Sith Lords: You know you have it bad when...

[StaffSaberist]

92a) You have erotic dreams about Handmaiden (if you are a guy)

92b) You have erotic dreams about Disciple (if you are a gal)

[RobQel-Droma]

Following up on those,

92c) You have erotic dreams that you are Bastila's underwear (someone said they dreamed this once).

93) You keep waiting in life to find out that you were once an evil conquerer or were the son/daugher of one.

94) You learn the hard way that when you get killed, even if you are in a group you don't get back up when the fight is over.

95) You download your four favorite mods and you learn they all conflict with each other.

96) You decide to live once as a Jedi and once as a Sith when you get reincarnated. Only problem is, you find that you get only one chance at life; you don't get reincarnated. Or,

97) You actually do miraculously get reincarnated; Only to find out that you got reincarnated as a Gizka with no force alignment.

98) You find yourself humming "Vader's Theme" when you are really mad.

99) You start drooling at the computer screen every time Handmaiden, Visas, or Bastila walk by your character.

Guess what, it is number 100!!!!! Here it is:

100) You get so enamored with Jolee Bindo that you start a religion called Bindoism and attract hundreds of followers.

[StaffSaberist]

Wouldn't that last one be 101? lol

[RobQel-Droma]

Oh, yeah. Edited....

[GuitarNProgress]

And finally....

101) As the ultimate, "You know you are bad when...," you actually spent the time to read all these.

(Guilty....)

[SpaceAlex]

Originally Posted by GuitarNProgress

And finally....

101) As the ultimate, "You know you are bad when...," you actually spent the time to read all these.

(Guilty....)

shhhh.

[StaffSaberist]

Originally Posted by SpaceAlex

shhhh.

Quoted for truth.

I don't expect anybody to recognize the Civilization series. It's a srategy empire expansion game, which I like. Well, the members of forums.civfanatics.com actually did something like this, entitled "1000 clues you have been playing Civ III too much". Well, they did such an awesome job that the webmasters made it an official, permanent addition to the site. So keep it up!

[Killwithhonor]

You know you've hit rock bottom when..................

102.You try to start your own star wars country.

103. You try to outwit your English Professor by putting the verb at the beginning of every sentence that you say.

[StaffSaberist]

^
Huh? I don't get 103. Do you mean saying Statement and all that like HK-47?

[Killwithhonor]

no like yoda,he says thinnks like, cloudy is your future, cloudy being the verb, like that lol

[RobQel-Droma]

104) You are told to identify different sentences and so you stand up and go "Statement: ...., or Defiant Statement:" in memory of HK.
105) You keep trying to force choke your teacher but you can't figure out why it wont work.

[StaffSaberist]

Now, don't say that. Users are welcome, just not welcome to bash.

105) In fond memory of one part of Taris: You form an Anti-Alien League.

[Hallucination]

Originally Posted by Killwithhonor

no like yoda,he says thinnks like, cloudy is your future, cloudy being the verb, like that lol

Sorry to tell you, but cloudy is an adjective.
106) You know you got it bad when you try to blow up your neighboors computer from yours, only to find out you don't have enough spikes.
107)When you join a forum and start calling peoples jokes gay even though A)jokes don't have a sexual orientation
B)you don't provide an example of a "straight" joke

[RobQel-Droma]

Originally Posted by StaffSaberist

Now, don't say that. Users are welcome, just not welcome to bash.

Oh, of course he is welcome. I was just saying don't bash the jokes if you don't have any contribution or a reason to be bashing them other than your opinion; Kind of like what Hallucination said in number 107.

108) You try and get your family members to make stuff for you.

109) After doing 108, you come back to them after dumping it all in a container and wonder why they can't make you more.

[StaffSaberist]

110) You design more than one mod which makes the NPC's "a little bit more difficult". In memory of the late Mr. Happy.

[RobQel-Droma]

111) You name your pets after creatures names in Star Wars: Mr. Happy, Gizka, etc.

112) You start looking for another hardcore mod for the hardcore mod in your override that will call dificult easy, insane regular, and have another dificult leve.

113) You spend your whole time thinking up the wierdest storylines for KotOR III possible, just to make it different.

