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06-25-2010, 12:21 AM
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English spoken in What
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*Ahem* you DO know it's STUPID question, STUPID answer, wrong? Logic not required, even for you.  
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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06-25-2010, 12:23 AM
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#3202
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Chaotic Neutral
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But I like logic. 
What did you say?
I, for one, approve of the Ewoks. They're a fine representation of the primitive natives doing better in their own environment than the invading white man. 
Take that, Avatar.
"Welcome to The American Political System, where everything's made up and the votes don't matter!"
America: Where you have the freedom to express your opinions, and I have the freedom to hate you for it.
*dons stetson and putters away on the motor scooter of patriotism*
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06-25-2010, 12:44 AM
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#3203
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VN02 mix
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Vocaloid land.
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I said Could e, could we, should he, could e should be, with we, could she with he, e could be with we, and she with e, would he.
Yes?
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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06-25-2010, 01:03 AM
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#3204
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Chaotic Neutral
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No! ¬_¬
What?
I, for one, approve of the Ewoks. They're a fine representation of the primitive natives doing better in their own environment than the invading white man.
Take that, Avatar.
"Welcome to The American Political System, where everything's made up and the votes don't matter!"
America: Where you have the freedom to express your opinions, and I have the freedom to hate you for it.
*dons stetson and putters away on the motor scooter of patriotism*
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06-25-2010, 01:20 AM
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#3205
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Forumite
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: DisneyLand
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What's on second.
How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light?
SITH HAPPENS
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06-26-2010, 04:03 AM
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#3206
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VN02 mix
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Vocaloid land.
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Current Game: the villain
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Umm...LMNOP?
Is Tommy DiVito a funny guy?
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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06-26-2010, 01:46 PM
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#3207
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Brony
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Divinity's Reach
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Current Game: Guild Wars 2
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Yes, but I don't know who he is, so I'm going by what I know about Danny DeVito.
Tuesday's coming, did you bring your coat?
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06-26-2010, 05:53 PM
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#3208
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Baron von Sexy
Join Date: Apr 2005
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It's at the dry cleaner's, should be ready on Monday.
Wednesday's coming, did you bring your Tuesday?
Let's kill ourselves.
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06-26-2010, 11:07 PM
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#3209
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English spoken in What
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You never bring Tuesday to a Wednesday, it's just gauche.
Have you made the reservations for your upcoming trip to Mars yet?
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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06-26-2010, 11:10 PM
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#3210
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Brony
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Divinity's Reach
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Current Game: Guild Wars 2
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Yep, I should arrive November 21, 2059.
I shouldn't have picked that date, should I?
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06-27-2010, 02:13 AM
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#3211
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Baron von Sexy
Join Date: Apr 2005
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On the contrary, it was a very good decision because the world is supposed to end the next day. Your foresight is commendable. 
Is it a good idea to make posts using an on-screen keyboard to avoid leaning forward to type?
Let's kill ourselves.
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06-27-2010, 10:19 AM
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#3212
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Chaotic Neutral
Join Date: Apr 2009
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No. That may cause slouching. 
Not to be? Or to be?
I, for one, approve of the Ewoks. They're a fine representation of the primitive natives doing better in their own environment than the invading white man.
Take that, Avatar.
"Welcome to The American Political System, where everything's made up and the votes don't matter!"
America: Where you have the freedom to express your opinions, and I have the freedom to hate you for it.
*dons stetson and putters away on the motor scooter of patriotism*
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06-27-2010, 10:23 AM
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Brony
Join Date: Oct 2005
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That is the question.
Say, do you want to go see a movie?
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06-27-2010, 11:12 AM
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#3214
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Afro Skeleton
Join Date: Apr 2009
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Current Game: Street Fighter IV
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Depends.
Why do you want to see a movie?
Bink's Sake
"I've barely eaten anything for many decades now. It feels like my stomach shriveled into my back........though i don't have a stomach or back because i'm a skeleton! Yohohohoho! SKULL JOKE!"
"My eyes have never seen such a pretty woman! But i'm a skeleton so my eyes don't see much."
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06-27-2010, 03:39 PM
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#3215
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Brony
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I don't, but I was wondering if you did.
