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Old 09-08-2004, 05:46 PM   #1
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Words of Wisdom

Post your favorite quotes in this thread.

Here's mine:

"Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise." -Obi-Wan Kenobi

"Hey now, I may be retarded, but I'm not drunk NOR stoned" -ET Warrior

"I consider myself a pretty good judge of people, which is why I don't like none of 'em." -Roseanne

"Achtung! *blows whistle* BANNED!" -Kurgan

Now let's see those quotes!
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Old 09-08-2004, 06:11 PM   #2
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<Jed> Naw, I'm a nice guy XD
There you have it ladies and gents..... He's a nice guy











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Old 09-08-2004, 06:36 PM   #3
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"Mommy it tingles, I don't understand it." the AI helmet from ATHF episode E-Dork.


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Old 09-09-2004, 12:27 AM   #4
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"Those who are ignorant to their past are condemned to repeat it" - George Santayana

"To err is human, but to forgive is divine" - Alexander Pope

"Laws alone can not secure freedom of expression; in order that every man present his views without penalty there must be spirit of tolerance in the entire population." - Albert Einstein

"Educate your children to self-control, to the habit of holding passion and prejudice and evil tendencies subject to an upright and reasoning will, and you have done much to abolish misery from their future and crimes from society." - Benjamin Franklin

Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr

"Nonviolence is the answer to the crucial political and moral questions of our time; the need for mankind to overcome oppression and violence without resorting to oppression and violence. Mankind must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression, and retaliation. The foundation of such a method is love." - Martin Luther King Jr]

"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln
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Old 09-09-2004, 12:53 AM   #5
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“I don’t vote. Two reasons. First of all it’s meaningless; this country was bought and sold a long time ago. Secondly, I believe if you vote, you have no right to complain. People like to twist that around – they say, ‘If you don’t vote, you have no right to complain’, but where’s the logic in that? If you vote and you elect dishonest, incompetent people into office who screw everything up, you are responsible for what they have done. You caused the problem; you voted them in; you have no right to complain. I, on the other hand, who did not vote, who in fact did not even leave the house on election day, am in no way responsible for what these people have done and have every right to complain about the mess you created that I had nothing to do with.”-George Carlin

"The only thing high-definition television will do is provide sharper pictures of the garbage."-George Carlin

"I think TV remotes should have a button that allows you to kill the person on the screen."-George Carlin

"Have you noticed that some companies now call their menial employees "associates"? They're trying to make them feel better in spite of subsistence salaries. "Associate" is a very slippery job title. Don't be fooled by it."-George Carlin

"The Christians are coming to get you, and they are not pleasant people."-George Carlin

"You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar."-George Carlin

"I've never been quarantined. But the more I look around, the more I think it might not be a bad idea."-George Carlin

"When Ronald Reagan got Alzheimer's disease, how could they tell?"-George Carlin

"Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to ****."-George Carlin

"The idea is that if kids wear uniforms to school, it helps to keep order. Hey! Don't these schools do enough damage makin' all these children THINK alike? Now they're gonna get 'em to LOOK alike, too? And it's not even a new idea; I first saw it in old newsreels from the 1930s, but it was hard to understand, because the narration was in German."-George Carlin

"Regarding Pokemon, Beanie Babies, and such: something is really wrong when a major news story concerns how hard it is to buy a toy."-George Carlin

"I don't know how you feel, but I'm pretty sick of church people. You know what they ought to do with churches? Tax them. If holy people are so interested in politics, government, and public policy, let them pay the price of admission like everybody else. The Catholic Church alone could wipe out the national debt if all you did was tax their real estate."-George Carlin

"I think there ought to be a feminine hygeine spray called "Sprunt"."-George Carlin

"You know how you can tell when a moth farts? When he suddenly flies in a straight line."-George Carlin

"Suggested bumper sticker: “We are the Proud Parents of a Child Whose Self-Esteem is Sufficient that He Doesn’t Need Us Advertising His Minor Scholastic Achievements on the Bumper of Our Car.”-George Carlin

"People seem to think that if there’s some problem that makes them unhappy in this country, all they have to do is stage a big march and everything will change. When will they learn?"-George Carlin

"Why don’t network TV shows have a warning that says “Caution: You are about to watch a real piece of ****.” Actually, they could just leave it on the screen all the time."-George Carlin

"We busy ourselves with meaningless gestures such as Take Our Daughters to Work Day, which applies primarily to white, middle-class daughters. More help for the wrong people."-George Carlin

So yeah...I liike GC alot.


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Old 09-09-2004, 01:22 AM   #6
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I love those quotes.


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I am life without limit.”
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Old 09-09-2004, 05:26 AM   #7
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'No. I am your father.'

Downright classic.

And, uhm... Almost everything from 8-bit theater.

EDIT: how could i forget? 'The paranoids are everywhere. They're out to get me. They want me dead!'

