Sith Lords: You know you have it bad when...

[igyman]

868) You make the movie and, surprisingly, the viewers like it. (Then you get sued by George Lucas for copyright violation)

[Revan5136]

869)When you think of someone you hate you look around for HK-47 to command him to go assassinate him(guilty).
870)You try to think of stuff to get this list to 1000.
871)You wonder when you're going to be told that you're a sith lord that got his memory wiped.
872)When you play both games 50 times or more trying different things each time.

[igyman]

873) You play TSL multiple times hoping to understand Nihilus' language.

[JediMaster12]

Originally Posted by PoiuyWired

867) ROCKY HORROR MALEK SHOW!!! (btw is that the title of your would be musical?)

Actually I was messing around with West Side Story. I already have got the first 'song' worded.

874) People think you are insane for trying to write a musical

[igyman]

875) People think you are insane when you spend too much time thinking of stuff for this thread.
876) People think you are insane when you develop a detailed storyline for KoTOR 3 and post it on a storyline thread.

[Darth Manus]

977) You have seriously considered trying to use Dominate Mind on George Lucas so he'll make another six Star Wars movies and movie adaptations of KOTOR and TSL.

[PoiuyWired]

878) You skip a bunch of post numbers trying to send this page to 1000th post.

879) You think "V" is actually Revan in another mask.

[igyman]

880) You think Dr.Doom is actually Revan in another mask.

[PoiuyWired]

881) You KNOW 880 is false, cause you know Dr. Doom is Vader's alternative costume. :3

882) You ever roatate around the camera angles so you can see under Visas' Dress.

[igyman]

Never did 882, but I did rotate the camera to see under the Dancer's outfit.

883) You can't beleive there isn't a store where you can buy Vibroblades.

[PoiuyWired]

Not much to see there, but yeah you can't look up Visas' miniskirt, a shame really.

884) You know of the vibro-stick joke.

[JediMaster12]

885) You throw a kitchen knife at an object and you wonder why it doesn't come back to you (I actually can throw a knife but as to the returning part, that is best for boomerangs )

[Feagildin]

Originally Posted by igyman

873) You play TSL multiple times hoping to understand Nihilus' language.

Nice one.


886. You tell all your friends that your new best friend is a warrior who recently told you your new all-time favorite war story. And you are giddy while doing so.

[Hallucination]

887) You want to find out what other people think about starting the game without pants.

I'm so very, very guilty...

[JediMaster12]

The Grammar Police?! Stop the presses!! This is NEWS! Hall's admitting something!!
(Just havin' fun)

888) You wonder if Nilihuis and the Devil are related

[Feagildin]

889. You wonder if the number 888 has anything to do with some sort of symbolism/representationalism, simply because you were reading this thread.

890. You get in a heated argument over who is hotter: Visas or Handmaiden.

[JediMaster12]

891) You are told to get a life after the heated debate of 890

[dede_frost]

892) You realize that you don't need to get into an argument.... the handmaiden is obviously hotter :P

[PoiuyWired]

893) You actually believe your friend's theory of Brianna being a dikgirl.

894) From now on your girlfriend will wear blindfolds 24/7

895) You actually think of getting bodymods to make you look like a Zabrak.

[Darth Manus]

896) You download a custom PC model of Mission just so you can see her with the dancer's outfit.
897) You draw 893 several times... and like it.
898) You stay up late to add new items to the list, to the point of being so sleepy you only notice your typos three weeks later.
899) You watch the scenes with Vader and keep thinking "Revan would own this poser in no time!".

[igyman]

900) You're histerically happy that this thread has reached its 900th item.

[PoiuyWired]

901) You have used the "You Are Revan!" skit in any roleplaying game you GMed.

902) You Have ever tried to replace the SkyViper(that fake s Basilisk model) with a real Basilisk model.

903) You read the kotor comic, and complains about their huge size of the Lower Cities, and the existance of hot Arkanian females in the undercities.

[Feagildin]

904. You are intrigued at the mention of hot Arkanian females.

905. You contemplate building your own jet and naming it the Ebon Hawk, or Ravager, or Leviathan, etc, etc...

[igyman]

906) You start studying architecture, engineering and robotics so you could build your own Star Forge.

[Chowganhime]

907: You beat up your sister with a toy lightsaber, then realize that you can't reload your previous save before you get in trouble.

[PoiuyWired]

908) You actually wonder how Dark Bastila can look completely nice and soft after you beat her repeatedly with lightsabers along with Jolee and Juhani.

909) You move to believe Bastila have had extensive plastic Surgery.

910) You finally understand why she is so Busty, and the practical reason behind it.

[igyman]

911) Whenever you hear Atris speaking you stare into the screen and wonder what the hell she's talking about!

[Feagildin]

912. While playing WarCraft, you hear a troll say "Zug zug" and all you can think is: "I wish you got to fight those Zhug mercenaries while the exile is out meeting squid head on NarShadaa..."

[igyman]

913) You think that what really happened to Neo in the Matrix was that he actually learned to use the Force.

[PoiuyWired]

Originally Posted by igyman

911) Whenever you hear Atris speaking you stare into the screen and wonder what the hell she's talking about!

914) ... or you are starring at her bust.

915) You think Star Wars Anime is actually a good idea.

[Lord Foley]

916) You speak the words "Star Wars Anime"

917) You try to change your combat stance to deflect blaster fire when up to bat in baseball

918) You think you can kill multiple people around you by screaming as loud as you possibly can.

919) Your window is a 'viewport' and the glass is 'transparisteel'.

920) You think you'll have to restart life when the intense music doesn't start as you attack your friends.

921) You go to a website and talk about ways to beat a game you've beaten 1,000,000+ times and come up with 921 reasons why that's sad.

[igyman]

922) You do 914 and you realize that you've become a huge pervert. I mean staring at Atris' bossom, how old is she again? I'd bet at least 45 years. Then you start staring at the Handmaiden's brests.

[JediMaster12]

923) You seriously think of a comparision contest between Atton, Canderous and Carth

924) You wonder why guys are obsessive over the NPC females and you play the game to find out

[Feagildin]

925. Your favorite clothes all have hoods......

[PoiuyWired]

926) You give Visas every melee weapon possable and watch her killing herself with each and every one of them.

927) ... In a Dancer's Outfit Mod.

928) You finally convert the Dancer's Outfit for the Male model.

929) ... or, you just give them the female body!

[JediMaster12]

930) You start to think there are people in serious need of psychiatric help when they make up things such as 929

[PoiuyWired]

Originally Posted by JediMaster12

930) You start to think there are people in serious need of psychiatric help when they make up things such as 929

actually I am thinking of HK47 in female body as I type that, think of all those things he will say about it.

931) you have actually ported kotor content to other StarWars related games, be it E@W, JA, or even BF

[JediMaster12]

I really don't want to know

932) You create fics in our reality using KOTOR characters

[igyman]

933) You create fics in KoTOR world using real life characters.

[Revan13251]

934) you spend all day reading Kotor forums