isn't near as good as the regular stuff. And the "Overstuffed" kind is just bad.
And let's not even talk about that weird one with the meatballs....
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Old 05-21-2004, 05:12 AM   #2
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A bear walked into a bar and said "ow"
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Old 05-21-2004, 08:13 AM   #3
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Any Italian food in a can is an atrocity, and should be considered a crime against humanity and punished accordingly.


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Old 05-21-2004, 01:47 PM   #4
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Anyone who settles for canned pasta probably serves it with garlic bread made from *wonder bread,* dried garlic and margarine, buttered on one side...
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Old 05-21-2004, 04:55 PM   #5
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...Tied to the back of a cat, and droped from a height...

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Old 05-21-2004, 08:14 PM   #6
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...directly into Scared of Hooky's toilet, where the terrified creature learns that landing on one's feet is beside the point when presented with an aqueous environment that has a giant suck hole at the bottom...
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Old 05-22-2004, 07:07 PM   #7
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Re: Sketti-O's

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Anyone who settles for canned pasta probably serves it with garlic bread made from *wonder bread,* dried garlic and margarine, buttered on one side...
But I'm too poor to butter both sides


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Old 05-25-2004, 06:24 AM   #8
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i dont butter at all.


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Old 05-25-2004, 05:04 PM   #9
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That's not what my sister tells me...
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Old 05-26-2004, 03:15 AM   #10
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I can't decide what's funnier... This, or that priceless definition of a toilet...


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Old 05-26-2004, 10:44 AM   #11
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The definition of a toilet, definitely.


Alright, alright. Let's just calm down and settle this over a nice cyanide pill eating contest, you go first.
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Old 05-26-2004, 11:14 AM   #12
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just for that weird second in my life i had to suppress the notion to combine "aqueous environment", "giant suckhole" and "sister". i failed blatantly, what a shame.





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err.. yes zoom, i know about the dog food thing.





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Old 05-26-2004, 12:34 PM   #13
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Old 05-26-2004, 08:25 PM   #14
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*blinks*











wow...


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Old 05-26-2004, 09:12 PM   #15
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...directly into Scared of Hooky's toilet, where the terrified creature learns that landing on one's feet is beside the point when presented with an aqueous environment that has a giant suck hole at the bottom...
the only one word i can respond to that is: Flush

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Old 05-26-2004, 11:53 PM   #16
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MEEEYOW-YOWL-YOWL-YOW--! *Slurp*









Hmm. I once had a kitty that was curious about the bathtub when I was filling it. Unable to help myself, I pushed him in. That poor cat wouldn't go near it after that, even when it was empty...
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Old 05-27-2004, 12:05 AM   #17
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*huggles Lu, then proceeds to pour hot ravioli down Nitro's pants*




have a suggestion for the lf poll? pm me
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Old 05-27-2004, 03:16 AM   #18
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you are a cruel person, zoom.


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Old 05-27-2004, 09:12 AM   #19
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*looks at Niner, then down at his pants*



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Old 05-29-2004, 09:07 PM   #20
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Don't swim in shark infested waters......

What?

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Old 05-30-2004, 07:37 PM   #21
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How can you let Dath take your place!?

You and your SWG.

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Old 05-31-2004, 12:21 PM   #22
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A bear walked into a bar and said "moo". ^_^


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Old 06-01-2004, 02:31 AM   #23
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Oh yeah? Well, one time I was shooting pool, and a horse walked in, and the bartender said "moo"!

Then a bear asked the bartender, "Why the long face?"



Urge for energetic obfuscation returning... Must slap self with fish...


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Old 06-01-2004, 05:59 PM   #24
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Allow me to help you

There. Feel any better?


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Old 06-01-2004, 06:04 PM   #25
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A Jew, a lesbian and Lawrence Welk walk into a bar...


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Old 06-02-2004, 11:19 AM   #26
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Enough about the Jew and Lawrence Welk. I must learn more about this lesbian.
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Old 06-02-2004, 11:34 AM   #27
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Old 06-02-2004, 04:36 PM   #28
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What if I told you those three people are.... THE SAME PERSON?


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Old 06-03-2004, 10:34 PM   #29
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...must be an american joke then
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Old 06-04-2004, 09:25 AM   #30
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A preist and a pedofile walk into the bar... Then the next guy walks in...

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Old 06-04-2004, 10:33 AM   #31
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And says, "Oooooooh! Buffet!"


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Old 06-04-2004, 02:51 PM   #32
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And says, "Oooooooh! Buffet!"
is the bar full of underage drinkers?
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Old 06-04-2004, 07:46 PM   #33
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No, it's part of a gay joke...

A bunch of guys are standing around in a bar, and the bartender says he'll give free beer for a year to whoever has the longest pork sword.

So they all haul out and lay their salami down on the bar... That's when this gay guy walks in, takes one look, and says, "Oooooooh! Buffet!"


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Old 06-04-2004, 10:12 PM   #34
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A preist and a pedofile walk into the bar... Then the next guy walks in...
Now, see, that joke doesn't make sense, unless you change "next" to "second".


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Old 06-04-2004, 10:19 PM   #35
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Two aliens walk into a bar, the bartender says "I'm sorry, we don't serve immigrants."


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Old 06-05-2004, 02:21 PM   #36
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a ray walks into a bar..


says the bartender: "HEY!! you're a bright one!"




*cough*



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Old 06-06-2004, 12:35 AM   #37
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A goat and it's husband walk into a bar, unfortunately, Lynk forgot his ID.

^_^


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Old 06-06-2004, 02:42 AM   #38
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What did I do to deserve that? Besides, I've never needed to show ID anywhere
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That's coz Kjo forgot you don't live in the States


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A bear walked into a bar and said "moo". ^_^
your bear has issues
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