Double Shot Espresso

[DarkSolitude]

Hello. Hmm, Rogue Squadron, eh? Sounds like a good place to be. So...what's the deal around here? How do you get in on the rp-ing?

Oh, it would be polite to give an introduction.

Dark Solitude, pleased to meet whomever.

I like lightsabers, my notebook, coffee, Morrowind, and torturing random people.

I hate my job, reality, and people who hate sci-fi/fantasy.

Okay. Over and done with. So...anyone? Everyone? No one?

[Ray Jones]

this is not the place for si-fi.


we prefer hi-fi.




and girls.. ^_________________^

..






however.... hey-ya.. err.. darksolitude. welcome to the ancient ruins of ancient aresen.. maybe you fit right in here.


here's some advice:

• dont flame.
• dont cuss.
• chase the weasel.
• it's always duck season, except it's rabbit season.
• beavers are your freinds, and so are your knees. dont be an idiot and bend in the waist.
• there is no such thing like milk. it's cow-juice. best if freshly squeezed.
• insult mods or admins at your own risk, but at least make it funny, so we all can laugh and wont get disturbed when you recieve punishment.
• zoom is the easter rabbits cousin, and nitro is hiding santa's wmd's.
• due to dramatic climate changes it's always colder than outside.
• have err.. a nice.. stay?

[Rogue3]

WOW that bad ay

[Ray Jones]

everybody's gone sane.

[DarkSolitude]

Wha? What's sanity?

Ah...well...thank you for the...rules.

[Lynk Former]

you call that a welcome? THIS is a welcome

Hiya DarkSolitude and
WELCOME TO ARESEN

I'm Lynk Former. webmaster of The Bubblegum Crisis Center and long time member and Prime Minister and Graphic Designer of Aresen and moderator of the SW Forums. If you have any questions don't ask me cause I'm just a nog...

Now here are some things to know and some simple rules to go by in the mental asylum we call a forum...

¤ Don't spam
¤ Don't flame
¤ Don't insult Mr. Weasel (he's in my avatar, he's the forum mascot)
¤ Don't piss off the mods/supermods/admins
¤ Don't worry, Rogue Nine is alwayz grumpy
¤ If you trip over it's cause Spot the invisible dog ran too close to you
¤ If DSS (Dark Sad Shadow) offers you milk... RUN!!
¤ Wacky_Baccy is a nog
¤ Sorry ladies, Daddy Gunner is married
¤ If you're naughty, leXX the forum mum will put you over her knee and spank you (rwar)
¤ ...Panties...

Now enjoy youself and...

LEAVE YOUR SANITY AT THE DOOR
(...don't forget to close the door behind you it's freezing outside)



wow, been awhile since any of us saw this welcome around here huh

[Ray Jones]

err.. yes lynk.

but wasnt there something about teh milk?

[Rogue3]

Yes Lynk, u can not forget the milk...

[DarkSolitude]

Thanks for the second welcome. The rules are interesting. No worries about sanity, I believe I've mentioned I don't have any. Door closed? Um. As for the cold, I happpen to like cold. But oh well. Sure.

Question: Okay, every avatar I try to use is apparently too big. Any easy way I can make it smaller?

[Kuuki]

Originally posted by Lynk Former
wow, been awhile since any of us saw this welcome around here huh

some of those rules dont apply anymore though :\





one thing that would complete it is the wave sound byte of that droid from ep III "Ah, new acquisitions!" (Ie when 3po and r-too got 'offered' to jabba by luke)

[edit] make the avatar smaller [/edit]

[Dr Edison 007]

Dark Solitude, you're not from Perpetual Darkness. I'd by the way you talk I'd say you're Canadian.

Never pretend to be from Perpetual Darkness, because being chased by their immigration service is hell (I'd know.)

[Ray Jones]

Originally posted by Scar Da Kookee
[edit] make the avatar smaller [/edit]

dont bother me with you stupidity.. he already asked for an easy way to make it smaller.

make the avatar smaller with ms paint. (or any equivalent for your personal os..)

the av's size is limited to 70x70. (before you ask..)

haha. my plan was successful. noone noticed how i actually left no other choice for lynk than post his old, outdated list-o-rulz.

hey, lynk.. how about refreshing it a bit. your list must be .. omg.. wft.. wth.. roflmao.. centuries old. XD lol bwaha. i still dont get how you ported it into a computer..

i mean.. even the weasel hasnt shown up here for years now. the time where i opened aresen and saw the 20 posts with you (or dss) as last poster are over.

bow before TEH TIME.

update your freaking welcome message!!

lol. err.. *waves* hiiiiii lynk.. *ruuunnnnnnnss*

[edit][EDIT!!!][E D I T!!!!!!]
except for the pantees thing. it's timeless (except being worn.. )

[DarkSolitude]

Canadian? What? Do I type like a Canadian or something? (uhh) No, actually I was pushing an attempt to be witty seeing as my name is Dark Solitude and darkness would rather seem perpetual in the solitude.

Ah well.

