Sith Lords: You know you have it bad when...

[RobQel-Droma]

Originally Posted by The Doctor's Sig

GEORGE LUCAS HAS BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH CANCER!

Well, to borrow a little bit of what StaffSaberist said.... Both StaffSaberist and I have are own little "jokes" like that, so if you think we are clicking the link, you are nuts .

[Mace MacLeod]

148) Upon entering an unfamiliar bar, your first instinct is to ask the green beanbag chair in the corner about bounty hunter work.

149) More than one family vacation has been ruined by your insistence that only two people may leave the car with you at any one time.

150) You can work phrases like "lightsaber focusing lens" into everyday conversation without excessive thought first.

151) It takes you a few seconds to calm down upon discovery that your brilliantly witty "Top Ten Uses For Carth Onasi's Severed Head" thread has been closed.

[The Doctor]

Originally Posted by RobQel-Droma

Well, to borrow a little bit of what StaffSaberist said.... Both StaffSaberist and I have are own little "jokes" like that, so if you think we are clicking the link, you are nuts .

I knew you two wouldn't click on it, but as of right now, 36 other people have. Besides, you never know, it might be true.

[RobQel-Droma]

Originally Posted by The Doctor

I knew you two wouldn't click on it, but as of right now, 36 other people have. Besides, you never know, it might be true.

I knew what it would be, but just to make sure I clicked on it until I saw the site address. Then I went back .

152) You put your name to "Darth Revan" so that your character will say, "I'm not Revan anymore, I'm Darth Revan."

[The Doctor]

153) You make your name "some *******" so he says "I'm not Darth Revan anymore, I'm sme *******."

[RobQel-Droma]

154) You get tired of the random name generator so you think up all these names that are hilariously funny in certain dialogues.

[The Doctor]

^You spoiled my fun.

[RobQel-Droma]

155) You stay up at night, on your computer, actually discussing a game that you have played twenty times, in a thread that is the twentieth to talk about game, and posting in that thread for the twentieth time.

[Hallucination]

156)You think that 'hey baby, wanna ride on my basilisk?' is a good pickup line.

[RobQel-Droma]

^Now that was a good one .

157) You won't buy a car that doesn't have the brand "mandalorian" or "basilisk."

[Mace MacLeod]

158) The last time some one said: "Star Wars...? Is that the one with Captain Kirk...?" in your presence, it ended in a restraining order.

159) Your favourite turn-on? 2 long, thick pigtails and green body paint.

[RobQel-Droma]

160) You get books that go over every single known alien species, vehicle, ship, and character from Star Wars, and read all the way through them. (Guilty...)

[StaffSaberist]

161) You can speak the standard alien language. (Man-u-nan-ot-tu-ta! Kava dum de koom-pe-lea mocha bata! O-na-nai kachoo! Yeen keen ko no la moolerah chekun!)

Sadly, guilty.

[The Doctor]

You're not the only one, StaffSaberist.... I can do it, too...

Hutts and Sasha: "Kay Poona! Bona nana key chew!"
Rodians: "Keel,la chanwhy ong. Kasbeesa! Kabeesa!' - sounds almost chinese
Duros: "Kee-lah, ma-rudy-ra, rob es"
Twi-Lek's: "Kay Poona, ching hay la mudyra kel koon"

[GuitarNProgress]

162) You scrape your brain for hours yet still seem unable to think of any to add. ;/

[lord ignarn]

163) You grow an irrational fear for fuel stations.

164) You destroy your dishwasher to get components.

165) You start putting droid names to your computer and informatical devices.

[StaffSaberist]

166) You daydream commanding a battalion of War Droids, with an HK-100 as your general who doesn't say Statement: or Query: or whatever.

[PoiuyWired]

167) You wonder why all those Alien languages sound exactly the same, even if the dialogue contents are totally different. Yet, you find a way to understand them!

[StaffSaberist]

Well, of course you can understand them!

