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12-09-2006, 02:03 AM
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Titles for KOTOR III
Here' are just some spoof titles I thought about for the next game. Maybe some others might be interested in the conversation.
STAR WARS Knights of the old republic III: 3
STAR WARS Knights of the old republic III: Spanked by the old republic!
STAR WARS Knights of the old republic III: Republic monkey spank the sith.
STAR WARS Knights of the old republic III: Spank your local sith lord.
STAR WARS Knights of the old republic III: The sith who are to tired to fight.
STAR WARS Knights of the old republic III: What happens next?
STAR WARS Knights of the old republic III: Stay tuned!
STAR WARS Knights of the old republic III: Revan never left.
STAR WARS Knights of the old republic III:Traya was JUST JOKING!!!
STAR WARS Knights of the old republic III:STAR WARS Knights of the old republic III
.....Some improvements might be needed though.
SAMHAIN HAS REACHED THE FORCE!!!
Jedi are going mad, chaos is ensuing everywhere!!! And all this time the masters were still trying to piece together how you get the handle to just stay on the belt! A drunk jedi is always up for a good fight!!!
"Jawa juice?" "No make it a visarian brandy, I'm gonna need to clear my mind after that last mission."
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12-09-2006, 04:15 AM
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STAR WARS Knights of the old republic III:Traya was JUST JOKING!!!
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I let out a "Heh" on this one, but the rest were stupid. 
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12-09-2006, 04:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Sabretooth
I let out a "Heh" on this one, but the rest were stupid. 
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 well then at least I can acount for one.
SAMHAIN HAS REACHED THE FORCE!!!
Jedi are going mad, chaos is ensuing everywhere!!! And all this time the masters were still trying to piece together how you get the handle to just stay on the belt! A drunk jedi is always up for a good fight!!!
"Jawa juice?" "No make it a visarian brandy, I'm gonna need to clear my mind after that last mission."
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12-09-2006, 09:39 AM
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Originally Posted by DARTH_DANZIG
STAR WARS Knights of the old republic III:Traya was JUST JOKING!!!
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This is my favourite. And I mean it! It would have been so wise not to have Kreia fortell the future...
But they let Kreia limit the possible plot to something kinda lame (to me).
What about :
STAR WARS Knights of the old republic III: Czerka takes over!
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12-09-2006, 07:17 PM
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STAR WARS Knights of the Old Republic III: The Necessary Sequel (or Trequel)
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Originally Posted by Sabretooth
I let out a "Heh" on this one, but the rest were stupid. 
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QFE
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12-09-2006, 07:31 PM
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Star Wars Knights of the old republic III: story creators on beer
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12-09-2006, 09:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Vaelastraz
STAR WARS Knights of the old republic III: Czerka takes over!
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Bless this almighty intergalactic coperation. In the name of almighty desk jocky!
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Star Wars Knights of the old republic III: story creators on beer
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I prefer crack!
SAMHAIN HAS REACHED THE FORCE!!!
Jedi are going mad, chaos is ensuing everywhere!!! And all this time the masters were still trying to piece together how you get the handle to just stay on the belt! A drunk jedi is always up for a good fight!!!
"Jawa juice?" "No make it a visarian brandy, I'm gonna need to clear my mind after that last mission."
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12-09-2006, 10:50 PM
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A serious one. Only one I can think of right now
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic III:Revan and the Exile- Relinquunt Omnia Servare Rem Publicam
Above Latin means "They gave up everything for the Republic"
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12-09-2006, 11:46 PM
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In all seriousness:
KOTORIII: Fall of the First Republic
"" "" "" "": Era of the Dark Side Rule
"" "" "" "": Covenant
"" "" "" "": Sith in the Ranks
"" "" "" "": Factions in conflict
"" "" "" "": Ahnilation of the Jedi (if we have to have polarity being mandatory, why not make anything less than the slightest bit of light sidedness into a darker ending this time? If there is no pull with a absolute center neutral/grey ending)
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12-10-2006, 02:51 AM
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In all seriousness:
KOTORIII: Fall of the First Republic
"" "" "" "": Era of the Dark Side Rule
"" "" "" "": Covenant
"" "" "" "": Sith in the Ranks
"" "" "" "": Factions in conflict
"" "" "" "": Ahnilation of the Jedi (if we have to have polarity being mandatory, why not make anything less than the slightest bit of light sidedness into a darker ending this time? If there is no pull with a absolute center neutral/grey ending)
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Uh yeah, is it going to include the parenthesis proximity too? 
SAMHAIN HAS REACHED THE FORCE!!!
Jedi are going mad, chaos is ensuing everywhere!!! And all this time the masters were still trying to piece together how you get the handle to just stay on the belt! A drunk jedi is always up for a good fight!!!
"Jawa juice?" "No make it a visarian brandy, I'm gonna need to clear my mind after that last mission."
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12-10-2006, 04:36 AM
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Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic III - Obsidian decided not to do a sequel, but a prequel
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12-10-2006, 04:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Pottsie
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic III - Obsidian decided not to do a sequel, but a prequel
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Life is all about taste... 
