I Love The Dead

Necroman · 10-21-2005, 06:00 PM

This thread may seem odd or very very disgusting, but the question is: Has anyone of you ever made love or at least kissed a dead person? Now don't think that I did or something (well acctually now that you mentioned it... NO! ugh, oh there was this one time when I licked a human skull, but that doesn't count) but I want to know your opinion on this because I wanted to kill my ex-girlfriend today, then kiss her, then jump off from the 4th floor. Guys, I you get a chance to be with a chick that listens to Pink Floyd and wants a Led Zepelin tattoo, DON'T DO IT! Those kind of chicks are ****ing weird, even for me, and I got some friends that agree with me.

90 SK · 10-21-2005, 10:07 PM

No, I have not, and I don't plan on doing so any time soon. Of course, it would be an interesting experience to have under your belt, but I think your "human scull" thing is good enough.

*VampireNaomi* · 10-22-2005, 08:52 AM

No, I don't think that's exactly my thing. The dead have cooties.

Shuz · 10-23-2005, 06:27 AM

"Larry Vales: Dead Chicks are Easy" <= the name of a funny amatuer game

JofaGuht · 10-24-2005, 01:01 AM

I love the dead before their cold
The bluing flesh for me to hold
Cadaver eyes upon me see....nothing

I love the dead before they rise
No farewells, no goodbyes
I never even knew your null rotting face
While friends and lovers mourn your silly grave....
I have other uses for you, darling.

neon_git · 10-24-2005, 01:58 PM

It depends how long they've been dead you know, i mean if they were still warm ... well, beggars can't be choosers if you get my meaning.

But a girl who likes pink floyd and led zepelin is a rear thing, to kill a creature like that would be a crime. As in more of a crime than killing a regular person.

Velasco · 10-24-2005, 09:15 PM

In zombie films, you sometimes spot female zombies who look a little bit hot.

But thats about as close as I've come to having necrophillic urges!

Shuz · 10-26-2005, 07:43 AM

I think sex with a dead body would be quite a lonely experience. And how would it work for a woman?

*VampireNaomi* · 10-26-2005, 09:08 AM

I heard that a man's equipment can still get hard after death. I think I saw footage of some American troops laughing at that happening to a dead enemy in Iraq.

Oh, and in the first Sandman album a woman recalls her session with a dead body. I can scan it if someone is interested.

neon_git · 10-26-2005, 12:40 PM

rigor mortis perhaps?

Purple Squid · 10-26-2005, 02:55 PM

As much as it pains me to cut the tie with the cuh-razy Psychonauts forum, this thread is just way too cool.

And you should all know that I've made out with a zombie. Five of them. Also a maniken and a pineapple. Huzzah! And this 100 sided dice thing! And hedge-cutters, and a cup. Apple pie, a tasty crepe, coffee beans, and lettuce.

All of these items were very dead. Especially the coffee beans and cup.

The end. :0

90 SK · 10-26-2005, 03:52 PM

That's a good point. Everything “inanimate” is technically dead. But, for simplicity's sake, I'll stick to the corpsefied region of discussion.

I suppose I've had lustful feelings towards the dead, but not "the dead" (as in, kissing a rotting corpse. More, a person that is deceased).

Hey PurpleSquid! Happy out-of-the-psychonauts-forums! "You've made your first step into a larger world."

Rubacava · 10-27-2005, 12:02 AM

PurpleSquid? You like Grim Fandango?
And no, I've never had any necrophilic urges.

JofaGuht · 10-27-2005, 10:27 PM

Well, I often dream of those who've passed, moreso than the living ones. I've had "uncomfortably intimate" dreams with these people, but they're not so lustful as much as just my subconcious telling I have problems that need to be dealt with.

Necroman · 11-01-2005, 11:48 AM

JofaGuht! You sick ting, you, whoever thought that you of all people would be a... Alice Cooper fan! Come 'ere! *gives JofaGuht a very manly and heterosexual hug*

JofaGuht · 11-02-2005, 02:03 AM

*returns hug*

'tis true. I'm an obsessive collector of his work. He's given a lot of credit for his performance (which is definitely great), but I think he's underrated for his songwriting, which is quite unique.

Though there are some time periods where he isn't as strong **cough**eighties**cough** he's still holding up well now. I was pleased with Dirty Diamonds, particularly the song "Six Hours".

Necroman · 11-02-2005, 10:59 AM

Hellyeah! "Six Hours" and "Zombie Dance", the whole album is like "Love It To Death". Yes, the '80s were very strange with the whole Da Da Rock thing and believe it or not, I kinda liked his '80s albums, like "Special Forces", "Da Da", and "Trash". Still, I really think that the "Brutal Planet" and "Dragontown" are very very poor.
About the lyrics, I never was sure that he wrote his own lyrics...

JofaGuht · 11-02-2005, 06:24 PM

He does write his own lyrics, although they do seem to vary. I actually read a recent interview with him where he talked about how it was important he put puns and such clever remarks in his lyrics and does what he can to "make himself laugh", and there is always that trademark quality, but they've still changed quite heavily from "Pretties" to "Death" to "Nightmare" to "Trash" to "Diamonds".

Brutal Planet was somewhat decent but a bit a "too hard" effort to be modern. I didn't like "The Eyes" much at all, excluding "This House is Haunted" which is one of the best songs he's ever done. There are quite a few other recordings I'm missing, but I've still got a solid collection.

Are you a Zappa fan by any chance, Necro?

Necroman · 11-03-2005, 03:56 PM

Dude, I just know he went to trial against that stupid P.M.R.C. project to put labels on album covers and that he went down in 1993 with prostate cancer... RIP.
I never heard his music, but I might like it... dunno for sure.

JofaGuht · 11-03-2005, 09:56 PM

He's another artist who's stuff varies quite a bit. I haven't got into him too deep but I'm beginning to. Apostrophe is a good album to start with.