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,in fact, right behind him. He used his machine to zap at the creature but it was too fast for him, sudenly a hole apeared in the midlle of the burger! HE then understood it as his mouth for it said ''Mister, i killed your grandma, and now i wanna **** somewhere tight''. Our hero then realized he was in such a big trouble started to cry but sudenly, he apeared, the fantabluouso, itiliano, qualqoiso, querola saberloiso mister....
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08-18-2005, 05:19 PM
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Smith.
Will smith.
Smith then said: Hello, i am here to...
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08-19-2005, 04:22 PM
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pat my son in the head. Just to show how a great guy i am. (took this from the latest MAD magazine issue)
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08-19-2005, 06:06 PM
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Will patted his son on the head. Unfortunately, he did it too hard. His son's head was crushed into his neack, killing the child instantly. "Damn!" Will Smith said. "Away!!" He jumped on his flying carpet and sped away, leaving our confused hero in the dust, along side the bloody corpse.
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08-19-2005, 06:08 PM
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But then our hero discovered that will smith was in reality working with the mutant burger. Why would they team up to destroy our hero?
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08-20-2005, 03:09 AM
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Yes, they would because the burger promised Will a milkshake.
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08-20-2005, 01:23 PM
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So now he understood there was a whole conspiracy against him. The burger, willsmith. It was all starting to make sence.
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08-20-2005, 05:29 PM
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(sense is spelled like that <---)
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08-20-2005, 07:41 PM
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(sence is the ancient way of spelling it)
spray some perfume on his body. Even on his
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08-20-2005, 07:57 PM
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wisdom teeth because he knew he would need to
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08-21-2005, 02:48 AM
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(is that supposed to be "because he knew he would need to"?
Anyway...
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08-21-2005, 01:46 PM
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((whoops. sorry about that  )
So he did, for quite a while. He sat on a rock, pondering. Finally he had a revelation.
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08-21-2005, 02:00 PM
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A revelation indeed he had.
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08-21-2005, 03:38 PM
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He had a very complicated revelation.
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08-21-2005, 04:30 PM
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Indeed a very complicated one.
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08-22-2005, 09:19 AM
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It was very, very complicated and kinda wierd too.
The revelation, he wrote on the rock.
On the rock, it said:
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08-22-2005, 02:00 PM
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**** me and mary me young. What was that?? Was it some sort of love letter or somthing?? he couldn't stop wondering. Now he just had to figure out who wrote it.He found out quickly because below this was a signature. It read:
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08-22-2005, 03:55 PM
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"Our Hero"(He wrote it, stupid!  ) |
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08-22-2005, 04:47 PM
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"Nice'' said he. "I wrote it. How spectacular. HOW INTERESTING!!! HOW FRIGIN AMAZING.I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTER.''
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08-23-2005, 07:12 AM
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But it was butter!
Suddenly, the stone turned into butter!
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08-23-2005, 07:28 AM
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So he ate it but then he realized it was really a stone. So he fainted and was driven to the hospital.
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08-23-2005, 08:58 AM
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At the hospital, an assassin tried to get in, but was stopped by (censor).
(censor) decided to go talk to Billy about...
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08-23-2005, 09:40 AM
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But billy then left because he wasn't part pf this story. (billy is the character of neverwnding story thread, piece of metal)
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08-23-2005, 03:25 PM
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(I know, but he got to this hospital by kicking his own face with his sixth leg!)
Anyway, Billy still left because he forgot why he was there.
So (censor) decided to go talk to our hero about...
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08-23-2005, 03:26 PM
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something called
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08-24-2005, 07:28 AM
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a very, very
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08-24-2005, 07:44 AM
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really VERY, VERY
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08-24-2005, 01:10 PM
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extreme
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08-24-2005, 01:38 PM
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08-25-2005, 09:35 AM
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awesome
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08-25-2005, 11:28 AM
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spam thread...
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08-25-2005, 12:08 PM
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called BE MY WIFE. It was written by will smith but he decided to put it down after a few seconds. So (censor) talked to our hero about something called...
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08-25-2005, 12:25 PM
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a very...
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