Kjo demands sex

[Skinkie]

I think you meant 'penetration'

To Ugly Streets of RayJuice XL

[Joshi]

Originally Posted by Ray G. Jones

Me loves perpetration.

Ter Urly Avenues off RuyJanice XD

Where in frogs name was i when this was posted? Hmm, maybe i was in my freakishly uncool but mysterious phase back then... or maybe i was eating pudding.

[Ray Jones]

Tsk! Pudding. You were trying to make out with Martha Steward, but got in trouble with Zoom, who was also trying to make out with Martha. Martha again tried to hit on Roydalbert, who rejected her because he already was deeply involved with his babe. Martha cried, and comforted herself with the devil, whose peenis was much to small for her, btw.
But in the end, noone got milk and God decided to end this wicked wicketation by doing nothing at all. -- As for me, I now write down gibberish using this proper english gremmeur e spoiling le fantastique.

[Joshi]

Why is it, you always seem to leave your part out of that story whenever you tell it? And by the way, the wig fooled no one.

[Ray Jones]

Listen. We made an agreement, m'kay?

[Joshi]

What, you mean the one where the cheque bounced? Yeah, I'm not falling for that again. This time I want cashy money... and if you haven't got that cash will do just fine.