Have none of you seen Rejected?
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06-28-2010, 02:24 AM
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#3216
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VN02 mix
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Vocaloid land.
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I want to.
Is it a good idea to try to feed on Pinface if you happen to be a headcrab?
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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06-28-2010, 03:19 AM
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#3217
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Chaotic Neutral
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Not recommended. Though a poison headcrab could probably last longer than a regular or fast one.
What would you do if infected by a headcrab?
I, for one, approve of the Ewoks. They're a fine representation of the primitive natives doing better in their own environment than the invading white man.
Take that, Avatar.
"Welcome to The American Political System, where everything's made up and the votes don't matter!"
America: Where you have the freedom to express your opinions, and I have the freedom to hate you for it.
*dons stetson and putters away on the motor scooter of patriotism*
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06-28-2010, 03:43 AM
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English spoken in What
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Become a zombine, I suppose.
Would would you do if Gordon Freeman were hitting you with his crowbar?
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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06-28-2010, 11:45 AM
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Junior Member
Join Date: Apr 2010
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Current Game: MW3
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If you mate a pitbull and a sh**zu do you get bullsh**. |
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06-28-2010, 12:19 PM
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#3220
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Chaotic Neutral
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It doesn't matter. You're being skipped because you ignored Totenkopf's question.
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Probably cry.
What would you do if I hit you with Gordon Freeman's crowbar?
I, for one, approve of the Ewoks. They're a fine representation of the primitive natives doing better in their own environment than the invading white man.
Take that, Avatar.
"Welcome to The American Political System, where everything's made up and the votes don't matter!"
America: Where you have the freedom to express your opinions, and I have the freedom to hate you for it.
*dons stetson and putters away on the motor scooter of patriotism*
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06-28-2010, 01:07 PM
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#3221
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Loves Taffy
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Somewhere
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I'd counterattack after the third hit with the very same crowbar.
What would you do if it were possible to travel backwards in time?
"My name's not 'Adam We'........or is it????"
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06-28-2010, 01:33 PM
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#3222
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Chaotic Neutral
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Find and destroy the inventor of the necktie.
What would you do with the ability to go forward in time?
I, for one, approve of the Ewoks. They're a fine representation of the primitive natives doing better in their own environment than the invading white man.
Take that, Avatar.
"Welcome to The American Political System, where everything's made up and the votes don't matter!"
America: Where you have the freedom to express your opinions, and I have the freedom to hate you for it.
*dons stetson and putters away on the motor scooter of patriotism*
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06-28-2010, 04:22 PM
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#3223
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VN02 mix
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Vocaloid land.
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Current Game: the villain
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I'd travel to the future assuming it was successful (and there are ways to actually do that, apparently.) I'd keep and preserve as much as I could from my time period in whatever way possible. Then I'd time it for ~1000 years in the future because I don't honestly foresee humans being around for another 5,000 years at this rate. If I came back as the last man alive on earth...well, crap...
Haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love?
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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07-02-2010, 12:38 AM
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Forumite
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: DisneyLand
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What is Dave Chappelle.
Can you still say "Put it where the sun don't shine " on a nude beach?
SITH HAPPENS
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07-02-2010, 04:25 AM
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#3225
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English spoken in What
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Yes, but only in a solid black, opaque outhouse.
What would you do if Dave Chappelle got ahold of the gravity gun and used it to propel Jai'galaar Bralor into the air?
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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07-02-2010, 12:04 PM
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#3226
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Chaotic Neutral
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I'd be propelled into the air.
Would you help me?
I, for one, approve of the Ewoks. They're a fine representation of the primitive natives doing better in their own environment than the invading white man.
Take that, Avatar.
"Welcome to The American Political System, where everything's made up and the votes don't matter!"
America: Where you have the freedom to express your opinions, and I have the freedom to hate you for it.
*dons stetson and putters away on the motor scooter of patriotism*
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07-02-2010, 12:34 PM
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#3227
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Afro Skeleton
Join Date: Apr 2009
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Depends. Do you have change in your pockets?
Why do you think i asked that?
