22FG I want a Fight! Now!

[Rebel Loyaltist]

I've got people with lazyboy chairs and beer and munches and no fun! Fight Know!

To start the heat: The 22fg couldn't heat the broad-side of a rebel Tug!

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The Rebel Alliance. They're the best. Enough said. The Empire sucks. Too much said.
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Be carefull what you wish for RL !

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The only place where success comes prior to work, is in a dictionary ! TZG+7

[K_Kinnison]

Actually, i think they practice in Tugs...IN them.

*pulls up chair, Slams a beer, and sips another*

wedge walks in drunk and shocks K_Kinnison with his tasser and walks out grinning

ZAP.......HE..HE..HE..HE..HE......

K_Kinnison lays on the floor Unconscious with saliva driping out his mouth.

[This message has been edited by wedge_antil3 (edited April 19, 2000).]

[K_Kinnison]

*twitch* *twitch*

Where is that drunken fool...
I want to use my Air Taser!!!!!!!!!!

SO you want a fight?
you can have one.

* commands a unit Stormtroopers in to the cantina - cant find a rebel - graps the empty beer tin from the flor just to press it like a cheese, slams the tin into a corner:"Damn" *

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fly.to/22fg
The_22fg@hotmial.com
Clef Ostin, XO/WO, 22nd Flight Group
"You got millions of legions behind you"

[K_Kinnison]

*Has a tribe of Ewoks show up to subdue the Troopers, after they are done, he shoves them out the dor before they sing*

[milkshake]

I'm the drunken fool!!!

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Charlie "Milkshake" Mitchell
Black wind squadron/Rouge Aliiance
Black 4/Rouge 8
Self proclaimed RAL Drunkard
milkshake@milkshake.co.uk

Who are you?

well i a ewok , and i go NIE

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[K_Kinnison]

nie? no shrubbery?

Hey where'd all my Stormie buddies go! We get in trouble if we don't stay in a group.

* Fires his StormTrooper rifle at Ewok-General Kinnison, but somehow misses and hit's Nutz in the head *

[K_Kinnison]

I have the one item that all Stormies fear... A can opener... come here! and STAY AT YOUR POST!

"THAT THINGS OPERATIONAL! LET ME OUTA HERE!"

* TK runs screaming from the cruel Kinnison *

Beside's don't you know all StormTrooper suits have a ring-pull :P Ha Ha Ha

[K_Kinnison]

Brings out gun PULL!

*as TK421 nicely arcs across the sky..he fires the Desert Eagle .45*

[Tek Gunner]

*Sees the crowd looking up at TK's exploding body, and hears the crowd's "Oh's and Ah's.."*

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"Your just jealous because the voices talk to me"!
TZG -3 Rogue 11

"All the Emperor's lackey's and all the Emperor's men couldn't put poor TK back together again "

* just then an entire legion of the Empire's best troops arrive on the scene and proceed to turn Kinnison into swiss cheese! *

Mmmmm CHEESE

[K_Kinnison]

BUT IM SO TASTY!

That was suppose to be a Cheese trap K_K, you're from the Cheese state right? Course if you're not then I sound like a complete idiot, funny how familiar that feels

That's right come get the cheese, good boy.
no don't worry about that thermal detonator in the middle just chomp down hard

* KA BOOOM! *

Oh look, it's raining Kinnison kibbles

- say where is everybody from, I'm from South Australia (the dryest state in the dryest country on earth - fact).

*after laffing at all the occurences Zaps TK421 and watches him fry*

BBQ any one? And no Ewoks are not invited so BACK OFF BEFORE I ZAP YOU TO, YA FURBALL!!

Sorry but due to my little war with Admiral Zaarin ( you ugly Gammorrean you! ) my new clone is completely immune to frying, immolating, internal combustion or being thrown into stars!

* TK uses a taser on Fel, picks up his twitching unconcious body and throws him on the BBQ until he's medium rare, nicely garnished with melted Kinnison cheese, yum *

Where is Zaarin! I've got a Deathstar with his name on it here.

"HeeeeY EverrrrybbbBoDY WhereSss ThhE BEeeeer Att?"
Avenger1 says, as he drunkenly stumbles in to the cantina. Suddenly he trips on a peanut and his light saber falls to the ground slicing
TK421's foot off. "Whhhopssie ThhHAt Mmmust have Sstung." "Aaa lLittle Bacta, and yourr ffffoot willl bee assss good asss newww!"

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May the force be with you!

so much for a fight...

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"Have no fear, your local Grand Admiral is here!"
ThRaWn90,RAL_Thrawn
Rogue 6

[milkshake]

Yea, how the hell are we supposed to have a fight while RL's not around.

Oh well

/me hits Thrawn in the face giving him a nose bleed

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Charlie "Milkshake" Mitchell
Black wind squadron/Rouge Aliiance
Black 4/Rouge 8
Self proclaimed RAL Drunkard
milkshake@milkshake.co.uk
Now when you break your legs don't come running to me!

haha tht's funny, but this is funnier
/me prepares to give milkshake a demotion in the RAL

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"Have no fear, your local Grand Admiral is here!"
ThRaWn90,RAL_Thrawn
Rogue 6