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Old 11-19-2006, 07:41 PM   #81
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Ignoring Mayhem's call, Davinq was creeping up silently on the lone zombie of the bottom floor. Retrieving a holy water balloon from his pocket, he got up right behind the guy and splashed him. He fell without a sound.

Instantly, another zombie 'ghosted' out of the ground to take its place!

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Old 11-19-2006, 08:37 PM   #82
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"So many." Thought Pscho. "Where the F#ck is Zelda?" said Psycho.

Soon, the unearthly amount of zombies burst throughto their floor.

"I didn't think I would have to use ... it so early." said Psycho. Psycho took out a coke can and drank it. His Chainsaw blade started glowing.

"Bankai!!!" screamed Psycho as his Chainsaw blade turned into a black katana with a buddist manji (Nazi Swastika for those who don't know) at the hilt.

"Timme to kick some arse." said Psycho.

At unhumane spped he sliced annd diced through the hourds. Zombie by zombie fell cut in half to the ground. The hourds were shrinking at incredible rate. The other forumites watched in awe at the unexpected power of his attacks. Blood was spilling everywhere. Zombie guts all over the ground. Psycho had eliminated the ranks.

His sword returned to its original form and Psycho passed out.
More zombies came and the forumites prepared to make sure Psycho didn't get eaten.

(Hehe. BLEACH reference)


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Old 11-19-2006, 10:37 PM   #83
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Davinq was aghast. What was going on? It was clear that the zombies were spawning from underground. But that must mean... Oh no! I've got to go warn the others!, and he ran off to find the rest of the forumites.

On the way, he found a crowd of zombies fighting each other in front of Victoria Secret, over bras! The distraction was all Davinq needed to whip out his katana and cut the undead beasties into ribbons. After the deed was done, Davinq decided it wouldn't hurt to take a peek inside...

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Old 11-19-2006, 11:59 PM   #84
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Mayhem had ran into the Disney store, life was good surrounded by plush animals and chinese takeout she had managed to steal.

"Hey... where are Zel and Dav...?"
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Old 11-20-2006, 06:51 AM   #85
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Ignoring the bruise on his arm, Jimmy made his way to the Disney store with his newly aquired baseball bat. Realizing he'd never actually used a baseball bat as a weapon he figured he'd try it out. (He was a good swing, as he used to play baseball) OWNED! "Dude, that had to have been a home run!" He spoke to the now-headless zombie corpse. Bang! A fair smack to the torso, completley uneffetive but it had a hood whack to it. "Well, this should do nicely." He wandered over to the Disney store.




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Old 11-20-2006, 06:45 PM   #86
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Zelda awoke in a different room, the smell of rotten corspe all around her. She looked around, before noticing she was tied up and had a rag over her mouth. She noticed a few piles of flesh and bones, while two zombies snacked on it, ignoring her. One stopped and stared at her. Her heart raced as it lingered to her, a piece of bloody flesh in it's hands.
~thinking~ Oh no, I'm so dead. I don't want to die.
She started to cry, as it dropped the flesh on her pants.

Zombie: Eat...... it........ master.........
~thinking~ Master? It thinks I'm it's MASTER?
Zombie:.....eat........ others.....come....... master has awoken........

Ten other zombies entered the small room, carring metel objects.

Zelda: Uh, how am I your master?
Zombie: Other master is evil...... You show emotion....... Other master doesn't.... We help you and your friends........

The zombie took a metel piece from the ground and used it to cut Zelda's rope. She broke out of it and stood up to look at the zombies.

Zelda: Uhh, thanks. What's your name?
Zombie: Danyetta. Yours?
Zelda: Uhh, Abby. Or Zelda, whichever.
Danyetta: Well then, Abby, we will be glad to assist you and your friends. ZOMBIES: MARCH!

Danyetta led Zelda and the zombies to an airway above where everyone was. They dropped down in and the group starred at them. Dav started to shot at Danyetta, but Zelda stopped him.