SAMHAIN HAS REACHED THE FORCE!!!
Jedi are going mad, chaos is ensuing everywhere!!! And all this time the masters were still trying to piece together how you get the handle to just stay on the belt! A drunk jedi is always up for a good fight!!!
"Jawa juice?" "No make it a visarian brandy, I'm gonna need to clear my mind after that last mission."
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12-10-2006, 05:17 AM
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I've got a few spoof titles. I can't guarantee you'll laugh though, so feel free to flame me for posting my lame spoof titles.
KotOR III: A New Ending
KotOR III: Return of the Ending
KotOR III: I’ve Got Amnesia Again!
KotOR III: (oh sorry, we didn’t have time to give the game a title, because we were forced to ship the game early for Christmas)
"Here is my final point. About drugs, about alcohol, about pornography and smoking and everything else. What business is it of yours what I do, read, buy, see, say, think, who I ****, what I take into my body - as long as I do not harm another human being on this planet?"
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12-10-2006, 07:20 AM
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Kotor III: Dark resurrection of the ultimate Evil!
Kotor III: To infinity and beyond!
Kotor III: Don't make me destroy you!
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12-10-2006, 07:43 AM
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KotOR III: I’ve Got Amnesia Again!
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This is funny.
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KotOR III: Revenge of the Fat One
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This I don't get: who's the fat one?
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12-10-2006, 08:19 AM
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Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic III - Patience
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12-10-2006, 09:31 AM
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This I don't get: who's the fat one?
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Probably G0-T0, I should think. "Fat One" is what HK-47 insists on calling him.
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12-10-2006, 10:08 AM
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OH yes, how could I forget? I laughed out when HK made that reference. 
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12-10-2006, 10:44 AM
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Star Wars: Knights Of The Old Republic III: The Year We Make Contact.
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12-10-2006, 01:33 PM
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Star Wars KoTOR 3: Conspiracy of the Space Amazon Babes
Star Wars KoTOR 3: The Ultra Super Cool Finale
Star Wars KoTOR 3: Smack my Bith Up!
Star Wars KoTOR 3: The Musical
Meh, that's all I've got for the time being.
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12-10-2006, 02:11 PM
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Star Wars KOTOR 3: Once More With Feeling
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12-10-2006, 03:57 PM
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Star Wars Kotor 3: Battles of the Unknown Regions
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12-10-2006, 05:32 PM
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KOTOR III: The True Sith Lords
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12-10-2006, 05:54 PM
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STAR WARS Knights of the old Republic III: Bastila: ATTACK OF THE PMS!
SAMHAIN HAS REACHED THE FORCE!!!
Jedi are going mad, chaos is ensuing everywhere!!! And all this time the masters were still trying to piece together how you get the handle to just stay on the belt! A drunk jedi is always up for a good fight!!!
"Jawa juice?" "No make it a visarian brandy, I'm gonna need to clear my mind after that last mission."
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12-10-2006, 08:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Evln
This is funny.
This I don't get: who's the fat one?
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Jediphile is correct, the fat one is GO-TO. Although I'll scrap that title, since it doesn't make any sense. Revenge? Revenge of what? And 'The Fellowship of the Bith' is crap too. I'll scrap that one as well.
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12-11-2006, 01:41 AM
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This one looks like a sure-fire winner! 
"Beware the form-fitting black armor-clad Drow hottie with twin Mineral II Greensteel Khopeshes!"
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12-11-2006, 01:51 AM
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^
We'd better add in another K3 title in that case--
KotOR III: The Unknown Region of Cabana Boys, Manly Slaves, and Orlando Bloom
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12-11-2006, 04:17 AM
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Originally Posted by The Architect
ediphile is correct, the fat one is GO-TO. Although I'll scrap that title, since it doesn't make any sense. Revenge? Revenge of what?
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Revenge of being scrapped by HK in the cut content. Perhaps he has duplicated models like HK-50, who knows?
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And 'The Fellowship of the Bith' is crap too. I'll scrap that one as well.
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Actually, I don't get it: Why all the Bith reference? Am I missing anything?
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12-11-2006, 05:36 AM
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KOTOR III: The True/Unknown Threat/Enemy/Sith/Darkness
KOTOR III: The Dark Armada
KOTOR III: The Reign of Darkness/Shadows (if the True Sith have conquered the Galaxy)
KOTOR III: The Shadow Wars
KOTOR III: Global Warming - An Inconvenient Truth
KOTOR III: The Rise of the Hybrids
KOTOR III: The War on Terror
KOTOR III: The War on Christmas
KOTOR III: Hell freezes over and O'Reilly shut ups
KOTOR III: The Revenge of the Democrats
KOTOR III: Same Sex-Marriage (please don't get all PC and be offended, I was being sarcastic)
KOTOR III: The Never Ending War a.k.a. The Hole the Republic Chancellor Keeps Digging Himself Into.
KOTOR III: The UN's Strong Arm *ahem*
KOTOR III: Kim Jong Ill's Taepodongs and his mate, Ahmadinejad
KOTOR III: The 32nd Flavour
KOTOR III: Ashlee Simpson  SINGS!!!
