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12-02-2006, 09:10 PM
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Stop. Right now.
Hitting on me is illegal at your age.
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Oops, oh yeah. Get in touch with me in about five years, m'kay? Sweet. Haha, don't worry Ave, I'm just kidding. Because that'd be really messed up and sickening and in poor taste on my behalf.
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12-02-2006, 10:04 PM
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Oops, oh yeah. Get in touch with me in about five years, m'kay? Sweet. Haha, don't worry Ave, I'm just kidding. Because that'd be really messed up and sickening and in poor taste on my behalf.
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You'd better be kidding. I think my mom reads this website.
"A few times in my life I've had moments of absolute clarity. When for a few brief seconds, the silence drowns out the noise and I can feel rather than think, and things seem so sharp and the world seems so fresh. I can never make these moments last. I cling to them, but like everything, they fade. I've lived my life on these moments. They pull me back to the present and I realize that everything is exactly the way it was meant to be."
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12-02-2006, 11:51 PM
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Avery, I'm for serious not into girls more than two years younger than me, so it's 16 up for the Bry-guy. In several years I might slacken that into about four or five years acceptable age discrepancy, but I wouldn't be dipping into the teenager pool by that time anyway.
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12-02-2006, 11:56 PM
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I know, but if i'm banned from this site this close to 10,000 because you were fake hitting on me, I swear I will find you and stomp your eyeballs in wearing pointy heels or golf cleets.
"A few times in my life I've had moments of absolute clarity. When for a few brief seconds, the silence drowns out the noise and I can feel rather than think, and things seem so sharp and the world seems so fresh. I can never make these moments last. I cling to them, but like everything, they fade. I've lived my life on these moments. They pull me back to the present and I realize that everything is exactly the way it was meant to be."
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12-03-2006, 02:19 AM
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Darth Ave, how did you know about my heightened fear of eyeball damage? That's seriously way up there. Cutting, stabbing, you name it, freaks me out.
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12-03-2006, 02:20 AM
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Avery, I'm for serious not into girls more than two years younger than me, so it's 16 up for the Bry-guy. In several years I might slacken that into about four or five years acceptable age discrepancy, but I wouldn't be dipping into the teenager pool by that time anyway.
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12-03-2006, 02:28 AM
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Darth Ave, how did you know about my heightened fear of eyeball damage? That's seriously way up there. Cutting, stabbing, you name it, freaks me out.
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It just seemed like a voilent thing to do to someone. That or I'll feed you to some mutant cannibal pigs. (Thanks Thomas Harris for writing Hannibal and giving me that idea.)
"A few times in my life I've had moments of absolute clarity. When for a few brief seconds, the silence drowns out the noise and I can feel rather than think, and things seem so sharp and the world seems so fresh. I can never make these moments last. I cling to them, but like everything, they fade. I've lived my life on these moments. They pull me back to the present and I realize that everything is exactly the way it was meant to be."
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12-03-2006, 03:05 AM
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I'm seriously staying away from girls for a few years, its just not safe anymore.
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Just keep in mind, the longer you wait, the more opportunity you give them to add even more STDs to their collection.
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12-03-2006, 05:41 PM
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I don't see how that's illegal.
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12-03-2006, 11:49 PM
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Does the phrase 'sexual predator' mean anything to you?
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12-03-2006, 11:50 PM
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Just keep in mind, the longer you wait, the more opportunity you give them to add even more STDs to their collection.
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The one who threatened to kill me just started leaving me alone recently, hopefully she stays away. |
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12-04-2006, 12:09 AM
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My bet is that she had an epiphany relevant to your killing power.
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12-04-2006, 03:46 PM
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No girls means no seeeeeeeeeeeeeeex.
You're going to let fear keep you away from that?
Original member of 2002.
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12-04-2006, 03:47 PM
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No girls means no seeeeeeeeeeeeeeex.
You're going to let fear keep you away from that?
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12-04-2006, 04:41 PM
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No girls means no sex with girls!
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12-04-2006, 04:52 PM
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No girls means no sex with girls!
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No girl=no wife
No wife=no sex for men
abstince bro.
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12-04-2006, 07:35 PM
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abstince bro.
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Abstinance is BULL****!
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12-04-2006, 07:37 PM
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I'm actually pro abstinence. You can't get none of this till there's a ring.
Even though, who'd really want this? I'll tell you, NOBODY! ~frowny face~
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12-04-2006, 09:07 PM
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I'm actually pro abstinence. You can't get none of this till there's a ring.
Even though, who'd really want this? I'll tell you, NOBODY! ~frowny face~
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That's a terrible trap you've set for kind-hearted creepy old men, Ave. I'm convinced you're working for the government now.
