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Old 11-13-2004, 01:22 PM   #1
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Forum Family thread #716 (awaiting Das...)

okay, JERRY SPRINGER STYLE!!!!!!
For anyone who doesn't know, it's a sort of Jerry Springer thing where everyone goes on Jerry Springer and Does Jerry Springer stuff.


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Fealiks:*walks on to stage*

Jerry: and here we have Fealiks from the LFC!

*cheers*

Jerry: So, tell us what have you come here to talk about today?

Fealiks:Well, I'm worried that my good freind, Das Mole has been seeing someone else.

Jerry: Really? tell us more. so who is it?

Fealiks Who's what?

Jerry: who's Das having an affair with?

Fealiks: Well, there's this new guy called The Bard, He's been acting really suspicious lately.

Jerry: So it was you having the affair?

Fealiks: No, no, Bard was making.. well.... rude sort of gestures to my partner, Das.

Jerry:So you're gay, right?

Fealiks: No, just interlectually challenged. Anyway, I was woried about all this, so I called the counciler, but he said I need to be with Das to book an apointment, but Das disagreed, as he did about the affair.

Jerry: well, enough of your side, let's have someone special!!



someone else's turn
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Old 12-10-2004, 03:28 PM   #2
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*stands up in crowd*
DarthTDe:My Mama says I'm special!

Jerry:well,then come on down!so what's wrong?

DarthTDe:I'm not Special,you freakazoid!You make me sick!*picks up chair and hits Jerry over the head,then runs up to camera and beats it into submission*((the next post is a new show in which we all come back,and Jerry's black and blue and fears us all ))


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Old 12-10-2004, 05:07 PM   #3
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*Bard enters stage*

Fealiks: You [expletive]!! *Starts choking Bard*
Das: NO!!!
Fealiks: YES! YES!! BWUAHAHAHAHA!!!1
Das:
Bard: *Gagging noises*
Das: Bard!
Bard: Das!
Fealiks: Moo.
Darth: WTF is going on in here?
Fealiks: Darth?
Darth: Fealiks?
Bard: Darth?
Das: Bard?
Fealiks: Das?
Das: Fealiks?
Bard: Ewok?
Jerry: Um...yes.
*All start making out*
Jerry: We'll be back in a bit!

[COMMERCIAL BREAK]

Jerry: And we're back!

(Someone else's turn)
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Old 12-11-2004, 01:56 AM   #4
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Jerry:Welcome back, we were talking about this relationship between Bard, Das and fealiks, so tell me, what is this all about?

Das:well, you see, my spouse, fealiks thinks I've been cheating on him for this hansome guy, Bard
Fealiks:HANDSOME??!?!?!!1one
Bard:you heard him! he loves me damnit!
Fealiks:nooooooooo *cue slo-mo* *dives towards bard
bard:no you do-- ggaaahha!!!!! *gets punched by fealiks*
Darth:wait! I love you aaaaaaaaall *still slo-mo diving* *diving kiss to bard*
Bardh, the pai--mmmhhnngmmm oooooooh yeaah--
Das:you cheating li--*still slo-mo*--ttle idiot! *flying kick toward bard
fealiks:that'd mean you're cheating!!!!!1 aaaaarrrrhhh*punches das*
jerry:*still slo-mo low pitch stuff* we'll be back after these comertials!
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Old 12-11-2004, 08:58 AM   #5
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Darth:no,you sick idiot *impales Das with stick*
Das:blaaaaach! *falls to floor* blaaaah! *bleeds*
Bard:NOOOOOOOOOO!
Darth:he ain't dead,numbnuts!
Fealicks:*gets popcorn*cool.
Darth:*smacks Jerry over the head until he tries to speak*
Jerry:We...will...be...back...soon...
Darth:*throws couch on Jerry* HA!


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Old 12-11-2004, 03:20 PM   #6
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Das: *Pulls out spear-like object* God, that hurt!
Fealiks: Let me console you!
*Das and Fealiks wildly make out*
Jerry: Ooh, baby. Let's bring in another person in this fiesta o' relationships, Howie!
Howard Stern: *Enter stage left* WTF is going on in here?
Crowd: Oh La La!
Howie: I'll pay you $20,000 from IHOP if you take your top off.
Das: Who are you talking to?
Howie: You, baby...
Fealiks: You sick old perv!!!1!!one!1111!one!1 *Beats Howard Stern up*
Jerry: We'll be back soon.
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Old 12-16-2004, 10:10 AM   #7
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Bard: *sudenly realizes why he is being beaten up by a nerd* ****, man! What a ****ing stone! i need to drop off glue and acid.

Fealiks: Why you little son of a bitch i dunno why i'm saying this but whatever!

DAS: CAUSE THIS IS MY UNITED STATES OF WHATEVA!

DARTH:CAUSE THIS IS MY UNITED STATES OF WHATEVA!

BARD: *picks up his electric guitar and starts playing a ****ed up punk song and sais*: I did not have sex whith that man. I only like goth girls, especially whith frinjes.

Fealiks: liar

Bard: **** off mother ****er

Fealiks: ok

Bard: *is getting pissed, runs fast towards Das and gives him a big fat juicy kiss, the ones u give to someone right before the orgasm.*

Fealiks: :0

Bard:*then starts pissing all over das, then passes to fealiks then to jerry but then when he was almost gettin to darth the piss stops. Bard gets buck naked.

fealiks: small penis!!

Bard: bigger than urs u ****!

das: he's right

Jerry: *full of the bards piss* we'll continue right after the comercials...


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Old 12-17-2004, 02:27 PM   #8
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(next show)

Jerry: now we're back with this,tragic story.
Das: what the heck are you talking about!?Tragic?!
Bard: yep,we just found out I hate you!
Das: (pulls out gun)
*S.W.A.T. team rushes in*
SWAT Leader: I knew something was wrong!
Das: *shoots Jerry in chest*
Jerry: BLLLLLAAAAAAAH!
Darth: WWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA------AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A------AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!


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