Sith Lords: You know you have it bad when...

[The Doctor]

212) You win the arguments.

[Hallucination]

212)You lose those arguments, study for a month, then go back to the person who won and ask for a re-match.

[Aenon Jurtis]

213) you are in an airport when the next flight to Duxan or Tatooine is
214) you get off the plane you wonder where the security forces are to detain you
215) you are in prison you wonder why your cells are square instead of round and why you have metal bars instead of shields
216) you are being shot at and wondering why none of the bullets are turning around and hitting the shooters
217) you are being shot at and you pull out your sword and look for the critical strike or power attack sign over your shooter
218) you are being shot at and you pull out your sword and wonder why you can't use the sword to deflect the bullets back at your opponent
219) you pull out your sword and wonder why it doesn't glow

[DarthLinde]

220)You go back to argue with that person, reach a tie, and start a "Who would win: George Lucas or Corey Allen" arguement.

[The Doctor]

221) You attend a Jedi Temple (they do exist, believe it or not).

[CloneTrooper501]

148) when you post things in this board instead of playing the game your talking about.....

[The Doctor]

223) You make fun of people for being on forums....... (sorry, couldn't resist)

[DarthLinde]

Whoo, think we messed the numbers up

Real number:224) You (or your brother *ahem*) downloads star wars music onto your mp3 player.

[Hallucination]

Originally Posted by CloneTrooper501

148) when you post things in this board instead of playing the game your talking about.....

225)You come onto this board to make fun of people on this board, instead of playing the game, and call people nerds, thinking that it makes you 'cool'. And you also get the number wrong.

[JediKnight707]

226.) You have tried to use the Force repeatedly to move traffic
227.) When that didn't work, you tried to pull a lightsaber out of nowhere and cut up the car

[Hallucination]

228) you tried to use force lightning on an annoying person
229) After that you got hit by lightning
230)After that you tried to get people to think you did that on purpose

[Mace MacLeod]

231) You discover that a lot of people out here (this thread nonwithstanding) could really use a sense of humor.

[PoiuyWired]

232) You have lightsaber battles even when you are playing Super Smash Brothers, and keep calling Kirby a Jedi Master, and Pikachu a Sith.

[JediKnight707]

This might be sorta inapporiate, so I put it in spoiler tags :

spoiler:

You want to make a porno movie starring Bastila and Brianna

[RobQel-Droma]

Originally Posted by Mace_Macleod

geez guys, lighten up...
231) You discover that a lot of people out here (this thread nonwithstanding) could really use a sense of humor.

I think you need to take a closer look and see who are the people that actually need to lighten up- namely the people who end up doing #233 and #234. And Jedi_Knight_707, I guess that you are guilty of what you posted?

233) You make cracks directed toward the people posting on this board when a) you really aren't doing anything different, b) you can't post anything new, and c) you are contradicting yourself as you post.

234) You come on this thread and start insulting the people who post on this thread or the things they post instead of actually trying to contribute to make it "better."

I know, they're not very original... But I felt like it needed to be said yet again to those people out there...

235) You end up taking off every females clothes just to see how the underwear looks. (Doesn't it seem like a lot of the jokes are about this?)

236) After doing so, you wonder why Mira's underwear completely covers her chest, but when she is wearing her regular clothes her chest isn't covered.

237) You also find out that Bao-Dur wears suspenders under his suspenders.

238) You keep trying to find the vitality bar on yourself to find out how injured you are.

239) When you go to school you think that all you are going to have to do is gain XP and then highlight an icon on the board to get the skills.

[StaffSaberist]

240 - You attempt to evade police by changing the ID signature (i.e. liscence plate) and trying to lure them into locking on, so your friends can attack the vessel, get you out, and blow up the squad car... (I can confidently say NOT GUILTY)

[RobQel-Droma]

I would hope not. Here's some more- I haven't posted in this thread for a while.

241) You find that its harder than it looks to convince criminals that you are working for the Mafia, and have someone under your protection.

242) You try to unsucessfully find "Underlays" and "Overlays" in the clothing department of a store.

243) You have a huge debate over which actress would best play Bastila or Brianna.

244) You wish you could be getting back on TSL right now for the millionth time...

[StaffSaberist]

Whoa, I shocked RobQel-Droma! Sweet.

245 - You buy a $50 keyboard with customizable gaming keys that can be replaced with a standard keyset in seconds without even quitting the game.

246 - You buy a $1,000 computer to play TSL.

Guilty of both, and guilty of bragging about it.

[RobQel-Droma]

247) Your one windows computer (out of several macs) doesn't really have much interest for you until KotOR and TSL came along- then it is your favorite computer.

248) You start using insults like "schutta" and "gizka" after playing the games.

[DarthLinde]

249) When someone calls you that you try to use force scream , only to find it's really embarising to scream in public. (My best friend screams all the time but he's not embarssed by it lol)

[JediKnight707]

Originally Posted by RobQel-Droma

And Jedi_Knight_707, I guess that you are guilty of what you posted?

