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Old 04-06-2006, 07:35 PM   #321
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Old 04-06-2006, 10:51 PM   #323
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OK... I knew someone was going to say this sometime... that would truly be characteristic of the UBER-DORK!

Of course, you never said you were guilty...

556 - You play a game with the opposite sex, name him/her after someone you're attracted to, and play in his/her undies, even the tough fights. (GUILTY)



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Old 04-07-2006, 09:28 AM   #324
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548) You walk to a girl asking if you can 'load up het cargo ramp.'
549) You walk to a girl asking if you can 'pull her Bindo'
557--You use a lightsaber on any guy asking you either of these two questions.


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Old 04-07-2006, 04:41 PM   #326
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OK... I knew someone was going to say this sometime... that would truly be characteristic of the UBER-DORK!

Of course, you never said you were guilty...
No, I never did that, although I once photoshopped my head onto the body of the Print Ad's version of the LSM Exile.

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Old 04-07-2006, 07:35 PM   #327
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559) You spell "H4x0r" as "51!z0r" instead
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Old 04-07-2006, 08:31 PM   #328
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Old 04-08-2006, 05:20 PM   #329
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H4x0r in the galaxy far far away is called "slicers"
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Old 04-08-2006, 09:12 PM   #330
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*slaps self* D'oh!



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Old 04-08-2006, 11:34 PM   #331
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560) You stay up literally all night to finish TSL even though you have work in the morning at 7:45 am.

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Old 04-09-2006, 02:23 AM   #332
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561) You stay up all night reading this thread, trying to find out why ppl think normal things such as the above are so funny...
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Old 04-09-2006, 01:49 PM   #333
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562) ... you actually made a "You are Revan" joke at a bar, and someone understands it!!!
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Old 04-16-2006, 02:36 AM   #334
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Easter Bunny to sith..
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Old 04-17-2006, 01:30 AM   #335
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563) when I forgot what I was going to type!!



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Old 04-17-2006, 02:21 AM   #336
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564) You remember what you wanted to type but are too busy playing TSL to go type it

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Old 04-17-2006, 05:16 PM   #337
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(565) You try the fist fighting moves from the game in real life and get your ass kicked!!!

(I have done it but I actually kicked there ass!!!! LOL!@!@!@!)

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Old 04-17-2006, 05:25 PM   #338
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566) You try 548 or 549 on a girl, she does 557, and you also pull out a lightsaber.

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Old 04-17-2006, 06:15 PM   #339
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I think 548 got skipped. Wanna elaborate?



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Old 04-17-2006, 08:04 PM   #340
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(567) No elaborating, who gives a shizaslide

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Old 04-17-2006, 09:20 PM   #341
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568. You legally change your name to revan
569. You read the 568 above points
570. You rename you microwave T3, and press buttons to hear it beap. You then cook some computer chips hoping for a programing spike.
571. You repleace the batteries in your remote because it isn't floting around.
572. You get angry when your fridge, now known as hk-47, doen't define the context of each sentence before it speaks (yes, the fridge is speaking. your that far gone).
573. You attempt to destroy the local factory to prevent the evil of the star forge.
574. You stop speaking, and write what your going to say on key cards several times and choose the best one.
575. You've finished playing both kotor games for the 10th time and attempt to program kotor III and when that doesn't work you hold your breath till obsidian makes it.
576. You start to hate that imposter, mark hamil because your the only jedi left in the universe.
577. You're glad that the allies beat the sith in WWII and Darth Hitler and his apprentice, Darth Mussolini
578. You stop voting because democracr will lead to the galacitc empire in 4000 years
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Old 04-18-2006, 06:40 AM   #342
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564) You remember what you wanted to type but are too busy playing TSL to go type it
579)When you are right!!!



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Old 04-18-2006, 02:41 PM   #343
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580) You call your cats malraas and try to chop their heads off with a lightsaber that is really a toy.

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Old 04-18-2006, 10:34 PM   #344
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(581) You see a foriegner or person from another country that doesnt speak english
and say "Damn off-worlders"

(582) A girl pisses you off and you attempt to call her the B Word but instead you call her a schutta

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Old 04-18-2006, 10:48 PM   #345
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589: If you're a guy: You create an exact replica of the Dancer's Outfit, and try to convince your girlfriend to wear it.
590: If you're a girl: You create an exact replica of the Dancer's Outfit, and wear it at the most inappropriate times.
591: You wonder why there are no aliens on Earth

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Old 04-18-2006, 10:52 PM   #346
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575. You've finished playing both kotor games for the 10th time and attempt to program kotor III and when that doesn't work you hold your breath till obsidian makes it.
I have 2 things to say about that....

10th!!?!?!?!?! Thats child's play, talk to me when you start with daily palythroughs :P :P

Also... when will I ever be able to breath again!!!??!?!?!
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Old 04-18-2006, 11:42 PM   #347
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592. While driving, you stop taking left or right turns becuase your in a swoop race.
593. On those long trips on the ebon hawk, you decide to play a computer game called Earth: where you eat, sleep, go to work and do other mundane stuff.
594. You start counting the years in BBY. Tomorrow will be 20/4/~4000BBY

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I have 2 things to say about that....

10th!!?!?!?!?! Thats child's play, talk to me when you start with daily palythroughs :P :P

Also... when will I ever be able to breath again!!!??!?!?!
Till the games is made or if you get an advanced degree in programming. which ever comes first
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Old 04-19-2006, 02:08 AM   #348
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595) when I ask god for help for finishing KotOR without medpacs.



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Old 04-19-2006, 05:15 PM   #349
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590: If you're a girl: You create an exact replica of the Dancer's Outfit, and wear it at the most inappropriate times.
A hot girl can wear the Dancer's Outfit anytime, and I won't complain about it. (... unless its at a Bliss maybe)

596) ... When someone quotes a line by number on this thread and you instantly know what they are w/o looking back.
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Old 04-22-2006, 09:23 AM   #350
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Old 04-23-2006, 05:39 AM   #351
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598) You get into a sparing match with a girl and when it is over you ask her to get dressed. Then you proceed to sell the clothes and return to ask her to get dressed again and are confussed when she doesn't have the exact same outfit to put on again.

599) You think of the weirdest possible love triangles.

Bastila: Oh I love you Mota. Come here you loveable pile of slime.
Revan: What's going on Bastila? Oh. I though I was the only person who had a thing for the Hutts mind if I join in?
Bastila: Not at all my love but I do have one request.
Revan: Oh. I what request is that?
Bastila: That you leave the mask on.
*out of nowhere erotic music cuts in*

I am sure you can visualize what happens after that.

600) You try to act out said love triangles in real life.

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Old 04-23-2006, 11:47 PM   #352
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Old 04-24-2006, 04:26 PM   #353
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Old 04-25-2006, 08:20 AM   #355
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604)You think "outside" is a new Sith superweapon.
605)If you're a guy: You're too busy playing Kotor II to shave, and now you have a 2 metre long beard.

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Old 04-25-2006, 06:13 PM   #357
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^^^^

Guilty... I was in the theatre and I saw the preview, and the word "KotOR" flashed through my head. I also thought about how much fun it would be to be a Consular and Push him on his @$$.



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607) You wonder why we don't have datapad journals to write with instead of paper and pen.

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609) You bought a PDA and call it your 'datapad journal'.


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That's really not necessary. We have PDA's.

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