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08-23-2005, 08:57 AM
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Said The Bard.
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08-23-2005, 09:55 AM
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Said piece of metal
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08-23-2005, 03:21 PM
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Said the Bard, and then decided to never say "said piece of metal" ever again or anything that reminds of it.
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08-23-2005, 03:23 PM
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Thought piece of metal. As you see piece of metal was having quite and interesting conversation in his mind.
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08-24-2005, 07:29 AM
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...And then The Bard decided to continue the story about Billy by writing
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08-24-2005, 07:43 AM
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: Billy then left wherever he was and continued looking for his arch enemy. When he found him his arch enemy said:
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08-24-2005, 01:11 PM
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In a happy tone:
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08-24-2005, 01:37 PM
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'''Hello, Billy you idiot, i am here to give you the worst day of your ****ing life''
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08-25-2005, 09:37 AM
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Expected Billy, but in fact he said:
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08-25-2005, 12:06 PM
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''Bily, YOU IDIOT!!!! I"M GONNA GIVE YOU THE SECOND WORST DAY OF YOUR LIFE"
AND THIS IS WHAT IN FACT HE SAID. BECAUSE IF NOT RIGHT THE ****ING STORY AS YOU LIKE IT!
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08-25-2005, 12:26 PM
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(It's spelled write, but anyway)
Then Billy got really scared and...
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08-25-2005, 01:22 PM
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ate a puding.
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08-25-2005, 02:55 PM
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While eating the puding, his arch enemy started getting really annoyed because Billy seemed to ignore him, so he said to Billy that...
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09-03-2005, 01:17 PM
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he would shoot his leg and then the other and then his arms and then he would cut off his tongues.
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09-04-2005, 05:28 AM
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Both of them, actually, but apparently Billy...
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09-04-2005, 12:09 PM
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Leapt at his attacker from behind (somehow)! He began throttling his foe, as the villain bucked here and there trying to dislodge his would-be adversary. Finally he succeeded, and hit Billy square across the face. Billy stumbled, and then returned fire with two more hits in the face and abdomen. His attacker wheeled, stumbling onto a nearby fire escape. HE turned and retreated upwards, Billy giving chase.
They resumed fighting as they found themselves at the top of the winding stairs, leading to a vast rooftop. Billy aimed a flying kick at his opponent. He missed, and the foe grabbed his leg and spun heaved him to the ground. Before Billy had the chance to recover, The fop began dragging Billy towards the roof's edge...
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09-04-2005, 01:11 PM
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...Of DOOM!!!!!!!!1111oneeleven
Billy would jump in the air and make 8 perfectly perfect somersaults(sp?) while whistling "twinkle twinkle little star" backwards in slow motion.
Then they went back to reality and realized that they where only talking about that, so they started acting it out in real life, but when Billy came to the roof's edge of DOOM!!!!!!!!1111oneeleven, he started to doubt he would be able to do 8 perfectly perfect somersaults(sp?) while whistling "twinkle twinkle little star" backwards in slow motion, so his arch-enemy said: I consider this considerably considerable!
Then Billy...
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09-05-2005, 07:52 AM
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Billy tryed out that 5 finger thing...you know the one in Kill Bill...but it didn't work!! SO.....
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09-05-2005, 10:24 AM
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He woke up!
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09-05-2005, 02:25 PM
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And said to his enemy...''PLEASE, DON"t"'!!! HAVE MERCY UPON ME!!! AND I GET DOWN ON MY NNEES!!""
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09-05-2005, 05:00 PM
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Then he realised all of it was a dream, so he went outside and found a piece of metal...****! He just realised this happened in his dream!
So he quickly bought an airplane ticket to...
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09-05-2005, 05:05 PM
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BUT WAIT!!!! Now he was wondering when did the dream began???
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09-05-2005, 05:58 PM
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But then surmised that any fool could see the dream began shortly after he fell asleep. And with that, he fell back to sleep...and never woke up again.
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09-05-2005, 07:27 PM
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He found himself in the recurring nightmare of the foe attempting to kill him. He was back on the rooftops, only this time things were a bit different. He noted that the rooftop was now a vast carp, and his foe had a dreadful tie. Other than that, he could find no other differences with the scenario. Suddenly, he realized that his foe was still dragging him to the edge of the fish. He thought quickly...
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09-06-2005, 02:48 AM
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"I am dreaming!"
He was lucid dreaming!
He knew everything about that, and he knew he could do anything, so he pulled up a...
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09-06-2005, 07:01 PM
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NOTHING! AAARRGGHHH!
He plummeted off the edge of the carp.
"Have a nice day", it said to him.
"Thanks." He fell and fell, until he landed in a puddle of...
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09-07-2005, 01:42 AM
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Signs saying "It's PoM's birthday today!
That really confused Billy, so he...
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09-07-2005, 03:21 PM
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Sang POM a birthday song...but wait. Wha...? His tongue was gone! Oh noes! Billy started groaning loudly and running around, until he tripped on one of the haphazardly placed signs. He fell flat on his...
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09-08-2005, 05:36 AM
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grill.
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09-12-2005, 05:52 PM
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The End.
(((I guess that clinches it, eh? No more protagonist.)))
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09-12-2005, 06:34 PM
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Does that mean I can close this sorry excuse for a thread?
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09-12-2005, 06:40 PM
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Eh, whatever. I'm good with it.
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09-12-2005, 06:45 PM
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That sounds like a request to me, motion granted.
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