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09-21-2006, 07:11 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2001
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Whoah! how did I get here?
I was surfing for zombie pirate porn, and somehow I got here...this place looks strangely farmiliar...
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09-21-2006, 10:02 AM
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Farm!?? That reminds me how *I* got here.
I googled for Electric Sheep Porn and it led me to the LF user page of Zoom Rabbit. I tried to hack him, he took my soul and installed it into my user account. (Hi, I'm Ray)
What can I say? -- Thank you, Zoom Rabbit. May a hundred pregnant Klingon slave girls have parturition on your bed. No wait, I meant Martha Stewart.
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09-21-2006, 10:25 AM
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Don't I know you? Didn't we meet in that bar... that... happy bar?
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09-21-2006, 11:10 PM
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The kinda
Join Date: Oct 2002
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Familiar? Why would it look familar?
I don't remember you.
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09-22-2006, 07:31 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2001
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Wait,it's all coming back to me...
monkeys, vaseline buckets...
oh crap. i'm back at the MI boards...
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09-22-2006, 07:45 AM
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Don't worry, as of yet you haven't run into any of those... tall vertical things... made of bricks... 
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09-22-2006, 09:02 AM
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Pheewwww. And I thought you would dare to comment on tapestries now.
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09-22-2006, 05:31 PM
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Oh NiKoes! Welcome back... but... zombie pirate porn?
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09-23-2006, 11:29 AM
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The kinda
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the worst part is, it wasn't a joke.
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09-23-2006, 01:46 PM
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How do you know...?
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09-23-2006, 04:59 PM
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The kinda
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i obviously have esp.
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09-23-2006, 05:06 PM
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I never Kipled
Join Date: Jul 2003
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I ban you because I can't stop
Wait, this isn't the I ban you game.
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09-23-2006, 05:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Das Mole
i obviously have esp.
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Than you should totally come here.
Cause that board is pretty filled with lies as of now.
"A few times in my life I've had moments of absolute clarity. When for a few brief seconds, the silence drowns out the noise and I can feel rather than think, and things seem so sharp and the world seems so fresh. I can never make these moments last. I cling to them, but like everything, they fade. I've lived my life on these moments. They pull me back to the present and I realize that everything is exactly the way it was meant to be."
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09-23-2006, 06:44 PM
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The kinda
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haha ohhh....
i need to start using other areas of lf.
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09-24-2006, 02:23 PM
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Exploring is a fun way to expand your posting mind.
"A few times in my life I've had moments of absolute clarity. When for a few brief seconds, the silence drowns out the noise and I can feel rather than think, and things seem so sharp and the world seems so fresh. I can never make these moments last. I cling to them, but like everything, they fade. I've lived my life on these moments. They pull me back to the present and I realize that everything is exactly the way it was meant to be."
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09-24-2006, 02:25 PM
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...and to become an annoying post-whore...
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09-24-2006, 03:21 PM
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The kinda
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hey, annoying post-whores are cool. i'm training to be one.
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09-24-2006, 03:34 PM
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I'm not an annoying post whore. I just have no life or time to fill.
"A few times in my life I've had moments of absolute clarity. When for a few brief seconds, the silence drowns out the noise and I can feel rather than think, and things seem so sharp and the world seems so fresh. I can never make these moments last. I cling to them, but like everything, they fade. I've lived my life on these moments. They pull me back to the present and I realize that everything is exactly the way it was meant to be."
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09-24-2006, 03:45 PM
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The kinda
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if you had a myspace you could spend all your time on there instead.
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09-25-2006, 08:16 AM
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I'm not an annoying post whore. I just have no life or time to fill.
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These aren't mutually exclusive...
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09-25-2006, 08:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Das Mole
hey, annoying post-whores are cool. i'm training to be one.
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You mean you might actually get worse?