From KotOR I:
I saw on your service records you understand a variety of alien languages

See, KotOR says it, that makes it so! (I suppose that's 168)

[Cygnus Q'ol]

168. You find yourself getting upset because you can't find that book of Echani Poetry at Barnes and Noble.

[GuitarNProgress]

FINALLY I CAN CONTRIBUTE!

169. You call your least favorite teacher Kriea (ouch!)

170. You wear robes to school or work.

171. You were the first in to Wal-Mart to get your copy of TSL.

172. ...then you stayed up all night playing it it.

173. You've gotten at least one of your friends addicted to TSL.

174. You have read TSL fanfic.

175. You have written TSL fanfic.

176. You run a TSL fansite.

177. You visit Starwarsknights.com or LucasForums daily. (oh, I swear I just pwned so many people...)

178. You've dreamed about KotOR.


Don't let it stop, peoples ;/.

[PoiuyWired]

179 ) You watch Teen Titans thinking you will see Darth Raven!!!

[StaffSaberist]

180) You are in withdrawls *see my sig*

[RobQel-Droma]

181) After beating TSL as a Sith Lord, you watch RotS and think, "Palpatine? What a wimp!"

[DarthLinde]

182) You do whatever you want thinking that there is no such thing as a police department.

183)Whenever your talking to someone you look down for your possible responses.

184)When you do something you wish you can change you try to load from the last saved point.

185)You sneak chemicals out of your science lab to try and make gernades.

186)Whenever you see a box, locker, dead guy etc. you take the contents.

187)If you can't get the above thing open you beat it with a baseball bat until it's unlocked.

189)You go on the internet and look for a walkthrough to get you through daily challenges.

190)You can't seem to find those pieces to your lightsaber in your closet.

191)You search the internet for hours looking for new underwear for all female/male characters.

192)You think you know what the commercial is talking about when it says Visa. (It's a credit card)

[Deathic]

193. When you talk to someone you tap your finger(on a mouse figurly speaking) in hopes of skipping thier Dialog.

[DarthLinde]

194) You are baffled when it dosen't work, especially because they aren't moving or using a different animation.

[90 SK]

195) You slept with, and still sleep with, your KotOR II strategy guide, as one would sleep with a teddy bear.

[The Doctor]

196) You go to school thinking that you are Revan, and wonder why people don't cower in fear when they see you.

197) You hold your side whenever you laugh, even if it wasn't funny (a la Malak)

[Jae Onasi]

196. You routinely spend more hours of the day playing the games than sleeping and working combined.
197. You've decided to learn modding because you want to contribute something to the game.
198. You wonder if Force Sight will allow you to see after falling asleep at work/school.
199. After you get a minor injury, you are disappointed that Cure doesn't work on you.
200. You post the 200th response to this thread.

[The Doctor]

201) You wonder if Force sight will allow you to see through your girlfriend's clothes - and you're depressed when you learn that it doesn't work.

[StaffSaberist]

Been there, done that.

[RobQel-Droma]

202) You don't can't seem to find the Nar Shaddaa dancer outfit at a clothing store.

203) ^After finally making one yourself, you learn that your girlfriend isn't going to wear it.

204) You are astonished that your car doesn't get impounded, pulled over, or "shot down" wherever you go (After playing TSL).

[DarthLinde]

205)After you pick what your going to say you think you'll automatically say it in less than a second.

[PoiuyWired]

Originally Posted by RobQel-Droma

202) You don't can't seem to find the Nar Shaddaa dancer outfit at a clothing store.

206) You actually FOUND a place that sells the Nar Shaddaa dancer outfit, and is currently wearing one.

[DarthLinde]

^ Yea, Comic Convention Clothes 'R' Us, I've been there

207) You're a male wearing the above outfit.

[PoiuyWired]

^^^^^

208) ... and you are also dressing up as the Big Z while wearing it.

[Hallucination]

209) You know you have it bad when you stopped having the "who would win, Darth Vader or Capt. Kirk?" arguement, only to have the "who would win, Darth Malak or Capt. Kirk?" arguement replace it.

[The Doctor]

210) You actually join the above mentioned arguments.

[Hallucination]

211) You actually start the arguements