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SW KoTOR 3: Guess what! The Hutts are the True Sith!!
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This is the best one
Here are some more:
Kotor 3: Got my boot stuck up his @$$
Kotor 3: She wrote upon it return to sender
Kotor 3: If only you knew...
Kotor 3: It finally came
Kotor 3: In stores now!
Kotor 3: Kyle Katarn is lost!
Kotor 3: Bastila gets sick of waiting for Revan to return
Kotor 3: Christmas time for Star Wars
Kotor 3: HK pwnz all
Kotor 3: Blood Money (Whoops, wrong game)
Kotor 3: The Drunk Side
Kotor 3: The Grey side
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12-12-2006, 12:59 AM
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KOTOR III: The Return of the King
KOTOR III: Return of the Jedi
KOTOR III: Addams Family Reunion
KOTOR III: Revolutions
KOTOR III: Trinity
KOTOR III: In Los Angeles
KOTOR III: KOTOR with a Vengeance
KOTOR III: Tokyo Drift
Do you see a patten yet
KOTOR III: The Last Stand
KOTOR III: Rise of the Machines
KOTOR 33 1/3: The Final Insult
KOTOR III: Rambo III
KOTOR III: Scream 3
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12-12-2006, 02:53 AM
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Dont forget - Kotor 3: Scary movie 3
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12-12-2006, 08:17 AM
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These are all pretty funny.
But the real title will most likly be....
KOTOR 3: Lucas Wants More $$$$$$
It's not wise to upset a Wookie.
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12-12-2006, 01:27 PM
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Dont forget - Kotor 3: Scary movie 3
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Don't forget - SW KoTOR 3: Scary Movie 4, the fourth and final part of the trilogy.
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12-12-2006, 01:38 PM
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Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic III - Obsidian were drunk making this
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic III - Another Sequel
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12-12-2006, 02:17 PM
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Kotor 3: the last kotor
kotor 3: last of the jedi
kotor 3: make kotor 3
kotor 3: The sith empire
kotor 3: Home fires
kotor 3: The unconquerable man
kotor 3: Revan kicks major butt
Savior, conquerer, Hero, Villian... You are all things Revan, and yet you are nothing. In the end you belong to neither the darkness nor the light. You will forever stand alone.
-Malak
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12-12-2006, 06:02 PM
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What's Space Amazon Babes?
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You haven't read that one?
Luke Skywalker gets standed on a planet FULL of those...
They are all Females, large tall sexy ones with raging hormones... who have never seen a human male--let alone one with the force.
     
Can you say "LUCKY GUY"?
--Shut up Kenobi, there is such a thing as luck where it involves fate you cannot forsee or control---or JUGGIES!
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12-12-2006, 06:59 PM
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KotOR III: Kreia's hot twin!
KotOR III: Traya Strikes Back
KotOR III: The Jawa Menace
KotOR III: Attack of the Bantha
KotOR III: Back to the Future
KotOR III: Superman Returns!
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12-12-2006, 10:35 PM
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Star Wars kotor III: COuldnot withstand anymore Demoralization!
SAMHAIN HAS REACHED THE FORCE!!!
Jedi are going mad, chaos is ensuing everywhere!!! And all this time the masters were still trying to piece together how you get the handle to just stay on the belt! A drunk jedi is always up for a good fight!!!
"Jawa juice?" "No make it a visarian brandy, I'm gonna need to clear my mind after that last mission."
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12-13-2006, 03:16 AM
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KOTOR III: Why is isn't KOTOR III out now?
KOTOR IV: It must be out by now
KOTOR V: KOTOR III still isn't out yet!?
KOTOR VI: Then why is there a KOTOR IV let alone VI
KOTOR VII: Why does LucasArts hate the world?
KOTOR 8: My knowledge of Roman Numerals need some work.
KOTOR III: Australia vs. England - Ashes Series 2006
KOTOR III: Darth Bush and his War of Terror
KOTOR III: The Tale of John Kerry's 3rd Purple Heart (it's true, he's won it thrice)
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12-13-2006, 04:53 AM
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Did anybody get what I was referencing with "splinters"? <snip>
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Fair warning, I am a little upset at Obsidian and Atari for NWN2, but here's some titles we'll probably NEVER see:
KotOR III: Obsidian and Atari took the time test this and it has no bugs, REALLY!