Zelda: No, they're good zombies! They wanna help. They got me out of there.

She went to Mayhem, who was watching Mulan.
Zelda: Dude, what happened to Psycho???


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Old 11-20-2006, 08:18 PM   #87
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Ross was a swirling sea of registration and death. He would have made any government paid employee proud. He punched through one zombies head only to reach another zombie behind it and handed it the form.

(Now for some reason zombies are compelled to fill out any papers given to them, much like they are compelled to consume human flesh and BRAINSSSS. This is a well known fact apparently, but this information is left out of most movies and other zombie related media as it is not as exciting to hear zombies moaning....What'sss maahh sooccial securityy nummmmber againnn??? Except for the cult favorite Day of the Zombies fillingout forms. In which numerous zombies can be heard moaning this throughout the movie while murdering people and getting brains on papers they are filling out.)

The zombie filled out the paper. Ross quickly used the paper in quick slicing actions to give the zombie the mother of all paper cuts. It fell into little pieces on the ground. He then withdrew his arm and hand from the other zombies skull, slicing that in half with the same peice of paper.

So far he had 54 signatures. The whole death of hundreds, people being eaten alive and destruction of millions of dollars of prpoerty damage was turning out to be a pretty succesful venture thus far. At this rate, he could have a few hundred after a few days. Also he would most likely be dead or a zombie himself at that time. Which would be sweet. A zombie Ninja in the government would be great for zombie rights everywhere. Not much has progressed since the previously afformention Presidental Zombie reawakening in 1985 which ended tragically in Cancun.

Out of nowhere a detached zombie hand landed on his shoulder. It caught his off gaurd. It began choking him trying to pick his nose. Which was cool. Except for the while choking thing. He began gasping unable to breathe. He couldn't cut it off because it's closeness to his neck and it's likeliness of him chopping his dome piece off. He began blacking out. Everything was gettting very distorted. Things began spinning. He had dropped the registrtion form in all this commotion, and it was just out of reach. He strecthed with all his might for the paper next to him. It was getting so hard just to focus. He barely managed to get a finger on it and dragged it toward himself. He was just about done and he knew it. It took everything he had but he brought the paper to his neck. The zombie hand paused. It was drawn between killing and filling out paper forms. IT panicked. It didn't know what to do. It finally released it's grasp on Ross' neck and grabbed the paper. It started filling it out in a hurry most likely to get back to killin'. Ross grabbed his sword and brought it down hard on the hand. He was wheezing and releaved to be free from the grip.

He heard a cackling laugh. He whipped around to see a white clad man in a white top hat. It was the PIRATE POOP DAWG"S HENCHEMAN THE WIZARD. And in his hand was a voter registration form for ..........THE PIRATE. And it had at least a hundred signatures....


Carrot top fell from the ceiling surronded by broken glass from the skylight he just busted through. He landed right onto of a zombie destroying it and spraying blood all over. He got up without missing a beat. He ripped the head off the nearest zombie and said "Looks like he's a HEAD CASE! Yuck yuck yuck." He then freakin' crushed the head in his massive man grip. Just then his prop-chest came smashing through the next closest skylight. It too landed on a zombie. But the zombie got back up and was now covered in hilariously zany props. All other zombies saw this and laughed at the zombie. Who then felt self conscious and spontaniously combusted. Which was awesome. Carrot Top ran over to the prop chest and began rummaging through it. His reighn of terror had just begun.

Then another skylight suddenly expoloded. (luckily this mall featured the most skylights of any mall anywhere, ever.) Steven Segal flew through the smashed glass. His arms were outstretched as if he was feeling the very fabric of reality and was embraced within it as one, a beautiful joining of life and nature. Zombies everywhere looked up in awe. And CRIED. TEARS OF JOY. It was the most beautitful thing any of them, or for that matter any person ever in history of mankind has ever seen.