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12-05-2006, 08:16 AM
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No girl=no wife
No wife=no sex with girl for men
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Fixed. XD
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Even though, who'd really want this? I'll tell you, NOBODY! ~frowny face~
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Yeah, pro abstinence is all good. But wait, for years and years, just to find out you just married someone who likes doing it from behind while you like it from above? Who'd really want that? I'll tell you,  me not.
Maybe simply not ****ing around like a "whore" is also a good thing if you're concerned about your "image". Well if it's for your health, practise safe sex.
I mean, you're not going to trust your future spouse anyway, are ya?
What, love? Hm.. I recently digged this out, maybe it will give you enlightenment:
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Bah. Love is a stainless steel eagle inscribed with hellish utterances, jet black, bristling with missiles and chain guns under a forty-foot wingspan that comes screeching down upon you on a moonless, stormy night. Its only purpose can be to destroy.
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Hm.. Why do I tell you that? Ahh, I know. I have no idea. But just upped my postcount, eh.
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12-05-2006, 08:28 AM
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Perhaps Darth_Ave is just waiting for the right person and feels better about herself for not doing it so soon.
Mind you, when she finally does get round to doing it she'll probably kick herself for waiting so long.
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12-05-2006, 08:48 AM
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Yeah, exactly. Just like if you ever manage to get laid, you'll probably kick all the girls who were not doing it with you. I mean, if you're still able, when 80 years old.
Right?
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12-05-2006, 08:53 AM
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I get the feeling you're trying to tell me something, but I can't put my finger on it...
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12-05-2006, 09:23 AM
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I'm not sure as well..
It just sounded as if you'd have plan for a possible post defloration scenario..
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12-05-2006, 09:25 AM
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...how did you find our about my aspirations to be a botanist?!
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12-05-2006, 09:29 AM
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I concluded from what your sister told me.
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12-05-2006, 09:31 AM
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...okay how did you know I have a sister?
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12-05-2006, 09:34 AM
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That was easy. I'm Ray.I met her when she picked up her mother, who was nakety-cleaning my space ship. I asked "Aren't you the girl with a white-green dino-brother?" She replied "Yes. He's a famous kart-driver, too!"
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12-05-2006, 11:14 AM
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I'm actually pro abstinence. You can't get none of this till there's a ring.
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That's because you're still too young to understand.
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12-05-2006, 04:28 PM
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Welcome back, McCoy... Pfft... Traitor.
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12-05-2006, 07:31 PM
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That's because you're still too young to understand.
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Well, you know some people have religious reasons too.
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12-05-2006, 08:36 PM
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I have the reason that I don't wanna carry around a baby. Childbirth is scary, and I DON'T wanna go through that.
And don't say birthcontrol. Cause that would SUCK!
Mom-Hey Ave, you wanted to ask me somthing?
Ave-MOM I WANNA HAVE HOT SEX WITH BOYS. GO BUY ME PILLS SO I WON'T HAVE A KID!
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12-06-2006, 02:37 AM
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Use condoms. They're Anti-STD, too!
*pokes Pille in the eye*
And you're too much of a virgin to comment on that!
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12-06-2006, 03:54 AM
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Well, you know some people have religious reasons too.
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I count that as a immaturity, too...
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And don't say birthcontrol. Cause that would SUCK!
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Yep, too young...
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Ave-MOM I WANNA HAVE HOT SEX WITH BOYS. GO BUY ME PILLS SO I WON'T HAVE A KID!
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You can buy them (and condoms) yourself... And if you're arguing about the "Oh noes, but a child dies then!!11", from a biological viewpoint, what you do each month (or not, since you're too young) is the same...
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And you're too much of a virgin to comment on that!
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You of all people should know that I'm not a virgin anymore... 
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12-06-2006, 03:58 AM
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from a biological viewpoint, what you do each month (or not, since you're too young) is the same...
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If you don't think she does that you obviously don't know much about it.
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12-06-2006, 04:07 AM
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Two slices of meat between two radiator sections do not count here.
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12-06-2006, 04:29 AM
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If you don't think she does that you obviously don't know much about it.
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I'm simply not sure how old she is. I think it was somewhere around 14, which is in the range where it starts, AFAIK, so there's a chance she doesn't do it.
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Two slices of meat between two radiator sections do not count here.
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You know we didn't stop there...
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12-06-2006, 04:35 AM
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I think she's 16 actually... I think.
And Girls have been known to start as early as 9 and it's not totally uncommon to start at around 12.
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12-06-2006, 04:47 AM
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Oooo. What do we have here? Professor Wise and Doctor Ass! Now may I, as father of a little girl, enlighten you, that girls have "it" the first time within the first days after birth?
What's for lunch?
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12-06-2006, 04:49 AM
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Well, it does vary from person to person and I honestly don't really care that much whether Ave is one of the early ones or not... And I probably shouldn't have gone from mental to physical immaturity...
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