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Old 08-30-2006, 05:30 AM   #121
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Old 08-30-2006, 07:47 AM   #122
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I wonder if "Mind that bus - what bus - splat" would fit. A cookie goes to anyone who knows where that quote is from...
Final Destination? I'm not on a computer with audio.

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Old 08-30-2006, 08:49 AM   #123
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so i'm friends with this one girl who used to be goth (ala...shopped at hot topic, i'm sure) but she started wearing preppy clothes...because she wanted to ask me out.
Which means you ruined a little goth girl, shame on you!
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but honestly she scares me a little bit.
...Take your xenophobia elsewhere, please...




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Old 08-30-2006, 08:59 AM   #124
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Das you idiot. A girl who changes her style of clothing for you, will do literally anything else for you too. And you get the idiot dumbass tag additionally, because she thinks you're, I cite: "cute, smart and funny".


That is, ladies and gentlemen, how to screw a ****.


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Old 08-30-2006, 09:17 AM   #125
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Yeah, blowjobs for life but noooo.... Mole, was that made up? A goth girl with a gay friend?! WTFMEANGRLZ!!!!!!!!!!1

Alien, it wasn't final destination, it was Red Dwarf. Smon got it. How the hell he got it I dont know... How the HELL did you get that? Seriously!
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Old 08-30-2006, 09:24 AM   #126
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Seriously, how does that connect to blow jobs? If I say "anything else" that doesn't mean blow job.

I mean, a blow job is not classified anything else.

Gee.


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Old 08-30-2006, 09:40 AM   #127
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Alien, it wasn't final destination, it was Red Dwarf. Smon got it. How the hell he got it I dont know... How the HELL did you get that? Seriously!
Actually that's the first thing I thought of, but then that was a tram in Final Destination right?

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Old 08-30-2006, 10:05 AM   #128
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No, it was Rimmer saying it. It was a proper quote, you dimwits. Rimmer and Lister (two main characters from Red Dwarf)were talking about dying (Rimmer is dead already) and Rimmer said "At least I got a bit of a warning. The best warning some people get is 'mind that bus what bus splat' " or something like that. I don't know how Smon got it though, since that episode is long forgotten and only available on DVD/VHS
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Old 08-30-2006, 10:07 AM   #129
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...perhaps he has the DVD. Dimwit

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Old 08-30-2006, 10:11 AM   #130
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If you're not going back on discussing myspace, I'll have to report your behaviour to some moderator.


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Old 08-30-2006, 10:13 AM   #131
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I would be very insterested to recieve that PM.

Oh screw it, Fender didn't post his, so I'll post it for him. Listen to his music.

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Old 08-30-2006, 11:24 AM   #132
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I'm pretty sure there was no particular reason why he didn't embar post this himself. On the other hand he surely will appreciate that you did it for the sake of pure on-topic-ness.

Like me.

I'll let you go, this time, but be warned, next time the Monkey Island Discussion Forum's moderators team(TM) won't be so grace grate graci friendly again.


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Old 08-30-2006, 12:02 PM   #133
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Too right. We here love nothing more than off topicness.

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Old 08-30-2006, 12:12 PM   #134
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Topic is topic. "On" or "off", who cares,.. it is mostly only important concerning the light switch at places where you make out, anyways.



Oh, wait. I do care. Didn't I warn you earlier the day?


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Old 08-30-2006, 12:53 PM   #135
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If you're not going back on discussing myspace, I'll have to report your behaviour to some moderator.

Yep, looks like.

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Old 08-30-2006, 01:48 PM   #136
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Can I get a cookie anyways?

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Old 08-30-2006, 06:34 PM   #137
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Das you idiot. A girl who changes her style of clothing for you, will do literally anything else for you too. And you get the idiot dumbass tag additionally, because she thinks you're, I cite: "cute, smart and funny".


That is, ladies and gentlemen, how to screw a ****.
She's not exactly the definition of beauty.

And for the record, she said she changed her style because she was just "sick of being goth" since all the goth kids nowadays are goth just because, whereas she's actually had rough experiences. But that's what she said.

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Yeah, blowjobs for life but noooo.... Mole, was that made up? A goth girl with a gay friend?! WTFMEANGRLZ!!!!!!!!!!1"
No. Click the link above for her Myspace.

Click this one for his.

They both play saxophone. Otherwise I doubt they'd be friends.
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Old 08-30-2006, 06:53 PM   #138
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I have a gay goth friend who wants to have naruto's babies. Also, that guy in the picture with the girl is kinda hot.

And, I ASKED HIM OUT TODAY!!!

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Old 08-30-2006, 06:56 PM   #139
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How'd it go?! How'd it go?! How'd It Go?!

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Old 08-30-2006, 06:57 PM   #140
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Well...

I dunno.
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Old 08-30-2006, 07:18 PM   #141
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Also, that guy in the picture with the girl is kinda hot.
lol he's gay too.
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Old 08-30-2006, 07:25 PM   #142
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...they all are. EXCEPT MY CHASIE WASEY BOO!!!

and I did prepair for worse replies....

Das-DUDE! THAT'S ME!
Ave-... ~suicide~
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Old 08-30-2006, 07:44 PM   #143
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lmao! no.

i'm not wexican.

i'm wasian.

get the ****ference right, yo.
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Old 08-30-2006, 07:57 PM   #144
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Well...