Time seemed to be crawling by, as if in slow motion. And it was. Because he wanted it to be. He banked left and then leveled off and did a loop de loop with amazing grace and ease. He began twirling in a tornado of awesomeness and lowered himself to the ground. He landed and seconds afterwards the air around him finally stopped swirling and everything was still again. Everything was still until he began his awesomeness......

Also another skylight exploded and Shadow came flying through. He farted.


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Old 11-20-2006, 10:30 PM   #88
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And unfortunately I have to run off to soccer, I'll elaborate upon my return.

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Old 11-20-2006, 11:13 PM   #89
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Walking towards the food court at the other end of the mall, Halo gripped his shotgun tightly. Ducking under tables and behind chairs, he waited for any zombie ambushes.
'Well I better get some food stashed and head back to the others.'he thought.
Looking at a map to see his cordinance, he found a backup generator down three stairways, meaning 2 stories underground. Taking out his walkie-talkie he scanned frequencies for any allies to tell the news.
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Old 11-21-2006, 05:53 AM   #90
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Wiping the tears of joy from his eyes, St. Jimmy began hysterically running around with voter registration forms. "Can't you see?!" He intoned. "This is what we were sent here for! Do you guys really think it was a coincidence that we all ended up here, in the same place, together? We are here to gain the votes of zombies! It's our fate!" Running as fast as he could, Jimmy had no regard for his personal safety. He ran through hordes of zombies, over benches, and through potplants. He had absolutely no idea where he was running to, but he had a mission and he was determined.




The following tale of alien encounter is true and by true, I mean false. Its all lies. But they're entertaining lies, and in the end isn't that the real truth? The answer is no.
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Old 11-21-2006, 03:14 PM   #91
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Psycho woke up and crawled to the nearest disney store.

"Need a nap."Said Psycho as he passed out on the Cinderella blanket.

Something fell out his trench coat. They were 2 pairs of gloves.
A pioece of paper that fell with the gloves said "Personalized weaponry gloves. Put these on and you get a powerful weapon made from your own soul. Great for zombie robot and alien invasions."

Mayhem and Zelda looked at them and thought that Psycho woulnd't miss them.


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Old 11-21-2006, 06:26 PM   #92
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Zelda agreed to stay guard while he slept. She saw the paper and read it.

Zelda: Wooh, what do we have here? "Personalized weaponry gloves"? What the hell are those?

Danyetta rolled on the ground to watch Mulan. She heard Zelda and sighed.

Danyetta: You don't know? They're fighting weapons. Used them when I was alive and in the Area 51. You shouldn't use them

Zelda: Why? Are they dangerous?

Danyetta: Very. They USE YOUR SOUL. It feeds off it.

Zelda: How do you know so much?

Danyetta: Because. I was a teen genuis. But our headquarters made the zombie virus trying to create the perfect human and........ they tested it on me and my boyfriend, the zombie's leader.....

Mayhem: Guys, we got company.

The zombies Zelda saw were now entering the store. Hundreds, carrying sharp weapens and guns.

Zelda: Dammit, this is not good. Danyetta, get the good zombies to go fight. Mayhem, Darth, do whatever. I'll get Psycho up and we'll meet up.

They agreed and went to work. Zelda attempted to get Psycho.

Zelda: C'mon dude, get up...


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Old 11-21-2006, 07:07 PM   #93
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Psycho: eh. Wahts goin on?" asked Psycho.

He saw the numerous zombies and prepared to attack. then he saw Danyetta and tried to attack her. He pulled his chainsaw blade and was 3 inches away from slicing her to pieces.

"Wait! I'm a good guy!" said Danyetta.

"A good zombie. Must of been alive at time of zombification.Very well. I'll let you live." said Psycho. He continued to battle adn saw the huge number of them. He had been too injured from his Bankai use.

"Take this" said Psycho as he tossed a shining orb thingy to Zelda.

"Say your name and it will become a weapon. The weapon is different from person to person. If you train at it enough you can release your power from within and achieve Bankai. This won't drain your soul. It's like an evolved form of the personal weapon gloves. This Chainsaw Blade is my weapon. Use it to hold off those other zombies while I heal up on mickey bars and Little Mermaid Lollipops." said Psycho.

