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Old 03-19-2006, 11:27 AM   #281
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487) You apply 486 to your arm and try to get prosthetics that split like Grievous
488) You take 487 but instead try to create an arm like Bao-Dur's, so you can punch open (non-existent) force-field doors, with your metal arm being held together by uber-powerful (non-existent) flexible electro-magnetic energy.


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Old 03-20-2006, 05:09 PM   #282
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489) ... you get caught selling water from your goldfish bowl as Kolto treatment.
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Old 03-21-2006, 06:42 PM   #283
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492) .. you start a new crime syndicate, namely the exchange. And yes, you have G0t0's body type.
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Old 03-21-2006, 10:14 PM   #286
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Old 03-22-2006, 03:40 PM   #287
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Old 03-22-2006, 06:34 PM   #288
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497. When you spend all of class one day trying to teach yourself how to Force Push your teacher against the wall


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Old 03-23-2006, 07:13 PM   #290
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498) You take apart the flashlight and try to build a lightsaber

499) You think your favorite KOTOR characters are actually talking to you when you play the games

500) You wonder how in space we managed to get a list of 500

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Old 03-23-2006, 11:59 PM   #291
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501) You try to force-persuade you teacher: "~~You don't want us to read Anne Frank. You want us to go to the computer lab and play KOTOR~~"

502) You take that and actually play KOTOR during a work period in the computer lab... and when your teacher asks why you're playing, you say you only played 3h this morning, and if you didn't play at school, you wouldn't even complete a playtrough that day!!!! BUAAHHHHH.

*cough* NOT guilty .... yet....*cough*
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Old 03-24-2006, 12:11 AM   #292
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503) While reading 501 and 502, you think to yourself, "I wouldn't dream of playing KOTOR on those crappy Pentium IIs that can barely load windows. Heck, even if it met the system requirements, the gameplay would suck... and those PCs have nothing on the $1200 super-computer I assembled just to play KOTOR better... *obviously, guilty*



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Old 03-24-2006, 05:16 AM   #293
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504) You are not deeply disturbed by 494


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505) You take 494 and you think that person has it worse than you

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Old 03-27-2006, 05:55 AM   #295
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506) You have posted in this thread more than twice... and refrence the numbers of others lines in yours.



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Old 03-27-2006, 07:42 AM   #296
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508) Instead of using modern day "swear words," you call someone who is stupid a "Stupid piece of Bantha Poo-doo!" <---- Yes, I know, really lame. lol


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Old 03-28-2006, 12:10 AM   #297
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509) Someone already knows they're lame and I don't get to tell them.



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Old 03-28-2006, 01:10 AM   #298
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510) You take 506 and admit that you've done it freely

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Old 03-28-2006, 01:55 AM   #299
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Old 03-29-2006, 06:54 PM   #300
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511) You know you got it bad when you start acting like Kreia with the whole betrayal lesson

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Old 03-29-2006, 08:58 PM   #301
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512) You know you have it bad when you try to get a class based on Kreia's betrayal lesson- and it works.
513) You ace that class, but no one trusts you any more.


Let's kill ourselves.

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Old 03-29-2006, 09:04 PM   #302
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Perhaps I am dense, but I'm not sure which lesson you're referring to. Can you please tell me?



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Old 03-29-2006, 09:28 PM   #303
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The one where Kreia tells you that you need to be ready to abandon your friends, and that everyone is disposable. And then she has a speech kind of like that one when Visas joins, about how 'you must be ready to sacrifice the blinded one'.


Let's kill ourselves.

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Old 04-02-2006, 03:19 AM   #304
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514) You trust no one and slaughter the first 'refugee' asking for credits

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514) When I forgot to pay my bills and got killed by a dark jedi ordered by the Exchange.



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Old 04-03-2006, 02:05 AM   #306
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515) You think 514 is real and then realize it a fluke two days later

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517) You go to a erotic club, walk straight to the owner, and say: 'I'm here on behalf of Harra!'
518) While sitting next to your driving instructor:
'Where do i punch in the hyperspace coördinates?

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519) You wonder where the navi computer is on your car (no GPS installed)
520) You try to lauch rockets from your wristwatch

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522) While scrolling through your (BORING) philosophy texts, your eye happens to catch "Nihilism" and you are THRILLED!!! (in fact, philosophy has taken on all new coolness because of it, and you find yourself relating anything that any Old Dead Guy wrote in the text to what a Jedi Master might have said)

523) Even though you despise playing the game on DS, you proceed to write a three page essay as to why Nihilism is the meaning of life for you - and you hand it in to your philosophy teacher.



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525) You wonder why there aren't any epic sounds on the background if you do a deed of mercy
526)You still reply to this thread although Kotor 2 isn't installed on your computer

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Well, you can do that... if you are a hot chick ^.^ DEFINITELY not offended, but encouraged.

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524) You ask you sister to spar with you for more influence
528) ... and you make her do it half naked, in undies only. o.O ... and you extend this to your female boss.
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530) Your boss thinks you nuts for trying to wield a lightsaber

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1. You have already won the game 8 times and you start using female
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some. Yes, you've been caught, and yes we are laughing at you right now!
Yes, right, and what about our female KotOR II players? They should be laughed at for playing as females?


531) You keep rocking back and forth holding a lightsabre.
532) You start hacking random doors with knifes to open them.
533) You try to persuade your boss to give you a higher salary. When you fail, you repeat the line over and over till you get a [success].
534) You make SW-universe related similes to impress friends.
535) You talk to random strangers, hoping they'd disclose random info to you.
536) You look for floating numbers around you after every real-life fight.
537) You claim to understand every word Kreia has said.
538) You blame your stuttering on "vocabulator problems".
539) You smash your torch on a door.]
540) You jump into other people's fights and hit random people. Later you keep asking everyone if your eyes are yellow yet.
541) You spend minutes deciding how you should respond to "What'll you have at McDonalds?".
542) You blame any similarity between you and a friend to be "Influence Rise".
543) You wear blue-painted tin cans and shout "For the Mandalorians".
544) You chuckle at Atton's jokes.
545) You think "Wookies of the Wroshyr Trees of Kashyyyk" is easier to pronounce than "Revan".


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456) You think Wookie speak is easier to speak than Basic anyway

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547) You try to do your oral exam in Wookie language ^^ (though about it, already stand an 8 at Dutch )
548) You walk to a girl asking if you can 'load up het cargo ramp.'
549) You walk to a girl asking if you can 'pull her Bindo'
550) You walk through school wearing sunglasses, claiming they are 'Regal Visors' (Mate tried it )
551) Teacher: 'Ztalker, who are you talking too? There's no-one sitting next to you?'
Ztalker: 'My friend, Harry!'
Teacher: 'So he's invisible huh?'
Ztalker: 'Duh....he has his stealth generator equiped!'
552) A mate challenges you to a match of Texas Hold 'm, and you reply with: 'Republic Senate rules?'
553) In the bowling alley, you pick up a ball and say: 'Sensor balls? Here!?'

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515) You think 514 is real and then realize it a fluke two days later
546) It was only one day before in my time and it is a fluke because there are two 514's



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