The Cantina Scenario

[Deac]

[To Mosari]
I do keep a low profile. Except that, ever since I picked up this data reader on Algavor...
B*****r it! That's got a homing sticker peeled on.

(Slaps in on Dannik Jerriko's back without him noticing. Stormtroopers come in)
Stormtroopers: Aha, Starkiller, I know that Dannik Jerriko disguise won't fool us! Beow!(Jerriko falls dead)

[To Mosari] Well I'm glad that vampire's dead.

[K_Kinnison]

[to anyone] You know, i am getting sick of these Impys running around like they own the place. Next Imp that comes in I am going to shoot him right between the Eyes. I will just say he was trying to defect, and ended up deficating on himself
[to whuher] Hey, this sunburn is warm, give me a colder one

[Deac]

I do keep a low profile.
I was here because, well, I'm on the run, as you know. I hacked into the Imp holo-net and put up a palpatine sucks poster.

[K_Kinnison]

Thats nothing, one of my former 'mates created the largest holoprogection ever sceene. It appeared over Coruscant, with the words "Hey Emporer! Eat this!" then it showed a holoprogection of his ass. There was a mole 20 feet wide in space for a while. It is amazing what people do when they are drunk, and take a bet

Hey, why's everyone looking at me? I didn't do it! Honest!

[K_Kinnison]

[to shark] Sure thing "snog the chef", do i really have to get FUBAR over here and show you the Holo?

[K_Kinnison]

too late

[Deac]

[To Wuher]Well, I'll have a corellian ale.

[To mosari]So, what do think Byrd's up to?

[K_Kinnison]

[to deac]Polishing Vaders boots with his tongue?

reminds me when i was on disiplinary action on Fondor, i only got to use a toothbrush to scrub the hallways

[to Mosari] Um well, FUBAR has had his memory wiped, so I don't think he has the holo, unles it's on one of those handy-dandy holodisks. Then I am fooked. Snog the Chef? Oh no! Not him, I mean me! Doh!

*Points blaster at head*

[K_Kinnison]

[to shark]WIPED MY DROID!?!?! WHY YOU SITH SUCKING NARF BLOWING HUTT SLIME!!!!

oh.. wait.. nm ^_^

[Deac]

Why don'y you buy one from the Jawas?
Anyway, unwiped memory droids are way more fun.

[K_Kinnison]

[to deac]Actaully, i got him as a gift from some Jawas i helped save from a Tuskan raiding party. Wasn't al lthat great of a droid, but he is Memory wipe resistant for some reason, and Restraining bolts dont efect him becasue his motivator isn't in the right spot. He is a bit buggy, but i wouldn't trade that droid for anything.

*Mutters under breath* "I Would"

[K_Kinnison]

*FUBAR gets out the arc-welder on Shark, and uses it*

[to FUBAR] stop that, use the Highest setting

[Deac]

(Ahem-this is not Star Trek Elite force. Where'd that Arc Welder come from?)

Well, I know a pretty good repair place. It's in docking bay 87.

[K_Kinnison]

( remember that attchment R2 used to repair C3PO, Free Liea, shcok both salisious crumb, and Leebo in ROTJ? )

[to deac] He is JUST fine, i have had this droind for over 6 standerd years, and i ahve learned how to repiar his little quircks. Tho i cant understand why he allways thinks he is on some secret mission

Aceos Azzaviros. Human. Corellian starpilot who just started his own star transport company. He comes in unarmed (Obviously a dumb starpilot), keys to his new YT-3500 Centurion freighter, and 2000 credits.

*Walks over to an empty corner in the cantina hoping to find a customer fast*

*That thing about Aceos being unarmed might not be entirely a fact.

*Pulls out a standard blaster rifle and points it at Shark*

[to Shark] "Is there a problem?"

"No, there is not. But if you want me to have one, I will."

*Pulls out Blaster on Aceos*

*Comes storming in with an entire squad of stormtroopers, blasters pointed at Aceos and Shark.*

[to ACEOS and SHARK] Why is somebody in here always stirring up trouble?

[to the OTHERS] I took care of the officer dealing with Jabba. Vader will do the rest!

WarachoK, Wookie (male), Body Guard, Carrying: Bowcaster, Bandolier, Vibro Sword, Comlink, Thermal Detonator

[to all the Imps] ARRRRRRGHHH RRRRWWOOORRRR ARRRRRRGHHHH!