"And I got my I on you "good" zombie" said psycho.


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Old 11-21-2006, 07:24 PM   #94
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Zelda took the orb and looked at it. It was odd, and felt like it was glowing. She was reluctant to say her name, bu t seeing the zombies, she did.

Zelda: Uh, Abby.

The orb shook and glowed bright pink with black hearts, then exploded in her hands. The smoke cleared, and she held two small fans with metal blades at the top.

Zelda: Woh, awesome.

She unfoled the fans and tested them on a zombie. It cut it in half, blood going everywhere.

The orb appeared again and she threw it to Psycho. This was such a weird day..


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Old 11-21-2006, 08:55 PM   #95
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Psycho started wolfing down on Disney themed candy whil off in the distance something walks.

"Our ranks are growing. There is nothing those forumties of Razputin's domain can stop us. and just to piss them off, Raz is a Faggot.Those losers." said a mystrious character.
The mysterious charcter summoned a large bow and arrow and prepared to assist his zombie hourds.

(I don't think Raz is a Fag. I just had the mysterious character say that so he would be hated more.)


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Old 11-21-2006, 09:29 PM   #96
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HEY WHAT DO MICHAEL JACKSON AND CAVIAR HAVE IN COMMON???????


spoiler:
THEY BOTH COME ON LITTLE CRACKERS!



OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL






why is this thread still here?????



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Old 11-21-2006, 09:44 PM   #97
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I don't know jmac. But like all the other RPG's the narutards are in, this one is getting majorly ****ed up.

I think Avery will die now.

A zombie came up to Avery with a pipe. "OW!" Avery yelled, before collasping.

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Old 11-21-2006, 10:58 PM   #98
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So ... should we all die then? The RPG would still have and ending, albeit a morbidly sad one ... if that ends up being the case, I'd like to think the ZA!RPG was unique.
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Old 11-21-2006, 11:17 PM   #99
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Bloodied and bruised, St. Jimmy rampaged through the shopping mall. "Phew, that's at least 7 signatures." He puffed. "This isn't easy." He swung his bat at a hairdressers right next to him, reached through the window and pulled out a bottle of hair spray. "I have no idea what I'm going to do with this" He looked at the bottle. "I was going to drink it but that would be really stupid."
~Brainwave~
Jimmy bent down on one knee, and with one hand sprayed the bat with hair spray. With the other hand, the attached the broken peices of glass on the the end of the bat, effectively, making a mace.
"Alright, let's try this sucker out." He hefted his weapon. "IT'S NOT OVER BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!" He shreiked at the nearest zombies. He charged straight at the conveniantly place cluster of nearby zombies. Thud. A swift uppercut with the bladed bat caught the closest zombie in the jaw. It fell backwards with the blow and toppled. Repeatedly hitting it with the bat while it was down effectively turned it to a pulpy mush. "Sign here bitches." He handed around the voting form. The zombie pals were so awe struck by the awesome death sequence of their friend that they willingly complied and kneeled down to let St. Jimmy kill them.
"Twelve signatures." He breathed, looking at the paper. He ran off dodging the fallen corpses.




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Old 11-22-2006, 01:39 AM   #100
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Just then a zombie dog came up to Ross. They stared at each other. Then out of nowhere music started playing. ACE OF BASE to be exact.

Then the Zomba-dog starts doing the Charleston...HARD. Like freakin' 80 mph. He a freakin' blur. You're eyes start watering because of the wind it's producing, but also because it's so beautiful.

And the zombie presidents make a dramatic return from Cancun. With jet packs. They also start dancing. Many a hip gyrate (spelling?).

Then we all play Chicken Limbo. Which is like regualr limbo, except using a chicken. If you mess up the chicken laughs at you. It is a very intense ten hour game that is quite stressful on all involved.

I think Ross jabbed the wizard in the el- stomach. I'll flesh out the details another time.

