Classical Rivial

wedge puts on a gas mask with a hose running into it thats connected to a keg of beer.
and fills up Fel Crynyds coller

SLURP...SLURP...

[This message has been edited by wedge_antil3 (edited April 19, 2000).]

wedges gasmask melts under kinnisons stink

[Rogue Nine]

You guys are nuts. Some of you are macadamia.

[Ikhnaton]

damn, i just saw the pic of the waitress!

im not nuts im just drunk

[This message has been edited by wedge_antil3 (edited April 20, 2000).]

[Tek Gunner]

*Boo!* No fighting? C'mon!! Wheres the fighting??

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"Your just jealous because the voices talk to me"!
TZG -3 Rogue 11

[Nute Gunray]

*punches Tek in the head*

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The only winning move is not to play

[Tek Gunner]

Ouch!! Oh!! Is that how it's gonna be? Well ok then!!
*Tek punches Nute in the gut and does a running tackle...*
Oh well...at least it's some fighting!

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"Your just jealous because the voices talk to me"!
TZG -3 Rogue 11

wedge walks into the fight with a beer in one hand and a DL-44 blaster in the other and stuns tek gunner takes a drink and smashes his bottle of beer over nute gunrays head


..zap.....gulp..gulp...smash......

both lay on the ground

wedge goes into the bathroom to make a molotav coctail (gas bomb)

*Fel dips hose in cooler of beer and watches the fight*
Aww...
come on... NO BLASTERS!!!! *slurp*
you dumb fool, and were *slurp* do you plan to use that *Slurp* stink bomb? Don't make me have to use my Air Taser!

[Tek Gunner]

Blaster? Blaster?! Tsk, Tsk...it takes more than a puny little "blaster" to take us out!

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"Your just jealous because the voices talk to me"!
TZG -3 Rogue 11

[Rogue Nine]

*(Takes Fel's blaster and crushes it with a Force grip.)*

Any other takers?

[Tek Gunner]

Yep, I told you! Never ever mess with a Sith

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"Your just jealous because the voices talk to me"!
TZG -3 Rogue 11

[milkshake]

I know I left my Storm trooper armor around here somewhere

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Charlie "Milkshake" Mitchell
Black wind squadron/Rouge Aliiance
Black 4/Rouge 8
Self proclaimed RAL Drunkard
milkshake@milkshake.co.uk

Who are you?

wedge deep fries Tek gunner with his molotav cocktail

.............he..he..he..he..........

......Tek gunner meets the creator....

[Tek Gunner]

Tek force grips the febile Jedi to his knees and then looks above him with a smirk... Hmm...nope. Can't do that one either. Sorry

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"Your just jealous because the voices talk to me"!
TZG -3 Rogue 11

[Rogue Nine]

Silly, foolish, ignorant Jedi. When will they learn?

[Rogue Nine]

He's right. Never ever mess with a SITH.

[milkshake]

But always mess with a stormtrooper

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Charlie "Milkshake" Mitchell
Black wind squadron/Rouge Aliiance
Black 4/Rouge 8
Self proclaimed RAL Drunkard
milkshake@milkshake.co.uk

-It's an Alien!
-It's my mother in law!

-Don't eat me! Eat THIS one!

-Who's Brain is this?

*anubis walks around pished of his head, unable to control his bladder any longer he sloshes on the brawlers down below*
oop... sorry *hic* guys! hehe.... my bad.

still in awe of that DAMN fine young lady i posted a picture of.
*said in drunken stupor*
*hic* im gonna *hic... hic... belch*, im gonna marry her i am..*hic*
passes out in a pool of blood from the fight earlier.
(will wake up WANTING blood)

WAKE ME WHEN THE FIGHTING STARTS!

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Fear attracts the fearful, the strong, the weak, the innocent, the corrupt. Fear......Fear is my ally
http://omega.clanpages.com/

[Rogue Nine]

Hmm, lemme try this new Force power I've just acquired. What is it again? Oh yes, the Force flamethrower.

[milkshake]

LOL

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Charlie "Milkshake" Mitchell
Black wind squadron/Rouge Aliiance
Black 4/Rouge 8
Self proclaimed RAL Drunkard
milkshake@milkshake.co.uk

-It's an Alien!
-It's my mother in law!

