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Old 06-23-2006, 02:34 AM   #201
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"I do rock. Who wants more alkohol?" Kate yelled

"I DO!!" Everyone replied. Even Kelvin and Abby were there for the party.
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Old 06-23-2006, 03:18 AM   #202
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Logan stood there, doing nothing really, just filling up space to claim the 200th post on this thread. "Take that, fourth wall!" Logan said defiantly, the realizing he was a little bit late, made a Zoidberg noise. "Oooh..."


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Old 06-23-2006, 03:19 AM   #203
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"YAY 200 POST!" Kate yelled. "PINK LADIES FOR EVERYONE!!!"

"YAY!" They yelled, and the relative weirdness began to increase
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Old 06-23-2006, 04:29 AM   #204
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"YAZERS!" Emma yelled, before doing the robot.
"That was lame," She announced, before breakdancing.


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With that, pyrohappygirl becomes about 100 times better than Darth_Ave, who is about 100 times better than Shakespeare. So you're like 100,000 times better than Shakespeare, but only a mere 100 times better than me.
Hear that? I'm BETTER THAN SHAKESPEARE!

"I Miss You... Miss You So Bad..."
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Old 06-23-2006, 11:12 AM   #205
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Abby stared at them odd. Then, she threw the glass at Kate.
Abby: Don't drink, it kills.
She then poofed off to her house and got on Gaia Online for the rest of the night.


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Old 06-23-2006, 11:55 AM   #206
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"So then I say to the waitress 'there's a hair in my soup!' She says, 'No sir, that's just the entree!' HarHarHar!" Guffawed Lizardman (who had used the gauntlet to shapeshift into a robust Italian chief chef), as he told jokes to anyone unfortunate enough to be within listening distance.

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Old 06-23-2006, 01:37 PM   #207
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The drink hit Kate in the arm "GAH!!!" she yelled, "What a bitch." Kate then stepped out of the bar and sat next to her boyfriend.
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Old 06-23-2006, 02:58 PM   #208
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" Hahaha! That's a good one lizardman. I'll have a dry martini on the rocks.Shaken not Stired." said Kelvin.


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Old 06-23-2006, 03:03 PM   #209
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"I'm done mixing drinks for a while. Go ask someone else." Kate said, cuddling with her drunk boyfriend.

"Mmm, you're sexy Alli."her boyfriend said/

"WHO THE F*** IS ALLI???" Kate yelled "DO YOU HAVE SOMEONE ELSE?? OH FINE, GO BE WITH YOUR ALLI F***** MANWHORE!" Kate then poofed off crying, leaving everyone else in the 4th demension, with no way of getting out.
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Old 06-23-2006, 03:21 PM   #210
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"Not again. ah well;. It'll be awhile until my powers are restored and we can get out of here. Who wants to play Silkroad online while we wait.? no one? Ah well. your loss. My powers will be back in around 3 hours. Better find something to do.


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Old 06-23-2006, 04:45 PM   #211
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Kate sat in her white room, cried, and watched a movie. It was Stand by Me. She loved that movie, more than she loved her drunk boyfriend. She thought he could have just made the mistake. She would poof back to the 4th dimension to get everyone out, but after the movie was over. She had a thing for River Phoenix
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Old 06-23-2006, 05:15 PM   #212
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Logan sat in the fourth dimension contemplating the great mysteries of life. "There is no way they're gonna have Spore out in time, it looks good but it's too big a project to be done by the end of the year..."


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Old 06-23-2006, 06:01 PM   #213
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Lizardman was tired of using the gauntlet to transform into various stereotypes, so he now used it to transform into his fellow partygoers. "Emma! Hey, Emma! hehe..." said Emma/Lizardman to Emma who was still breakdancing.
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Old 06-23-2006, 06:59 PM   #214
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Emma stopped breakdancing.
"Please don't mock me, lizardman old buddy old pal," Emma sighed, before making herself an apple martini.
"And also, learn how to breakdance, and then we can enter a competition as twins or something,"


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With that, pyrohappygirl becomes about 100 times better than Darth_Ave, who is about 100 times better than Shakespeare. So you're like 100,000 times better than Shakespeare, but only a mere 100 times better than me.
Hear that? I'm BETTER THAN SHAKESPEARE!

"I Miss You... Miss You So Bad..."
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Old 06-23-2006, 07:31 PM   #215
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Kate poofed back to the 4th dimension. She went up to her sleeping boyfriend and said "I'm sorry I yelled at you. You're just drunk." Kate smacked the back of his head. "I would have came sooner, but Stand by Me was on TV, and Mmmmmmmmm, River Phoenix....." Kate sat there daydreaming while her boyfriend went to take some Klianol.
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Old 06-24-2006, 08:18 PM   #216
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Emma sighed. She was bored. Without Kate making cocktails, the party thing was a drag.
"I'm bored," She muttered. An idea hit her.
"OUCH!" She screamed, leaping up.
"I think I'll go see what Kate is doing," She murmured, poofing off to go see Kate.


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With that, pyrohappygirl becomes about 100 times better than Darth_Ave, who is about 100 times better than Shakespeare. So you're like 100,000 times better than Shakespeare, but only a mere 100 times better than me.
Hear that? I'm BETTER THAN SHAKESPEARE!