Oh and steven Segal and Carrot Top are both zombies now too. But Steven is not really a zombie. Because he cant die. He's just pretending because he likes to mess with his victims heads. He's cool like that. He plans on just killing everything within a 30 mile radius for kicks after he leaves the mall. He wants to eat a chicken patty before he does that.

Carrot Top can be dead for all I care. Do with him as you please. Wait, he pooped in his pants too.


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Old 11-28-2006, 12:41 AM   #101
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Davinq was confused. Again. He had just totally spaced out, and not a single zombie had attacked him. Then he remembered. Good zombies?! Now I've seen everything He thought. Out loud he said "Alright, you! Go keep an eye on that zombie spawn spot, see if anything can become of it. You, you and you! Come with me. You! Go see what became of Abby, Ave, Mayhem - all the chicks. You! Go see if you can help Jimmy with his signature collecting. You! Find out what became of carrot top. The rest of you! Go get all the cash out of the cash registers of as many stores as you can - report only to me. Got that?"
Groans.
"Good. Move out!"

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Davinq was nervous. The ground had started rumble, if only slightly, and he had a suspicion of what was going on. He ran off in the direction of the spawn point.

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Upon arrival, a giant three-headed dog appeared with a flash of smoke and a loud *pop!* If Davinq had any vocal cords left in time, he would have screamed. Unfortunately, a rather vicious zombie came up on him from behind, and violently scratched his throat out.

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@Mayhem: didn't you say 13 pages worth, maximum? We didn't even get close . But yes, unique it is. And also my first, I believe. *blushes*

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Old 11-28-2006, 07:00 AM   #102
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Jimmy ran along a mezanine. He hadn't thought of looking down to the floor below untill now.
"Jackpot!"
Thousands of zombies thronged in a mass of rotting flesh and pained moans. His eyes lit up as his smile slowly spread across his face. Thinking about nothing except the glory of ninjas, he balanced on one arm and jumped down to the floor below. A sudden, sharp pain jolted through his legs as he landed and he almost buckled. Only half realising the pain he immediately straightened. Flailing his bat in a frenzy of hope, pride, ninja love and fury, he fought as many as he could while desperately handing out papers and getting signatures.

He swung his bat for what must have been forever, sweat dripping off of his chin, arms and legs straining to function. He was flagging, he needed to reach a point where he could get more advantage over the swarming zombies. Bashing his way through the hordes he made his way to the performance stage. From there he should be able to swing down at the masses and throw forms to the zombies he wasn't holding back.

Barely lifting himself with his arms, he finally got on the stage. Better, minimal zombies, and slightly more space. He began to throw paper at the oncoming swarm as the nearest of the attackers scaled the stage. Batting their heads, and pulping their arms he was losing time. Too may were around the stage, too many were climbing up. Now they were coming from each side aswell as from the ground, he turned around while stagnant arms reached for his legs. Swinging as fast as he could, his arms were beggining to fail. Closing in, the zombies crowded too close for him to swing his bat in full arcs anymore. He made jabbing motions at his assailants as he tried to pry his feet from the crowds behind him. They were close enough to reach out and touch. As he thrusted his bat, one of the nearest zombies slowly brushed the blow aside and pushed the bat away. With no weapon to aid him, he fought desperately with his tired hands. In one motion, the three closest figures reached out and firmly pushed him into the sea below. Slowly, he fell, brushing past the bodies on the way down. He landed on his back, too crowded to get up, he writhed and kicked with all that he had left. "You'll never take me! Ever!!!" He roared at them. Pinning him down with sheer mass and numbers, he was unable to move while an indifferent zombie repeatedly beat his chest with a crowbar, collapsing his ribcage and ending his breathing among other things. He was so hot while he lay there, everything was thick, the air, his body, his thoughts. So hard, so hot. His mucsles stopped tensing as he lost conciousness shortly followed by his heartbeat.

