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Old 07-14-2006, 02:10 AM   #41
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We don't take kindly to people who apologize around here
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Old 07-14-2006, 02:17 AM   #42
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Do you take kindly to people who offer punch and pie? Because I can do that if you want.
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Old 07-14-2006, 02:19 AM   #43
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Are you propositioning me?
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Old 07-14-2006, 02:27 AM   #44
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Yes? Er, I mean no... I mean, shouldn't I buy you dinner or something first?
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Old 07-14-2006, 05:21 AM   #45
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Five posts and you have already managed to insult my entire ancestry?! They were a great people, damn you! They worked hard every single day of their lives and they didn't complain about it! Your behavior is unacceptable in the utmost!

I challenge you to a duel! Good day, sir! I said, good day, sir!

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Old 07-14-2006, 05:22 AM   #46
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Where's my popcorn chicken bitch.
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Old 07-14-2006, 05:55 AM   #47
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Ha, I'll so mail you some from Singapore. Just try me. There's KFC everywhere here.

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Old 07-14-2006, 08:27 PM   #48
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Ah, so you're the bastard scion of the Tso and the Sanders families?
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Old 07-14-2006, 08:33 PM   #49
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or he's a military brat, I've never bothered to ask.
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Old 07-14-2006, 10:40 PM   #50
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That's hurtful, Samnmax. I'm just here on holiday. And I'm way too much of a leftist ne'er-do-well to support the armed forces.

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Old 07-14-2006, 10:42 PM   #51
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On Holiday from where?
Please tell be you like money?!!

Besides Military brat is a term for children of service men.
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Old 07-14-2006, 10:49 PM   #52
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Heh, I'm from the Ulcered Sphincter of Asserica. My pop works in the oil industry, and there's a rig stationed here, so they wanted him on site. Visiting for the summer. Money's fine by me.

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Old 07-14-2006, 10:51 PM   #53
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I was just worried you might be a filthy socialist, ME LIBERTARIAN NO LIKE PUSSIES WHO DON'T LIKE MONEY.
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Old 07-15-2006, 08:25 AM   #54
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ME NO LIKE PUSSIES
Who does over here these days?

Man, I love John Stossel's 'stache! I think that's the main point of libertarianism anyway.

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Old 07-15-2006, 08:30 AM   #55
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I likes money and I likes being profane. Where else would I fit?
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Old 07-15-2006, 08:36 AM   #56
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On the set of a gangsta rap music video?

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Old 07-15-2006, 08:51 AM   #57
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Except that I hate rap
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Old 07-15-2006, 09:18 AM   #58
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Even Rollin' with Saget?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5I0U4P9Imis

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Old 07-15-2006, 09:44 AM   #59
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I'll make an exception
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Old 08-27-2006, 08:05 PM   #60
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Ok, so I was reading about how hard this book is to find and how expensive it is. I go down to my local comic shop and pick up a copy for $11.32. I take it that was a steal.

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Yeah.. Hey, back to the original post, don't suppose anybody has a copy of S-t-H that they'd sell me for, say, less than 50? Mmm? Any takers?
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Old 09-02-2006, 06:52 PM   #61
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Nope, but I will fight you in the pit of fire breathin' snakes.
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Old 09-05-2006, 06:53 PM   #62
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Nope, but I will fight you in the pit of fire breathin' snakes.
For the comics? Or just for the love of incineratory reptiles?
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Old 09-05-2006, 07:07 PM   #63
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Keep that up eyesore, and I'll bump you down to Sergeant so fast it'll make your head spin.

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Old 09-11-2006, 12:17 AM   #64
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Threats as empty as your soul, I say. Have at you.
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Old 09-11-2006, 12:21 AM   #65
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Cause NAPALM sticks to kids!
NAPALM sticks to kids!
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Old 09-11-2006, 12:51 AM   #66
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Cause NAPALM sticks to kids!
NAPALM sticks to kids!
I hear it also adheres effectively to European literature, durian fruits (which are mutually sticky), and certain membes of parliament.

But I concede, kids are succinct targets.
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Old 09-11-2006, 08:44 PM   #67
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I've had durian fruit. What's nice about it is that you could be walking down the street, trip on a pothole, and land open-mouthed on a pile of baboon ****. You wouldn't even mind, really, because hell you've stuck durian in your mouth before. Prostitutes probably don't mind it all that much either.


My name is supposed to be Barnyard Commando, but it's too long so the O got cut off.
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Old 09-17-2006, 08:10 PM   #68
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Shall we go skunk hunting?
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Old 09-17-2006, 09:11 PM   #69
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I'd rather go hunting for Skinkie. Where'd that bugger mosey off to anyway?

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Old 09-18-2006, 04:07 AM   #70
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I assume none of you was able to stimulate him the way he wants it. So I'd say he got himself a girlfriend.


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Old 09-18-2006, 05:39 PM   #71
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Since when has a girlfriend been an acceptable substitute for the Internet?!

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Old 09-18-2006, 11:24 PM   #72
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Since when has a girlfriend been an acceptable substitute for the Internet?!
Only if she's got a savent-like memory like mine, and is able to regale me with tales of death and lesbianism.
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Old 09-20-2006, 05:03 PM   #73
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I don't think I'd date an Amazon woman. Maybe if she could cook and not smell terrible...maybe. Also, right breast intact would be a plus, but I'm not too picky these days.

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Old 09-21-2006, 12:49 AM   #74
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Also, right breast intact would be a plus, but I'm not too picky these days.
You can't be, with only one testicle.
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Ouch, that comment might cause pain for someone.


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Old 09-22-2006, 12:12 AM   #76
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My phantom testicle is calling out to me for vengeance. It's telling me to kill those bastards who did this to me. I'm more than happy to oblige it.

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Old 10-27-2006, 06:02 AM   #77
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I'm....no, I'm just being an ass.
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Old 10-28-2006, 12:00 AM   #78
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What the hell is the right breast intact referencing?
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Old 10-28-2006, 12:07 AM   #79
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Amazon women chopped off one of their titties to make firing a bow easier, no I didn't read it in a blog.
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Old 10-28-2006, 12:46 AM   #80
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With this severed breast, do you think they had...dirty pillow fights?

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