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Old 08-02-2005, 07:44 PM   #41
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,in fact, right behind him. He used his machine to zap at the creature but it was too fast for him, sudenly a hole apeared in the midlle of the burger! HE then understood it as his mouth for it said ''Mister, i killed your grandma, and now i wanna **** somewhere tight''. Our hero then realized he was in such a big trouble started to cry but sudenly, he apeared, the fantabluouso, itiliano, qualqoiso, querola saberloiso mister....
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Old 08-18-2005, 06:19 PM   #42
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Will smith.
Smith then said: Hello, i am here to...
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Old 08-19-2005, 05:22 PM   #43
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pat my son in the head. Just to show how a great guy i am. (took this from the latest MAD magazine issue)
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Old 08-19-2005, 07:06 PM   #44
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Will patted his son on the head. Unfortunately, he did it too hard. His son's head was crushed into his neack, killing the child instantly. "Damn!" Will Smith said. "Away!!" He jumped on his flying carpet and sped away, leaving our confused hero in the dust, along side the bloody corpse.

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Old 08-19-2005, 07:08 PM   #45
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But then our hero discovered that will smith was in reality working with the mutant burger. Why would they team up to destroy our hero?
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Old 08-20-2005, 04:09 AM   #46
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Yes, they would because the burger promised Will a milkshake.
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Old 08-20-2005, 02:23 PM   #47
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So now he understood there was a whole conspiracy against him. The burger, willsmith. It was all starting to make sence.
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Old 08-20-2005, 06:29 PM   #48
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(sense is spelled like that <---)
Our hero decided to...
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Old 08-20-2005, 08:41 PM   #49
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(sence is the ancient way of spelling it)

spray some perfume on his body. Even on his
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Old 08-20-2005, 08:57 PM   #50
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wisdom teeth because he knew he would need to


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Old 08-21-2005, 03:48 AM   #51
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(is that supposed to be "because he knew he would need to"?
Anyway...
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think.
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Old 08-21-2005, 02:46 PM   #52
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So he did, for quite a while. He sat on a rock, pondering. Finally he had a revelation.

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Old 08-21-2005, 03:00 PM   #53
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A revelation indeed he had.
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Old 08-21-2005, 04:38 PM   #54
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He had a very complicated revelation.
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Old 08-21-2005, 05:30 PM   #55
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Indeed a very complicated one.
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Old 08-22-2005, 10:19 AM   #56
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It was very, very complicated and kinda wierd too.

The revelation, he wrote on the rock.
On the rock, it said:
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Old 08-22-2005, 03:00 PM   #57
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**** me and mary me young. What was that?? Was it some sort of love letter or somthing?? he couldn't stop wondering. Now he just had to figure out who wrote it.He found out quickly because below this was a signature. It read:
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Old 08-22-2005, 04:55 PM   #58
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"Our Hero"(He wrote it, stupid!)
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Old 08-22-2005, 05:47 PM   #59
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"Nice'' said he. "I wrote it. How spectacular. HOW INTERESTING!!! HOW FRIGIN AMAZING.I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTER.''
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But it was butter!

Suddenly, the stone turned into butter!
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Old 08-23-2005, 08:28 AM   #61
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So he ate it but then he realized it was really a stone. So he fainted and was driven to the hospital.
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Old 08-23-2005, 09:58 AM   #62
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At the hospital, an assassin tried to get in, but was stopped by (censor).
(censor) decided to go talk to Billy about...
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Old 08-23-2005, 10:40 AM   #63
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But billy then left because he wasn't part pf this story. (billy is the character of neverwnding story thread, piece of metal)
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(I know, but he got to this hospital by kicking his own face with his sixth leg!)

Anyway, Billy still left because he forgot why he was there.
So (censor) decided to go talk to our hero about...
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Old 08-23-2005, 04:26 PM   #65
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a very, very
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Old 08-24-2005, 08:44 AM   #67
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really VERY, VERY
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Old 08-25-2005, 01:08 PM   #72
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called BE MY WIFE. It was written by will smith but he decided to put it down after a few seconds. So (censor) talked to our hero about something called...
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