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Old 11-28-2006, 03:37 PM   #103
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Psycho choked on a Beuty and the Beast jawbreaker
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Old 11-28-2006, 04:46 PM   #104
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Someone PLEASE post another death. It doesn't even have to be your own... just post a death.




The following tale of alien encounter is true and by true, I mean false. Its all lies. But they're entertaining lies, and in the end isn't that the real truth? The answer is no.
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Old 11-28-2006, 05:28 PM   #105
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Zelda went out to the center of the mall. She looked around and a zombie snuck up on her and choked her with a piece of meat sausage thing.

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Old 11-28-2006, 09:23 PM   #106
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The wizard held out his huge list of signatures on the registration form. He laughed manically. It was infectious laughter. Ross laughed too. For a good 5 minutes they were both laughing. HARD. Then Ross wiped the laugh tears from his eyes and got supa serious.

If the Wizard got out of here with those names to contribute towards Pirates presidental campaighn, not too much would happen really. Maybe? I'm not entirely surehow the whole voter registration works. It might matter ALOT though.

But, it was also a matter of principles damnit. Freakin' Wizards always doing whatever they want. Casting spells and cursing people and what not. Screw that.
So Ross bum rushed the Wizard at like 500 million miles an hour or something crazy like that.

But he ressurected all the dead forumites in front of Ross. The Zombie forumites were supa scary and supa dead. Wizard assumed that Ross would somehow be emotionally attached to the fellow RD'ers or something. Which is totally emo. One of the very first parts of his ninja kidnapping/training was to remove the part of his brain where feelings come from. And also the part that makes you fart.


He was pulling out his crazy cool sword getting ready to freakin' stab and cut like crazy. But then he stopped. He hesitated. Was he really emotionally connected to these people? Did he really care? No he just considered the fact that he hadn't gotten their signatures yet. He then realized it didn't matter. 95% of the people who visit this site are mad underage and they can't even fill out voter registration stuff anyway. He then whistled supa loud. The nearest Hot Topic store freakin blew up crazy good. Fire and debris and stuff came flying out.

And so did his dog Shadow. Shadow was a pretty normal dog. Except for the fact that he was alittle fat, alittle dumb/supa smart, knew kung fu and how to use a gun, and had a giant gatlin' gun strapped to his back. Shaodw smiled. Which isn't even possible because he's a dog, but he did anyway. And then he started to let the bullets fly.......


OH, Lets make it a choose your own advenure thingee!

If you would like to see a supa cool scene where Shadow blows up the dead formuites turn to page 38.

If you want to see a crazy battle between Ross and Wizard over dead zombie signatures turn to page 43.

If you would like this thread to die a horrible death, put the book down and go outside.... and then lie under a truck.

If you would like to eat poop, run to your toilet real quick and then eat whats in there after you poo, and then turn to page 69.

If you would like to see a hot man-on-man action between Wizard and Ross you are freakin' sick and should stab yourself in the face with something supa sharp. And then turn to page 99, and try to swallow the whole book. While listening to the meat circus level music over and over again, because it's so annoying and I hate it so much.


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*Turns to page 69, loooks disgustedly, and then turns to page 43*




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Old 11-29-2006, 12:28 AM   #108
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Smon was standing on top of a broken battle tank outside the mall, zombies were all around him and as they slowly devoured the other forumers he let out a desperate yell to the heavens, left eternally unanswered.

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I think page 69 is winning in my mind as well. Followed closely by page 38. I should have put an option in for the jetpack return of the Zombie presidents as well. And Steven Segals mass carnage. If given time I'll work them all out. Except for one...


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*turns to pg 43*

In their desperation and thoughtless furvor, the RD gang had scattered. No longer were they the loosely-banded gang of mismatched youths, the ones that formulated plans and had managed to help each other get this far . . . but in their efforts to survive they had forgotten the golden rule of zombie survival: safety in numbers. Mayhem blamed Carrot Top. With all the pandemonium, managing to make a plan and stick to it had proven to be the achilles heel of them all, and they had each gone their seperate ways hoping that whatever they'd had in mind would succeed. And it hadn't. For anyone.

