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Old 12-02-2005, 11:55 PM   #81
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Well, to borrow a little bit of what StaffSaberist said.... Both StaffSaberist and I have are own little "jokes" like that, so if you think we are clicking the link, you are nuts .
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Old 12-03-2005, 07:05 AM   #82
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149) More than one family vacation has been ruined by your insistence that only two people may leave the car with you at any one time.

150) You can work phrases like "lightsaber focusing lens" into everyday conversation without excessive thought first.

151) It takes you a few seconds to calm down upon discovery that your brilliantly witty "Top Ten Uses For Carth Onasi's Severed Head" thread has been closed.


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Old 12-03-2005, 09:48 AM   #83
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Well, to borrow a little bit of what StaffSaberist said.... Both StaffSaberist and I have are own little "jokes" like that, so if you think we are clicking the link, you are nuts .
I knew you two wouldn't click on it, but as of right now, 36 other people have. Besides, you never know, it might be true.
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Old 12-03-2005, 06:20 PM   #84
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I knew you two wouldn't click on it, but as of right now, 36 other people have. Besides, you never know, it might be true.
I knew what it would be, but just to make sure I clicked on it until I saw the site address. Then I went back .

152) You put your name to "Darth Revan" so that your character will say, "I'm not Revan anymore, I'm Darth Revan."
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Old 12-03-2005, 09:38 PM   #85
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153) You make your name "some *******" so he says "I'm not Darth Revan anymore, I'm sme *******."
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Old 12-03-2005, 09:48 PM   #86
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154) You get tired of the random name generator so you think up all these names that are hilariously funny in certain dialogues.
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Old 12-03-2005, 10:00 PM   #87
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Old 12-03-2005, 10:14 PM   #88
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155) You stay up at night, on your computer, actually discussing a game that you have played twenty times, in a thread that is the twentieth to talk about game, and posting in that thread for the twentieth time.
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Old 12-03-2005, 10:35 PM   #89
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156)You think that 'hey baby, wanna ride on my basilisk?' is a good pickup line.


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Old 12-03-2005, 10:56 PM   #90
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^Now that was a good one .

157) You won't buy a car that doesn't have the brand "mandalorian" or "basilisk."
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Old 12-06-2005, 10:15 AM   #91
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158) The last time some one said: "Star Wars...? Is that the one with Captain Kirk...?" in your presence, it ended in a restraining order.

159) Your favourite turn-on? 2 long, thick pigtails and green body paint.


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Old 12-06-2005, 01:37 PM   #92
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160) You get books that go over every single known alien species, vehicle, ship, and character from Star Wars, and read all the way through them. (Guilty...)
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Old 12-06-2005, 06:36 PM   #93
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161) You can speak the standard alien language. (Man-u-nan-ot-tu-ta! Kava dum de koom-pe-lea mocha bata! O-na-nai kachoo! Yeen keen ko no la moolerah chekun!)

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Old 12-06-2005, 06:39 PM   #94
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You're not the only one, StaffSaberist.... I can do it, too...

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Rodians: "Keel,la chanwhy ong. Kasbeesa! Kabeesa!' - sounds almost chinese
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162) You scrape your brain for hours yet still seem unable to think of any to add. ;/


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163) You grow an irrational fear for fuel stations.

164) You destroy your dishwasher to get components.

165) You start putting droid names to your computer and informatical devices.
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Old 12-11-2005, 11:41 AM   #97
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166) You daydream commanding a battalion of War Droids, with an HK-100 as your general who doesn't say Statement: or Query: or whatever.



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Old 12-11-2005, 01:12 PM   #98
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167) You wonder why all those Alien languages sound exactly the same, even if the dialogue contents are totally different. Yet, you find a way to understand them!
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Old 12-11-2005, 01:31 PM   #99
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Well, of course you can understand them!