114) You say "I told you so" to Bastila and "You already told me that" to Malak when he says that you are Revan.

[GuitarNProgress]

Originally Posted by Hallucination

Sorry to tell you, but cloudy is an adjective.
106) You know you got it bad when you try to blow up your neighboors computer from yours, only to find out you don't have enough spike
107)When you join a forum and start calling peoples jokes gay even though A)jokes don't have a sexual orientation
B)you don't provide an example of a "straight" joke

Actually, in that sentence, cloudy is an adverb .

[lord ignarn]

115) You try to install all the recruitment mods.

116) When you learn that they enter in conflict between them, you happly realize that you have a reason to play K1 with every new recruit team.

[Hallucination]

Originally Posted by GuitarNProgress

Actually, in that sentence, cloudy is an adverb .

Actually an adverb modifies a verb, adjective or another adverb. An adjective modifies a noun or pronoun. In that sentence the noun is 'future' and is being modified the adjective 'cloudy'.

[PoiuyWired]

117) You walk into the local club and wonder where those twi'lek dancers are.

118) You kill frogs just to see if they will split into two live ones.

[90 SK]

119) Whenever you plan to commit a misdeed, you talk to yourself loudly about it, and end the tangent with malicious stomach clutching laughter.

120) You light candles at night for all the victims on Taris.

[Mace MacLeod]

121) You find yourself staring at rubbish cans in the mall, wondering what random loot they contain.

122) On Manaan and Tatooine, you bring Bastila and Mission along when your character goes swoop racing, strip them to their undies and refer to them as your "cheerleaders" when your exasperated wife and/or daughter looks on in eye-rolling bemusment.

123) You have seriously and without a trace of irony, inadvertently attempted to pay for some consumer goods in the real world with "credits" when you in fact have no Visa, Mastercard or Amex card in your wallet.

124) Your video-game-numbed brain registers surprise when your repeated attempts to strike up a conversation with that cute little number in the pub all fail and she isn't still there when you emerge from the bathroom, waiting for the correct dialogue options.

[StaffSaberist]

125) You invent the word "twookie". He knows what I mean... (Thou-shalt-not-live-that-down! )

[Hallucination]

Originally Posted by Mace_MacLeod

122) On Manaan and Tatooine, you bring Bastila and Mission along when your character goes swoop racing, strip them to their undies and refer to them as your "cheerleaders" when your exasperated wife and/or daughter looks on in eye-rolling bemusment.

Sounds like you've done that one eh?

[RobQel-Droma]

Originally Posted by StaffSaberist

125) You invent the word "twookie". He knows what I mean... (Thou-shalt-not-live-that-down! )

I agree with that completely; man, when I first heard that I just felt sick. BTW, once I did go out looking for recruitment mods to see if I could replace everybody.... Unfortunately, there are a few characters you haven't been replaced so far, and I wasn't too impressed by the ones that were.

126) You go to a racetrack and don't understand why people won't hire you saying stuff like "the moment you walked in here I knew you had racing potential."

[Soogz]

127) You act like you are DSM exile in real life.


Short and sweet.

[RobQel-Droma]

128) You have to go to a doctor for your stress waiting for the next KotOR game.

[The Doctor]

129) You win arguments by using imformation and plot twists from Star Wars (I've done this. People don't hang out with me anymore...)

[RobQel-Droma]

130) Every cool story, movie, or book that you really like ends up in your own personal fantasy combined with lightsabers and the force. (I do this so much... Several different movies I have watched and liked almost always have the characters wielding lightsabers now in my mind...)

[StaffSaberist]

Oh, ****! I do that every time I watch The Return of the King! I imagine myself charging with a Jedi army at my command, slaughtering the Orcs. Flamin' awesome. (I know, not so humble, am I. Well, it's my mind, so I get to be the big hero.)

Rob, I'm subscribed to that site. If you think I'm clicking the link in your sig, you're nuts.

[RobQel-Droma]

Originally Posted by StaffSaberist

Rob, I'm subscribed to that site. If you think I'm clicking the link in your sig, you're nuts.

Got it from you, my friend . Decided I would have a little fun...

