The Official Fanfiction Thread - Page 18

alliespixie · 12-30-2005, 12:51 PM

i think we should

Klia · 12-30-2005, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by alliespixie

i think we should

I'm going to see if I can put a poll on this thread.

alliespixie · 12-30-2005, 04:51 PM

sweet

Klia · 12-30-2005, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by alliespixie

sweet

Damnit! It doesn't work.

I'm wondering if we can ask the mod to clean out some of this board. It has some...offtopic threads that bug me.

alliespixie · 12-30-2005, 05:07 PM

which threads?

KingCheez · 12-30-2005, 05:22 PM

After you get to 'em? Every topic.

alliespixie · 12-30-2005, 05:24 PM

where ever i have been on, there is off topic things in..

**DarthAve** · 12-30-2005, 06:21 PM

Allie, you've even said it yourself your the most offtopic person on these boards. I'm thinking of writing a fanfiction where Franke and Kitty get a demonic kitten.

alliespixie · 12-30-2005, 06:55 PM

sweet a kitten

**DarthAve** · 12-30-2005, 07:06 PM

It's a Satan kitten, like on Andy Milonakis.

"Satan kitty says 'Talk to strangers! They have the best candy!' "

alliespixie · 12-30-2005, 07:22 PM

i know...i got a butterfinger once from a stranger

Mashi An'krekku · 12-30-2005, 09:19 PM

Eh. I've done a couple of scirpts, which I will link and have a few ideas up for stories THAT WILL NOT BE STOLEN, EVER.

1. Best Buy Goes Too Far
I go to Best Buy to buy Psychonauts, and kill some XBox fanboy. Then I go in the back and find out Crispin kidnapped Raz! Now I have to save him. YAY.

2. Hypnotism Test
Kids pair up and test their hypnotism prowess. Violent things happen to Raz, then it's almost skit night. More violent things happen to Raz.

3. Doppleganger Daughter: The Story of Rae & Her Crazy Time Machine (short story, in progress)
Teoo! In the not too distant future, there's a teenaged orphan girl who builds a time machine so she can log the entire relationship of her parents up until their tragic girl scout-related murder. Meanwhile, Raz tries not to have Basic Braining flashbacks and Lili becomes out of character! Other...things happen and time screws up. I'm not sure.

4. Resurrect (chaptered, not started)
3 years after the game, Raz runs off (again) and ends up in some town in Massachusetts. There's a GEOweasel themed cafe there, and Lili! They run off to do things and get murdered by a homocidal rabbit! Then...they come back because other demons said so. And, something about a succubus. Because cubi are awesome.

Yeah, those descriptions were...yyyyeah.

alliespixie · 12-30-2005, 09:21 PM

sweet

Mashi An'krekku · 12-30-2005, 10:10 PM

Yeah, I really need to start the zombie one. Because cubi are awesome.

alliespixie · 12-30-2005, 10:15 PM

super sweet

Mashi An'krekku · 01-01-2006, 02:30 PM

Supreme sweetness.

Klia · 01-01-2006, 02:47 PM

One song that always inspires me to write Psychonauts fanfiction is this:

Click the second link

MariNein · 01-02-2006, 12:05 AM

I'm writing a fic now. It's a Sasha Milla story, but not really, so don't go, "oh God, another one..." It's a bit stupid, but oh well.

**DarthAve** · 01-02-2006, 12:46 AM

Welp, I CHANGED MY MIND ON LEAVING!!! So I'm writing a fanfic called "Supered!" It's like everyone from Psychonauts is a Marvel Superhero or villian. For example....

Sasha=Daredevil
Milla=Elektra
Raz=Cyclops
Lili=Jean Grey
Loboto=Magneto
Sheegor=Mystique

With a special message from........the Fantastic Four!

Fred is Mr. Fantastic!
Gloria is the Invistible Woman!
Edgar is The Thing!
and Boyd is the Human Torch!

And don't forget their evil villian.......
Crispen is Dr. Doom!!! How thrilling!

KingCheez · 01-02-2006, 01:23 PM

http://www.lucasforums.com/showthread.php?t=157806

some delicious fanfic on a sweet humor bun

Klia · 01-04-2006, 03:14 PM

I have seen cutter!Sasha.

Dear god please save the Psychonauts fandom. Please Jebus, please?

I have also seen Sasha and Lili together (Lili being twelve).

Klia · 01-12-2006, 09:15 PM

So...no one else pissed at the Psychonauts section of FF.net?

**DarthAve** · 01-12-2006, 09:27 PM

I'm never on ff.net and I preactly NEVER write fanfictions so whateva. SEIZE THE FISH!

Mashi An'krekku · 01-13-2006, 01:29 PM

I ACTUALLY REMEMBER SEEING THAT AND TELLING MY FRIEND.
We were so creeped out. I'm like "ewwww, pedoness. :{{{" I am, indeed, pissed.

KingCheez · 01-13-2006, 03:41 PM

No freakin way.