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09-25-2006, 04:32 PM
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I think I should explore other sections too. Sounds nice. Quaint. Blissful. Beautiful. A model. Stupid. Dumb. Deaf. Blind. Oblivious. Unaware. Vulnerable. Uh oh.. I'm scared.
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09-25-2006, 07:47 PM
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GOD! What is wrong with you? You're always up my butt about somthing. So what if I post a lot, that's a reason to hate me and always be bugging me.
God, you're a butthead.
"A few times in my life I've had moments of absolute clarity. When for a few brief seconds, the silence drowns out the noise and I can feel rather than think, and things seem so sharp and the world seems so fresh. I can never make these moments last. I cling to them, but like everything, they fade. I've lived my life on these moments. They pull me back to the present and I realize that everything is exactly the way it was meant to be."
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09-25-2006, 08:39 PM
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You mean you might actually get worse?
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i already have XD
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09-26-2006, 03:49 AM
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GOD! What is wrong with you? You're always up my butt about somthing. So what if I post a lot, that's a reason to hate me and always be bugging me.
God, you're a butthead.
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McCoy's just like that. Ignore him like the rest of us do.
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09-26-2006, 08:58 AM
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[armleglegarmhead]
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I think A. Very is trying to say God's a butthead.
Because McCoy's rather an abomination of nature. Somebody you just want to make sure he's not touched the ground where you going to have a crap upon.
I also think Ave never had any orgasm at all, hence the post count. The reason's at hand: Darth_Ave fancies with Das Mole.
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09-26-2006, 09:03 AM
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But she quoted McCoy. Is she suggesting that McCoy's God?
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09-26-2006, 09:36 AM
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I'd say she's addressing God because she's convinced that he sent Pille after her to be up her butt.
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09-26-2006, 09:49 AM
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But she said, and I quote,
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GOD! What is wrong with you? You're always up my butt about somthing. So what if I post a lot, that's a reason to hate me and always be bugging me.
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God isn't capable of hate, it's not in his nature, he is ineffably loving. Therefore she couldn't possibly have been talking about God. More likely she was using his name in vane as a profanity.
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09-26-2006, 10:07 AM
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And you really think, and more, you dare to be sure that this is her way to see things? I mean.. Hello? Look at her postcount!
Also, how do you know God isn't capable of hate? What's with the God of Hate and Anger? Is he a fake bastard?
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09-26-2006, 10:31 AM
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You're saying that her lack for faith in the goodness of God gives her an unusually large post count?
And no, God isn't capable of hate, that's how he is ineffible.
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09-26-2006, 10:42 AM
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Pshaw, there is no God, there is only Goddess!
Also, happy Bureflux! 
Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!
And yes Darth_Ave, IMHO your blatant and annoying post-whoring is a reason to hate you... One of the reasons, actually; your main-streamy sheepiness and constant unreflected babbling about some crappy mass-produced pop-bitch being further ones...
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09-26-2006, 10:54 AM
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No. I'm saying that her postcount undoubtedly behaves inversely proportional to her lack of being able to grasp the meaning behind phrases like 'shut face'. That said, we got already the direct implementation of God being able to spread hate and agony, or is there another reason why we would have met her? In this particular case, God has love only for those who know how to work the ignore list thinger. Is klar, ne?
[edit]Hee, Pille. 'Sup? Are you trying to hit on her?
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09-26-2006, 11:23 AM
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You seem to be forgetting the Devil completely here aren't you?
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09-26-2006, 12:02 PM
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Hee, Pille. 'Sup? Are you trying to hit on her?
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IIRC, she's 14 or something... I'm 21, what would I want with an annoying 14 years old brat?
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09-26-2006, 06:36 PM
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So.....how is everyone?
Original member of 2002.
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09-27-2006, 04:46 AM
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Don't ask...
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09-27-2006, 08:00 AM
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'll take away your bucket
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Entertain me or I'll sue you.
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09-27-2006, 08:08 AM
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You'll try.
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09-27-2006, 08:51 AM
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[armleglegarmhead]
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And you'll cry.
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