>_>
<_<
*whistles* *ahem* Of...course...not
>_>
<_<

[Cygnus Q'ol]

...when you name your new dog 'Gizka' but don't know how to pronounce it.

[DarthLinde]

Sorry, had to continue this forum it's just to good.

251)You think that friend that screams alot is Carth whining.

[StaffSaberist]

252) You just got done spending a week getting the Dantooine issue fixed. (Extremely guilty and proud of it.)

[Ztalker]

253: You claim to have an Force Chain with your grandma

[RobQel-Droma]

What, when she whacks people with her purse you do more damage when you hit them with something?

254) You come up with Sith Lord names like Darth Secretus (SS), Darth Defecatus, etc.

BTW, did anyone notice that I accidently said "take off every females underwear"? If you did, sorry. I meant "clothes."

[Lantzen]

Plz dont let this thread die

[ChAiNz.2da]

Originally Posted by Zat

Plz dont let this thread die

255) You beg for a thread over this subject to not die (couldn't resist) hehehe...

[The Doctor]

Hey, you didn't close it

266) You're happy when a thread as pointless as this (though still entertaining) stays open after am moderator'spost.

[StaffSaberist]

277) You sincerely believe, somewhere, there is a YOURNAME crystal.

[RedHawke]

Originally Posted by StaffSaberist

277) You sincerely believe, somewhere, there is a YOURNAME crystal.

*Raises hand...* I made those!

[RobQel-Droma]

278) You and many others get this thread up to four pages.

279) You also believe that there are people out there who look exactly the same no matter what clothes or armor they wear.

[mogga]

280) You wonder why, after you bully somebody, that your face doesnt start to crack.

[The Source]

281) You start to think: What does Kreia look like under that gown? Oh baby!
282) I wonder what 'Other' things Visas could do with the Force?
283) Does Mira like to play it rough?
284) Handmaiden looks really hot with a boys haircut! 'You are the Exile...'' No baby, You are the Exile...
285) When you believe that Visa is trying to hit on you with the line, "My life is yours..." In many ways it is...
286) You play the game to the point where everything around you fades away, and in a breif moment in time you see Jesus...
287) When you play the game a hundred times over in hopes to finding more dialogue... Come on the game is over...
288) When you believe that 'The Restoration Team' is employeed by Obsidian, and they are just finishing up the game about a year after its release...
289) When you believe that getting to Goto was time well spent, and you can accept his reasons to place a bounty on you head, capture you, and join your party...

[JediKnight707]

290) you realize that after 289 of these, you can relate to 200 of them

[PoiuyWired]

Originally Posted by MacLeodCorp

281) You start to think: What does Kreia look like under that gown? Oh baby!

* I thinkone someone made a mod for it, and even a "young Kriea" mod o.o *

Originally Posted by MacLeodCorp

282) I wonder what 'Other' things Visas could do with the Force?

* OMG :3 *

Originally Posted by MacLeodCorp

283) Does Mira like to play it rough?

* Oh yes! *

Originally Posted by MacLeodCorp

285) When you believe that Visa is trying to hit on you with the line, "My life is yours..." In many ways it is...

* Obviously... *


291) You finally found the "Underlay" for your trenchcoat, in the from of your old pillow.

292) Your g/f won't make out with you cause you scream Bastila/Brianna/Visas/Atris/Mira/Mission/HK47/Kriea while in bed.

[RedHawke]

Originally Posted by PoiuyWired

292) Your g/f wont make out with you cause you scream Bastila/Brianna/Visas/Atris/Mira/Mission/HK47/Kriea while in bed.

That is just so wrong on so many levels!

[Cygnus Q'ol]

293). You find yourself getting upset because you keep entering "red-47" but your footlocker still won't open.

[Gray_Master]

294)Any time you buy a map you think it leads to another map.

295) you try and use your moms wedding ring as a crystal for your lightsaber.

296) Your grandma dosn't undersatnd why you keep bringing her a rock asking her to focus it for you.

297) you know you got it bad when you punch someone in the face than look above their head to see how much damage you did.

298) when no matter how you get hurt, you limp on your right leg and put your right arm over your gut.

299) if after you get beat up and are called a wimp you explain by saying...My con is low..I focus on wisdom!!

300!!) you know you got it bad when you think of your g/f with short white hair!!

[Jeremia Skywalk]

92) 6th time playing through- you decide to complete game blasters only
93)10th time playing through- you decide to beat game solo mode
94)14th time playing through- you decide to beat game with max level possible
95) 20th time playing through- you decide to beat game with min level possible
96)23rd time playing through- you decide to beat game solo with stealth on most time gaining even smaller lvl
97) 30th time playing through.- You decide to put all your skills together and beat the game solo mode with stealth using only blasters.

Guilty@ all i am a kotor fun, and i did all this plus many many times just for fun making stronger and stronger chars.