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Old 11-29-2005, 08:40 PM   #1
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Off-Topic and On-Topic Fan Stories (Not RPG)

Post a short story you wrote here! It's the fun way to show off your work to others, in exchange for feedback. I'll start with a fable I wrote for my LA class:

The Appealing Kitten

By CaptainSkye

There once was an adorable kitten that always went swanking along the garden path in the afternoon. She was very attractive, with a pretty gold bow in her hair. All the ducks and rabbits rushed to the side of the road to greet the kitten, because she was so delightful and cuddly. They all wanted to be her friend as such. The kitten only gave them mews of contempt.

One glorious Sunday afternoon, the kitten was plodding along as usual. The sunlight shone so brightly, and reflected off her glossy coat. As usual, all the ducks and rabbits came running when they heard her a-mewing up the path. “Quank quank!” The geese called. “Mmph mmph” the rabbits grunted, since rabbits had no particularly distinguished noise they could make. The kitten did not even purr. As she rounded a bend, a platypus came up to her. She ignored it, turning up her nose as usual. The platypus stung her with its rear stingers because she had traveled too near to its nest. The end.

Moral: Don’t take respect and infatuation for granted.

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Old 11-29-2005, 08:41 PM   #2
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Old 11-29-2005, 08:43 PM   #3
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Awww, that story was worthy of many publications.


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swanking along the garden path...

I find that this is my favorite part. Your use of descriptive, unique words makes the story a wonderfully colorful tale of action, romance, and adventure that will last through ages!


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Old 11-29-2005, 09:10 PM   #6
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Old 11-29-2005, 09:17 PM   #7
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wow, did PS just sound smart?
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Old 11-29-2005, 09:19 PM   #8
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wow, did PS just sound smart?
You see, the word 'Seminole' comes from the Spanish word 'Cimarrone', a name given to a group of Native Americans.

Cimarrone means 'free people'.

Yeah, I can sound smart. ;b


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Old 11-29-2005, 09:19 PM   #9
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hehehe, your new avatar is amusing. but still, congrats
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Old 11-29-2005, 09:38 PM   #10
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Old 11-29-2005, 09:53 PM   #11
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Old 11-29-2005, 09:58 PM   #12
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Old 11-29-2005, 10:07 PM   #13
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This joke comprises between two or more people, because telling jokes to yourself out loud is disturbing. Afeter every part, the people should say "I don't know, why?" or nothing at all. If something else is said, just ignore it. Some people may come up with renditions of this joke.This joke also goes in parts.

Questions come after the ~ Answers (also told by you) are after -

~Why'd the first panda fall out of the tree?

-Because it thought it could fly.

~Why'd the second panda fall out of the tree?

-Because it was stapled to the first panda.

~ Why'd the third panda fall out of the tree?

-Because it thought it was a game.

~Why'd the fridge fall out of the tree?

-Because it thought it was a panda.

~ Why'd the kid fall off his bike?

- Because three pandas and a fridge fell on him.

This last part has two endings.

~Why'd the girl fall off the swing?

1. -She had no arms.

2. -She saw three pandas and a fridge fall on some guy on a bike.

Tell last part according to audience.


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Old 12-11-2005, 04:50 PM   #15
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okay people is this the off topic thread?


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No, the 'nevermind, don't post here, go away' thread is the off-topic thread. :')


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Old 12-11-2005, 06:01 PM   #18
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I don't have any thing to say. Except...I's Chevy Chase and you're not.
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Old 12-11-2005, 06:09 PM   #19
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I'm not Chevy Chase?

Well, I've got nothing to live for now.


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Old 12-11-2005, 06:27 PM   #20
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Your PURPLE SQUID! Christopher Walken said you rock, that's cool.
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omg, he did say that


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Old 12-11-2005, 10:28 PM   #30
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I WRITE LAME FANFICTION FOR OTHER SHOWS

***

"Jeremie," the voice over the phone asked, "I had a funny feeling in my stomach - so I thought I was hungry. So I kept eating. But I didn't get any less hungry. So I ate more. But now I feel even more hungry."

"Aelita? It's four AM."

"I know. And I have this funny feeling in my throat too-"

"Aelita, waking up way too early? Throat feeling? Stomach aches? I'd think you're sick enough to miss school."

"What do you do when you miss school?"

"Get lots of rest. Call the office number and tell them you're sick."