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Old 09-09-2004, 06:18 AM   #8
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- Mary Wilson Little


Sometimes I let this mindset get out of hand....
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Old 09-09-2004, 07:28 AM   #9
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Oh, and i also like: 'Arguing over the internet is like the special olympics: even if you win, you still look retarded.'

It reminds us to behave well, even when the anonymity of the internet protects us...
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Old 09-09-2004, 07:34 AM   #10
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see my sig, I like the old bard

the WHOLE of Macbeth by W Shakespeare

"Beware the Ides of March" W Shakespeare. Julius Caesar

"A Tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing" W Shakespeare. Hamlet

"Wild Nights !" a poem by Emily Dickinson

Fave SW Quote :
"Laugh it up Fuzzball"

Fave NON SW Movie Quote :
"She's dead.....wrapped in plastic....." Twin peaks Pilot

Fave Anime Movie Quote :
"All dead.....they're all dead.....in Shimoda......epidemic....." Ninja Scroll

and this by our very own CapN over at the swamp....

quote:
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Originally posted by InsaneSith
chicken my ass. I don't believe in dying for a cause I don't believe in, send me to a war for something worth dying for and I shall.
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Yes, well unfortunately there won't be any wars over gay-anime-porn starting any time soon, or I'm sure we could find you a spot on the front lines with the quickness....


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Old 09-09-2004, 07:44 AM   #11
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Yes, well unfortunately there won't be any wars over gay-anime-porn starting any time soon, or I'm sure we could find you a spot on the front lines with the quickness....

WHOAOMGROFLMAO!!!!

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Old 09-09-2004, 08:40 AM   #12
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Old 09-09-2004, 09:03 AM   #13
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Re: Words of Wisdom

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Originally posted by TK-8252

"Achtung! *blows whistle* BANNED!" -Kurgan
great one!

Badger, its
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. "

fac quotes? hmm..used to have a lot of them but i seem to have forgotton them.
oh, "do or do not, there is no try"


-"The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: it's twice as big as it needs to be."
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Old 09-09-2004, 09:12 AM   #14
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this one is very true to the video game world

We expect too much in one year, and not enough in ten.


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Old 09-09-2004, 10:31 AM   #15
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"Japan and America have been allies for over 50 years" - George W Bush

Its a classic.
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Old 09-09-2004, 07:01 PM   #16
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Old 09-10-2004, 04:55 AM   #17
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'math was never my fifty...er, I mean forte'

don't know who said that, but i like it
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Old 09-10-2004, 11:33 AM   #18
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yah, sortests post are nice too xD




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Old 09-10-2004, 12:50 PM   #19
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yah, sortests post are nice too xD
Your post isn't very long eiter . And to make sure the same thing won't happen to this post, I have put this sentece behind it.




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Old 09-10-2004, 05:13 PM   #20
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"If you think education is expensive, try ignorance" -Unknown

"The brave men go to war, the smart ones come back" -Unknown
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Old 09-11-2004, 12:44 PM   #21
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"On the one hand you have dad's sperm..." - Kurgan in this thread.

Okay... it's a little out of context. But that's part of the fun, eh?

BTW, CPT Bannon, the education quote is from a former Dean of Harvard. I don't remember which, though.


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Old 09-11-2004, 05:24 PM   #22
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"Dictatorship would be a lot easier......." - George W. Bush

um...........okay
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Old 09-12-2004, 01:33 AM   #23
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"There's no question that the minute I got elected, the storm clouds on the horizon were getting nearly directly overhead." George W. Bush.... again.
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Old 09-13-2004, 05:31 PM   #24
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"I will fight a more sensitive war" John Kerry.
"I voted for the war before I voted against it" John Kerry



Thank you sir may I have another
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Old 09-13-2004, 07:35 PM   #25
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Actually, the whole John Kerry quote is, "I believe I can fight a more effective, more thoughtful, more strategic, more proactive, more sensitive war on terror that reaches out to other nations and brings them to our side."

He was speaking of doing the opposite of squandering good will and rebuilding relationships with needed allies that Bush severed.

The second Kerry quote is also paraphrased to the point of being misleading. What he said exactly was, "I actually did vote for the $87 billion before I voted against it." Kerry was referring to a measure he co-sponsored that would have provided the $87 billion while also temporarily reversing Bush's tax cuts for those making $400,000 a year or more. That measure was rejected 57-42.


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Old 09-14-2004, 03:41 AM   #27
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Thanks for clarification on those quotes SkinWalker. I dont agree with Kerry.

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Yes that vid was disgusting Badger, I almost yacked myself. My wife who is pregnant could not bear to watch it.


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Old 09-14-2004, 08:04 PM   #28
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Classic, bitchin quote.


Fire the liar. Vote Kerry/Edwards 2004
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Old 10-02-2004, 09:36 AM   #29
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"I've got a preference for friends" - George W. Bush... yet again.
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Old 10-08-2004, 09:31 AM   #31
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Excellent!

"I find you're lack of faith disturbing"
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