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Old 02-07-2009, 02:16 PM   #2081
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Only if it ate alot of Noodles.

An ox with sox called Mr Cox tried box against a fox in jox, why?

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Old 02-07-2009, 02:21 PM   #2082
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Because he was a lummox, of course.

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Old 02-07-2009, 02:39 PM   #2083
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Because Heterodox is the activacation word for invisibility...at least for socks.

If there were 12 wolves trying to get into a house with 3 sheep, would the stairs be yellow or green?


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Old 02-07-2009, 02:54 PM   #2084
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Neither; they would be blood red, at least after they got in.

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Old 02-07-2009, 03:09 PM   #2085
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Ummmm......somewhere on the body.

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Old 02-07-2009, 03:39 PM   #2086
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Whichever's sillier.

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Old 02-07-2009, 03:41 PM   #2087
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He lives in a large manor located off the coast of Southern Politeyia, which is the center of the continent of Gentlemann.

Where does The Soldier live?


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Old 02-07-2009, 03:41 PM   #2088
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113 Kaiserwilhelmstrasse, in Berlin, a small village on the Moon.

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Old 02-07-2009, 03:42 PM   #2089
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Nope, but you can telegraph.

In Timbucktoo, would my name change from CQ to CQtoo?


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Old 02-07-2009, 06:23 PM   #2090
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No, it would change to Commander$Q.

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Old 02-07-2009, 07:24 PM   #2091
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Yes, but only due to the irony.

Is irony always funny?

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Old 02-07-2009, 11:04 PM   #2092
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Absolutely, unless it's Fe iron-y.

Is Fe irony?


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Old 02-07-2009, 11:12 PM   #2093
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Well, depends, if it's Fe irony for a guy named Fee or whether or not you have to pay a fee, then I'd say.....yep or nunca.

Is irony compiled of different parts ranging from Semper to fe?


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Old 02-07-2009, 11:19 PM   #2094
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Don't you mean from Sempre to Fi, which derails the original point entirely?

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Old 02-07-2009, 11:21 PM   #2095
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Your question answered...erm...if it was a question..there's probably an answer somewhere....

I wonder, is it possible to create a space station that has the destructive power to destroy an entire planet?


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Old 02-08-2009, 06:11 AM   #2096
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Depends on how destructive you want it to be.

Is "this" a question?




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Old 02-08-2009, 07:29 AM   #2097
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Only if "that" is the answer.

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Old 02-08-2009, 12:09 PM   #2098
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No, he'll be a model.

Is "nearly good" the same as "bad?"


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Old 02-08-2009, 03:16 PM   #2099
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No, it's the same as "not quite bad."

When is the best time to be average?


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Old 02-08-2009, 05:21 PM   #2100
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Ummmm...none....well, maybe...but you'd rather not know.

When is the best time to be the besttttt....?


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Old 02-09-2009, 05:42 AM   #2101
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When you want to impress Mr Tttttt

Where can I find a magical horse with an huge pen?

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Old 02-09-2009, 10:13 AM   #2102
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You find things with your eyes, not a huge pen.

What has better flight characteristics? An F-15 or Mary Poppins?

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Old 02-09-2009, 10:59 AM   #2103
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Ummmm...I think I'm going for the Yoda option with this one....Mary Poppins is just freaky....

Would I rather use a Grand Slam Bomb or Nuclear Bunker buster while attempting to destroy large concrete bunkers that house evil clowns who fly like birds?


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Old 02-09-2009, 11:01 AM   #2104
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Easy. Mary Poppins. That Spoonful of sugar doesnt have speed in it for nuthin'

In preparation for the great deluge, what is the best way to transport an owl with a wingspan of 300 by 50 cubits, made of gopherwood?

EDIT: Doh! Belated NINJA'd realisation

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Old 02-09-2009, 11:04 AM   #2105
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Ummm...Noah might know...but I will say the obvious, get on the internet and order an oversized load from UPS and they will fly the owl over the deluge.....that...or drop it, but let's just hope for the best.

How would you launch a missile using only popsicle sticks and paper cups?


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Old 02-09-2009, 11:53 AM   #2106
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Macgyver.

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Old 02-10-2009, 10:34 AM   #2107
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Launch the kids along with the missile.

Does MacGyver become less effective with the more resources he has available to him?

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Old 02-10-2009, 11:04 AM   #2108
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Yes, with more stuff, creativity slowly flows out of the ear and into the air....after he lauches the paper cup, posicle stick, missile that has children on top...

What can Macgyver do with a plastic fork and a large spoon?


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Old 02-10-2009, 01:20 PM   #2109
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Something inappropriate for a family friendly forum.

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Old 02-10-2009, 01:26 PM   #2110
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I'm not exactly sure if everyone is sure that it exists, therefore the bashing due to its nonexistance....

Why is Reborn such an interesting word?


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Old 02-10-2009, 03:48 PM   #2111
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Because no one can be reborn, making it untouchable and mythical.

Why have I never been here before?




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Old 02-11-2009, 11:12 AM   #2112
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Because you have been deprived of the heavenly right of stupid questions....

Why has Vikinor never come here until now?


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Old 02-11-2009, 03:11 PM   #2113
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He has; don't you see his 1200 odd posts?

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Old 02-11-2009, 03:24 PM   #2114
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You'd get...a midget tank dog....if that were possible.

If you cross a hot dog with a corn puff...would it change?


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Probably, though I'm not sure what you mean.

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Hand and pelvic gestures.

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Old 02-13-2009, 12:37 PM   #2118
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Because, the radiation from such a dangerous make-up would kill them if they didn't have their mouths open.

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Old 02-13-2009, 01:18 PM   #2119
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Old 02-13-2009, 07:45 PM   #2120
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Well, they do break all of your money...literally.

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