*pulls out thermal detonator and activates it with a deadmans switch, then pulls out VIbroSword with other hand*

[to Byrd] Grrrr rowl arrrggh

[to Rollo] Growl?

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*Hack* Hey KIM! *slash* Arn't we *Grunt* having fun yet?

[K_Kinnison]

[ to imps ] IN case you dont understand wook-speak. he said one more move and there is going to be Imp kibble used as wall texture in this cantina. Now, i think Vader has more improtant things to do then muck around on this miserable planet... so byrd, stop wasting his time or he is probly going to show his displeasure at the delay.

*points blaster at Byrds forhead*

[to byrd] you got until the count of 5 to move your stinking imperial ass out of this nice drinking establishement. i promised i was going to shoot the next Imp that walked in here, and i dont want to start a habit of breaking them now.

[to byrd] 5...

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[Deac]

[Points blaster at Byrd as well]

[To Byrd] If you're not outta here when he gets to 3 he won't get the chance to shoot you. Thought you'd lock me in one of your smelly cells would ya' ya boot licking buckethead screw?

[to DEAC and MOSARI] You two will regret that you said that, you. . . !

[to Stormtroopers] Let's go!

*On the way out he whispers to a stormtrooper:* Keep watch outside the cantina. Contact me if anything happens.

*Takes Deac's drink and hurls it at the Imp Capt.*

[To Byrd] You Impie scum!!!!

*With lightning quick reflexes, Captain Crevill catches cup just as it is about to hit.*

[to ACEOS] Fortunately I only got wet. If I was hit by the cup as well, you wouldn't live to regret it.

*Throws cup on ground and storms out door.*

*Pulls out blaster and shoots stormtrooper and stuns him*

*Starts laughing*

[K_Kinnison]

*shoots byrd in the left knee with blaster*

*Points outside*

[To Everyone who is NOT Impie scum] Oh nooo, there's like an entire Stormtrooper garrison headin' this way! Let's beat it guys!

I got a YT-3500 Centurion in Docking Bay 28.

[K_Kinnison]

[to Aeos] You really should stop living you life asa Holodrama. Didn't you knw the Imperial Garrison is stationed in Mos Espa, and is paid off buy Jabba jsut to keep things quite.

Im not concerned about the Garrions, Jabbas henchmen can take care of it.

*As Crevill gets up he speaks into his commlink.*

*3 More transports full of stormtroopers land right outside the cantina.*

[to EVERYONE] Ha ha. You didn't think I'd let you get away THAT easily did you?

*Runs to ship, and 4 more troopers get out and start setting up a blaster cannon (like the one in Empire).*

the snap hiss of a lightsaber igniting turns head in the bar...Hi I'm Corran Horn a Jedi Knight from Correlia I noticed your having a problem with some imperials...I won't deal with the Hutts though

[This message has been edited by Rogue 9 (edited February 21, 2001).]

[K_Kinnison]

[to Byrd] Fine, i guess i wil lahve to call in my big guns.

*gets out comlink*
Oz, start the orbital bombardment of the Imperial Garrison, i guess it is time to fre Tatooine of any Imperial Influnaces.

[to Byrd] Oh byrd, jsut want to let you know that "your Lord" is no longer in the Sector... he left to deliver a Hostage to some Battle station... guess you are on your own.

[Oz]

Oz, Human Male, Ground Force Commander, MC-80a Mon Cal Crusier, 8000 troops, Concussion rifle, food, Rocket launcher

[to rollo] Sure thing boss...

*Turbo Laser fire starts pelting S'troopers in Mos Eisly, and destroying the Garrison*

[to Troops] Begin Ground assult to take over the planet, and contact Jabba, we have an offer to make him

*Capt. Crevill runs to his ship and takes off, leaving the stormtroopers to die. He enters hyperspace before the MonCals catch him.*

[Deac]

[Starkiller leaps behind the bar and starts firing at all stormtroopers. Once they are gone he runs outside]

[To everyone] They're gone. We win! Shove that down your throat Impie scum!!!

[Oz]

[to Rollo] Boss, one of my men was able to get some tracking devices on his ship... want us to go hunt him down?