I dunno.
You're gonna have to give us a tad more information than that.

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Old 08-30-2006, 08:15 PM   #145
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Seriously. I gave him the note, hasn't said a word to me since. I dunno...but....I already got the ring on my left hand, if you know what i'm sayin'.
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Old 08-30-2006, 08:20 PM   #146
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Whoa, wait a minute. You went old school and passed him a note? That is so retro.


Pkay when did i turn into that guy?

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Old 08-30-2006, 08:26 PM   #147
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I almost went super retro and did the whole 'do you like me, check the yes or no box' note.

but I decided against it, and basically kissed his ass for a paragraph. Then, I wrote Will you go out with me?

and then I spritzed it with my favorite scent. Bath and Body Works, holiday collection 2004, Winter Candy Apple body splash. ~sigh~

I'm hopeless.
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Old 08-30-2006, 08:36 PM   #148
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notes are so weird.

my guess is that he'll say "i dont know" just as i did.

unless you've ever received a note saying "will you go out with me?" yourself, you don't know how awkward it is.
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Old 08-30-2006, 08:42 PM   #149
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Yeah, nobody gives me notes because I'm a nerd.

A hot nerd who has more fashion sence than those Hollister shopping whores.
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Old 08-30-2006, 08:55 PM   #150
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I almost went super retro and did the whole 'do you like me, check the yes or no box' note.
Now that I would have objected to on a grand scale. But the actual letter idea is kinda sweet (although I'm one of those freaks of nature who actually thinks this way, your guy will most probably throw the letter away as soon as he feels he doesn't need it anymore or use the back to play a game of naughts and crosses with his his friends).

Chances are he'll say yes just because of the novelty of recieving a letter asking him out (unless that kinda thing happens a lot when you live).

Oh, and he'll say yes because he'd be crazy to say no... of course... don't hurt me.

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Old 08-30-2006, 09:01 PM   #151
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HGed's be crazy to say no, eh?

Mr. Joshi, are you trying to seduce me? Cause I'm kinda committed. Although the whole 'hitting on darth' thing has been around for a while.
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Old 08-30-2006, 09:07 PM   #152
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"Kinda committed" is good enough for me... call me Neil.




Yes, this is all a joke, I wouldn't dream of hitting on a girl over the internet... no matter what others may tell you... it's all lies!

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Old 08-31-2006, 01:15 AM   #153
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Yep. My personal opinion is, the note was a bad move.




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Old 08-31-2006, 04:17 AM   #154
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I almost went super retro and did the whole 'do you like me, check the yes or no box' note.
Haha. Like this:

Code:
Dear Frank, 

   do you want to make out with me?

[ ] Yes.
[ ] No.
[ ] Maybe.



Kisses,
Daria

Just for my understanding.. *you* stepped up to *him*, looked in his eyes, then gave him a NOTE, without saying anything at all????? And you just turned around and walked away?

Now I know what I'm doing wrong and why I always get laid. Direct conversation with the person you fancy with.. NOT GOOD!


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Old 08-31-2006, 08:52 AM   #155
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A note was such a bad move. If you asked him yourself he would appreciate it much more. Although I suppose it's a couple of steps up from getting a friend to ask for him.
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Old 08-31-2006, 11:18 AM   #156
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Haha. Like this:

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Dear Frank, 

   do you want to make out with me?

[ ] Yes.
[ ] No.
[ ] Maybe.



Kisses,
Daria

Just for my understanding.. *you* stepped up to *him*, looked in his eyes, then gave him a NOTE, without saying anything at all????? And you just turned around and walked away?

Now I know what I'm doing wrong and why I always get laid. Direct conversation with the person you fancy with.. NOT GOOD!
My notes always work.

Code:
Dear Carol, 

   do you want to make out with me?

[ ] Yes.
[ ] No.
[ ] Maybe.



Enclosed is a picture of your mother locked in my attic.

Please reply soon, and choose wisely.

-Smon


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Old 08-31-2006, 11:42 AM   #157
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Yeah, with this coming back--
Code:
Dear Carol, 

   do you want to make out with me?

[ ] Yes.
[x] No.
[ ] Maybe.


Enclosed is a picture of your mother locked in my attic.

Please reply soon, and choose wisely.

-Smon
and following note on her door:
Code:
Dear Smon,

   I'm not at home, because I'm out,
making out with literally everyone I will meet on my way,
but just not with you!!




Carol

ps. Please tell my mom that this is what she gets for taking my Mr. Long John 
and not giving him back.


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I planned for this.

Code:
Obviously you do not understand my power.

Enlosed is your big toe.

Please reconsider, we don't want to lose anymore toes now do we?

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Oh, I should know too well..

Code:
You seem to have difficulties in abstracting what I am trying to say.

It's not gonna happen, punk!

Enclosed is my dead body, with all the openings filled up with boiling lead and
sewn close.


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PICK UP LINES THAT NEVER WORK:

"Hey baby, are you from heaven? Because I've got an erection."-Robot Chicken
"Hey baby, are you tired? Because here's a photo of your mom locked up in my attic."-SMBC
"Hey baby, are you gonna walk to your car alone later tonight? I'll just be staring at you from this corner booth all night."-Dane Cook


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