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Old 04-19-2000, 01:55 PM   #41
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wedge puts on a gas mask with a hose running into it thats connected to a keg of beer.
and fills up Fel Crynyds coller

SLURP...SLURP...

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Old 04-19-2000, 02:00 PM   #42
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wedges gasmask melts under kinnisons stink
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Old 04-19-2000, 04:35 PM   #43
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You guys are nuts. Some of you are macadamia.
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Old 04-19-2000, 05:17 PM   #44
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damn, i just saw the pic of the waitress!



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Old 04-19-2000, 05:26 PM   #45
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im not nuts im just drunk

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Old 04-19-2000, 08:29 PM   #46
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*Boo!* No fighting? C'mon!! Wheres the fighting??

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Old 04-20-2000, 12:02 AM   #47
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*punches Tek in the head*

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Old 04-20-2000, 02:06 AM   #48
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Ouch!! Oh!! Is that how it's gonna be? Well ok then!!
*Tek punches Nute in the gut and does a running tackle...*
Oh well...at least it's some fighting!

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Old 04-20-2000, 01:51 PM   #49
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wedge walks into the fight with a beer in one hand and a DL-44 blaster in the other and stuns tek gunner takes a drink and smashes his bottle of beer over nute gunrays head


..zap.....gulp..gulp...smash......

both lay on the ground
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Old 04-20-2000, 02:58 PM   #50
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wedge goes into the bathroom to make a molotav coctail (gas bomb)
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Old 04-20-2000, 10:08 PM   #51
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*Fel dips hose in cooler of beer and watches the fight*
Aww...
come on... NO BLASTERS!!!! *slurp*
you dumb fool, and were *slurp* do you plan to use that *Slurp* stink bomb? Don't make me have to use my Air Taser!
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Old 04-20-2000, 11:31 PM   #52
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Blaster? Blaster?! Tsk, Tsk...it takes more than a puny little "blaster" to take us out!

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Old 04-21-2000, 04:52 PM   #53
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*(Takes Fel's blaster and crushes it with a Force grip.)*

Any other takers?
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Old 04-21-2000, 08:53 PM   #54
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Yep, I told you! Never ever mess with a Sith

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Old 04-21-2000, 09:39 PM   #55
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I know I left my Storm trooper armor around here somewhere

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Old 04-21-2000, 09:40 PM   #56
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wedge deep fries Tek gunner with his molotav cocktail

.............he..he..he..he..........

......Tek gunner meets the creator....
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Old 04-22-2000, 12:48 AM   #57
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Tek force grips the febile Jedi to his knees and then looks above him with a smirk... Hmm...nope. Can't do that one either. Sorry

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Old 04-22-2000, 07:08 PM   #58
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Silly, foolish, ignorant Jedi. When will they learn?
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Old 04-22-2000, 07:11 PM   #59
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He's right. Never ever mess with a SITH.

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Old 04-22-2000, 11:18 PM   #60
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But always mess with a stormtrooper

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Old 04-23-2000, 01:27 AM   #61
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*anubis walks around pished of his head, unable to control his bladder any longer he sloshes on the brawlers down below*
oop... sorry *hic* guys! hehe.... my bad.

still in awe of that DAMN fine young lady i posted a picture of.
*said in drunken stupor*
*hic* im gonna *hic... hic... belch*, im gonna marry her i am..*hic*
passes out in a pool of blood from the fight earlier.
(will wake up WANTING blood)

WAKE ME WHEN THE FIGHTING STARTS!

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Old 04-23-2000, 03:47 PM   #62
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Hmm, lemme try this new Force power I've just acquired. What is it again? Oh yes, the Force flamethrower.
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Old 04-24-2000, 01:57 PM   #63
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LOL

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Old 04-24-2000, 01:58 PM   #64
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Hmmm...I got a new one if a jedi can use the force to rip the insides out of a droid i bet I could do it to a sith....


* reaches out with the force and grabs Tek Gunners guts and pulls them out his @$$ useing the force.


.....he.he.he....

thats a new one.
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Old 04-24-2000, 09:00 PM   #65
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Ok, now your just being un-creative!

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Old 04-24-2000, 10:27 PM   #66
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I pull the brains out the eyesockets now THATS creative

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Old 04-25-2000, 12:49 AM   #67
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Well i myself.. according to Omega story am a shadow Jedi....
and this what i do...

*uses force to push siths insides back in... then null all others force using in the room.... then he turns the water into beer.... and it comes on tap... cold tap is beer.. hot is vodka.. (i will do requests too)
Then for amusement he tells jokes. (Um, no, none of that, ANUBIS.)

now... top that biatch!
oh and check dis out hehe


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Old 04-26-2000, 03:13 PM   #68
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* walks up to omega_anubis and blows the
*#@& out of him with his 45. ACP
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Old 04-26-2000, 05:13 PM   #69
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bah... is that all ya got?
a puny handgun!
*laughs histerically*
Im INVINCIBLE!
TIS BUT A SCRATCH!
muhahahah

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Old 04-28-2000, 01:55 PM   #70
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in that case i use my grizly singleshot BMP. rifle bassed on a world war 1 anti-tank design




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Old 04-30-2000, 10:59 AM   #71
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Who said anything about shotguns? MUHAHahahahahahaha
ahem

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Old 04-30-2000, 01:22 PM   #72
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Here we go again... p|-|34r the king 'o forum battles

*Runs in, drinks, drinks, drinks, drinks, drinks, and drinks some more*

Ok, I'm ready...

*Goes to the kitchen, and coms back with a spoon. Jumps on wedge, and punches him several tims in the face. wedge falls down, and PB uses the spoon to rip his eyeballs out and sticks 'em in his nose.*

Like I said, p|-|34r m3!!

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Old 04-30-2000, 07:22 PM   #73
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nasty

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Old 04-30-2000, 08:42 PM   #74
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TAKE THIS!


O-Fricken-Tinee!
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Old 04-30-2000, 11:54 PM   #75
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*Fel While watching this keeps drinking Beer* himm now will somebody kill somebody befor i have to??
Ahh what the hell...
*pull out Klingon Knife and Flips it open* Wedge... This one is for you
*stabs it into his gut and pulles it out*
any body have a Hankerchif i need to wipe off my blade!!
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Old 05-01-2000, 07:03 AM   #76
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Wedge's body has one

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Old 05-02-2000, 01:43 PM   #77
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* uses his BFG to fry poor bastard and fel crynyd and dumps there bodys into the river where all the little fish and crustations can eat there decaying bodys


no one can dodge or block a BFG not even god
and especialy no pice of $#!# sith
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Old 05-02-2000, 06:42 PM   #78
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Watch your mouth, wedge, and especially what you say about the admins and mods here.
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Old 05-02-2000, 11:24 PM   #79
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What you mean the one where all the sith are nasty scum sucking morons?
j/k =OP
U know i love you all =)
now.... i think this call has been LONG overdue (play ground recollections anyone?)

BUNDLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Old 05-16-2000, 03:21 PM   #80
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Avenger1 walks ins and looks around.... "Dangit did i miss the party again!?! this stinks!" Anybody got a beer, or a piece of chicken?

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