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Old 09-21-2006, 07:11 AM   #1
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Whoah! how did I get here?

I was surfing for zombie pirate porn, and somehow I got here...this place looks strangely farmiliar...


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Old 09-21-2006, 10:02 AM   #2
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Farm!?? That reminds me how *I* got here.

I googled for Electric Sheep Porn and it led me to the LF user page of Zoom Rabbit. I tried to hack him, he took my soul and installed it into my user account. (Hi, I'm Ray)

What can I say? -- Thank you, Zoom Rabbit. May a hundred pregnant Klingon slave girls have parturition on your bed. No wait, I meant Martha Stewart.


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Old 09-21-2006, 10:25 AM   #3
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Don't I know you? Didn't we meet in that bar... that... happy bar?

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Old 09-21-2006, 11:10 PM   #4
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Familiar? Why would it look familar?

I don't remember you.
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Old 09-22-2006, 07:31 AM   #5
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Wait,it's all coming back to me...
monkeys, vaseline buckets...

oh crap. i'm back at the MI boards...


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Old 09-22-2006, 07:45 AM   #6
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Don't worry, as of yet you haven't run into any of those... tall vertical things... made of bricks...

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Old 09-22-2006, 09:02 AM   #7
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Pheewwww. And I thought you would dare to comment on tapestries now.


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Old 09-22-2006, 05:31 PM   #8
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Oh NiKoes! Welcome back... but... zombie pirate porn?
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Old 09-23-2006, 11:29 AM   #9
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the worst part is, it wasn't a joke.
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Old 09-23-2006, 01:46 PM   #10
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How do you know...?
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Old 09-23-2006, 04:59 PM   #11
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i obviously have esp.
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Old 09-23-2006, 05:06 PM   #12
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Old 09-23-2006, 05:08 PM   #13
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i obviously have esp.
Than you should totally come here.

Cause that board is pretty filled with lies as of now.
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Old 09-23-2006, 06:44 PM   #14
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haha ohhh....

i need to start using other areas of lf.
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Old 09-24-2006, 02:23 PM   #15
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Exploring is a fun way to expand your posting mind.
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Old 09-24-2006, 02:25 PM   #16
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...and to become an annoying post-whore...




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Old 09-24-2006, 03:21 PM   #17
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hey, annoying post-whores are cool. i'm training to be one.
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Old 09-24-2006, 03:34 PM   #18
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I'm not an annoying post whore. I just have no life or time to fill.
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Old 09-24-2006, 03:45 PM   #19
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if you had a myspace you could spend all your time on there instead.
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Old 09-25-2006, 08:16 AM   #20
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I'm not an annoying post whore. I just have no life or time to fill.
These aren't mutually exclusive...




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Old 09-25-2006, 08:34 AM   #21
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hey, annoying post-whores are cool. i'm training to be one.
You mean you might actually get worse?

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Old 09-25-2006, 04:32 PM   #22
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I think I should explore other sections too. Sounds nice. Quaint. Blissful. Beautiful. A model. Stupid. Dumb. Deaf. Blind. Oblivious. Unaware. Vulnerable. Uh oh.. I'm scared.
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Old 09-25-2006, 07:47 PM   #23
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Quote:
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These aren't mutually exclusive...
GOD! What is wrong with you? You're always up my butt about somthing. So what if I post a lot, that's a reason to hate me and always be bugging me.

God, you're a butthead.
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Old 09-25-2006, 08:39 PM   #24
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You mean you might actually get worse?
i already have XD
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Old 09-26-2006, 03:49 AM   #25
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Quote:
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GOD! What is wrong with you? You're always up my butt about somthing. So what if I post a lot, that's a reason to hate me and always be bugging me.

God, you're a butthead.
McCoy's just like that. Ignore him like the rest of us do.

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Old 09-26-2006, 08:58 AM   #26
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I think A. Very is trying to say God's a butthead.

Because McCoy's rather an abomination of nature. Somebody you just want to make sure he's not touched the ground where you going to have a crap upon.

I also think Ave never had any orgasm at all, hence the post count. The reason's at hand: Darth_Ave fancies with Das Mole.


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Old 09-26-2006, 09:03 AM   #27
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But she quoted McCoy. Is she suggesting that McCoy's God?

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Old 09-26-2006, 09:36 AM   #28
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I'd say she's addressing God because she's convinced that he sent Pille after her to be up her butt.


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Old 09-26-2006, 09:49 AM   #29
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But she said, and I quote,

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GOD! What is wrong with you? You're always up my butt about somthing. So what if I post a lot, that's a reason to hate me and always be bugging me.
God isn't capable of hate, it's not in his nature, he is ineffably loving. Therefore she couldn't possibly have been talking about God. More likely she was using his name in vane as a profanity.

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Old 09-26-2006, 10:07 AM   #30
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And you really think, and more, you dare to be sure that this is her way to see things? I mean.. Hello? Look at her postcount!

Also, how do you know God isn't capable of hate? What's with the God of Hate and Anger? Is he a fake bastard?


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Old 09-26-2006, 10:31 AM   #31
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You're saying that her lack for faith in the goodness of God gives her an unusually large post count?

And no, God isn't capable of hate, that's how he is ineffible.

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Old 09-26-2006, 10:42 AM   #32
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Pshaw, there is no God, there is only Goddess!
Also, happy Bureflux!
Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!

And yes Darth_Ave, IMHO your blatant and annoying post-whoring is a reason to hate you... One of the reasons, actually; your main-streamy sheepiness and constant unreflected babbling about some crappy mass-produced pop-bitch being further ones...




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Old 09-26-2006, 10:54 AM   #33
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No. I'm saying that her postcount undoubtedly behaves inversely proportional to her lack of being able to grasp the meaning behind phrases like 'shut face'. That said, we got already the direct implementation of God being able to spread hate and agony, or is there another reason why we would have met her? In this particular case, God has love only for those who know how to work the ignore list thinger. Is klar, ne?


[edit]Hee, Pille. 'Sup? Are you trying to hit on her?


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Old 09-26-2006, 11:23 AM   #34
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You seem to be forgetting the Devil completely here aren't you?

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Old 09-26-2006, 12:02 PM   #35
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Hee, Pille. 'Sup? Are you trying to hit on her?
IIRC, she's 14 or something... I'm 21, what would I want with an annoying 14 years old brat?




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Old 09-26-2006, 06:36 PM   #36
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So.....how is everyone?




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Old 09-27-2006, 04:46 AM   #37
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Don't ask...

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Old 09-27-2006, 08:00 AM   #38
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Old 09-27-2006, 08:08 AM   #39
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Old 09-27-2006, 08:51 AM   #40
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