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Old 03-24-2007, 01:23 PM   #361
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The pants grab a lightsaber and decapitates the boy.


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Old 03-24-2007, 08:58 PM   #362
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The boy is so fat, he doesn't even have a (visible) neck.
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Old 03-25-2007, 03:22 AM   #363
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Boy is forcibly locked in gymnasium till the loses 50 kilos of weight and neck becomes visible again.


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Old 03-25-2007, 05:35 AM   #364
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Pants thumb the saber on and really decapitate him this time.


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Old 03-25-2007, 12:36 PM   #365
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Pants end the democracy and declares himself the Emperor. He then move to conquer North America...
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Old 03-25-2007, 05:15 PM   #366
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The Secret Guardian of NA named Davy Jones(POTC Version) sends the pants to his locker.

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Old 03-26-2007, 01:41 AM   #367
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Jones forgets to lock the locker and his consumed by the almighty Pants.


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Old 03-26-2007, 05:13 AM   #368
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Pants are sick of the water it soaked up and demands to be spin-dried.


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Old 03-26-2007, 07:47 AM   #369
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Pants are sucked in by a twister.


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Old 03-26-2007, 03:42 PM   #370
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Pants come out again, spic and span and completely dry. It continues its reign of terror.


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Old 03-26-2007, 04:19 PM   #371
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Ah....
The Pants fall over and gets one of its legs stuck on a sharp boulder and is ripped in half as the twister sucks him back up.

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Old 03-27-2007, 12:48 AM   #372
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Twister twists the pants. <_< >_>


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Old 03-27-2007, 04:03 AM   #373
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The pants go to a tailor and gets itself repaired.


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Old 03-27-2007, 05:55 AM   #374
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Tailor cuts his fingers, courtesy cursed scissors.


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Old 03-27-2007, 08:57 AM   #375
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ROCK DEATHZ SCIZZ0RZ!!!!!! (Joke)
He actually cut all his fingers right off, but that's okay seeing as he sewd (sp?) the pants up using only his teeth.




The following tale of alien encounter is true and by true, I mean false. Its all lies. But they're entertaining lies, and in the end isn't that the real truth? The answer is no.
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Old 03-27-2007, 10:48 AM   #376
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The pants thank him by knocking his teeth out.


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Old 03-27-2007, 10:50 AM   #377
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Teeth are actually enamel-coated gold teeth, and are sold by the tailor to make a hell a lot of money.


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Old 03-28-2007, 12:41 AM   #378
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Gold is easily moldable, and so a nice hard bite or strike of a hammer into one would spell disaster on some rather expensive teeth.

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Old 03-29-2007, 10:15 AM   #379
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Don't get literal man, you're ruining all the fun!

@Sabre: Tailor uses the money to hire a hitman to take out the pants.


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Old 03-29-2007, 05:33 PM   #380
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The hitman takes the money and shoots the Tailer. Because he is really aready hired by the pants to kil the tailor. So he gets dubble pay.

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Old 03-30-2007, 04:55 AM   #381
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Hitman realises he is being turned into a movie and that Vin Diesel will not be playing him. He protests against Hollywood and loses all his money in that process.


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Old 03-30-2007, 04:01 PM   #382
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The Hitman shoots the Hollywood people and gains THERE money more than his was,

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Old 03-31-2007, 11:04 AM   #383
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A dog comes and bites his groin and he spends the rest of his life in a seedy hospital on life-support.


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Old 03-31-2007, 04:11 PM   #384
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The hospital gets the best medical care in the world and the hitman is healed but still mad, not to mentioned embarressed, so he seeks out and kills the dog.

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Old 04-01-2007, 06:54 PM   #385
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The dog gets the best medical care in the world and the dog is healed but still mad, not to mentioned embarressed, so he seeks out and kills the hitman.
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Old 04-04-2007, 12:54 PM   #386
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You have two contradictory statements, since Saru said that the dog was killed. But eh, what teh heck .

The hitman drops a piece of metal which is ingested by a slug and excreted as a compound ten times more radioactive than all the uranium deposits of the world.


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Old 04-06-2007, 09:24 PM   #387
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@RC-1162:What can I say? They were very good doctors.

People dig a hole to protect themselves against the radiation.
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Old 04-07-2007, 02:48 AM   #388
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Zombie dog finds a bone and desides to bury. So he digs a hole uncovering the uranium. Exposing it.




The following tale of alien encounter is true and by true, I mean false. Its all lies. But they're entertaining lies, and in the end isn't that the real truth? The answer is no.
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Old 04-07-2007, 02:27 PM   #389
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Dog eats the uranium.
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Old 04-07-2007, 03:37 PM   #390
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U.N. takes dog and drops it over Korea.

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Old 04-07-2007, 08:19 PM   #391
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Korea has anti-nuclear shells already.
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Old 04-07-2007, 11:25 PM   #392
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Anti-nuclear shells are "shipped" from Korea to Atlantis.

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Old 04-08-2007, 05:30 AM   #393
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Korea is saved from decimation at the last minute when the uranium in the dog's stomach decays into lead and the dog hits the ground hard, making a largish dent.


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Old 04-11-2007, 10:05 AM   #394
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Dent is fixed by a tree-hugger.

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Old 04-14-2007, 09:28 AM   #395
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Tree hugger is ironically killed by falling tree.




The following tale of alien encounter is true and by true, I mean false. Its all lies. But they're entertaining lies, and in the end isn't that the real truth? The answer is no.
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Old 04-16-2007, 08:36 AM   #396
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Just as the tree is about to fall some woodchopper grabbs a chainsaw and cuts it inti little pieces. Sets it all the wood on fire.

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Old 04-17-2007, 04:17 AM   #397
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Fire catches on to lumberjack's highly flammable flannalet shirt.




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Old 04-27-2007, 04:15 PM   #398
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Lumberjack sneezes violently and puts all the fire out.


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Lumberjack dies. Causa Mortis:Flu.
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Old 05-02-2007, 02:49 PM   #400
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The WHO set up a worldwide campaign to eradicate flu because the lumberjack suppled the wood that kept the fire in the WHO's main cleaner's house burning.


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