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02-04-2007, 08:15 AM
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Giant Monkey of Doom™
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Rock, Paper, Scissors
I don't see this game here already, so I think I will add it. It's your basic beat-the-previous-post game.
The Rules:
1 - No posting something that can't be beaten. It's no fun if you just post "God" or "Nuclear Bomb" every time.
2 - The post must beat the thing above it in a healthy and undeniable way (e.g. lawn mower beats plant) It doesn't even have to be related, as long as it could realistically beat it. (e.g. falling tree beats deer)
Code:
Example of game:
Paper
Paper Shredder
Black out
Generator
Man sticking fork in generator
Sword
etc., etc., etc....
I'll start the first item:
Spoon
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02-04-2007, 09:36 AM
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Blow Torch cuts spoon in half
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02-04-2007, 09:40 AM
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Argetlam
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Man cuts off supply of air to the torch
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02-04-2007, 09:53 AM
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Left and may not return
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This looks good.
A large crocodile eats the man.
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02-04-2007, 10:09 AM
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Guy with shotgun kills crocodile
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02-04-2007, 10:14 AM
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Vincit Amor Patria
Join Date: Sep 2005
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Crocodiles brother avenges crocodile by eating the guy and his shotgun.
Pottsie, nice one Re. my pax brittanica sig.
"For where ever there is a n00b, there is MachineCult to make him cry and cringe."
- Halo_92
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02-04-2007, 10:21 AM
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Giant Monkey of Doom™
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Croc chokes on shotgun.
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02-04-2007, 10:32 AM
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Argetlam
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Croc spits shotgun out
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02-04-2007, 10:34 AM
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Shotgun hits a rock, goes off, and kills the croc.
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02-04-2007, 10:35 AM
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Hello, Sound Only
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A falling boulder crushes the shotgun.
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02-04-2007, 10:40 AM
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Giant Monkey of Doom™
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Dynamite
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02-04-2007, 10:43 AM
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Argetlam
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Scissors cut the fuse
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02-04-2007, 10:47 AM
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Giant Monkey of Doom™
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I have to say it...
Rock beats scissors. LOL!
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02-04-2007, 10:48 AM
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Argetlam
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Paper beats rock....  |
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02-04-2007, 10:49 AM
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Giant Monkey of Doom™
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Burn the paper with a match. (As much as I wanted to say scissors... I didn't want to make a loop.  )
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02-04-2007, 10:51 AM
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Argetlam
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Wind blows out flame
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02-04-2007, 10:52 AM
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Umbrella blocks the wind.
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02-04-2007, 10:52 AM
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Argetlam
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Man closes umbrella
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02-04-2007, 10:57 AM
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Full of Lies
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Car drives over man
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02-04-2007, 11:00 AM
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Semi-truck smashes into car.
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02-04-2007, 11:02 AM
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Argetlam
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A sniper kills the guy drivin the semi-truck
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02-04-2007, 11:05 AM
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Rookie
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Gun backfires and kills the sniper.(nice game!)
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02-04-2007, 11:06 AM
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Argetlam
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Charlie Brown eats the gun
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02-04-2007, 11:11 AM
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Rookie
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The gun goes off in charlie browns stomach killing him
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02-04-2007, 11:36 AM
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Hello, Sound Only
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Acid vial smashes on gun, melting it.
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02-04-2007, 11:50 AM
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The One Who Knocks
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A guy shoots at a deer but misses horribly and hits the vial instead, breaking it into a million pieces and spilling the acid everywhere.
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02-04-2007, 12:19 PM
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Uncreative User
Join Date: Sep 2006
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The deer, seeing the oportunity, heads to the man and kicks his butt.
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02-04-2007, 12:29 PM
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Left and may not return
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The Lion eats the deer.
Machine Cult, I like the Sig and I'm British, so I thought I'd use it, if that was alright with you. Anyway, I'm no longer Pottsie and I love Rock, Paper, Scissors.
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02-04-2007, 12:31 PM
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Aa! Megami-sama!
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Current Game: Frozen Throne
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And the acid melts the deer.
| Muunilinst 10 | Real Life | Exiled Jedi Weapon Master | Ex-Sith Marauder | Gunslinger |
Killed in a suicide attempt of ramming his own ship, Ravager, onto the surface of Telos IV. --Casualty Report: Order 66
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02-04-2007, 12:51 PM
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Rain washes away the acid.
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02-04-2007, 12:55 PM
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Full of Lies
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the sun vapourised the rain
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02-04-2007, 01:04 PM
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App Off
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the sun goes supernova and destroys life on earth (luckily we colonized other planets by then)
The moon eclipses the sun.
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02-04-2007, 01:13 PM
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A massive storm cloud covers the eclipse
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02-04-2007, 02:15 PM
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Aa! Megami-sama!
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The cloud was soon vaporized by the dessert on Earth.
| Muunilinst 10 | Real Life | Exiled Jedi Weapon Master | Ex-Sith Marauder | Gunslinger |
Killed in a suicide attempt of ramming his own ship, Ravager, onto the surface of Telos IV. --Casualty Report: Order 66
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02-04-2007, 02:31 PM
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Giant Monkey of Doom™
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Healthy foods. (You said dessert. LOL!)
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02-04-2007, 03:04 PM
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Full of Lies
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a knife cuts the healthy foods in two!
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02-04-2007, 03:18 PM
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Hoist the colours!
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ROCK
British By Birth. English By The Grace Of God
Dulce et Decorum Est Pro Patria Mori
Let Mercy Come
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02-04-2007, 03:21 PM
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Aa! Megami-sama!
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A lightning zapped the rock into oblivion.
| Muunilinst 10 | Real Life | Exiled Jedi Weapon Master | Ex-Sith Marauder | Gunslinger |
Killed in a suicide attempt of ramming his own ship, Ravager, onto the surface of Telos IV. --Casualty Report: Order 66
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02-04-2007, 03:26 PM
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Hoist the colours!
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Pulls out lvl 45 (hax!!!!) Orc, closes and pwns the gates to oblivion.
British By Birth. English By The Grace Of God
Dulce et Decorum Est Pro Patria Mori
Let Mercy Come
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02-04-2007, 03:33 PM
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Frodo kills the Orc
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