Bink's Sake
"I've barely eaten anything for many decades now. It feels like my stomach shriveled into my back........though i don't have a stomach or back because i'm a skeleton! Yohohohoho! SKULL JOKE!"
"My eyes have never seen such a pretty woman! But i'm a skeleton so my eyes don't see much."
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07-02-2010, 02:00 PM
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#3228
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Chaotic Neutral
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Because you've moved from stealing souls to stealing spare change.
Spare change > Souls?
I, for one, approve of the Ewoks. They're a fine representation of the primitive natives doing better in their own environment than the invading white man.
Take that, Avatar.
"Welcome to The American Political System, where everything's made up and the votes don't matter!"
America: Where you have the freedom to express your opinions, and I have the freedom to hate you for it.
*dons stetson and putters away on the motor scooter of patriotism*
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07-02-2010, 02:15 PM
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#3229
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Afro Skeleton
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Souls >>>>>>>>>>> Spare change 
Bink's Sake
"I've barely eaten anything for many decades now. It feels like my stomach shriveled into my back........though i don't have a stomach or back because i'm a skeleton! Yohohohoho! SKULL JOKE!"
"My eyes have never seen such a pretty woman! But i'm a skeleton so my eyes don't see much."
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07-02-2010, 02:46 PM
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#3230
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Baron von Sexy
Join Date: Apr 2005
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Where did Demongo's question go?
Let's kill ourselves.
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07-02-2010, 02:53 PM
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#3231
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Afro Skeleton
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Looks like Demongo forgot the question part
Why did Demongo forget to ask something?
Bink's Sake
"I've barely eaten anything for many decades now. It feels like my stomach shriveled into my back........though i don't have a stomach or back because i'm a skeleton! Yohohohoho! SKULL JOKE!"
"My eyes have never seen such a pretty woman! But i'm a skeleton so my eyes don't see much."
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07-02-2010, 04:21 PM
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The New Leader
Join Date: Jul 2009
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becasue he can forget things too you know
why is this my first question?
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I wish I had some Combustable Lemons.
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07-02-2010, 04:52 PM
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#3233
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Chaotic Neutral
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Because you've never been curious before.
Why won't Hockey give a d*mn?
I, for one, approve of the Ewoks. They're a fine representation of the primitive natives doing better in their own environment than the invading white man.
Take that, Avatar.
"Welcome to The American Political System, where everything's made up and the votes don't matter!"
America: Where you have the freedom to express your opinions, and I have the freedom to hate you for it.
*dons stetson and putters away on the motor scooter of patriotism*
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07-02-2010, 05:21 PM
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Afro Skeleton
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Because he got a virus
Why aren't you doing anything?
Bink's Sake
"I've barely eaten anything for many decades now. It feels like my stomach shriveled into my back........though i don't have a stomach or back because i'm a skeleton! Yohohohoho! SKULL JOKE!"
"My eyes have never seen such a pretty woman! But i'm a skeleton so my eyes don't see much."
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07-02-2010, 05:41 PM
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Forumite
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Because I'm on my "not giving a damn" break, man! Besides..he's still not giving a damn either.
Why is it "damned if you do and damned if you don't" ?
SITH HAPPENS
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07-03-2010, 07:41 AM
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The New Leader
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because in reality, everyone is just damned
If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
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I wish I had some Combustable Lemons.
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07-03-2010, 08:27 PM
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English spoken in What
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Nah, they just phone it in and let someone else deal w/it.
Why can't you hold you liquor better?
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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07-03-2010, 08:42 PM
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#3238
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Baron von Sexy
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Someone coated the bottle in grease, I swear!
Why is there a weapon in DnD 3.5 called a gnome calculus?
Let's kill ourselves.
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07-03-2010, 09:27 PM
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#3239
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The New Leader
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becasue it was created by short people
why did Sev "die"?
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Originally Posted by HockeyGoalie35
I wish I had some Combustable Lemons.
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07-03-2010, 10:43 PM
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Rookie
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Location: Wisconsin
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Because Sev's Katarn-armor broke in combat, and the warranty ran out 15 seconds after he got into the missile turret.
Why am I new to these forum games?
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