"I Miss You... Miss You So Bad..."
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Old 06-24-2006, 09:42 PM   #217
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Lizardman stood around, dressed as Captain Blackbeard. The party had thinned out, and now it was time to go home. Or, he could stay and freeload off the house's food supply and cable TV...
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Old 06-24-2006, 10:05 PM   #218
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Kate was bored. "OK!! TIME TO REV UP THIS PARTY AGAIN!!!" Kate poofed in a sea of adorable kittens and millions of Take 5 candy bars. Also, a giant stereo was playing Queen and everyone began to jam.
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Old 06-24-2006, 10:12 PM   #219
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"Arrgh!!" Blackbeard/Lizardman yelled as he was buried under a pile of fluffy kittens.
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Old 06-24-2006, 10:17 PM   #220
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"Ahh! Lizardman! Don't die by way of kitten!" Kate telekineticly moved all the cats from atop him. "You're saved Lizardman. Oh SNAP!! BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY!" Kate rad off to listen to her jam.
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Old 06-24-2006, 10:19 PM   #221
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"Arrr" said Blackbeard/Lizardman in gratitude. He sat down in a nearby sofa and read.
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Old 06-24-2006, 10:25 PM   #222
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"NO! Kittens! When they gather in great numbers like this they form an invisible gas called LOGANITE! Gah... losing powers... must... talk... like... this..."


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Old 06-24-2006, 10:36 PM   #223
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"AHH LOGAN!!" Kate destroyed the kittens in the form of a giant explosion. There was kitten blood on everthing and the vomit never stopped flowin'!!
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Old 06-25-2006, 12:00 AM   #224
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It was too late unfortunately, Logan was transformed into an animate Zippo lighter!

"Well... this sucks."


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Old 06-25-2006, 12:02 AM   #225
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Kate then vomitted on Logan. "oops....sorry!" she said, grabbing a paper towel.
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Old 06-25-2006, 12:04 AM   #226
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"...ew..."


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Old 06-25-2006, 12:06 AM   #227
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"I'm glad vomit isn't a sin." She said, as she wiped off Logan.
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Old 06-25-2006, 12:11 AM   #228
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"Curses! Loganite transforms me into something trendy that caught on during the 50s-60s!" Logan said disdainfully. "Luckily I'll change back in about an hour or so..."


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Old 06-25-2006, 12:15 AM   #229
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"It's sad you didn't become anything cool, like a pair of go-go boots or a Beatles album or somthing?" Kate said, tossing the paper towel not that the vomit fest was over.
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Old 06-25-2006, 12:17 AM   #230
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"Well... I once became a cuban cigar. And one time the guy from Casablanca, and one time I was exposed to Red Loganite and changed into a Pez Dispenser."


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Old 06-25-2006, 12:23 AM   #231
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(I collect pez dispencers. I have over 200 in real life. I'd take a pic, but they all wouldn't fit into the shot.) "So if I get some loganite, there's a slight chance you could turn into Elvis?" Kate said, intrigue in her eye
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Old 06-25-2006, 12:38 AM   #232
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"Yes. Yes there is." the Zippo lighter said before poofing back to normal.


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Old 06-25-2006, 12:39 AM   #233
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"Can I purchase this Loganite on Ebay?" Kate asked, pulling out a labtop.
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"Nope, there are only three known sources, too many cats, a star trek convention and Red Loganite is produced by meat that is left in the fridge for way too long."


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Old 06-25-2006, 12:52 AM   #235
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"Damn. Oh I mean, that's great!" Kate tossed her labtop to the side and tagged Logan. "TAG! YOU'RE IT!!"
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Old 06-25-2006, 01:51 AM   #236
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Emma stared at Logan and Kate playing tag.
"That's messed up," She muttered, sipping a highly alcoholic beverage of her own making.


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With that, pyrohappygirl becomes about 100 times better than Darth_Ave, who is about 100 times better than Shakespeare. So you're like 100,000 times better than Shakespeare, but only a mere 100 times better than me.
Hear that? I'm BETTER THAN SHAKESPEARE!

"I Miss You... Miss You So Bad..."
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"My powers are still recharging after that anih Evol guy came. I wonder how the Universe was created. i8'll use the Internet to breifly refill my powers to find out. Lets see. Wow. so thats how the universe was created. so every religion is wrong." said Kelvin.


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Kate was bored so she put in an old skool record. NOT A CD ~shock~ it was Blue oyster cult, Don't Fear the Reaper. "SQUEE COWBELL!" Kate yelled as she began to jam.
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Old 06-28-2006, 03:18 PM   #239
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And then Christopher Walken showed up with like a crazy rage in his eyes. He demanded more Cowbell. He jumped into the air and an awesome energy surronded him. He grew little rollerskate things on his feet, and ummm.. got super magical powers or something. Then his hands transformed into crazy robot cowbell lazers from the future and he started shooting all over the place while crying. And also he was zooming all over the place because he had rolerskate things on his feet. Which were nuclear powered and magical too.
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Old 06-28-2006, 04:40 PM   #240
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"OMG!!" Kate yelled "Is that THE Bruce Dickenson?"

"No! I'm Christopher Walkin!" He yelled returning back to normal when song ended.

"Ok, Will you do the 'Weapon of choice' dance thing?" Kate asked back.

"Umm, OK!" He said, breaking it down when the song began.
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