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From KotOR I:
I saw on your service records you understand a variety of alien languages
See, KotOR says it, that makes it so! (I suppose that's 168)



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Old 12-12-2005, 11:43 AM   #100
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168. You find yourself getting upset because you can't find that book of Echani Poetry at Barnes and Noble.


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Old 12-13-2005, 03:56 AM   #101
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169. You call your least favorite teacher Kriea (ouch!)

170. You wear robes to school or work.

171. You were the first in to Wal-Mart to get your copy of TSL.

172. ...then you stayed up all night playing it it.

173. You've gotten at least one of your friends addicted to TSL.

174. You have read TSL fanfic.

175. You have written TSL fanfic.

176. You run a TSL fansite.

177. You visit Starwarsknights.com or LucasForums daily. (oh, I swear I just pwned so many people...)

178. You've dreamed about KotOR.


Don't let it stop, peoples ;/.


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Old 12-14-2005, 05:46 PM   #102
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179 ) You watch Teen Titans thinking you will see Darth Raven!!!
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Old 12-14-2005, 06:21 PM   #103
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180) You are in withdrawls *see my sig*



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Old 12-16-2005, 11:58 AM   #104
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181) After beating TSL as a Sith Lord, you watch RotS and think, "Palpatine? What a wimp!"
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Old 12-16-2005, 07:02 PM   #105
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182) You do whatever you want thinking that there is no such thing as a police department.

183)Whenever your talking to someone you look down for your possible responses.

184)When you do something you wish you can change you try to load from the last saved point.

185)You sneak chemicals out of your science lab to try and make gernades.

186)Whenever you see a box, locker, dead guy etc. you take the contents.

187)If you can't get the above thing open you beat it with a baseball bat until it's unlocked.

189)You go on the internet and look for a walkthrough to get you through daily challenges.

190)You can't seem to find those pieces to your lightsaber in your closet.

191)You search the internet for hours looking for new underwear for all female/male characters.

192)You think you know what the commercial is talking about when it says Visa. (It's a credit card)


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Old 12-16-2005, 07:45 PM   #106
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193. When you talk to someone you tap your finger(on a mouse figurly speaking) in hopes of skipping thier Dialog.


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Old 12-16-2005, 08:19 PM   #107
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194) You are baffled when it dosen't work, especially because they aren't moving or using a different animation.

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Old 12-16-2005, 09:02 PM   #108
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195) You slept with, and still sleep with, your KotOR II strategy guide, as one would sleep with a teddy bear.

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196) You go to school thinking that you are Revan, and wonder why people don't cower in fear when they see you.

197) You hold your side whenever you laugh, even if it wasn't funny (a la Malak)
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197. You've decided to learn modding because you want to contribute something to the game.
198. You wonder if Force Sight will allow you to see after falling asleep at work/school.
199. After you get a minor injury, you are disappointed that Cure doesn't work on you.
200. You post the 200th response to this thread.


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201) You wonder if Force sight will allow you to see through your girlfriend's clothes - and you're depressed when you learn that it doesn't work.
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Old 12-17-2005, 12:59 AM   #112
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203) ^After finally making one yourself, you learn that your girlfriend isn't going to wear it.

204) You are astonished that your car doesn't get impounded, pulled over, or "shot down" wherever you go (After playing TSL).
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205)After you pick what your going to say you think you'll automatically say it in less than a second.

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202) You don't can't seem to find the Nar Shaddaa dancer outfit at a clothing store.
206) You actually FOUND a place that sells the Nar Shaddaa dancer outfit, and is currently wearing one.
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^ Yea, Comic Convention Clothes 'R' Us, I've been there

207) You're a male wearing the above outfit.

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208) ... and you are also dressing up as the Big Z while wearing it.
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209) You know you have it bad when you stopped having the "who would win, Darth Vader or Capt. Kirk?" arguement, only to have the "who would win, Darth Malak or Capt. Kirk?" arguement replace it.


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Old 12-18-2005, 03:18 PM   #119
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210) You actually join the above mentioned arguments.
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211) You actually start the arguements


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