They had never even made it to the third floor, Mayhem thought bitterly. Despite the funnel that was the escalators, the zombies poured in. Through elevators and air-ducts even! With so little to work with, the RD gang was doomed. The gunshop was so overrun attempting to near it was suicide. Various items from merchandise to stands to windows and more were in various states of disrepair, fire creeping throughout from the cafe section. There were some advantages to being thin though, Mayhem had managed to slink away as far as she could and had made a makeshift fort of that ubrella, another shopping cart, and some lawn chairs. It was pitiful.Mayhem had opened a flap of the ubrella slightly, just enough to witness the death and revival of all her friends. Her eyes were wide with shock and she bit her lip, looking away with eyes shutting tight, tears starting to roll down her cheeks. With the final moments of what would be her life, Mayhem sent text messages and picture of said final moments to her friends and family. Hey, this was 'work'-related, the Hunters had a great plan, they'd send in a clone or robot or something ... right?

She dared to peek out. A dog. A wizard. And Ross. The zombified RD gang too. This could not end good. She heard a loud hiss/moan. Mayhem flipped her head in it's direction, but it was too late. The zombie wrapped its hands around Mayhem's thin neck, and she began struglging to breath. It managed to lift her to her feet even, and she was pretty helpless, gasping for air and pleading for help, her nails digging into his hands to undo them. She was fully aware of the other zombies closing in. She gave a swift kick to the zombies groin. He lost his grip and dropped Mayhem to the ground, she sputtering, he keeled over. Mayhem managed to reach into her little hovel of a fort and clasped the aluminum, blood-soaked bat in one hand at the rather torn umbrella in the other. And she ran.

She wouldn't go down without a fight. But zombies dont give up so easily neither. Zombies rushed in after her, and Mayhem ignored her bawling, her fear and pain and she ran full force as fast a her legs would let her with the umbrella opened. She was only able to see through a patch. A zombie came in after her from behind and she slung the bat, knocking it down. Mayhem neared her zombified friends and Ross ... and then she felt a dull pain across her back. It was a SWAT member fully garbed. "Hey... at least the government knows that the virus works now ..." He rasped, "Too bad all of you had to die to make sure. We just cant allow any survivors." Mayhem's eyes widened at her discovery, but it wouldn't matter. He swung the bat, she managed to roll away.

"You're tryng to prevent Ninja ForPrez from winning the elections by killing off his supportres," Mayhem spat, now standing on shaky feet.

"Now how would you know!?"

"Watching Ross and the Wizard duke it out for ballots - even the wavers made me realize. You conservative types never liked ForPrez anyway ..."

"But how-"

"I'm his campaign manager!" Mayhem shrieked, tackling the SWAT officer.

"Bitch! It's not gonna matter, you're gonna die, just like all your little friends!"

"Too bad, I got you on my cell-phones record feature then," Mayhem smirked, blood seeping from her mouth. It was on a auto-send anyway, she just had to send it to her friends and family ... one press of a button.

The SWAT offcier then aimed ... and fired. Mayhem's eyes glazed over, her heart ceasing to beat. But her cell-phone flew from her hand ... landing at Ross's feet. Her final words came out in a forced whisper, a smile on her lips, "Too bad I died before The Simpsons movie came out ... Please ... we need a hero ... and I'm too lazy ... Vote Ninja for '08..."
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Damn. Everybody keeps dying on me. Hmmm. I want to keep this going but it would be pointless without everyone else around. Should we all decide some momumental way to end this? Like everyone contributes and we find a kick ass way for this all to end? Or just let it slowly fade away?


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So close to turning 14 too. Just 5 more days.

