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Old 05-21-2008, 01:09 AM   #1601
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I have no idea.

What kind of mouse am I using.

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Old 05-22-2008, 05:50 PM   #1602
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A squeaking one.

Well? Did you win the big game?


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Old 05-23-2008, 01:23 AM   #1603
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I don't know, a goat ate my lottery ticket.

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Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

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How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 05-23-2008, 07:51 AM   #1604
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A black wrapping...OH you mean the planet...

Remember Jordan, remember Baker (Billy Joel song) what the HELL was Michael Jordan doing in Vietnam?

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Old 05-24-2008, 03:34 PM   #1605
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Filming a now deleted scene of Space Jam, duh..

Are we all mad here?


"A few times in my life I've had moments of absolute clarity. When for a few brief seconds, the silence drowns out the noise and I can feel rather than think, and things seem so sharp and the world seems so fresh. I can never make these moments last. I cling to them, but like everything, they fade. I've lived my life on these moments. They pull me back to the present and I realize that everything is exactly the way it was meant to be."
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Old 05-25-2008, 01:50 PM   #1606
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No, just the staff and people with custom titles.

Why does milk taste like milk?


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There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

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How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 05-25-2008, 02:43 PM   #1607
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The Matrix want you to think Mil tastes like milk, while in real life....there is no spoon, nor is there milk!

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Alcohol: YES! Drugs: Boooh!
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Then...how dies he define absinth? Under YES! or Boooh! ?


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Old 05-25-2008, 04:46 PM   #1608
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Robbie's too busy sampling the merchandise and promises to get back to you later.

How green is envy?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 05-29-2008, 12:34 AM   #1609
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As green as the dough in your pocket.

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Old 05-29-2008, 05:51 AM   #1610
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No Schmi...I am your son...

Who will win the Euro 2008 soccer tournament?

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Old 05-29-2008, 01:27 PM   #1611
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The winner, unless this is a trick question (then you will).

Why don't ship and planes disappear from the earth when they pass the horizon?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 05-31-2008, 07:14 AM   #1612
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Because there's a huge vacuum cleaner beneath them that suck 'em down!

Why'd it had to be snakes?

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Old 06-10-2008, 11:33 PM   #1613
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Because you weren't there to stop them!

Why was the duckling ugly?


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Old 06-11-2008, 03:28 AM   #1614
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Plastic surgery wasn't as advanced in his time as it is now.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Old 06-11-2008, 05:19 AM   #1615
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He was trying to commit suicide.

Why couldn't Jack Sprat eat any fat?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 06-11-2008, 05:09 PM   #1616
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Cholesterol's a bitch.

What did Peter Piper need to pick the peppers for?


Let's kill ourselves.
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Old 06-11-2008, 05:37 PM   #1617
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Cinqo de Mayo.

What do doves sound like when they cry?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 06-13-2008, 11:59 PM   #1618
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Like a bawling monkey being crushed by an elephant running over a cow.

Why are all rights reserved?


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Old 06-14-2008, 02:00 AM   #1619
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B/c they were raised that way.

Is anything ever really free?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 06-14-2008, 02:10 AM   #1620
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only if you ignore the costs

^Who's more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him or the fool that follows the fool that follows the fool who leads them all to another fool?

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Old 06-14-2008, 06:55 AM   #1621
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Mr. T pities the fools!



(again) Why isss the rum gone?!

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Old 06-14-2008, 09:11 PM   #1622
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^B/c you tried to stop paying for it two drinks ago.

How do you tame a tapeworm?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 06-14-2008, 11:08 PM   #1623
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^Put it in your belleh and then have doctor rip it out. Then shove knives through it to get the idea not to go in teh belleh!

Um, how many dogs do I have and how many are Pomeranians?
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Old 06-14-2008, 11:16 PM   #1624
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I have a pomeramian!

What type of computer do I have/use?

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Old 06-14-2008, 11:19 PM   #1625
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I can only guess you have 1 and it is not a Pomeranian.


How much is that fat chick in the window?


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Old 06-14-2008, 11:20 PM   #1626
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She's free, no on else wanted her

Where am I


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I don't want to get my hopes up, but it's like the planets are aligning or something.
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Old 06-15-2008, 12:51 AM   #1627
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^Yoda's crib!

If I had 1 dog and it wasn't pomeranian, then how do I have three dogs and two are pomeranians?!
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Old 06-15-2008, 02:27 AM   #1628
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Think Schrodinger's cat, only different.

What colour is my shirt?

Hint: It makes me feel pretty. [/blush]


Let's kill ourselves.
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Old 06-17-2008, 11:25 PM   #1629
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Pink?

If Grand Theft Auto makes us run over pedestrians, why doesn't Pac-man make us eat dots and run away from ghosts?


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Old 06-17-2008, 11:46 PM   #1630
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It does?

Where do you work at?

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Old 06-18-2008, 12:09 AM   #1631
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^same place as you ...dun dun dunnnnnn

what's the respawn time in war?

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Old 06-18-2008, 12:18 AM   #1632
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Old 06-18-2008, 01:57 AM   #1633
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^The uninformed and uneducated...

Who are we?



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Old 06-18-2008, 04:46 AM   #1634
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The desperate and lonely....

So.....when did "Darth Cheney" morph into "Darth Hilary"?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 06-18-2008, 06:45 AM   #1635
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^The darkside is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unusual. Including crossdressing and change of gender...

When will Team Gizka release it's mod? I can't wait to install Kotor 2 again!

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Old 06-18-2008, 12:41 PM   #1636
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Not in your lifetime.

How are you today?

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Old 06-18-2008, 02:05 PM   #1637
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The same way I was yesterday. Only today.

Poster poster in your chair, who's the fairest with no hair?


Let's kill ourselves.
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Old 06-18-2008, 09:15 PM   #1638
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Why, you of course.

Where did all the time go?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 06-18-2008, 10:54 PM   #1639
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It was killed.

What is your favorite game?

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Old 06-18-2008, 11:43 PM   #1640
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Full contact spin the bottle.

You're playing Red Rover with all the regulars of this thread, who do you call over?


Let's kill ourselves.
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