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Old 09-17-2014, 11:04 PM   #1
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I'm getting married very soon

Please post all of your terrible ideas for me to use at the ceremony/party here. Questionable traditions, ways to be tacky and offensive, boring and rude icebreaker games, horrible dance moves. I know this should be easy for an internet spamlauncher such as myself, but I can't do it alone!


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Old 09-18-2014, 05:16 AM   #2
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Old 09-18-2014, 04:55 PM   #3
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Old 09-18-2014, 09:11 PM   #4
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BREAKING **** OH YES

I'm not sure how that's relevant Huz. Horses can fail to enjoy weddings just as much as humans!


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Old 09-19-2014, 04:01 AM   #5
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Old 09-19-2014, 06:33 PM   #6
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Well once I went to a wedding and as the bride came running into the reception she waves her hand and the ring flew off her finger and slid across the floor out under a bench. The whole thing had to be paused so we could all crawl around on the floor to find it. But it was memorable


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Old 09-19-2014, 09:30 PM   #7
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Damn, I already got the ring sized. Perhaps I could flash everyone with the help of a poorly-fitting dress.

...****dangit, the dress is being tailored. Really poor planning on my part. Disgusting lack of foresight. Ugh. Guess I'll have to go with the tried and true "getting sloshed and seeing how things progress from there"



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Old 09-20-2014, 01:38 PM   #8
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First of all, congratulations!!

Secondly, I wasn't aware they did special wedding games :P The only cultural/special-ish thing that happens in our weddings is for everyone to smudge a yellow paste on the bride and groom's faces during one of the wedding parts (And of course there's the bollywood-ish dancing )


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-It's actually real.
-It's a real rubber chicken?
-No, it's a real chicken.
-A real chicken... made of rubber?
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Old 09-22-2014, 02:01 PM   #9
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Married? Jesus when did we all get so old?

I vote for a special VIP room at the night time party bit just for us lot!


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Old 09-22-2014, 11:42 PM   #10
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Don't worry Roy! No one's old. I'm a child bride.

Anyway such a room has been designated. It has festively padded walls! I'm looking forward to seeing everyone there, and also seeing the messy chunks that shall remain after everyone has shared their feelings and enjoyed a firm group hug.



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Old 09-23-2014, 09:54 AM   #11
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Ooh, that would be quite a momentous MI meet up


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-It's actually real.
-It's a real rubber chicken?
-No, it's a real chicken.
-A real chicken... made of rubber?
-NO, it's a REAL CHICKEN, NO RUBBER.
-What is it for?
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-You eat rubber chickens?!!
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Old 09-23-2014, 11:48 AM   #12
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If someone could pay for fare and provide a place to crash, I'd gladly attend




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Old 09-23-2014, 02:40 PM   #13
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BETAZOID WEDDING!!!


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Old 09-24-2014, 11:20 PM   #14
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BETAZOID WEDDING!!!
*takes off clothes*

Ready


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Old 09-26-2014, 05:20 PM   #15
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Star Wars reference?


-It appears to be a rubber chicken with a pulley.
-It's actually real.
-It's a real rubber chicken?
-No, it's a real chicken.
-A real chicken... made of rubber?
-NO, it's a REAL CHICKEN, NO RUBBER.
-What is it for?
-TO EAT!
-You eat rubber chickens?!!
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Old 09-26-2014, 05:47 PM   #16
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>:( NO!




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Old 09-27-2014, 02:28 PM   #17
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Frack off, McCoy. Actually, it's a Battlestar Galactica reference.



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Old 09-27-2014, 05:53 PM   #18
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If someone could pay for fare and provide a place to crash, I'd gladly attend
I don't got housemates yet! Can't help you with the fare though, sorry

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Actually, it's a Battlestar Galactica reference.
No difference to me!


-It appears to be a rubber chicken with a pulley.
-It's actually real.
-It's a real rubber chicken?
-No, it's a real chicken.
-A real chicken... made of rubber?
-NO, it's a REAL CHICKEN, NO RUBBER.
-What is it for?
-TO EAT!
-You eat rubber chickens?!!
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Old 09-27-2014, 08:25 PM   #19
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. . .

Zoom! >:(




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Old 09-28-2014, 04:19 AM   #20
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Cool Guy Dude

McCoy!

*(Gives McCoy a manly hug and a tall, frosty one.)*


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Old 09-29-2014, 07:02 AM   #21
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I don't got housemates yet! Can't help you with the fare though, sorry
Whip round for McCoys bus ticket?

(hoys in a tenner)


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Old 09-29-2014, 03:55 PM   #22
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Can you get the bus to Syria?


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Old 09-30-2014, 09:05 AM   #23
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There is a body of seawater around England so a bus probably wouldn't be feasible :P


-It appears to be a rubber chicken with a pulley.
-It's actually real.
-It's a real rubber chicken?
-No, it's a real chicken.
-A real chicken... made of rubber?
-NO, it's a REAL CHICKEN, NO RUBBER.
-What is it for?
-TO EAT!
-You eat rubber chickens?!!
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Old 09-30-2014, 10:15 AM   #24
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Well, I've heard of coach busses using ferries...




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Old 09-30-2014, 02:45 PM   #25
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Well, I've heard of coach busses using ferries...
Is there some reason why McCoy can't get there by rail by way of the Chunnel?

I'm pretty sure the train departs from Damascus.


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Old 10-05-2014, 02:25 PM   #26
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Well, I've heard of coach busses using ferries...
As fun as it is to put a vehicle on a ferry, I haven't really seen a lot of that.


-It appears to be a rubber chicken with a pulley.
-It's actually real.
-It's a real rubber chicken?
-No, it's a real chicken.
-A real chicken... made of rubber?
-NO, it's a REAL CHICKEN, NO RUBBER.
-What is it for?
-TO EAT!
-You eat rubber chickens?!!
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Old 10-07-2014, 12:19 PM   #27
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Maybe for the better. I'm prone to getting travel sick and seasick.




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Old 10-07-2014, 01:42 PM   #28
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Exclamation Dammit, man

McCoy, why don't you use the transporter?

Oh, wait. Never mind...


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Old 10-11-2014, 08:45 AM   #29
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Maybe for the better. I'm prone to getting travel sick and seasick.
I take it you haven't traveled much then?


-It appears to be a rubber chicken with a pulley.
-It's actually real.
-It's a real rubber chicken?
-No, it's a real chicken.
-A real chicken... made of rubber?
-NO, it's a REAL CHICKEN, NO RUBBER.
-What is it for?
-TO EAT!
-You eat rubber chickens?!!
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Old 10-11-2014, 12:01 PM   #30
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Depends on how you define "much". I've barfed all over Germany. I visited (and got sick in) some typical holiday locations. I've been to California once; and I didn't even loose anything from my stomach that time either.




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Old 10-12-2014, 11:05 PM   #31
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I would barf all over France, but not Germany.

California? Gads, man...that's next door to me! Next time you visit, let me know. We'll party like mad dogs.


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Old 10-13-2014, 12:18 PM   #32
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Bangladesh is the place to barf. Gastroenteritis style. You don't know barfing till you've visited Bangladesh!


-It appears to be a rubber chicken with a pulley.
-It's actually real.
-It's a real rubber chicken?
-No, it's a real chicken.
-A real chicken... made of rubber?
-NO, it's a REAL CHICKEN, NO RUBBER.
-What is it for?
-TO EAT!
-You eat rubber chickens?!!
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