Ha! I have done the exact same thing with Return of the King. I have also done it with Star Trek. Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry once got turned into a Jedi Academy, along with the new "Tri-Jedi Tournament". All right, call me wierd...

[Mace MacLeod]

131) Your attempts to create an arsenal of sonic rifles have exhausted your local Home Depot's supply of air horns, duct tape and hockey sticks.

132) You have been remanded for psychiatric evaluation following your attempt to enter classified areas of your local army base disguised in a trash can on roller skates.

133) You have been forcibly removed from a shopping center after extended periods of time trying to remove the restraining bolts from department store mannequins.

134) You have needed violent physical reminders that whatever you may believe your level to be, on planet Earth your "Sith Death Scream" does not, in fact, damage opponents--it merely confuses or annoys them.

134) You have reduced more than one corporate receptionist to tears in your fervor to uncover their company's role in the wookie enslavement.

Originally Posted by Hallucination

Sounds like you've done that one eh?

The cheerleader bit? Heh heh...yeah, that one was a chuckle. When my player character was female, I had her prance about in her bikini too--I called that one the "Charlie's Angels" maneouver. To their credit, my wife and daughter saw the humor in it, although my kid was definitely NOT impressed. In TSL, she was really angry when I had my guy sparring with Handmaiden. It took repeated demonstrations to satisfy her that, yes, in fact that was the game taking her robes off, not me. I can see her now, arms akimbo in indignation, "Put her clothes on RIGHT NOW!"

Good times...hehehehe...

[StaffSaberist]

All right, call me wierd...

How can I? I am equally guilty.

131) Your attempts to create an arsenal of sonic rifles have exhausted your local Home Depot's supply of air horns, duct tape and hockey sticks.

Why'd you have to type that, and make me choke on the breakfast I was eating at the time??

132) You have been remanded for psychiatric evaluation following your attempt to enter classified areas of your local army base disguised in a trash can on roller skates.

Yet another reason to get TSL: WTF!?!?!?!?

"I'm not the first guy to fall in love with a woman he met at a restaurant who turned out to be the daughter of a kidnapped scientists only to lose her to a childhood lover who she last saw on a desert island who 15 years later turned out to be the leader of the French underground...!"

Oh I know. It's all like... some bad movie!

Okay, so I don't spam:

135) You see a husband working on his home. His wife is bringing a couple if tubes to him, and carries them over her shoulders. You look at her, think she's a Twi'Lek, and grab her and run off, to the dismay of her husband, local police, and the psychiatrists who have to spend big bucks to deal with you.

136) You deprive local stores of aluminum foil, wires, batteries, and jewelry stores (crystals) to build your own lightsaber.

[RobQel-Droma]

137) You try to bribe store employees to get access to what you call the "mainframe" to reveal non-existent corrupt information.

138) You don't get why you can walk off a cliff, and no invisible wall holds you back.

139) You can't get a "Field Survival Pistol" out of a pile of smelly chemicals and "components."

[The Doctor]

140) You get home early from school and the first thing you do is log on to LF to view this thread.

[PoiuyWired]

Oh... what is a twookie anyways?

141) You try to psycho-analyze Visas.

[RobQel-Droma]

PoiuyWired, I can't remember the original thread in which the term first got "coined" you could say, but it all started with somebody saying something about seeing Mission and Zaalbar's love child or something like that in KotOR III. After reading that post, I think it was StaffSaberist who came up with the word "Twookiee", which is the combination of Twi-leks and Wookiees. Yes, go ahead, throw up on your computer at the thought.

142) You don't understand why females aren't attracted to you as a result of certain "dialogue choices" you make when you are talking to them.

143) You keep believing that someday a person will tell you that you were once a famous, powerful human being and that you had lost your memory.

[Emperor Devon]

(144. You know you have it truly bad when you're capable of making a list of these things.

[RobQel-Droma]

145) You post threads like this. (I know, that isn't very original...)

146) You subscribe to this thread and keep posting to try and reach a list of 200- then find out you are trying to get to 300.

[Hallucination]

147) You know you have it bad when you find out that more than a few of these things apply to you....