Episode of PI coming up on that.

Klia · 01-13-2006, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Mashi An'krekku

I ACTUALLY REMEMBER SEEING THAT AND TELLING MY FRIEND.
We were so creeped out. I'm like "ewwww, pedoness. :{{{" I am, indeed, pissed.

It's not like I have an issue with the author. I don't care if they like it. What I have an issue with is the complete OOCness of the characters.

And I'm sick of seeing Sasha cut himself. Sasha does not cut. It just....doesn't compute.

It makes me sad to see characters being mutliated like that...no matter how well the authors write.

90 SK · 01-13-2006, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Klia

It makes me sad to see characters being mutliated like that...no matter how well the authors write.

I'm sorry, did you intend to make a pun there? You know: Sasha cutting himself? Mutilated?

>_>

**DarthAve** · 01-13-2006, 04:51 PM

Hmm, that is kinda funny.

Klia · 01-26-2006, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Skye

I'm sorry, did you intend to make a pun there? You know: Sasha cutting himself? Mutilated?

>_>

Alright, that was funny.

However I have come to rant more about a particular story.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2757789/1/

Sasha pratically rapes Raz in this one with the usual cliches of having the victim enjoy it yet not want it, the uke and seme, terrible OOC, and no hint of Psychonauts anywhere. This could just be another generic rape story.

Not to mention pedophilic.

alliespixie · 01-26-2006, 06:18 PM

i read all of those and it's so wrong.. i mean sasha going gAy..that's plain werid even for me

Megan · 01-26-2006, 08:59 PM

The Sasha/Lily and Sasha/Raz ones are just creepy. I don't want to be rude to the author, but they are. I don't think I ever actually worked up the courage to read any of the Sasha/Raz ones, except the first chapter of that Kiss Me story that Klia ranted about. That scared me so bad..and the stories about Sasha cutting himself were just..I mean, Sasha?

KingCheez · 01-26-2006, 10:40 PM

ERUEUREUTGHEGHEGUEGUEHGEHGEHRFEFH!!!

MY FANDOM IS CRUSHED

*CRIES, AND RIPS HIS ARM OFF*

AAAAAAARGH

EDIT: Okay, okay, I'm CAARHGHRGHRHGHR-Calm. What I'm gonna do, to piss them all off, is write something terribly ****ed up, like Lili x Gman, or Lili x Franke.

Ohh god it's hot already. :|

alliespixie · 01-26-2006, 11:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Megan

The Sasha/Lily and Sasha/Raz ones are just creepy. I don't want to be rude to the author, but they are. I don't think I ever actually worked up the courage to read any of the Sasha/Raz ones, except the first chapter of that Kiss Me story that Klia ranted about. That scared me so bad..and the stories about Sasha cutting himself were just..I mean, Sasha?

you really don't want to read kiss me... that's just f*cked up

Megan · 01-27-2006, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by KingCheez

ERUEUREUTGHEGHEGUEGUEHGEHGEHRFEFH!!!

MY FANDOM IS CRUSHED

*CRIES, AND RIPS HIS ARM OFF*

AAAAAAARGH

EDIT: Okay, okay, I'm CAARHGHRGHRHGHR-Calm. What I'm gonna do, to piss them all off, is write something terribly ****ed up, like Lili x Gman, or Lili x Franke.

Ohh god it's hot already. :|

Ooh, sounds good.

alliespixie · 01-27-2006, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Megan

Ooh, sounds good.

i second that

KingCheez · 01-27-2006, 08:48 PM

"How on Earth am I supposed to learn what to filter out of my
work if all I ever read as a review is gruesome metaphors involving maggots and
such? Keep in mind that I'm only 12, and I'm still new to this."

OH MY GOD. OH. MY. GOD.

THE GIRL WHO WROTE "KISS ME" IS 12.

AN INNOCENT MIND, CORRUTPED BY GAY PEDOPHILE SEX.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Megan · 01-27-2006, 11:32 PM

That wasn't in the minds of 12-year-olds when I was 12! No, wait, that was just me.

KingCheez · 01-27-2006, 11:54 PM

NO SHE IS A FREAK.

BUT MY EXTREMELY SEXY LILI/CHLOE IS TURNING OUT ACTUALLY QUITE GOOD AND CUTE.

KingCheez · 01-28-2006, 12:38 AM

WHY WHAT'S THIS!? PSYCHONAUTS YURI?!?

Yes. And it's right here.

Strange, yes, but I did it. With all the yaoi around - I mean, SashaRaz!? - I made something that had to be done. It actually turned out to be quite good.

I hope to high heavens Nicole does not find this and think me a sick ass, even if we did already break up.

Megan · 01-28-2006, 10:42 AM

Wow, that was pretty good. For some reason yuri doesn't scare me as much as yaoi, but you never see yuri. Always stupid yaoi. I don't even know how to pronouce yaoi! Thank goodness Chloe actually had a normal head..I think.