Sith Lords: You know you have it bad when... - Page 5

**Jae Onasi** · 01-05-2006, 12:47 AM

301 (or whatever the number should be now

) you and your spouse have a friendly fight over who's going to play TSL this weekend.
302 you wish you either had sonic nullifiers or your kids had sound-dampening stealth units (or both) to help hold the home noise down just a little because you've stayed up way too late playing the game and wanted to sleep in, but the kids are being just a little too noisy.

Gray_Master · 01-05-2006, 04:44 PM

303) Any time you go to a new town you ask the person sitting next to you to give you a briefing on the place.

304) any time you mom tries to use "spice" in her cooking you tell her to watch for guards.

Olympus · 01-05-2006, 09:33 PM

305. You wipe out on your dirtbike. As you lay sprawled on the ground with your bike skidding happily away while you mourn your bruised body and cracked ribs, you think..."force heal...load game...force heal...load game..."

StaffSaberist · 01-05-2006, 09:40 PM

Olympus · 01-05-2006, 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by StaffSaberist

Thanks

306. when things don't go your way in a conversation, you think that battering their mind with force persuade and battering their neck with choke will make them see things your way.

you are proved wrong when you are shown the restraining order.

StaffSaberist · 01-05-2006, 09:47 PM

307. You talk to construction workers fixing potholes, and you don't understand it when you joke about the "Hole in the Force".

**Jae Onasi** · 01-05-2006, 10:05 PM

307. You check the drink menu to see if there's a reasonable facsimile for juma.
308. You accidentally tell the bartender to bring you a juma.
309. And he knows what you're talking about and brings one.

PoiuyWired · 01-06-2006, 03:16 PM

310. You ever tried to Deflect shots with your plastic light saber... In a paintball game!!

**Jae Onasi** · 01-08-2006, 11:02 PM

311. You get a hair cut to match your character portrait
312. You figure out how to mod your character portrait to match your hairstyle
313. You get plastic surgery to match...no, that's just not normal.

StaffSaberist · 01-08-2006, 11:09 PM

314 - You have the urge to explain to passersby the long history of Battle Meditation and how well you can use the power in real life.

OK. That would be sad. But I talked to myself earlier today explaining to an invisible listener about the history of Battle Meditation, Bastila, and Revan. And how the Exile used it. (It was all LS) Now is that sad, or what?

RobQel-Droma · 01-09-2006, 12:26 AM

315) After playing TSL and finding credits inside of turrets, you began to fear going to the bank fearing that the bank machines will start firing at you.

Gray_Master · 01-09-2006, 11:21 AM

316) When a cop tries to give you a ticket for parking in a fire lane you try and explain that you can deal with the Red Eclipse.

317) when 316 doesn't work you try and "intimadate" the cop...which leads to yet another ticket.

318) when you own all the "Force Efx lightsabers" and wait for car to drive past your house at night and turn them on...(this is alot of fun lol)

RobQel-Droma · 01-09-2006, 04:19 PM

319) Your favorite stuffed animal is made in the image of Watto's species.

320) Your idea of a political debate is one about whether it was right for the Jedi Order to not enter the Mandalorian wars.

321) After a loud argument with somebody, you start going back through the dialogue and counting up LS and DS points that both of you made.

322) After doing that, you find that they just reached DS mastery, but strangely their face isn't gray and scarred, and their clothes haven't turned darker.

Point Man · 01-16-2006, 01:38 PM

323) You do all your reading of the forums at work so you can spend all your time at home playing the game.

vamp_from_heck · 01-16-2006, 05:07 PM

324) You turned your UNO cards into a Pazaak deck(( Look at them! They look like pazaak cards!))

StaffSaberist · 01-16-2006, 07:26 PM

Not the anniversary edition.

PoiuyWired · 01-16-2006, 08:09 PM

325) You ever wanted LA to make a Pazaak CCG.

RobQel-Droma · 01-18-2006, 10:23 PM

326) You name your character Batu Rem, just so you can laugh during the incident on Telos:

"Its Batu Rem!"
"No, I'm Batu Rem!"
"That isn't Batu Rem, it is an imposter!"
"Yeah, impersonating me!"
"Not you, he was impersonating Batu Rem!"
"Yeah, thats who I am!"

Lantzen · 01-19-2006, 10:28 AM

More fun with Revan
327) Im not Revan anymore, im Darth Revan

Cygnus Q'ol · 01-20-2006, 11:15 AM

328) After listening to the weather report,
you toss away the shirt that's only +1 vs. cold for a hoody that's +4 vs. cold.

PoiuyWired · 01-20-2006, 06:54 PM

329) You got a fetish concerning blind women now ... with DS force powers.

dede_frost · 01-20-2006, 07:21 PM

330)You list hyperspace coordinates, play pazaak in your head, count tickings in your car so you don't leave the door open for your worst teacher to read your mind.

331)You think that "Wanna hook up power cuplings?" is a good line to get girls.

StaffSaberist · 01-20-2006, 09:33 PM

^^^

Once, I finished a big test early and had nothing to do. I played pazaak in my head for twenty minutes and let me tell you, it's not easy to do it. Try remembering the totals, and God forbid I play the -3/6 card, switching threes and sixes to negative... I stuck with K1 Pazaak after 5 minutes of that.

Godrin · 01-20-2006, 09:44 PM

332. When you watch Anakin fighting and tell yourself that Revan would own him.

333. You watch the Matrix and wonder why Neo didn't summon himself up a lightsaber.

334. You hope beyond everything else, the next movie will be set in the KotoR era.

**RedHawke** · 01-20-2006, 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by PoiuyWired

329) You got a fetish concerning blue twilek women now ... with force powers.