KotOR III: Atari wants your opinion, and will give it to you
KotOR III: Obsidian cares about it's buyers, REALLY!
KotOR III: Tweak, the Jedi Jawa 
Original Jawa Jedi in the Living Force RPGA Campaign
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12-13-2006, 10:37 PM
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@Igyman -
Kotor 3: Revan has a tea party
Kotor 3: Revenge of the TRUE Sith
Kotor 3: Daytime drama episode 12 - HK dies
Kotor 3: Bastila goes to fetch the morning paper
Kotor 3: Bastila and Revan have ...........................washing to do (FOOLED YA!)
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12-14-2006, 01:09 AM
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Fair warning, I am a little upset at Obsidian and Atari for NWN2, but here's some titles we'll probably NEVER see:
KotOR III: Obsidian and Atari took the time test this and it has no bugs, REALLY!
KotOR III: Atari wants your opinion, and will give it to you
KotOR III: Obsidian cares about it's buyers, REALLY!
KotOR III: Tweak, the Jedi Jawa 
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I still think it was LA's fault for K2, not Obsidians.
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12-14-2006, 02:03 AM
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I still think it was LA's fault for K2, not Obsidians.
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12-14-2006, 03:08 AM
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Star War Knights of the old republic III: MY BRAIN IS ERODING AS WE SPEAK!!!
SAMHAIN HAS REACHED THE FORCE!!!
Jedi are going mad, chaos is ensuing everywhere!!! And all this time the masters were still trying to piece together how you get the handle to just stay on the belt! A drunk jedi is always up for a good fight!!!
"Jawa juice?" "No make it a visarian brandy, I'm gonna need to clear my mind after that last mission."
"You know what I always wanted to see? A celebrity death match dual between Palpatine and GG allin"
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12-14-2006, 03:16 AM
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KOTOR III: HK47 & T3M4's All Singing and Dancing Christmas Classic
KOTOR III: UN found out that the True Sith weren't building WMDs in Iraq, but Bush started a hundred year war anyway.
KOTOR III: The True Sith are in Canada, no wait... French Canada
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12-14-2006, 03:38 AM
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KOTOR III: HK47 & T3M4's All Singing and Dancing Christmas Classic
KOTOR III: UN found out that the True Sith weren't building WMDs in Iraq, but Bush started a hundred year war anyway.
KOTOR III: The True Sith are in Canada, no wait... French Canada
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 That could only mean that people died from laughter in the civil war!
SAMHAIN HAS REACHED THE FORCE!!!
Jedi are going mad, chaos is ensuing everywhere!!! And all this time the masters were still trying to piece together how you get the handle to just stay on the belt! A drunk jedi is always up for a good fight!!!
"Jawa juice?" "No make it a visarian brandy, I'm gonna need to clear my mind after that last mission."
"You know what I always wanted to see? A celebrity death match dual between Palpatine and GG allin"
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12-15-2006, 06:46 PM
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KOTOR III: Dude Wheres the Ebon Hawk?
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12-15-2006, 07:12 PM
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KotOR III: Ya Mum
KotOR III: The b**ch is back
KotOR III: Revan Resurection
KotOR III: A Fistful of Siths
KotOR III: For a Few Jedi More
KotOR III: The Good, The Bad and The Kreia
"Love is the only reality and it is not a mere sentiment. It is the ultimate truth that lies at the heart of creation." - Rabindranath Tagore
"Many a doctrine is like a window pane. We see truth through it but it divides us from truth." - Kahlil Gibran
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01-05-2007, 03:23 PM
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Star wars kights of the old republic 3 : Unighting Generations
Star wars kights of the old republic 3 : Era's united
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01-05-2007, 03:40 PM
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Star Wars : Knights of the Old Republic III : The Truly-True-Really-Real-Very-Well-Hidden-In-The-Outer-Rim-Of-Course Sith
Star Wars : Knights of the Old Republic III : Exile in perdition desesperatly looking for her general Revan
Star Wars : Knights of the Old Republic III : [Even title is cut content]
"Do you think I seek the death of all living things? There is no victory in such things.
