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Old 01-15-2011, 09:55 AM   #3401
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Only one, if he's Chuck Norris.

Why is Chuck Norris (along w/Red Foreman of course) always kicking you in the ass?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

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How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 01-16-2011, 10:22 PM   #3402
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hey aren't. They are kicking a boomer in the ass. *covers up with tarp*


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Old 01-17-2011, 03:59 PM   #3403
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Wanted to let him have an even wilder ride down the hill and off the cliff.

Is Zed really dead?


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There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

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How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 01-18-2011, 01:29 PM   #3404
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Probably. I don't know.

What would you do if a guest at your house went to use your bathroom, only for them to run out and demand a fire extinguisher moments after flushing?

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Old 01-18-2011, 02:16 PM   #3405
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Probably shoot them w/my shotgun than put out the fire.

What if you were that person?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 01-19-2011, 11:58 AM   #3406
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I'd attempt to explain myself.

How would such a situation even be possible?

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Old 01-19-2011, 05:51 PM   #3407
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Smoking and passing gas at the same time.

Safety Tip: Never smoke and pass gas in a enclosed environment. (Example: bathrooms, closets.) Make sure there is proper ventilation, if it's an emergency. The devastation from the fireballs can be dangerous to your ass and the community around you.
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What if that actually happened on a nuclear scale?


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Old 01-19-2011, 06:18 PM   #3408
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We'd all be dead.

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Old 01-19-2011, 10:51 PM   #3409
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Don't know, never dated her.

If Socrates knows he knows nothing, ain't that something?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 01-20-2011, 02:05 AM   #3410
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Well no.....because he wouldn't know what you were talking about.







What if he made that statement, as a secret philosphical message, to those in the knowing?


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Old 01-20-2011, 03:44 PM   #3411
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That seems likely.

Isn't the whole point of his statement that humility is key to wisdom?

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Old 01-20-2011, 07:37 PM   #3412
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You sir...are close to the knowing.




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Isn't the whole point of his statement that humility is key to wisdom?
Actually, it goes deeper than that Alkonium...it's the refusal to identify with any mental self made labeled identity (example: intelligent, knowledgeable, beautiful, and so on), which results in the eventual surrender of one's own created ego. (Identifying with worldly descriptive labels creates ego.)





What if everbody did that, do away with their egos so they don't feel threatened from time to time, would there be less conflict in this world?


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Old 01-22-2011, 12:39 AM   #3413
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No. Some douchenick would ruin it. We would have a new oppressor. (BTW nice use of what if outside its thread. )


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Old 01-22-2011, 04:59 PM   #3414
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Your skin......after I remove it from your body.

What would happen if GTA all of a sudden decided to make nice on this thread and stop picking at others (boy, I'm getting bored just thinking about something like that)?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 01-22-2011, 06:02 PM   #3415
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Someone would need to take my place. Someone who could fight n00bz and doesn't afraid of anything. (Thank you for the referral Sabrez) Someone who has pet rats the size of wolves, like purifier. Someone who can make moderators fluff up like turkeys. Someone who knows how to kick ass and chew bubblegum like Totenkopf. Someone that sexorizes moms like Dath. Someone...with a sick and twisted fetish for torturing douchebags. A person unashamed and willing to hit it with a crowbar like Grodon Freeman. A guy willing to drive a tank through your front livingrooom window like Commander Q.

Why do you keep spamming public vent servers with disgusting sounds?


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Old 01-22-2011, 11:50 PM   #3416
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'cuz I've got balls of steel! I've got balls of steel!

Was I supposed to say "what?" again?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 01-23-2011, 12:37 AM   #3417
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Probably not.

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Old 01-23-2011, 01:41 AM   #3418
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Because that's the secret to making a double-up mutation of those 3 headed gigantic dragon! SHHH! Stop giving away secrets on evolution and mutation!


Is it a bad idea to use a Co2 laser on glass?


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Old 01-27-2011, 02:33 AM   #3419
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Depends on whether the glass has a reflective mirror behind/underneath it.







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Old 01-28-2011, 09:28 AM   #3420
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They're both susceptible to fire.

Is "Celebriwhy" a good label for people who are famous for no discernible reason?

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Old 01-28-2011, 10:01 AM   #3421
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OF COURSE NOT! That's the term for Paris Hilton.

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Old 01-28-2011, 08:57 PM   #3422
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Go look it up.

Do you want douche or trash on that sno-cone?


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Old 01-28-2011, 09:41 PM   #3423
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Doesn't matter either way b/c it's going right into your face.

Where is what?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 02-07-2011, 10:34 PM   #3424
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Over there.

How much cooler, cheaper, and safer than sparklers is microwaving pipe cleaners?

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Old 02-08-2011, 06:27 PM   #3425
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Much on all levels and about the same danger wise provided it stays in the microwave.

Incurring the wrath of the Almighty bunghole.


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Old 02-08-2011, 10:59 PM   #3426
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^Really? Sounds like the **** is about to hit the fan for you my friend. (P.S. Get away while you still can! RUN Goddamnit RUN!)






If whatever goes up, does it really "always" come down?


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Old 02-09-2011, 03:32 AM   #3427
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No, it noways comes down except on every 5th tuesday in a leap year on the Mayan calendar.

Why can you never get help when you never need it?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 02-09-2011, 01:21 PM   #3428
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Because if you did, you would need it..........wait....what?







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Old 02-09-2011, 01:51 PM   #3429
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If a woodchuck could chuck wood, a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Why is a mouse when it spins?

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Old 02-09-2011, 05:14 PM   #3430
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Huh? Spinning mouse? Err, it's riding a merry go round or something.

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Because if you did, you would need it..........wait....what?
<PLAF!>


She needs to pay rent to me but has no money--so why does she have no takers for her services and only *I* get the calls?


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Old 02-11-2011, 04:14 AM   #3431
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Hell if I know, but it sounds like that "almighty bunghole" really screwed you man.







Why is everything close, when everything is too far away?


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Old 02-11-2011, 05:33 AM   #3432
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Jägermeister. 'nuff said.

If you aren't you, then who the hell are you and why are you bothering everyone?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 02-11-2011, 01:31 PM   #3433
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Because I really want to know who the hell I am!







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Old 02-11-2011, 06:42 PM   #3434
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Pepper magnetism.

How hard would it be for Activision to kill the Warcraft franchise the way they killed Guitar Hero?

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Old 02-11-2011, 08:18 PM   #3435
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Funny I've been thinking about Activision lately, recalling their glory days with mechwarrior 3050... well, I'd say that is not a stupid question and they could kill it with relative ease in so many possible ways, even those most seemingly unlikely.

Does Leona Heidern ever smile or is she always in such a serious mood?


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Old 02-17-2011, 02:36 PM   #3436
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Nope. She's really an alien who is plotting to take over the universe and feeds on young teen singers who are named Justin.

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Old 02-19-2011, 08:35 PM   #3437
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By following this strategy.

What star wars character would replace Beavis if he were to stop showing up on the show? (hint: It rhymes with the name Beavis.)


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Old 03-20-2011, 11:58 AM   #3438
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OH! OH! I know...who is General (hack, cough, hack) Grievous?









If I fell down a long flight of stairs, could I fall back up those stairs?


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Old 03-20-2011, 04:20 PM   #3439
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Yes, but only after the gas main in your house ruptured and blew you back up the way you came down.

How come you're never ready?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 03-20-2011, 05:09 PM   #3440
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Because I wasn't born ready. Which really sucks!








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