No, I'm not Canadian. I'm from the good ol' USA down south where sun, heat, cacti, and a host ot poisoness critters reign supreme.


Ray Jones, thanks! I'll try that.

[Redwing]

Ray, who let you out of the cellar?

and girls.. ^_________________^

You know, Aresen isn't an entirely male community, you know. Or straight. Equal opportunity, dammit!

Lynk, edit your freaking welcome message

*ahem* Welcome to Aresen, DarkSolitude. Don't forget to check your sanity in at the door...well, I think you got that part

How do you get in on the RP-ing? Just pick an RPG, read at least the first post, and make a character. If you don't understand what's going on, don't worry! We'll help you

If you're looking for RPG forums, look no further than my sig... =)

[Ray Jones]

Originally posted by Redwing
.. Aresen isn't an entirely male community, you know. ..

i know that. that's why i've installed several cameras in my bathroom. but none of youthe girls has been caught dropping pants yet..

*sigh* but since you kinda asked for it..

depending to who you are talking to, we like girls and boys, both, redwings and pantees. [edit]^____________________________^[/edit] what we dont like is being locked away in the cellar.. the computer there only connects to porn sites.

[DarkSolitude]

Originally posted by Redwing
You know, Aresen isn't an entirely male community, you know.

Well I ought to be glad I guess. Being the only female would stink...no...no it wouldn't. *evil smile*


I think I'll like being here. Maybe.

[Ray Jones]

fffee----maaale.. mmhhh..



*hears the cellar door closing behind him*

..

[Lynk Former]

WTF are you all talking about?! This place is dead, I haven't had to use that Welcome message in a looooooooooooooooong time, this place doesn't need a freakin welcome message cause who the **** would wanna stay here long enough? I was just posting that old welcome message for kicks cause it has been a long time since anyone new has come here.

And I didn't forget the milk ya blind bastards.

¤ If DSS (Dark Sad Shadow) offers you milk... RUN!!

and besides, my forum has more girls and more fun people than this place does so XP XP XP XP XP XP to you all.

[Kuuki]

was that a rant i just saw?

[Ray Jones]

no, you did not forgot the milk. and noone claimed that. .. blind grumpy man.

[DarkSolitude]

Originally posted by RayJones
fffee----maaale.. mmhhh..



*hears the cellar door closing behind him*

..

*Sensing hostile vibes through the force*

*cocks gun*

Oh lordy. What have I gotten myself into?

[Ray Jones]

taken from lynk's ancient welcome stone plate
..
blahblahblay
..
LEAVE YOUR SANITY AT THE DOOR
..
yadayada
..

rulz are rulz

all hail lynk former, creator of "you nog"

[Rogue3]

Hail lynk! hmm seem's we all need to mellow out, how about some beer? (brings in keg) who wants some? but remember this is only for the insane its "our" medcine

[Redwing]

Originally posted by Lynk Former
WTF are you all talking about?! This place is dead, I haven't had to use that Welcome message in a looooooooooooooooong time, this place doesn't need a freakin welcome message cause who the **** would wanna stay here long enough? I was just posting that old welcome message for kicks cause it has been a long time since anyone new has come here.

And I didn't forget the milk ya blind bastards.



and besides, my forum has more girls and more fun people than this place does so XP XP XP XP XP XP to you all.

Aw, poor, poor Lynky. He's being all cynical. *pets*

*locks cellar door after Ray*

(For the record, I'm an it. )

[Rogue3]

and the world will never know what gender red is, and if any does know that will be the start of the apocalypse

[Lynk Former]

you know you get me hot and bothered in the most kinkiest way red

[Rogue3]

(stands behind lynk wit water hose, knocks beer can outta lynks hands) enough for u! dont make me use the hoes!

[Kuuki]

Originally posted by Scar Da Kookee
one thing that would complete it is the wave sound byte of that droid from ep III "Ah, new acquisitions!" (Ie when 3po and r-too got 'offered' to jabba by luke)

*pokes red*

[Lynk Former]

Originally posted by Rogue3
(stands behind lynk wit water hose, knocks beer can outta lynks hands) enough for u! dont make me use the hoes!

XD That's a pretty clever typo there r3

[Rogue3]

I try my best and cant spell! hehe

[DarkSolitude]

Oi vey...

[Redwing]

Originally posted by Scar Da Kookee
*pokes red*

Qwa?

Spiffy avvy and siggy image, DS =)

[Dr Edison 007]

Originally posted by DarkSolitude


Oi vey...

So, you're a Jewish Canuck?

[Mex]

*Pokes everyone in the eye and runs*

Bu-ha-ha-ha-ha!

[Kuuki]

darn it red! :P

know wat i'm talkin 'bout foo!

[Ray Jones]

*slaps da crochet .. .. and then kicks him*

don't talk in riddles, spoothead!

[Kuuki]

who the heck are you talkin to? :P

[Ray Jones]

that guy! *pokes in your eye*

[Dr Edison 007]

*waits anxiously for Ray's abuse.*

[Ray Jones]

*lolls his musculess body in the evening sun, anticipating and hot for doc ed's sister (well knowing her experience)*