Fixed!

dede_frost · 01-21-2006, 01:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Godrin

334. You hope beyond everything else, the next movie will be set in the KotoR era.

Guilty, very guilty

335) You hope you have a high enough stealth skill to evade your teachers...

Cygnus Q'ol · 01-24-2006, 10:07 AM

336) You've spent a half hour searching the radio stations for that song you heard in the Onderon cantina.

**Jae Onasi** · 01-24-2006, 10:36 AM

337. You load the game on a laptop so you can play anywhere.
338. You get an adapter to plug the laptop into the cigarette lighter in your car so you can play the game on longer trips (yes, someone else is driving!!

).
339. You burn out the adapter from overuse.

PoiuyWired · 01-24-2006, 04:27 PM

340) Whenever you hear the word "mission" you start looking around for a hot twi'lek girl. (done that when I was playing kotor day n night)

JediKnight707 · 01-24-2006, 09:40 PM

341) You realize that after 5 pages of this stuff, you didn't laugh at much of it becuase you can relate to most of them
342) When you get to a new area you try to look for a place to download the area map and transit to another place
343) you try to get home after work/school by pressing your menu button on your backpack and using automatic trransport to Ebon Hawk
344) After that doesn't work you tell yourself its 'cause your in an area that doesn't allow that

dede_frost · 01-27-2006, 10:11 PM

345) When you hear your computer beep at start-up, you say: "Whoa, slow down, I didn't catch that first part."
346) When you computer dosen't respond to you, you think your influence with it isn't high enough, so you say: "You better start respecting me, or else I'll scrap you for spare parts!"

StaffSaberist · 01-27-2006, 10:39 PM

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340) Whenever you hear the word "mission" you start looking around for a hot twi'lek girl. (done that when I was playing kotor day n night)

Pedophile.

helljumper51 · 01-28-2006, 04:25 PM

347-u ask a girl/boy if you can be thier jedi knihgt(happened to my friend jessie kuffa)
348-when you and a group of people come up with 347 things that tells u if ur a star wars geek

StaffSaberist · 01-28-2006, 09:18 PM

349 - You attempt to gain influence with your teachers by beating up the annoying kid in his/her class.

350 - You wear lingerie to a ticket hearing because you hope it improves your persuade (please, dear God, only let female players do that.)

Point Man · 02-02-2006, 05:15 PM

351) You have to get a second copy of the game, so two can play simultaneously.
352) You go to pick up your daughter from preschool and she shows you how she built Obi Wan's ship out of Lego blocks.

Cygnus Q'ol · 02-16-2006, 09:50 AM

353) The beeping and squeeking of household appliances actually seem to make sense to you.

354) You actually start talking back to the microwave.

PoiuyWired · 02-16-2006, 02:44 PM

355) You think that humming rod from that Adult Toy Store is actually a sith lightsaber hilt.

356) You have actual discussion on the topic of Destroyed Nihilus Fleet and possably planetary Genocide on Taris, not unlike the Dead Death Star vs. Endor Moon talk. (done that, interesting talk. Taris should never be hospitable again)

Buzz1978 · 02-17-2006, 07:38 AM

357) While taking a shower you ask yourself why there's no bathroom on the Ebon Hawk.

358) While thinking of 357) the following dialogue pops into your mind:

Mission: Carth, can we take a break soon? I really need to go to the toilet. And this geezer should definitely take a shower, he's smelling like the wrong end of a Wookie.
Jolee: Hey, you brat, I heard that!
Zaalbar: {yowl growl yowl}
Carth: We're just out of the traffic jam and I want to reach Manaan before rush hour.
Bastila: Well, I wanted to buy the toilet from that Rodian...
Carth: You can't be serious! How can we even know what a "Baragwin Assault Toilet" is supposed to do? Even the Trandoshans were afraid to use it!

359) While listening to one of Kreia's lectures you ask yourself, if it would be good or bad, if her lectures started more like "Let me tell you a little story. I was a young and beautiful padawan on Dantooine with long blonde hair and every boy in the area wanted to invite me on a cup of juma juice..."

360) While trying to sleep at night, you ask yourself if female Jedi wear a sports bra or if the force...

Ztalker · 02-17-2006, 09:11 AM

358: Requesting a real-life 'Choke Anyone' mod at Hallowan

StaffSaberist · 02-17-2006, 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buzz1978

357) While taking a shower you ask yourself why there's no bathroom on the Ebon Hawk.

358) While thinking of 357) the following dialogue pops into your mind:

Mission: Carth, can we take a break soon? I really need to go to the toilet. And this geezer should definitely take a shower, he's smelling like the wrong end of a Wookie.
Jolee: Hey, you brat, I heard that!
Zaalbar: {yowl growl yowl}
Carth: We're just out of the traffic jam and I want to reach Manaan before rush hour.
Bastila: Well, I wanted to buy the toilet from that Rodian...
Carth: You can't be serious! How can we even know what a "Baragwin Assault Toilet" is supposed to do? Even the Trandoshans were afraid to use it!

359) While listening to one of Kreia's lectures you ask yourself, if it would be good or bad, if her lectures started more like "Let me tell you a little story. I was a young and beautiful padawan on Dantooine with long blonde hair and every boy in the area wanted to invite me on a cup of juma juice..."

360) While trying to sleep at night, you ask yourself if female Jedi wear a sports bra or if the force...

Where the heck do you come up with this?