Awesomely Random RPG!!! - Page 4

pyrohappygirl · 06-14-2006, 06:04 AM

Emma saw her chance, and rushed out from behind the sofa.
"I'm a cat girl ever since my best friend poked me with a sharp pencil! That teaches everyone an important lesson-Don't do drugs! Anyway, I'm chasing that girl, so goodbye!" Emma cried, following the girl with her poof-tracker 3000. Emma wooshed through the something-or-other stream, and suddenly landed in a white room, with the girl infront of her.
"Who are you? I'm Emma Bik, the person who SHOULD be 12, but isn't, because of my fancy gadgets! And anyway, you are?" Emma cheered, making a crazy pink chair appear from no-where.
"And also, I am MEANT to be a cat person after my best friend Gilly stabbed me in the stomach with a pencil covered in cat fur. I don't care that I'm a cat person, cause I enjoy it. And also, why didn't you respond earlier when I asked you help me with a guy shooting through the air at high speed? I like ducks aswell, do you?" Emma charmed, smiling at the girl and glancing around the room to see what was near her. Her tail flicked at a fly that had gotten in somehow, and her ears twitched in their own private seizure world.

**DarthAve** · 06-14-2006, 01:06 PM

"OH MY GOD WHO THE F*** ARE YOU???" Yelled Kate, who then poofed off to anywhere, also metamorphosizing to someone else. She poofed to find Logan.

**Smon** · 06-14-2006, 01:23 PM

Logan was sitting amongst the rubble, waiting until no-one was looking so he could run like never before.

**DarthAve** · 06-14-2006, 01:35 PM

Kate poofed by Logan. She ran alonge with him, still in her getup from her date. "oh......my.....god..." She said as she ran, hopping to take off her heels. "You'll never believe how great my date was." She said, looking at Logan, smiling.

**Smon** · 06-14-2006, 02:21 PM

"Oh how was it? By the way, could you poof us somewhere where I won't be convicted of destroying a sckyscraper?"

**DarthAve** · 06-14-2006, 02:26 PM

"Oh sure." Kate grabbed his arm and poofed them to Disney World.

"Well, we saw a movie. All we really did was make out there. We went to dinner. All we really did was make out there, and then we went back to his house. I told him I was a mutant, he was cool with that. I poofed back to my white room, and some freaky cat thing attacked me. The whole attack thing kinda explains why i'm still in my dress. So how was your day?"

**Smon** · 06-14-2006, 02:47 PM

"Not as good, I was on my way to Tokyo when a weird cat thing distracted me and I ended up destroying a skyscraper. But it's cool, I'm gonna blame it on terrorists."

**DarthAve** · 06-14-2006, 03:04 PM

"Sa, do your people have dates and love dovey stuff too?" Kate asked.

**Smon** · 06-14-2006, 03:37 PM

"Well, no, the Ecapsicans are an ageless race that has been around since time itself, we're incorporeal and, until recently, we've been trapped in the depths of space."

**DarthAve** · 06-14-2006, 04:31 PM

"I'm so sorry." Kate said. "I'M GOING TO RIDE MAGIC MOUNTAIN!!!"

**Smon** · 06-14-2006, 04:56 PM

"K', I gotta go stop reality from collapsing in on itself."

**DarthAve** · 06-14-2006, 05:07 PM

Kate poofed back to him. "The line is too long. I'll come with."

**Smon** · 06-14-2006, 05:22 PM

"Very well! ...could you poof me to Tokyo? I don't exactly trust this thing anymore... at least until a it gets a tech examination."

**DarthAve** · 06-14-2006, 05:25 PM

"SAY NO MORE!!" Kate poofed the two off to Tokyo. "What now!!"

**Smon** · 06-14-2006, 05:31 PM

"I just need to lock the Temporal Transfixer on that black armor guy's location, hm... this thing on my wrist is pointing due north... to due north!"

**DarthAve** · 06-14-2006, 05:47 PM

Kate poofed the two off the due north(wherever the hell that is) and found the black armor guy. "AH HA!!" Kate yelled "WE HAVE YOU NOW CARMEN SANDIEGO!!!"

**Smon** · 06-14-2006, 05:51 PM

"Actually we already have Carmen SanDiego, she cna get off on good behavior if she tells us where Waldo is... anyway, please return to your own time immediately or present a permit from the Dominare." Logan said once again holding up the Wy-Pistol.

**DarthAve** · 06-14-2006, 05:55 PM

"Or else, I still have the spirit of the Phantom of the Oprah in a bottle." Kate said pulling out a small bottle with red air floating inside it. It made hissing noises.

pyrohappygirl · 06-15-2006, 12:47 AM

"I'm so lonely. Everyone seems to run away from me," Emma wept, changing into a twelve year old.
"I KNOW! I shall go back to Tokyo and sooth myself with real Japanese sushi!" Emma yelled, banging her hand against a wall. She quickly poofed to Tokyo, and noticed the man from earlier.
"YOU AGAIN!!!" She yelled, before pondering something.
"And don't warp away or anything! I get lonely you know!" She concluded.

**DarthAve** · 06-15-2006, 01:02 AM

Kate say the cat child again. "AHH!!! CATCHILD!!! DIE!!!" Kate threw Oprah's soul at Emma's head.

Kate then paused and said "Woah, dejavoo."

**Smon** · 06-15-2006, 01:05 AM

"...GYAH! You!? Why do you follow me this way? Why can't you follow me like anyone else by reading my daily exploits same LFRD channel, same LFRD place?"

