uhmm the answer to the: how can 3 people be one.
the holy spirit
and uhmm isnt the joke suposed to go:
a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says: why the long face?
i know one..
i was standing near the busstop.. and beside me there was this REAL ugly woman.. i mean REALLY ugly.. and she had a dove on her shoulder.... she said to me: if you can guess what this is on my shoulder i will sleep with you. i said: an elephant,
she looked at me and said.... close enough.