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Old 02-13-2009, 11:34 PM   #2121
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Because many porn sites end up being redirected to pages containing instructions on annoying the loch ness monster

If I had a blue belt in Kung Fu, and a red belt in Kong Sai, does that mean I have a purple belt in Kung Kong?

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Old 02-14-2009, 11:15 AM   #2122
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No, you just don't have a belt in taekwando.

If I try to use Particle Editor to add an emitter to an effect, can I add the emitter only or do I have to create an entirely new effect to use as the emitter?


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Old 02-14-2009, 01:08 PM   #2123
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...none of this matters because all of this just blew your high-tech computer up...

If I used a Panzergrenadier squad to storm a building filled with Siberian huskies, would their be a Russian with a machine gun on the Southern front of the building, and would my tanks be able to stop them?


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Old 02-14-2009, 03:04 PM   #2124
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They wouldn't be there, but you'd be able to stop them.

How much more awesome would TOR be if Murray Gold was composing the music?

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Old 02-15-2009, 12:02 AM   #2125
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So awesome that I'd mute the music to listen to my own like I do with most games.

Is it wrong that whenever I work as a mall Santa that I tell children they're adopted?


Let's kill ourselves.
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Old 02-15-2009, 12:12 AM   #2126
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No, because their parents letting them believe santa exists makes them unfit for parentage.

I have a horse, a boltcutter and a monkey, what next?

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Old 02-15-2009, 01:19 AM   #2127
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Get a bolt for the boltcutter.

I invented life but my monster is killing me what should I do?

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Old 02-15-2009, 02:20 AM   #2128
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Kill it first.

Is it normal for angry ticks to fire out of my nipples when I watch the Family Learning Channel?

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Old 02-15-2009, 11:17 AM   #2129
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yes, perfectly normal, unfortunately.

Owl vs Lesbian, who wins, and at what?

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Old 02-15-2009, 05:25 PM   #2130
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Owl wins at mating instincts.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?


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Old 02-15-2009, 05:42 PM   #2131
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Hard.

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Old 02-15-2009, 08:16 PM   #2132
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No one, that is why they're making a movie.

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Old 02-15-2009, 11:11 PM   #2133
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Because if it was square it would be Enix.

Where did that come from?!


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Old 02-15-2009, 11:13 PM   #2134
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Square Enix.

Should they add another dimension to become Cube Enix?

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Old 02-16-2009, 05:06 AM   #2135
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Yes. But this multiplies the amount of stupid kingdom hearts games by a factor of 10 to the power of 3.

If Time is the 4th dimension, what dimension is Mime?

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Old 02-16-2009, 10:17 AM   #2136
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How many dimensions are there then?

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Old 02-16-2009, 10:19 AM   #2137
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Why is money worth less than it's "worth?"


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Old 02-17-2009, 02:35 AM   #2138
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Because it rhymes with honey, and winnie the pooh ate it all

If you could pick any planet to go to, what colour wristwatch would you wear?

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Old 02-17-2009, 02:41 AM   #2139
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That would depend on what the time is... Dr. Freeman.

Why don't they make erotic fantasies like they did in the 80s?


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Old 02-17-2009, 02:44 AM   #2140
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That would depend on what the time is... Dr. Freeman.

Why don't they make erotic fantasies like they did in the 80s?
Because agents from the future sent a Time Warrior to destroy them all, and mullet hairstyles.

Why must a man with a curious past, have difficulty undoing a ribbon on a curious present?

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Old 02-17-2009, 08:33 AM   #2141
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Because curiosity killed him.

If Tetris was invented in Ancient Egypt, what would it have been known as?


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Old 02-17-2009, 09:31 AM   #2142
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Osiristris

Why do beavers with cleavers often chop at levers with fevers?

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Old 02-17-2009, 10:39 AM   #2143
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You're getting that mixed up with otters.

Why did they name it an envelope if "envelope" is a verb?


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Old 02-17-2009, 06:53 PM   #2144
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Because, at the time, they were at a lost for creativity and didn't want to call it "a small paper bad."

Why do cows moo?


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Old 02-18-2009, 11:23 PM   #2145
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That's what their vocal chords are capable of.

If a tree falls in the forest and noone is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

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Old 02-19-2009, 12:12 AM   #2146
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No. It makes many sounds.

What's the worst that could happen?


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Old 02-19-2009, 12:14 AM   #2147
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I prefer to leave it open to interpretation, that way your mind automatically assumes the worst.

That was meaningless, wasn't it?

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Old 02-19-2009, 01:21 PM   #2148
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Quite the contrary; it was super deep.

Is Rorschach emo?


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Old 02-19-2009, 01:34 PM   #2149
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Yep, don't you know why he wears a mask?

Does Rorschach hold grudges?


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Old 02-19-2009, 01:37 PM   #2150
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Quite a few.

Is The Comedian really that funny?

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Old 02-19-2009, 01:42 PM   #2151
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Yeah, so funny, some contemplate whether he's actually a hero.

What is Rorschach's favorite color?


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Old 02-19-2009, 02:49 PM   #2152
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Old 02-19-2009, 02:52 PM   #2153
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Umm..........errrrr......YEAH!! You're half orphan by bloodline...and half regular by...biological line of....well that's it

Do I come from a long line of Russian Czars?


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Old 02-19-2009, 04:43 PM   #2154
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Czars, yes. Russian, no.

Is Silk Spectre really Silk, or a Spectre?

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Old 02-19-2009, 04:51 PM   #2155
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More silky.....I think, spectres hate silk...

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Yes, it happened when he was very young and drank the blue water in the toilet...

Why isn't the water black...or brown, even?


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Old 02-19-2009, 04:54 PM   #2157
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Filtration.

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Old 02-19-2009, 05:02 PM   #2158
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He didn't pay attention in school because he stayed up to late and kept falling asleep in class.

Why is Rorschach so..pessimistic?


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Old 02-19-2009, 05:17 PM   #2159
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Bad childhood.

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'Cause he's got no friends.

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