-Don't eat me! Eat THIS one!

-Who's Brain is this?

Hmmm...I got a new one if a jedi can use the force to rip the insides out of a droid i bet I could do it to a sith....


* reaches out with the force and grabs Tek Gunners guts and pulls them out his @$$ useing the force.


.....he.he.he....

thats a new one.

[Tek Gunner]

Ok, now your just being un-creative!

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"Your just jealous because the voices talk to me"!
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[milkshake]

I pull the brains out the eyesockets now THATS creative

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Charlie "Milkshake" Mitchell
Black wind squadron/Rouge Aliiance
Black 4/Rouge 8
Self proclaimed RAL Drunkard
milkshake@milkshake.co.uk

-It's an Alien!
-It's my mother in law!

-Don't eat me! Eat THIS one!

-Who's Brain is this?

Well i myself.. according to Omega story am a shadow Jedi....
and this what i do...

*uses force to push siths insides back in... then null all others force using in the room.... then he turns the water into beer.... and it comes on tap... cold tap is beer.. hot is vodka.. (i will do requests too)
Then for amusement he tells jokes. (Um, no, none of that, ANUBIS.)

now... top that biatch!
oh and check dis out hehe


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Fear attracts the fearful, the strong, the weak, the innocent, the corrupt. Fear......Fear is my ally http://omega.clanpages.com/




[This message has been edited by Rogue Nine (edited April 25, 2000).]

* walks up to omega_anubis and blows the
*#@& out of him with his 45. ACP

bah... is that all ya got?
a puny handgun!
*laughs histerically*
Im INVINCIBLE!
TIS BUT A SCRATCH!
muhahahah

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Fear attracts the fearful, the strong, the weak, the innocent, the corrupt. Fear......Fear is my ally http://omega.clanpages.com/




[This message has been edited by OMEGA_ANUBIS (edited April 30, 2000).]

in that case i use my grizly singleshot BMP. rifle bassed on a world war 1 anti-tank design




[This message has been edited by wedge_antil3 (edited May 01, 2000).]

Who said anything about shotguns? MUHAHahahahahahaha
ahem

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Fear attracts the fearful, the strong, the weak, the innocent, the corrupt. Fear......Fear is my ally
http://omega.clanpages.com/

[Poor Bastard]

Here we go again... p|-|34r the king 'o forum battles

*Runs in, drinks, drinks, drinks, drinks, drinks, and drinks some more*

Ok, I'm ready...

*Goes to the kitchen, and coms back with a spoon. Jumps on wedge, and punches him several tims in the face. wedge falls down, and PB uses the spoon to rip his eyeballs out and sticks 'em in his nose.*

Like I said, p|-|34r m3!!

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You know one thing that will really make a Jedi mad? Just run up and kick him in the ass...

nasty

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Fear attracts the fearful, the strong, the weak, the innocent, the corrupt. Fear......Fear is my ally
http://omega.clanpages.com/

[K_Kinnison]

TAKE THIS!


O-Fricken-Tinee!

*Fel While watching this keeps drinking Beer* himm now will somebody kill somebody befor i have to??
Ahh what the hell...
*pull out Klingon Knife and Flips it open* Wedge... This one is for you
*stabs it into his gut and pulles it out*
any body have a Hankerchif i need to wipe off my blade!!

[Poor Bastard]

Wedge's body has one

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You know one thing that will really make a Jedi mad? Just run up and kick him in the ass...<font size=1>

[This message has been edited by Poor Bastard (edited May 01, 2000).]

* uses his BFG to fry poor bastard and fel crynyd and dumps there bodys into the river where all the little fish and crustations can eat there decaying bodys


no one can dodge or block a BFG not even god
and especialy no pice of $#!# sith

[Rogue Nine]

Watch your mouth, wedge, and especially what you say about the admins and mods here.

What you mean the one where all the sith are nasty scum sucking morons?
j/k =OP
U know i love you all =)
now.... i think this call has been LONG overdue (play ground recollections anyone?)

BUNDLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Fear attracts the fearful, the strong, the weak, the innocent, the corrupt. Fear......Fear is my ally
http://omega.clanpages.com/

Avenger1 walks ins and looks around.... "Dangit did i miss the party again!?! this stinks!" Anybody got a beer, or a piece of chicken?

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May the force be with you!