I do not want to win our war like this, little Jedi. When I win, I wish it to be because I was right, my teachings true."
- Kreia, Jedi Master, Sith Lord
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01-05-2007, 03:57 PM
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Star Wars : Knights of the Old Republic III : [Even title is cut content]
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Lmao...That has to be THE best one I've seen yet.
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01-05-2007, 05:24 PM
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Welcome to the Forums schirminater. I've got one new one.
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic III - If LucasArts doesn't pressure us, we'll release the game *when* we've done it.
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic III - A Finished Game.
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Reason: Combining all your posts into one a day...
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01-05-2007, 05:45 PM
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What about:
Knights of the old Republic III: What? p.s. nice joke!
Knights of the old Republic III: Buy it! LucasArts needs the money!
Knights of the old Republic III: Full of cut content
Knights of the old Republic III: Revan's out again
Visas: "A war? This war?"
Mandalore: "No, not this one. Another one, more terrible, against an evil we couldn't begin to comprehend. Revan went off to fight it..."
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01-05-2007, 06:14 PM
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Knights of the old Republic III:Kreia Reborn
Knights of the old Republic III:Bastila still is waiting for Revan.
"Evil is a word used by the ignorant and the weak. The dark side is about survival. It's about unleashing your inner power. It glorifies the strength of the individual."
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01-05-2007, 06:41 PM
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Star War Knights of the old republic III: Jar Jar Binks the true politician
Star War Knights of the old republic III: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Star War Knights of the old republic III: Ha! It's really Battlefront 3! *shudder*
Star War Knights of the old republic III: The answer is not 42
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01-11-2007, 07:32 AM
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Star Wars Kotor III: Darth Captain Kirk!
Star Wars Kotor III: The no sith are here bug innovation!
Star Wars Kotor III: Programmers suffered male mennipaus while finishing the game
Star Wars Kotor III: That game that got released and shot down that thread pummeling it's publicity!
Star Wars Kotor III: We quit!
Star Wars Kotor III: Bush admits the sith did not have weapons of mass destruction.
Star Wars Kotor III: Adopt a sith child
Star Wars Kotor III: How monty python would've done it!
Star Wars Kotor III: Brave sir robin stars as the exile!
Knights of the old republic III: Revenge of the Knights of the old republic III: Revenge of the Knights of the old republic III: Revenge of the Knights of the old republic III:...An asian pass time technique that was used to center on game ideas and stabilize sanity during creation!
SAMHAIN HAS REACHED THE FORCE!!!
Jedi are going mad, chaos is ensuing everywhere!!! And all this time the masters were still trying to piece together how you get the handle to just stay on the belt! A drunk jedi is always up for a good fight!!!
"Jawa juice?" "No make it a visarian brandy, I'm gonna need to clear my mind after that last mission."
"You know what I always wanted to see? A celebrity death match dual between Palpatine and GG allin"
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01-11-2007, 09:35 PM
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Star Wars KOTOR III - The Exile sucks
Star Wars KOTOR III - T3M4's Rampage
Star Wars KOTOR III - Return of Revan
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01-11-2007, 09:38 PM
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Another one:
KOTOR 3: Have you seen this guy? *holds out flyer with the picture of Revan on it*
KOTOR 3: The Half-Time Show
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@ Carlo El Sanchez
I like the title Star Wars KOTOR III - T3M4's Rampage.... that's a funny and good one! 
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01-12-2007, 01:58 AM
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Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic III - And a half
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic III - Revan sucks
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic III - It's T3-M4's time
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic III - T3-M4 is a Dalek
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic III - HK-47 is a Cyberman
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic III - The Last Crusade
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic III - And the Holy Grail
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic III - Meets Monty Python
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic III - Meets Only Fools and Horses
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic III - Britain's Best Sitcom
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic III - GO-TO is an interrogater Droid!
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic III - Missing Person
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic III - Grand Theft Auto: Star Wars City
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic III - That KOTOR thing
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic III - No it's KOTOR IV
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic III - Hanharr's Murderous Rampage
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic III - Coming Soon
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic III - Let's Just Ignore All These Titles and call it KOTOR III
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Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic III: Hk vs. go to vs. c3po celebrity death match.
