Sith Lords: You know you have it bad when... - Page 8

The Distorted · 03-19-2006, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by JediMaster12

487) You apply 486 to your arm and try to get prosthetics that split like Grievous

488) You take 487 but instead try to create an arm like Bao-Dur's, so you can punch open (non-existent) force-field doors, with your metal arm being held together by uber-powerful (non-existent) flexible electro-magnetic energy.

PoiuyWired · 03-20-2006, 05:09 PM

489) ... you get caught selling water from your goldfish bowl as Kolto treatment.

**JediMaster12** · 03-21-2006, 06:42 PM

490) You think seaweed is from the Hrakert Rift and try to sell it as kolto

Alkonium · 03-21-2006, 06:44 PM

491) You wonder why people get mad at you for killing people

PoiuyWired · 03-21-2006, 06:48 PM

492) .. you start a new crime syndicate, namely the exchange. And yes, you have G0t0's body type.

**JediMaster12** · 03-21-2006, 10:14 PM

493) You make G0-T0 yourself to run the Exchange

PoiuyWired · 03-22-2006, 03:40 PM

494) You made erotic fanfics about G0-T0 and remote.

**JediMaster12** · 03-22-2006, 06:34 PM

495) You think your cat is a boma and the dog a zekkeg

ScieX · 03-23-2006, 06:49 PM

496. When you go to the dry cleaners and ask if your Jedi Robes are done
497. When you spend all of class one day trying to teach yourself how to Force Push your teacher against the wall

**JediMaster12** · 03-23-2006, 07:13 PM

498) You take apart the flashlight and try to build a lightsaber

499) You think your favorite KOTOR characters are actually talking to you when you play the games

500) You wonder how in space we managed to get a list of 500

dede_frost · 03-23-2006, 11:59 PM

501) You try to force-persuade you teacher: "~~You don't want us to read Anne Frank. You want us to go to the computer lab and play KOTOR~~"

502) You take that and actually play KOTOR during a work period in the computer lab... and when your teacher asks why you're playing, you say you only played 3h this morning, and if you didn't play at school, you wouldn't even complete a playtrough that day!!!! BUAAHHHHH.

*cough* NOT guilty .... yet....*cough*

StaffSaberist · 03-24-2006, 12:11 AM

503) While reading 501 and 502, you think to yourself, "I wouldn't dream of playing KOTOR on those crappy Pentium IIs that can barely load windows. Heck, even if it met the system requirements, the gameplay would suck... and those PCs have nothing on the $1200 super-computer I assembled just to play KOTOR better... *obviously, guilty*

PazaakPrincess · 03-24-2006, 05:16 AM

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Originally Posted by PoiuyWired

494) You made erotic fanfics about G0-T0 and remote.

504) You are not deeply disturbed by 494

**JediMaster12** · 03-27-2006, 03:56 AM

505) You take 494 and you think that person has it worse than you

**RedHawke** · 03-27-2006, 05:55 AM

506) You have posted in this thread more than twice... and refrence the numbers of others lines in yours.

Reclaimer · 03-27-2006, 07:42 AM

507) You think Insurgents are really Tusken Raiders under that cloth.

508) Instead of using modern day "swear words," you call someone who is stupid a "Stupid piece of Bantha Poo-doo!" <---- Yes, I know, really lame. lol

†Saint_Killa† · 03-28-2006, 12:10 AM

^^^^^^
509) Someone already knows they're lame and I don't get to tell them.

**JediMaster12** · 03-28-2006, 01:10 AM

510) You take 506 and admit that you've done it freely

StaffSaberist · 03-28-2006, 01:55 AM

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506) You have posted in this thread more than twice... and refrence the numbers of others lines in yours.

Low blow!

j/k

Edited to save some space! @

-RH

**JediMaster12** · 03-29-2006, 06:54 PM

511) You know you got it bad when you start acting like Kreia with the whole betrayal lesson

Hallucination · 03-29-2006, 08:58 PM

512) You know you have it bad when you try to get a class based on Kreia's betrayal lesson- and it works.
513) You ace that class, but no one trusts you any more.

StaffSaberist · 03-29-2006, 09:04 PM

Perhaps I am dense, but I'm not sure which lesson you're referring to. Can you please tell me?

Hallucination · 03-29-2006, 09:28 PM

The one where Kreia tells you that you need to be ready to abandon your friends, and that everyone is disposable. And then she has a speech kind of like that one when Visas joins, about how 'you must be ready to sacrifice the blinded one'.

**JediMaster12** · 04-02-2006, 03:19 AM

514) You trust no one and slaughter the first 'refugee' asking for credits

†Saint_Killa† · 04-03-2006, 01:47 AM

514) When I forgot to pay my bills and got killed by a dark jedi ordered by the Exchange.