"Alright." She hung up, calling the office number for absence, and went to bed again. Jeremie, meanwhile, was dialing the nurse to fake strep - he figured it was only his duty to keep to Aelita's needs and whims.

He opened the door silently, to see a dark room, blinds drawn, closet closed, desk full of neat notes. He saw Aelita sleeping so silently and sweetly. "How beautiful, how majestic." He ran his fingers through her hair, silently and stealthily.

"You look so peaceful when you're asleep," He climbed up onto her bed, facing the other direction from her, and holding her hand. "It's like you have all the time in the world. I wish I could fall asleep so easily," he said, looking at her tranquil, serene face. He stole a kiss gently from her lips.

He left the room, feeling much more calm, and yet ecstatic, than he ever had, until he was interrupted by a dull, sick voice, and the opening of two heavy eyes, whispering simply, "Jeremie, next time make sure I'm asleep."

Turning red, he fell to the ground.


***

AAARGH IT'S SO MUSHY IT IS DRIPPING

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Yeah, It sounds confusing.
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Old 12-12-2005, 06:05 AM   #34
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Oh! Cheez wrote for Code Lyoko!

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Old 12-12-2005, 08:00 AM   #35
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THEY PRESSURED ME INTO MAKING ANOTHER CHAPTER

THE TENSION IS MAKING ME VOMIT

***

"Jeremie, wait," Aelita said, coughing into her hands. "I don't want to be alone. It's kind of weird."
"But...isn't it... weirder with me? I mean, I was just in your room while you were asleep and- It's just I..."

"No, it's not strange at all." Aelita smiled with this remark, climbing out of her covers, grabbing Jeremie by one shoulder.

"Aelita, I-I..."

"You're so cute when you're nervous, Jeremie. I like making you blush."

"..." Jeremie turned red once more. "B-I, I mean, but, I..."

"If you're not going to say anything, don't try." Aelita kissed him gently on the cheek. Jeremie turned around to face her, embarassed still.

"I feel like... It's odd. I can't understand this feeling."

"Then ignore it," Aelita said. "That's what I do."

Jeremie smiled, sitting on her bed, looking up. "I guess you're right." He grabbed her hand as she sat down next to him. "I've been such a weirdo all this time - I guess I understand human interaction less than you do."

"No, I don't understand it at all. But everyone else acts like this."

"How would you know?"

"I've read books and stories."

"That makes sense," said Jeremie.

He leaned closer to her, resting his head on her shoulders. They turned, kissing eachother and rolling on to the bed. As they embraced eachother, Jim opened the door.

"Just checking up on - -"

Jim shuffled backwards out the door.

"Uhh...carry on?" He muttered, backing away.

Maybe it was the sympathy card, but as he walked away, he decided it would be best if nobody knew about that.

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Ummm, wowies. I should write a story abou that magical circle from 1st grade where we got brownies and then we all had whimiscal thoughts. I thought about atom bombs, ahh good times.
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Nice job Cheez.

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WELL THEN YOU WOULD LIKE ANOTHER? LESS EFFORT MORE WORDS HOHOHO


***

Odd's Mistletoe

"So, are you going to the Christmas ball with Yumi, Ulrich?"

"Hey, Odd - why do you insist on calling it the Christmas ball? It's the holiday ball. Not everybody

celebrates Christmas here - we have a cultural variety."

"So you chickened out?"

"...Well, I'm going. And she's going. But I don't think we're going, you know...together."

"That's more embarassing than me going alone. Oh well. I'm going to cause some mischief anyway. I hear

Aelita's taking Jeremie to the dance - you know, she asked him, and he said-"

"Yeah Odd, I know," grumbled Ulrich.

"I'll be in the gym. You know, the gym, where the dance is going to be. For people who are going to the dance,

probably with their dates -"

"Odd!" Ulrich yelled. "It wasn't funny the first time you said it! It's not funny now, either?"

"Well, dress yourself up real nice, even though you won't even dance. Dork."

"Pffah."

Odd walked out through the snow. It was kind of freezing - but did it matter? With his prank, things would

heat up. Fast. He reached in his pocket - it was still moist and living. Great. He entered the room.

William waited at the door. "Hey, Odd, wait." He grabbed Odd by the shoulder. "Do you think Yumi would

want to dance with me?"