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic III: Homemaking adventures starring hk 47 as fran dressure.
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic III: Problem droid the adventures of deliquent t3 and company.
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic III: Home alone, why revan had to return alone.
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic III: Check it!
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic III: Barbara strisand ruins the sith!
SAMHAIN HAS REACHED THE FORCE!!!
Jedi are going mad, chaos is ensuing everywhere!!! And all this time the masters were still trying to piece together how you get the handle to just stay on the belt! A drunk jedi is always up for a good fight!!!
"Jawa juice?" "No make it a visarian brandy, I'm gonna need to clear my mind after that last mission."
"You know what I always wanted to see? A celebrity death match dual between Palpatine and GG allin"
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01-12-2007, 08:20 AM
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I've got a few spoof titles. I can't guarantee you'll laugh though, so feel free to flame me for posting my lame spoof titles.
KotOR III: A New Ending
KotOR III: Return of the Ending
KotOR III: I’ve Got Amnesia Again!
KotOR III: (oh sorry, we didn’t have time to give the game a title, because we were forced to ship the game early for Christmas)
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I like the 4th one! 
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01-13-2007, 10:08 PM
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KotOR III: Team Gizka, We Need You Again!
KotOR III: Nah, LucasArts didn't rush us for Christmas this time, they rushed us for New Years!
KotOR III: This title will give us, (Obsidian) the people who made KotOR II, enough time to think of a real game title. So please, read this again 
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01-14-2007, 02:19 AM
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KotOR III: {TITLE HAS BEEN DECLARED CUT CONTENT DUE TO TIME CONSTRAINTS.}
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01-14-2007, 03:30 AM
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Originally Posted by KotO[REvan]
KotOR III: Team Gizka, We Need You Again!
KotOR III: Nah, LucasArts didn't rush us for Christmas this time, they rushed us for New Years!
KotOR III: This title will give us, (Obsidian) the people who made KotOR II, enough time to think of a real game title. So please, read this again 
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^ aha aha aha
SAMHAIN HAS REACHED THE FORCE!!!
Jedi are going mad, chaos is ensuing everywhere!!! And all this time the masters were still trying to piece together how you get the handle to just stay on the belt! A drunk jedi is always up for a good fight!!!
"Jawa juice?" "No make it a visarian brandy, I'm gonna need to clear my mind after that last mission."
"You know what I always wanted to see? A celebrity death match dual between Palpatine and GG allin"
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01-14-2007, 08:25 AM
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i think SW kotor: the serch for the promised one sound nice
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01-14-2007, 12:00 PM
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OK, here's what I want to see in the Title of KOTOR3: KOTOR3: Beyond the Outer Rim
or; KOTOR3: The Republic Strikes Back (original isn't it?)
or; K3: Mystery of the Ancient Sith
or; K3: The Evil Within
or; K3: Rebirth of the Republic
or; K3: Revenge of the Hutts
or; K3: The Ghost of Nihilus
or; K3: Cast into Darkness
or; K3: Titans Collide
or; K3: The Genoharadon Alliance
or; K3: The Iridonian Blood Lust
or; K3: The Ruins of Yavin IV
or; K3: Veil of the True Sith
or; K3: The Galaxy in Chaos
or; K3: The New Order
or finally; K3: I told you they would Make It,
Silent but Deadly, The 6 million credit Jedi, Failure to Communicate, Revan vs. Alien AND Predator, Single White Jedi, Moon over Nal Hutta, Saving Private Revan, League of Extraordinary Aliens, The Galactic Chainsaw Massacre, The Last Temptations of Spice, Revan Come Home, Jorus Gump, or Where in the Galaxy is Revan Sandiego?
Hk, you got one extra red wire back here wound around a spoon. Who did you say's been workin' on you?
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KOTOR3: Beyond the Outer Rim
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That actually wouldn't be a bad title. It reminds me of Pirates 3: At World's End. Wow, I absolutely cannot wait for that movie. I know, a bit off topic, but I had to get it out of my system. 
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