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Old 03-11-2007, 09:05 PM   #321
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Just because you can't commit seppuku with a plastic fork doesn't me he can't.

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He commits seppuku with a plastic fork and dies.



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Old 03-12-2007, 03:21 AM   #322
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Suicide Hotline-people rush to his rescue.


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Old 03-12-2007, 07:39 PM   #323
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Upon realizing their failure to save the man, they all commit suicide due to guilt.


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Old 03-13-2007, 04:30 AM   #324
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Old 03-13-2007, 09:20 AM   #325
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Old 03-13-2007, 09:53 AM   #326
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Kermit the frog is squashed by the Toad Croaker!




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Old 03-13-2007, 03:33 PM   #327
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The toad croaker runs out of fuel.

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Old 03-14-2007, 06:29 AM   #328
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Fuel prices drop to $0.1, so that O'Hare guy refuels it.


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Old 03-15-2007, 09:20 AM   #329
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Sniper shoots that O'Hare guy.

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Old 03-15-2007, 07:15 PM   #330
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A shotgunner blasts the sniper away from behind.

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Old 03-15-2007, 08:14 PM   #331
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Shotgunner misses the sniper.


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Old 03-18-2007, 09:35 PM   #332
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...But the shot hits a wall near him, and since it's BF I instead of BF II (he was playing), there's an actual area damage. The sniper is dead, very dead.
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Old 03-19-2007, 03:14 AM   #333
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The Sniper's best friend sticks his rifle in the Shotgunner's back and pulls the trigger.


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Old 03-19-2007, 05:52 AM   #334
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Out of ammo.


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Old 03-19-2007, 06:32 AM   #335
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Sniper replaces the clip and pulls the trigger.


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Old 03-19-2007, 11:38 AM   #336
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Gun jammed.


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Old 03-19-2007, 05:30 PM   #337
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Gets annoyed and whacks the butt of the rifle into the Shotgunner'd neck, breaking it and killing him.


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Old 03-20-2007, 04:52 AM   #338
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Butt bounces off the shotgunner's body, magically releasing the jam, shooting and killing the sniper.


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Old 03-20-2007, 01:26 PM   #339
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Shotgunner trips off the clif and slams into the ground.

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Old 03-20-2007, 09:03 PM   #340
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Fortunately, the ground is full of pillows (?)
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Old 03-21-2007, 05:29 AM   #341
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Pillows are sucked in by a large size vacuum cleaner.


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Old 03-21-2007, 06:10 AM   #342
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Along with them goes the Shotgunner and his mashed-up body clogs the motor.


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Old 03-21-2007, 09:40 AM   #343
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The Motor explosed incenerating the shotgunner.

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Old 03-21-2007, 10:31 AM   #344
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The shotgunner's wife's new boyfriend sued the designer of the motor (deja vu?)


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Old 03-21-2007, 11:07 AM   #345
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Designer of the motor claims it wasn't him. It is all Sony's fault.


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Old 03-21-2007, 04:06 PM   #346
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Sony denies accusations furiously while crossing fingers behind back.


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Old 03-21-2007, 04:12 PM   #347
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Police officer sees the crossed fingers and the judge acknoledgeds the sueing. Banckrupting Sony.

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Old 03-21-2007, 06:18 PM   #348
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Weeks later, the designer admits that it was his fault, causing Sony to become rich again(while hiring snipers).

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Old 03-22-2007, 01:37 AM   #349
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Sony's snipers kill the designer, hoping to make it a publicity stunt for GTA4.


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Old 03-22-2007, 05:19 AM   #350
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The snipers kill each other hoping to be the only one to claim credit.


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Old 03-22-2007, 05:34 AM   #351
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Last sniper is sliced into two by a katana.


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Old 03-22-2007, 08:50 AM   #352
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The katana has a heart attack

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Old 03-22-2007, 02:38 PM   #353
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A heart surgeon uses a defibrillator on the katana and zaps the heart back to life.


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Old 03-22-2007, 05:49 PM   #354
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The heart surgeon forgets how to use the defibrillator, but attempts it anyway and kills both the katana and himself.



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Doctor's remains are thrown into a massive garbage can.


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Garbage can has a hole in the bottom and the Doctor falls out.



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Old 03-23-2007, 06:22 AM   #357
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Doctor breaks his arm.


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Old 03-23-2007, 01:58 PM   #358
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A passing 8 year old sees the dead body of the doctor with a broken arm and wets his pants.


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Old 03-23-2007, 07:33 PM   #359
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HIs pants are furious. It strangle him.
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Old 03-24-2007, 05:25 AM   #360
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Boy has titanium neck.


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