**JediMaster12** · 04-03-2006, 02:05 AM

515) You think 514 is real and then realize it a fluke two days later

Ztalker · 04-03-2006, 07:24 AM

516) You send an e-mail to Lucasarts to obtain the Peragas orbital drift charts.
517) You go to a erotic club, walk straight to the owner, and say: 'I'm here on behalf of Harra!'
518) While sitting next to your driving instructor:
'Where do i punch in the hyperspace coördinates?

**JediMaster12** · 04-03-2006, 04:17 PM

519) You wonder where the navi computer is on your car (no GPS installed)
520) You try to lauch rockets from your wristwatch

**Jae Onasi** · 04-04-2006, 04:21 PM

521. Your 8-year-old picks a screen name because his parents are playing way too much.

Caballo · 04-05-2006, 08:22 AM

Hola!

522) While scrolling through your (BORING) philosophy texts, your eye happens to catch "Nihilism" and you are THRILLED!!! (in fact, philosophy has taken on all new coolness because of it, and you find yourself relating anything that any Old Dead Guy wrote in the text to what a Jedi Master might have said)

523) Even though you despise playing the game on DS, you proceed to write a three page essay as to why Nihilism is the meaning of life for you - and you hand it in to your philosophy teacher.

Haha....I have done my part to keep this alive now!
-Caballo

Ztalker · 04-05-2006, 08:36 AM

524) You ask you sister to spar with you for more influence
525) You wonder why there aren't any epic sounds on the background if you do a deed of mercy
526)You still reply to this thread although Kotor 2 isn't installed on your computer

StaffSaberist · 04-05-2006, 09:25 AM

527 - You think -- honestly -- that you can run around with no clothes on, and the few people who actually notice won't be offended in the least. (Thank God: Not Guilty)

PoiuyWired · 04-05-2006, 06:54 PM

Well, you can do that... if you are a hot chick ^.^ DEFINITELY not offended, but encouraged.

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Originally Posted by Ztalker

524) You ask you sister to spar with you for more influence

528) ... and you make her do it half naked, in undies only. o.O ... and you extend this to your female boss.

StaffSaberist · 04-05-2006, 08:02 PM

583 - Your female boss agrees.

**JediMaster12** · 04-06-2006, 01:13 AM

530) Your boss thinks you nuts for trying to wield a lightsaber

Sabretooth · 04-06-2006, 01:59 AM

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Originally Posted by OkiWan

1. You have already won the game 8 times and you start using female
characters instead of Males as your player, just to change the game
some. Yes, you've been caught, and yes we are laughing at you right now!

Yes, right, and what about our female KotOR II players? They should be laughed at for playing as females?

531) You keep rocking back and forth holding a lightsabre.
532) You start hacking random doors with knifes to open them.
533) You try to persuade your boss to give you a higher salary. When you fail, you repeat the line over and over till you get a [success].
534) You make SW-universe related similes to impress friends.
535) You talk to random strangers, hoping they'd disclose random info to you.
536) You look for floating numbers around you after every real-life fight.
537) You claim to understand every word Kreia has said.
538) You blame your stuttering on "vocabulator problems".
539) You smash your torch on a door.]
540) You jump into other people's fights and hit random people. Later you keep asking everyone if your eyes are yellow yet.
541) You spend minutes deciding how you should respond to "What'll you have at McDonalds?".
542) You blame any similarity between you and a friend to be "Influence Rise".
543) You wear blue-painted tin cans and shout "For the Mandalorians".
544) You chuckle at Atton's jokes.
545) You think "Wookies of the Wroshyr Trees of Kashyyyk" is easier to pronounce than "Revan".

**JediMaster12** · 04-06-2006, 02:22 AM

456) You think Wookie speak is easier to speak than Basic anyway

Ztalker · 04-06-2006, 07:15 AM

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456) You think Wookie speak is easier to speak than Basic anyway

547) You try to do your oral exam in Wookie language ^^ (though about it, already stand an 8 at Dutch

)
548) You walk to a girl asking if you can 'load up het cargo ramp.'
549) You walk to a girl asking if you can 'pull her Bindo'
550) You walk through school wearing sunglasses, claiming they are 'Regal Visors' (Mate tried it

)
551) Teacher: 'Ztalker, who are you talking too? There's no-one sitting next to you?'
Ztalker: 'My friend, Harry!'
Teacher: 'So he's invisible huh?'
Ztalker: 'Duh....he has his stealth generator equiped!'
552) A mate challenges you to a match of Texas Hold 'm, and you reply with: 'Republic Senate rules?'
553) In the bowling alley, you pick up a ball and say: 'Sensor balls? Here!?'

PS: Sheesh...something is wrong here

the numbers aren't correct

†Saint_Killa† · 04-06-2006, 07:17 AM

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Originally Posted by JediMaster12

515) You think 514 is real and then realize it a fluke two days later

546) It was only one day before in my time and it is a fluke because there are two 514's

StaffSaberist · 04-06-2006, 07:15 PM

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You claim to understand every word Kreia has said.

547 - You actually do understand everything she says and her hidden meanings, because you've played triple-digit times (guilty)