**DarthAve** · 06-15-2006, 01:22 AM

"Go away, I'll give you anything. You're annoying!!" Kate said.

pyrohappygirl · 06-15-2006, 02:45 AM

"I'll stop being annoying if you let me hang around you guys, without having to track you down. Also, I'm only annoying if I use my age-o-matic 3000. It makes my brain go on the fritz, and I start being random and insane. If I stay 12, you'll be okay," Emma sighed, flicking her tail about.
"And I'm sorry if my appearance scared you guys, my friend kinda poked me with a needle sharp pencil with cat d.n.a on it. Hence the cat. I can't explain the purpleness though," She sighed, rubbing her arm.
"Apology accepted?" Emma asked, hurt at that point by the people's fear of her.

**DarthAve** · 06-15-2006, 02:49 AM

"Just stay away from my boyfriend, and you won't be a flaming bag of cat crap." Kate said.

pyrohappygirl · 06-15-2006, 03:50 AM

"Thank you," Emma said.
"And also, what's your name?" Emma concluded.
"Both of your names,"

**DarthAve** · 06-15-2006, 01:01 PM

"Kate." she said, looking at her suspicously.

zelda 41 · 06-15-2006, 02:37 PM

MEANWHILE.....

Abby: Okay...I'll teleport you and Lizard Man there. But I'll stay here and keep them away.
She poofed them away to Dimsdale.

Abby: Bye guys.

90 SK · 06-15-2006, 05:50 PM

In the confusion, Lizardman has slipped away, leaving a clever Lizardman decoy behind to fool the others. He didn't want to be poofed anywhere. There was a nearby fire escape hanging off a building: he stole up it and entered a window.

**DarthAve** · 06-16-2006, 09:21 PM

"Well, these heels are killing me and it's been a long day, so I'm going home."

and with that, Kate poofed off to her white room.

**Smon** · 06-16-2006, 11:43 PM

"I'm Logan, now there's a guy in black armor I need to send to his own time..."

**DarthAve** · 06-17-2006, 01:40 AM

Kate poofed back to her room. She changed into her pajamas, and checked her messaged to find a call from her boyfriend. She dialed the number he gave her and when he answered, she put on her sexy voice and said " Hey sexy, how are you tonight?"

They talked for an hour and Kate then went to sleep.

pyrohappygirl · 06-18-2006, 04:51 AM

"Well Logan, about three weeks ago I was told that a guy in black armor would attempt to kill me, fail, and then ask me if I was enjoying my life. It hasn't happened yet, and I went to a resonably reliable psychic for that information. Mind if I track the guy down with you? I like tracking people down, kinda. It makes me feel shiny inside," Emma sighed, shaking hands with Logan.
"Also, do you think that me being a cat is odd?'

Psychochaos3 · 06-18-2006, 11:27 AM

" Looks like that Logan dude's hunting me down, with a weird cat lady. How do I know that? Time traveling Spartans are psychic. Better get my energy sword out.*pullls out weird weapon from a mysteriuos vortex* well, let's go meet Timmy. he can help us." said Kelvin.

**DarthAve** · 06-18-2006, 01:54 PM

Kate awoke and poofed back to Logan. "Hey, you caught that black armor dude yet?" she asked. "I've got an idea." She concentrated and found the black armor dude's position. She poofed to him. He looked oddly at her. "You're coming with me." She grabbed his arm and poofed back to Logan. "FOUND HIM!!!"

Psychochaos3 · 06-18-2006, 02:33 PM

"oh crap. How many poofers are there?! well, I guess I have no choice.* turns armor into regular clothes*to save lizardman isn't my true mission. I was artificially created by the master of time. i can transform into many diferent warriors from different time periods. I am the ultimate weapon. a space time anomaly. A life form outside time. Ageless, immortal. My first true friend is Timmy Turner. Timmy is an avid time-traveler. My true mission is to find the oblivion weapons. Weapons created from peices of an ancient mechanical beast infused with the power of a million shadows. I must get them or the timeline will become messed up." said Kelvin. Everyone stood in awe over how much he just said.

zelda 41 · 06-18-2006, 03:36 PM

Abby: Opps. Holds on *poofs after Kate*
Abby began looking around until a man and Lougan caught her eyes. She quickly followed them.

Abby: Found ya, Kelvin.

**DarthAve** · 06-18-2006, 05:34 PM

Kate froze time. She took Kelvin and used her ice powers to freex his feet to the ground. She took Abby and froze her into a giant block of ice. She returned time to normal and said. "I don't care who you armor dude, but," Kate said, pointing at his feet, "You're not going anywhere."

Psychochaos3 · 06-18-2006, 07:59 PM

"you think this can hold me. Let me show you what true power is! *Breaks ice with ease*Chaos control! " said Kelvin. Suddenly Kate appeared in mysterious dimension while the others remained in dimsdale." i can manipulate time and space. what you are doing is very honorable, Logan. But If my mission fails, what you are trying to prevent might cause destruction of the Universe. You can help me and find the oblivion weapons before ... they do. I am not your enemy. but if you believe I am a threat, I will have to stop you." said Kelvin.

**Smon** · 06-18-2006, 08:38 PM

"Hm... one hand you could be lying, on the other hand, the very universe is at stake! Tell ya hwat, bring me one of these Oblivion dealies and I'll believe you, I'll give a while to find 'em, at least keep in contact while you're looking, k?"

90 SK · 06-18-2006, 08:50 PM

The cardboard Lizardman decoy stared balefully at Logan.