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Old 03-03-2007, 12:02 PM   #281
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Lumberjack fixes the chair.... Yep, a lumberjack.
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Old 03-03-2007, 03:58 PM   #282
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The lumberjack is obviously not a good joiner, since after 5 minutes after the fix, the chair crumbles again.
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Old 03-03-2007, 04:45 PM   #283
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Old 03-03-2007, 09:09 PM   #284
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Yoda realizes he died "A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away" then vanishes back into the abyss.



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Old 03-04-2007, 12:52 AM   #285
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FADE FROM BLACK

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Old 03-04-2007, 01:20 AM   #286
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The flowers suddenly start playing Rammstein at high volume.


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Old 03-04-2007, 11:55 AM   #287
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somebody lets a lawnmower loose on the flowers


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Old 03-04-2007, 01:39 PM   #288
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The lawnmower sees some bushes that make more interesting targets than the flowers.

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Old 03-04-2007, 04:58 PM   #289
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The bushes are too thick. Lawnmower proceeds to crush the flowers (lillies)
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Old 03-05-2007, 04:09 AM   #290
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Flowers duck into the earth.


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Old 03-05-2007, 08:12 AM   #291
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The lawnmower explodes as it passes over the burrowed flowers, scorching the ground beneath it.

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Old 03-05-2007, 04:44 PM   #292
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A energy shield protects the ground from being scorched.

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Old 03-06-2007, 04:31 AM   #293
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The energy shield gets scorched.


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Old 03-06-2007, 06:47 PM   #294
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EVERYTHING gets scorched.



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Old 03-06-2007, 08:45 PM   #295
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Everything gets drenched in water.

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Old 03-07-2007, 04:29 AM   #296
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Water is evaporated by uber-high-power torchlight.


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Old 03-07-2007, 05:45 PM   #297
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Uber-high-power torchlight is destroyed by SUPER-MEGA-DEATH-LASER.



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Old 03-08-2007, 07:30 AM   #298
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SUPER-MEGA-DEATH-LASER feels outmatched by the Death Star.



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Old 03-08-2007, 08:37 AM   #299
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MEGA DEATH LAZER remembers it's a hunk of inanimate material and stops feeling anything.


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Old 03-08-2007, 08:33 PM   #300
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SUPER-MEGA-DEATH-LASER is saddened by your disbelief and blows up the moon to vent its anger.



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Old 03-09-2007, 04:23 AM   #301
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SUPER-MEGA-DEATH-LASER learns from Yoda that anger is the way to the dark side, and hence stops venting its anger.


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Old 03-09-2007, 09:03 PM   #302
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Last news: Yoda is dead!
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Old 03-09-2007, 11:05 PM   #303
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Due to a conspiracy put together by the SUPER-MEGA-DEATH-LASER, of course.



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Old 03-10-2007, 03:13 AM   #304
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Conspiracy is revealed by Conspiracy Theorists and linked to the US Government.


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Old 03-10-2007, 11:01 AM   #305
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A riot breaks out killing the Conspiracy Theorists.

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Old 03-10-2007, 11:30 AM   #306
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Riot control police kill each and every rioter.


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Old 03-10-2007, 01:31 PM   #307
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The riot control police kill themselves

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Old 03-10-2007, 02:23 PM   #308
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A huge nuclear war brakes out, leaving only cockroaches to roam the earth.



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Old 03-10-2007, 02:39 PM   #309
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Mohinder, from heroes, says that God is a roach. As a result, every cockroaches are eliminated.
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Old 03-10-2007, 04:14 PM   #310
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SUPER-MEGA-DEATH-LASER returns and irretrievably atomizes Mohinder from Heroes.



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Old 03-10-2007, 09:11 PM   #311
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It is destroyed from the inside.

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Old 03-11-2007, 12:34 AM   #312
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The guy who designed it is sued by the brother of the son-in-law of the friend of the sister of a cleaner working on the SUPER-MEGA-DEATH-LASER.


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Old 03-11-2007, 08:04 AM   #313
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This brother guy has a bad lawyer.


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Old 03-11-2007, 10:46 AM   #314
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The jury finds the designer guilty, in spite of the bad lawyer.

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Old 03-11-2007, 11:49 AM   #315
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Designer mows down the jury with a machine gun.


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Old 03-11-2007, 12:48 PM   #316
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He runs out of ammo.
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Old 03-11-2007, 01:54 PM   #317
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And he commits seppuku once he realizes that he has failed.



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Old 03-11-2007, 01:59 PM   #318
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The katana he used to kill himself is edgeless... He can't commit sueppuku.
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Old 03-11-2007, 06:20 PM   #319
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He desperately attempts to commit sueppuku with a fork.



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Old 03-11-2007, 07:27 PM   #320
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He can't commit seppuku with a plastic fork.
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