"No, I think she'd rather pour acid in her eyes. But there are plenty of other girls that already like someout

there. Like Sissi."

"Come on, Odd, be honest."

"No. I bet she totally digs you. You want to get rid of Ulrich, and she wants to get rid of Yumi. It's like

magnets."

"...I'll just wait for Yumi."

"Idunno. I hear she's going with Ulrich."

"That's not what she said when-"

"She shot you down?"

"...Just, go away."

"You're the one who asked me to talk."

"GO." This command was issued harshly, as Odd walked away laughing. He just had to get Sissi by William for

the first victims. So long as the good will of people prevailed, anyway.

He spotted Sissi among the crowd - maybe it was her ridiculous get-up, or maybe she just had this repelling

aura that was her personality.

"Aren't you watching the door? Ulrich's gonna be here soon," Odd said.

"Good idea!" Sissi said. "I think you finally got something right, scrawny."

"I am not scrawny," Odd muttered as she walked away. "I'm svelte."

He sneaked back to the door, where Sissi and William stood next to eachother. Almost trancelike, they looked

up. Dangling above them was a mistletoe, and they looked to eachother.

"Well?" Odd smirked.

"No! That's- You can't, I mean, I won't!"

"Actually," William stuttered, "it's school code - if you signed the forms to go to the dance, you're

susceptible to any and all mistletoe."

"That is the dumbest rule ever!" Sissi yelled, slapping Odd.

"But it's a rule," said Odd, "and imagine how bad it would be for you if your daddy finds out you broke the

rules?"

"Grrr... Fine." She turned, grabbed William by the shoulders, drew him forth, and pecked him quickly.

William was almost dazed.

"Huhh... That was..."

"Listen, I think I see Ulrich," Sissi said. She did, really; but she was unwilling to accept feelings for anyone

besides Ulrich. It was too outlandish a thought.

Ulrich walked in the door, followed by Yumi. Sissi intercepted him. "Oh Ulrich dear, I'm so glad you're here!

Let's dance!"

"Wait!" William gasped, shocked. "I thought we-"

"Odd made me!"

"But it's still-"

"No!"

Through the chaos, Ulrich and Yumi snuck away. They blended into the crowd together, as Odd snuck up. But

not before he spotted Jeremie and Aelita. They were dancing, both nervous.

He snaked through the crowd, putting the plant back in his pocket. He drew close, ducking below their sights

of vision, getting of to the side, producing the plant, rising up, and dangling it over them.

"Hey, Jeremie."

"Odd!" He had obviously seen the festive plant above their heads.

"What? Not with me! I mean with Aelita!"

"I know, but-"

"School policy."

"Odd..."

"You know you want to."

"Come on Jeremie. Don't be so shy."

He walked away, watching them introduce eachothers' lips to eachother. "Just one more minor prank before I

can start the real fun."

Slithering through the crowds, his next targets shyly accepted to dance with eachother, awkwardly trying to

dance. He drew close, combat crawling; to the ignorance of most of the school, the other ones ignoring him. He

was like that. He was just Odd.

He jumped up, startling the last couple, thrusting his hand into the air.

"Hey Ulrich. Hey Yumi."

"O-Odd!" Yumi yelled. They both stared at him, red faced. Odd prepared his simple "Not with me"; but it

wasn't necessary. They turned to eachother.

"Ehhhh, but it's..."

"You signed the form. It's school rules."

"B-"

"No buts, just do it."

Ulrich and Yumi drew their faces close to eachother, completely red. As they drew close enough to be almost

touching; a crashing came. Light fixtures had become unfastened, falling around the children. "Oh no!"

Jeremie yelled. "XANA!" He grabbed Aelita's hand, and ran out the door, to the factory route. Ulrich and

Yumi followed.

They got to the factory quickly, while Odd stayed behind to make sure nothing was happening.

He waited. His prank was so close to working; but of course, that had to happen. Everyone let the incident

slide slowly; nobody was hurt, and the lamps were rather small anyway. Jeremie and the gang came rushing

back in.

"So?"

"Nothing," Ulrich said between breaths. "Just a false alarm."

"Right," said Odd, quickly pocketing a screwdriver.

"What was that?"

"Oh, I just felt like ruining your moment."

***

I swear I am on a Code Lyoko binge since the series just ended. Last year I made all sorts of music videos.

EDIT: SEASON NOT SERIES. THERE WILL BE MORE.

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