The "Oh ****, I've just killed the person above me!" Game

[Scorpicus]

It's time we get a new game! The "Oh ****, I've just killed the person above me" game!

Right, the rules are that the first person will type out a situation e.g. Bob was walking down the street.

Then the second person will kill them: when he got mowed down by a pentioner on a moped!

Then the third guy would kill the old guy on the moped and so on and so on.

All clear? Good. Ahem:

Maria Sharapova was playing tennis when...

[Pho3nix]

She saw Anna Kournikova working out and died of awe.

[Nick Virago]

then Lindsay Lohan showed up and shot Anna (sorry, 8 am is way too early to have any original ideas).

[Nick Virago]

*bump*

[Sotha-Sil]

Then, uh, some guy came and killed Lindsay.

[Du Man]

Originally Posted by Sotha-Sil

Then, uh, some guy came and killed Lindsay.

then the guy died in obscurity as he ran in a fit of depression right infront of a bus that happened to be driven at the time by Cary Elwes.

(we using celeberties only?)

[King Dando]

Then some average Joe dragged Cary Elwes off the bus, held him up at gunpoint, took him to the local zoo, and threw him in with the...urrrr....lions. No, tigers....Nah, lions.

[Nick Virago]

Then Uwe Boll dragged him to a room where he tied him to a chair and made him watch all his movies over and over again, so he died in a really painful way.

[King Dando]

EDIT: Then Uwe Boll was set upon by a pack of venomous hellhounds, whose leader was a man who really hated Uwe Boll?

[Nick Virago]

But then there's no one left to kill!

[King Dando]

^Now Nick, go for the kill!

[itchythesamurai]

Nick dillydallied too long and forgot about the hellhounds. They eventually finished up Uwe Boll and proceeded to devour our beloved forumite.

[King Dando]

Then after witnessing this whole affiar, Herman Munster went into a blind rage, accidently killing four people.

[itchythesamurai]

And then a convenient mob of townsfolk with torches and pitchforkes eviscerated poor Herman, robbing The Munsters of their breadwinner.

[King Dando]

Then one of the townsfolk (somehow) managed to drench everybody with kerosene, and then proceded to set fire to them all

[Nick Virago]

Then Ozzy Osburne showed up and bit his head off

[King Dando]

Then Geezer Butler showed up a smashed Ozzy's head in with his bass guitar

[Nick Virago]

Then Alfred, Bruce Wayne's butler, walked in and slowly talked Geezer into dying.

[King Dando]

Then Don Johnson came along in his Miami Vice guise and shot Alfred

[Grey Master]

Then Godzilla came and roasted Don Johnson with his flamebreath....

[King Dando]

Then Rodan appeared and emitted a radioactive heat beam from his mouth, killing Godzilla

[Grey Master]

Then came Thor and smashed Rodan to dust.......

[Nick Virago]

Then Rosie O'Donnell came and threw a rubber band at the Thor's head.

[Grey Master]

Then came Donald Trump and sued her, then she got executed....

[Carlo El Sanchez]

Then Chuck Norris came out of nowere and bit Donald Trump's face off - killing him instantly.

[King Dando]

Then Tony Montana appears, yells "Say 'Hello' to my little friend!" and unloads a whole magazine of ammo into Chuck

[Grey Master]

Then came Wolverine and cuts him to dead......

[Carlo El Sanchez]

Then White Goodman from Dodgeball comes and suffocates Wolverine with his rich long stylish hair.

[Grey Master]

Then came Venom and beated White Goodman to dead, then eated his remains.....

[King Dando]

Then Benny Goodman came along and bludgeoned Venom to death with his clarinet.

[Grey Master]

Then came Carnage and attacked Benny, resulting in Goodman's death...

[Carlo El Sanchez]

Then King Kong came and ripped Carnage in halfe with his bare hands

[Grey Master]

Then came The Grim Reaper and destoyed Kong's soul....

[Nick Virago]

Then Domino Hurley arrived and sprouted the grim reaper (named Jim) for stealing his rip.

[King Dando]

Then Manny sailed a coral grinder into Domino

[Carlo El Sanchez]

Then George of the Jungle swung on a vine and hit Manny, killing him.

[Grey Master]

Then came a T-Rex and caught George in his fangs, and dismembered him...

[Carlo El Sanchez]

Then Bastila Shan came and took her top off to reveal her $$$ and at the sight the T-Rex dropped dead with his eyes wide open.

[Grey Master]

Then came Revan and divorced Bastila for doing that, which let Bastila to suicide.....

[Carlo El Sanchez]

Then came The Exile, and showed Revan his lightsaber kills....Revan died just like that because The Exiles skill where so terrible.