KOTOR III: Ashlee Simpson  SINGS 2 - Another album
KOTOR III: Why doesn't she stop singing? Why is she so angry at the world?
KOTOR III: Please stop if you have any shred left of humanity
 
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Reason: Combining all your posts into one a day...
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12-11-2006, 05:39 AM
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Kotor 3: A prequel to Kotor
Kotor 3: Babes, booze and late-night parties
Kotor 3: Nihilus parties down
Kotor 3: Revenge of the iriaz
Kotor 3: Revan stuck in a dead-end job
Kotor 3: Jet Li joins Star Wars
Kotor 3: 3 rotoK
Kotor 3: Oh Yes!
Kotor 3: GIMME GIMME GIMME!
Kotor 3: SHIN AKUMA!
Kotor 4: Kotor 3
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12-11-2006, 06:50 AM
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OK since this has gotten off to a funny flurry:
KOTOR III: Don't make me break a foot off in yo' @$$!
"Uh yeah, is it going to include the parenthesis proximity too?"
Uhh, no.
That's so I needn't type KOTOR III again and again. I figure your mind's eye doesn't have so many splinters in it that it can't actually put KOTOR III in place of the parenthesis proximity.
Did anybody get what I was referencing with "splinters"? You are a champ if you can answer correctly.
KOTORIII: Kill the holy people (I don't care which religion--they ALL must die)
KOTORIII: My bunghole itches! what should I do? This sucks!
KOTORIII: Cheech and Chong's battle of the bongs
KOTORIII: Holy CRAP! RUN! It's Dark Helmut!
KOTORIII: Revenge of the meatbags ...or somesuch
KOTORIII: Ain't no hope
KOTORIII: I dare you to stick your tongue on a metal pole in the cold
KOTORIII: pims B**** smack the galaxy
KOTORIII: Butt wars; a smelly hope
KOTORIII: The ButtPire Strikes Back
KOTORIII: Return of the Butt-i
KOTORIII: DEE-DEE-DEEEEEEEEEEEE
KOTORIII: The Phantom Buttface
Kotoriii: Attack of the Butt-Clones
KOTORIII: Revenge of the MAJOR S***TS
KOTORIII: Revenge of the Buttmunches
Huhhuh Huh. That would be cool. huh huh. huh. Darth ButtHead.
Heh heh. Yeah. heheheh. Would you like the nuggets in regular or extra cool ranch? Heheh hmm heh. Beavis SkyWanker.
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12-11-2006, 07:24 AM
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Knights of the Old Republic III: Mission Impossible
Knights of the Old Republic III: Damsel in Distress (for female Revan)
Knights of the Old Republic III: The Iron Mask
Knights of the Old Republic III: War of the Consoles

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12-11-2006, 07:40 AM
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Knights of the Old Republic III: Mission Impossible
Knights of the Old Republic III: Damsel in Distress (for female Revan)
Knights of the Old Republic III: The Iron Mask
Knights of the Old Republic III: War of the Consoles

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What kind of distress? Cockroaches? Mice?
Iron mask? Don't tell me, let me guess... that one mideval era movie with that blond guy--err Leo fella.... or whatever.
War of the Consoles? No kidding. PS3 seems to be the grand daddy of them all as far as abilities and features. But they made the same mistake Sega made 10 years ago--people want something that isn't going to cost them a down payment on a car--or basically that of another laptop. Xbox360 is doing okay for now but soon it will be endangered... I can See nintendo Wii pulling ahead-- like nintendo did 10 years ago. 360's only hope to stay ahead is to try to pull all of the game companies into their roster. Obviously the game companies will turn up their collective noses at monopolizing contracts which microsoft (and bill gates) is famous for and sony already did once back around '96-'98.
prequel KOTOR: True Sith Advent
KOTORIII: Republic Shattered
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12-11-2006, 12:41 PM
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And the winner is...
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I'd buy that without hesitation.
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12-11-2006, 01:30 PM
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What's Space Amazon Babes?
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Well, I'm guessing you know who the Amazons are, now just put them on another planet and add Babes (babes=hot, attractive women) at the end to emphasize their hotness, that's how you get Space Amazon Babes.
And now:
SW KoTOR 3: Guess what! The Hutts are the True Sith!!
SW KoTOR 3: Twi'Lek mud volleyball (for women, of course  )
SW KoTOR 3: Silent Assassin Droid
SW KoTOR 3: The Gizka are coming!!
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Oh, I needed to look up the encyclopedia to see who the Amazons are. Now I know, but who/what are you referring to by space amazon babes? Er...the true sith? *Imagining* Ah...that'd be funny.
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KotOR 3: Hot Twilek jb Pirate Girls in White Wet T-Shirt Hopping on Trampolines?
I mean, that sounds more like Dead or Alive than anything else, maybe DoA Should do a Star Wars edition...
KotOR 3: Deadline Closing.
Now you get the excuse to be an incomplete game.
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12-11-2006, 03:13 PM
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You're gettin' it!  Not necessarily the True Sith, but yes, the villains of the story (really hot villains  ).
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12-11-2006, 05:22 PM
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