Haha I only a month older than you.
That is awesome.
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Old 12-01-2006, 05:44 PM   #113
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Damn. Everybody keeps dying on me. Hmmm. I want to keep this going but it would be pointless without everyone else around. Should we all decide some momumental way to end this? Like everyone contributes and we find a kick ass way for this all to end? Or just let it slowly fade away?
I like the concept, not so much the super-powers and ninja skills. I mean, what are the odds a bunch of nerds talking about Psychonauts would have super-powers? Time to save it!
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Then as Smon, dead and lifeless, laid on the ground, he woke up.

"BWAH! What just happened?"
"Nothing, you ready to go?"
"Sure am Mr. Mercury!"
"Then LET'S ROCK!"

Dream.

"Ah! Oh... hey, Purple Squid, I had this dream I was in Queen... and played guitar, and Freddy Mercury was still alive and-"
"You're headless."
"No I'm no-... OH GOD."

Dream.

"You've been hit by, a smoooooth crim-in-al."

This actually happened.

"So, we're locked up, and and zombies are right outside, and our only weapons are these games at Gamestop?!"

Eh... yeah, this looks real.

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Old 12-01-2006, 06:31 PM   #114
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*click*

Halo opened the door to the stairwell. Turing on his flashlight helped him see the stairwell better.

Reloading his shotgun he inched his way down to the basement, a total of 3 flights of stairs. All of the sudden he heard somthing slithering at the bottem of the deep hole. Halo raised up his shotgun up to his shoulder. His light flickered. He pulled out his walkie talkie and scanned the radio for any other surrviving RD members. " Hello? Hello? Anyone read me?"
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"So many." Thought Pscho. "Where the F#ck is Zelda?" said Psycho.

Soon, the unearthly amount of zombies burst throughto their floor.

"I didn't think I would have to use ... it so early." said Psycho. Psycho took out a coke can and drank it. His Chainsaw blade started glowing.

"Bankai!!!" screamed Psycho as his Chainsaw blade turned into a black katana with a buddist manji (Nazi Swastika for those who don't know) at the hilt.

"Timme to kick some arse." said Psycho.

At unhumane spped he sliced annd diced through the hourds. Zombie by zombie fell cut in half to the ground. The hourds were shrinking at incredible rate. The other forumites watched in awe at the unexpected power of his attacks. Blood was spilling everywhere. Zombie guts all over the ground. Psycho had eliminated the ranks.

His sword returned to its original form and Psycho passed out.
More zombies came and the forumites prepared to make sure Psycho didn't get eaten.

(Hehe. BLEACH reference)
HAY GUESS WHAT KIBU TITE ISN'T A NAZI! Zangetsu's bankai hilt is actually the kanji "ban", or "final".



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Old 12-01-2006, 08:33 PM   #117
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Just then, 3 men in phantom costumes fell through the roof. "OMG IT'S GERARD BUTLER, LON CHANEY, AND MICHAEL CRAWFORD!!" Yelled Ave's zombie.
"Uhh yeah!" Said Michael, roundhouse kicking Ave's head off.
"Ow." She said, collasping.

The three phantoms went to destroy all the zombies. Michael killed them with his singing skills. Lon used mad karate skills and his distorted face. And Gerard used his emo! All the zombies were dead withen a few hours and they had a jam session with Emmy Rossum, Sarah Brightman, and Mary Philbin.
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Old 12-01-2006, 09:03 PM   #118
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So now we're all turning into zombies following our gruesome deaths? I don't know Ave...

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It's pretty much over. The phantoms killed all the zombies and are now hiving a jam session with the Christines.
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Well, if we're zombies we have like ... maybe a few minutes to do something awesome and wicked and radical and Xtreme to avenge ourselves before we go down again. Just like that music video, 'Bones'.

I really dont know what's going on...

There was a dark tunnel with a shining light at the end. But there were alot of neon signs at home in Vegas along the way too. Mayhem got distracted, then she felt an odd sensation comparable only to hypnogogia sweep through her from head to toe and next thing she knew, she was on the ground, just like a few moments earlier. Ross? She got up, grimacing at the pool of blood around her ... this could only mean ...

FINISH IT!
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